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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nate Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smooth Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diaz has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nate Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Smooth Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Lou da Vinci and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Diaz closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Helmet quickly recovers to half guard.
Helmet punching from the bottom.
Diaz blocks the strikes from Helmet.
Diaz wants to take a breather but Helmet is having none of it.
Diaz is breathing heavily.
Diaz blocks the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Diaz is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Helmet sees it coming and defends easily.
Helmet strikes from the bottom but Diaz passes into mount!
Helmet swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Diaz pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Helmet throws a strike but has given up his back in the process.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet wants to escape the position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Helmet is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Diaz is looking to control Helmet but Helmet is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Helmet rolls, trying to escape but Diaz keeps control of the position.
Diaz is trying to stick to Helmet's back but Helmet is turning into Diaz. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Diaz's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Helmet.
Helmet throws a strike but Diaz rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Helmet striking off his back but it's not causing Diaz any problems.
Helmet throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Helmet is striking from the bottom but Diaz uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
Diaz will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Helmet throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Helmet misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Helmet flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Diaz is trying to control. Helmet wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Helmet misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Helmet flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Helmet flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Helmet is looking to improve his position.
Helmet flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet is refusing to be controlled, as Diaz sits in half guard.
Helmet flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Diaz is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Helmet defends it well.
Helmet missing with punches from the bottom.
Diaz trying to mount his opponent but Helmet defends it.
Helmet missing with punches from the bottom.
Diaz is looking for a kimura but Helmet is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diaz to get the leverage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Helmet misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Helmet punching from the bottom.
Helmet missing with punches from the bottom.
Helmet slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Helmet will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Diaz wants to control from the top but Helmet keeps moving.
Helmet throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Helmet trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Helmet thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Helmet trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Helmet trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Helmet looking for a sweep. Not yet Helmet, not yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nate Diaz dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Diaz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diaz scores a takedown into full mount!
Diaz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Diaz lands a big shot there that rocks Helmet but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Diaz looking to control but Helmet is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Helmet swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Diaz blocks Helmet's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Helmet flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Helmet swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Diaz moves to the back.
Diaz has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Helmet is in real trouble here. Diaz gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Helmet is tapping out! Diaz wins by rear naked choke!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Nate Diaz!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. BJ Penn looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.
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205 lbs
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204 lbs
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Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Alyssa Summers and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn is breathing heavily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
BJ Penn's cut is getting worse.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Penn throws a hook to the side of Helmet's head but Helmet sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Helmet displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Helmet!
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horny Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A head kick misses from Penn.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Helmet!
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Penn has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Penn.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
BJ Penn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
A right-left combo lands from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of strikes that have Penn backpedaling.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Penn.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A head kick misses from Penn.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horny Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Danga de danga de dang - Helmet scores with a four punch combination!
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that's the end of the fight!
Horny Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Horny Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Classy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Lidell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lidell has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Classy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck Lidell!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, John Roberts and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet drives through and clinches with Lidell against the ropes.
Helmet blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Helmet digs a right hand into Lidell's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lidell's gas tank.
Lidell looks gassed!
Lidell is trying to stall.
Helmet is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lidell is defending well for now.
Helmet scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A nice left hand lands by Helmet.
Good body shot from Helmet.
Lidell is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Helmet pushes Lidell back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Helmet pushes Lidell back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Helmet using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Helmet lands an elbow just above Lidell 's eye.
It looks like Chuck Lidell has been cut.
Helmet lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Helmet lands a body punch.
Helmet lands a hook to the side of the head.
Helmet lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Helmet.
Helmet trying to stall but Lidell improves his position.
A short uppercut from Helmet.
Lidell blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Helmet lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Helmet scores with a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Helmet.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Helmet.
Helmet controlling the action here for a moment.
Helmet working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lidell is rocked!
Helmet digs a right hand into Lidell's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lidell's gas tank.
Helmet scores with a shot to the side of Lidell's head.
Lidell is still on wobbly legs! Can Helmet finish him?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Lidell! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Helmet.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Classy Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirty Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ortiz has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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208 lbs
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205 lbs
0 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Lou da Vinci and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz looks gassed!
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with the combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That round was too close to call.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Ortiz in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Dirty Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dirty Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Dirty Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alter Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Helmet has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Alter Helmet has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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205 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alter Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Jorge Garcia and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet looks gassed!
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Carwin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Helmet is looking to land body kicks.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Carwin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Helmet digs a good body shot into Carwin's ribs.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Carwin's front leg but catches the back leg as Carwin tries to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Carwin.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a straight right hand.
Helmet fakes the leg kick and cracks Carwin in the body.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Carwin thinking.
Nice body kick from Helmet.
Carwin blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Carwin moves out of range.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Carwin moves out of range easily.
Helmet lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Helmet looks for the body kick but Carwin saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet lands a head kick!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Carwin if he has to take too many more of those.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Carwin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Carwin 's knee.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a right hand to the body.
Carwin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Helmet.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Carwin takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Helmet lands with a kick to the temple. Carwin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carwin was well out of range. Poor timing from Helmet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Helmet. Carwin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Carwin.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Helmet scores with the left hand. Carwin knows he should have avoided that one.
Helmet delivers a nice body kick.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin blocks a head kick by Helmet.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Carwin really felt that one!
Helmet pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet throws a wild body kick that Carwin sees coming a mile off.
Helmet is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Carwin rather than just go for the knockout.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Carwin was not able to check.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a big head kick but Carwin shrugs it off.
