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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hamish MacAlpine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and MF Doom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hamish MacAlpine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, MF Doom!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MacAlpine tries to clinch up but Doom circles away and keeps his distance.
MacAlpine slips a jab and a cross from Doom.
MacAlpine throws a leg kick but Doom sees it coming and checks it nicely.
MacAlpine lands a glancing blow to the side of Doom's head.
MacAlpine shoots in for a double leg but Doom sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Horrible takedown by MacAlpine or perhaps it was just good defense by Doom which made him look bad.
MacAlpine looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Doom misses with a straight right.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by MacAlpine.
Doom moves into range and clinches up with MacAlpine.
MacAlpine looking to stall.
Doom misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doom is trying to break free.
MacAlpine tries for a takedown but Doom manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hamish MacAlpine. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Doom wants to break free but MacAlpine has control.
MacAlpine tries to stall but Doom uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Doom escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doom wants to clinch up but MacAlpine keeps it at a distance.
Doom fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
MacAlpine misses with a low kick as Doom jumps back.
Doom wants to clinch up but MacAlpine keeps it at a distance.
Doom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but MacAlpine paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Doom keeps the fight on the outside.
Doom tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Doom forces MacAlpine back against the cage and clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
MacAlpine trying to land knees to the body.
MacAlpine is working for takedown but Doom is calmly controlling the position for now.
MacAlpine blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Doom crunches a lovely knee into MacAlpine's ribcage.
MacAlpine has Doom pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Doom manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
MacAlpine is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Doom is defending well for now.
Doom managing to block the knees to the body from MacAlpine.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, MacAlpine just misses with a elbow thrown towards Doom's brow.
Doom managing to block the knees to the body from MacAlpine.
MacAlpine misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Doom.
Doom wants to get back to striking at distance but MacAlpine won't allow it.
Doom avoiding damage as MacAlpine throws knees to the body.
Doom avoids the elbow strike from MacAlpine, against the cage.
Doom tries a knee to the head but MacAlpine blocks it.
MacAlpine changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Doom fights it off and pushes away nicely.
MacAlpine showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Doom.
MacAlpine fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
MacAlpine throws a leg kick but Doom checks it.
MacAlpine doesn't manage to clinch there - Doom circles away.
Doom looks to land a left hand but MacAlpine moved out of range nicely.
MacAlpine connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Doom! He's out on his feet! MacAlpine rushes in and drops Doom with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Hamish MacAlpine!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alexander James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and KO Kaleb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alexander James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, KO Kaleb!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
James slips a straight right by Kaleb.
Kaleb takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kaleb closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
James lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kaleb takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
James cracks Kaleb with a right hand to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
James lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by James.
Kaleb is rocked!
James ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kaleb moves away.
James lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
James misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kaleb misses with a hook to the body
and James counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kaleb thinking.
James misses with a jab, cross combination.
James swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
James scores with a nice right hand.
Nice body punch from James.
James lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kaleb at a distance.
KO Kaleb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kaleb looks gassed!
James misses with a series of wild punches.
James looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaleb throws a hook but James avoids it easily.
Kaleb jabs at James's body.
Kaleb misses with a looping right.
Kaleb swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kaleb takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
James throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kaleb throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
James throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
James blocks a jab.
James scores with a sloppy right hand. Kaleb should have avoided that one.
James stuns Kaleb with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kaleb walks into a straight right hand from James.
A telegraphed right hand from Kaleb misses the target.
Jab by James.
James takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by James there.
The fighters circling - Kaleb throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kaleb throws a left and a right that both miss
and James cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
James comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Some wild striking there from James.
Nice defenses there by James.
James fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kaleb takes a shot right to the bread basket.
James lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
James connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kaleb momentarily.
A punch combination from James misses.
James misses with a few strikes there.
Kaleb misses with a body shot
and James counters with a left and a right that stings Kaleb.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaleb on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kaleb moves forwards but James connects with a nice, crisp jab.
James drops Kaleb with a beautiful combination! Kaleb stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - James is looking for the KO!
Kaleb is still on wobbly legs! Can James finish him?
James cracks Kaleb with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. James has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Kaleb to stand back up!
James Rushes Kaleb and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Kaleb is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. James Piles on the pressure and Kaleb crumples to the floor! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexander James!
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ryan Parts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mini Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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155 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ryan Parts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mini Me!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Danga de danga de dang - Me scores with a four punch combination!
It looks like Ryan Parts has been cut.
Parts throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Me takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Parts throws a hook but Me blocks it.
Me stalks Parts and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Parts's face. Parts staggers backwards, shaken.
Parts misses with a straight left.
Me swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Parts counters with a right hand to the body.
Parts pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Me scores with a jab.
Me throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Parts ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Me moves away.
Parts throws a jab when Me was well out of range.
Parts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Me scores with a body shot.
Me misses with a looping right.
Parts takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Me scores with a body shot.
Parts swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Me counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Me ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parts moves away.
Me swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Parts is looking to wear down Me with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Me moves out of range of the strikes.
Me rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Parts moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parts lands a jab.
Parts throws a right hand that Me ducks under and follows up with a left that Me also avoids with ease.
Parts misses with a jab, cross combination.
Me misses with a jab, cross combination.
Me ducks under a wild hook from Parts.
Me lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Parts backs up against the cage.
Parts on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Me with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Good standup being displayed there by Me as he connects with a hook.
Me throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Parts thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice straight punches there by Parts. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Parts.