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
Carwin will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Helmet scores with a body shot.
Carwin blocks a leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a nice uppercut.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet throws a wild body kick that Carwin sees coming a mile off.
Helmet is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Carwin had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Carwin's calf.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alter Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Carwin avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws out a leg kick but Carwin moves out of range and Helmet only half commits.
Carwin has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet connects with a solid leg kick.
A head kick by Carwin misses
enabling Helmet to counter with a crisp jab.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carwin was well out of range. Poor timing from Helmet.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
Helmet takes a swing at Carwin's ribcage but misses.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet connects with a solid leg kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Helmet fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Carwin on the side of the head.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
letting Helmet counter with a right hand.
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Helmet fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
Helmet scores with a decent looking hook.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Helmet scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Shane Carwin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Helmet thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Carwin if he has to take too many more of those.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet connects with a right hand. Carwin shakes it off.
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Helmet lands with a nice body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Helmet finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Helmet throws a low kick but it's checked well by Carwin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Helmet. Carwin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Helmet throws a front kick that sends Carwin stumbling back into the ropes.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Carwin blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Carwin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a head kick. That will keep Carwin thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Carwin 's knee.
Shane Carwin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Helmet thumps Carwin with a low kick.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Carwin was not able to check.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Helmet lands a jab.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet keeps Carwin at a distance using the push kick.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Carwin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Carwin down.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a leg kick.
Helmet throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Carwin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Helmet lets loose with a powerful body kick. Carwin will feel that in the morning.
A bone on bone clash there as Carwin blocks the leg kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Helmet cracks the inside of Carwin's front leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alter Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a body kick that stops Carwin in his tracks momentarily.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Carwin on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet tests Carwin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a kick to the body.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Helmet, right into the meat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet cracks the inside of Carwin's front leg.
Helmet thuds his right hand into Carwin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Carwin has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Carwin 's knee.
Alter Helmet seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Carwin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Carwin down.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Carwin takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Carwin 's knee.
Helmet lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Carwin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Carwin takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Carwin on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a stiff right hand.
Carwin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Helmet can pounce on him.
Helmet throws the kick towards the body but Carwin avoids it.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lands with a straight right. Carwin didn't see that one coming.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Carwin 's knee.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Carwin's calf.
Helmet lands with a cross.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Helmet scores with a spinning back kick!
Carwin takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Helmet cracks Carwin with a good jab.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Carwin is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Carwin moves out of range easily.
Carwin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Helmet.
Carwin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a low kick, right behind Carwin 's knee.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Carwin's knee momentarily.
Helmet throws a leg kick which misses Carwin's front leg but catches the back leg as Carwin tries to avoid it.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a good low kick that Carwin was not able to check.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Carwin moves out of range.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Helmet lands.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
Helmet connects with an inside leg kick.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Carwin's knee momentarily.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a thumping low kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Helmet, right into the meat.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with a slapping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Helmet lands a nice shot that snaps Carwin's head back.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Carwin throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Shane Carwin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A head kick by Carwin misses
and Helmet counters with an inside leg kick.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
And that's the end of the fight!
Alter Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Alter Helmet!
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Alter Helmet!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Alter Helmet!
Alter Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shogun Rua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Happy Helmet has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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210 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shogun Rua!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Joseph Jones and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet scores with a kick to the body.
Rua misses with a combination
and Helmet counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Rua is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Helmet lands a head kick. Rua smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Rua is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Are you kidding me?! Helmet ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Rua clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Happy Helmet!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucky Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Helmet has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Lucky Helmet has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucky Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Alyssa Summers and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Jones to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Helmet wants to sweep here but Jones controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Jones's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Jones has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
We're going to have a standup here because Jon Jones wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Jones misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Helmet misses with an attempted mid kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jones lands in his opponent's guard.
Jones seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Jones slips nicely into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Jones in particular looking to stall.
Jones passes the guard and advances to mount!
Jones controlling the pace for now.
Helmet has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Helmet won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Jones off his unconscious opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jon Jones!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angry Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Angry Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Roberts and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Diaz. That did some damage!
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diaz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Helmet.
Helmet lands the left hand.
Diaz closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Diaz trying to control the action but Helmet is working from the bottom.
Diaz controls the position from side control.
Helmet tries to improve position but can't.
Diaz is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Helmet knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Helmet is trying to improve his position.
Diaz taking a breather here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet wants to control but Diaz postures up.
A lull in the action here as Diaz stalls from top position.
Diaz trying to control the action but Helmet is working from the bottom.
Diaz has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Helmet is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Diaz yanks on the arm and Helmet is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Diaz.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Nick Diaz!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sexy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sexy Helmet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Couture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sexy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Steve Montenegro and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Couture showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Couture drives through with a takedown into guard.
Couture seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Helmet really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Couture. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Couture has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Randy Couture wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a right hand that Couture ducks under and follows up with a left that Couture also avoids with ease.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet looks gassed!
Helmet misses with a double jab.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Couture. Helmet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Helmet avoids the body shot from Couture.
Couture looks to score with a jab to the body but Helmet is just out of range.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Couture closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Helmet looks calm but he's in trouble here. Couture gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Helmet is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Couture lets go of the hold and Helmet can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Randy Couture!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rampage Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sad Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Helmet has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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7 - 0 - 0 |
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rampage Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sad Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Columbo Gatti and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Helmet.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Jackson.
Jackson has hold of Helmet's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Helmet tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Jackson cranks the arm and Helmet screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Helmet, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Rampage Jackson!
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