Mini Me seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Me ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parts moves away.
Parts looks to land a right hand but Me moved out of range.
Me punishes Parts's body with a nice straight punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me throws a right and a left that Parts avoids nicely.
Parts misses with a straight right.
Me throws a one two combo.
Me takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Parts is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Me.
Me throws out a loose jab but Parts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Me tries to bum rush Parts with a series of wild strikes but Parts uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Me throws a right and a left that Parts avoids nicely.
Parts ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Me moves away.
Parts throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Me misses with a two punch combination.
Parts takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice shot by Me.
Me scores with the left hand. Parts knows he should have avoided that one.
Parts misses with a wild combination.
Parts misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Parts.
A jab from Me misses.
Me misses with a straight left.
Parts scores with a jab. Me acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Parts scores with a jab to the jaw.
Me throws a shot to the body.
Parts throws a right hand that Me ducks under and follows up with a left that Me also avoids with ease.
Parts throws a series of punches but Me avoids them all with ease.
Me dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Me lands a nice shot that snaps Parts's head back.
Parts on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Me falls off balance throwing a combination
and Parts counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Me is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Parts had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Me thows a body shot but no joy.
A punch lands to the side of Parts 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Me lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Parts circles away quickly and effectively.
The fighters circling - Parts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Parts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Me staying out of range there.
Parts misses with a straight right.
Me looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Me falls off balance throwing a combination
and Parts counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Me throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Me misses with a series of wild punches.
Me uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Parts.
Parts tries to move into range but Me moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Parts lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parts fails to land with a series of punches.
Danga de danga de dang - Me scores with a four punch combination!
Parts is rocked!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parts looks up at the clock. Bad move! Me lands a right hand from hell, dropping Parts. Me pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mini Me!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Senior KneeBum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Owen Logan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Logan has chosen Smooth Sailing - Method Man as his entrance music. Owen Logan has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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179 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Senior KneeBum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Owen Logan!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Robert Douchet and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KneeBum drops his hands momentarily and Logan needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips KneeBum just on the top of the head. KneeBum drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in KneeBum - he's done!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Owen Logan!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Itof Meyachev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and GOD HIMSELF (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meyachev kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pussy by Rammstein. Itof Meyachev is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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174 lbs
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180 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Itof Meyachev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, GOD HIMSELF!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
HIMSELF misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meyachev.
Meyachev tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
HIMSELF tries a head kick but it misses.
Meyachev tries for a takedown but HIMSELF sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
HIMSELF tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
HIMSELF tries a head kick but it misses.
HIMSELF avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meyachev dives in and grabs HIMSELF's left leg, looking for a takedown. HIMSELF pushes down on Meyachev's head and hops out.
Meyachev tries to clinch but HIMSELF is having none of it.
Meyachev misses with a takedown attempt - HIMSELF sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Itof Meyachev. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head kick misses from HIMSELF.
Meyachev dodges the punch combination from HIMSELF.
Meyachev closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meyachev trying to control from half guard but HIMSELF is working away.
Meyachev with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Meyachev not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Meyachev is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
HIMSELF looks like he's trying to stand up.
HIMSELF keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Meyachev takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Meyachev has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
HIMSELF tries a head kick but it misses.
HIMSELF throws a jab but it's blocked by Meyachev.
HIMSELF pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Meyachev scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, if Meyachev is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
HIMSELF really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Meyachev. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
HIMSELF has his hands clasped together around Meyachev's back. He's all about the action.
Meyachev takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Meyachev is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. HIMSELF doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Meyachev.
HIMSELF pushes Meyachev off looking to stand but Meyachev dives back in and keeps control.
HIMSELF is not content to let Meyachev control the position.
Meyachev controlling the action here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
HIMSELF is defending against the submission attempts here by Meyachev.
Meyachev is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Meyachev wants to control but HIMSELF is keeping him busy.
HIMSELF looks like he's trying to stand up.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
HIMSELF tries a head kick but it misses.
HIMSELF tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
HIMSELF looks gassed!
Meyachev has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Meyachev looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? HIMSELF is fending him off so far but Meyachev persists. Nope, HIMSELF circles away and we're back to standing.
HIMSELF throws a shot from downtown. Meyachev moves away and avoids it.
HIMSELF tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
HIMSELF gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Meyachev to score an easy takedown into full guard.
HIMSELF wants to stand up but Meyachev is controlling him.
Meyachev is stalling in the full guard.
HIMSELF keeping moving, preventing Meyachev from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Meyachev drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Meyachev jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Itof Meyachev dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
HIMSELF keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
HIMSELF gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Meyachev to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Meyachev wants to control from the top but HIMSELF keeps moving.
Meyachev is really struggling to control HIMSELF but he's trying to hold on to the position.
HIMSELF keeping full guard, as Meyachev tries to pass.
HIMSELF wants to sweep here but Meyachev controlling him for the moment.
Meyachev won't allow HIMSELF to get back to his feet.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
HIMSELF is breathing heavily.
HIMSELF keeping moving, preventing Meyachev from controlling successfully.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
HIMSELF stuffs the takedown attempt from Meyachev. Meyachev gets slowly back to his feet.
Meyachev fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Itof Meyachev. That's going to take a lot out of him.
HIMSELF stuffs the takedown.
HIMSELF throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
HIMSELF misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Itof Meyachev is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
HIMSELF misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
HIMSELF misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
HIMSELF misses with a series of wild punches.
Meyachev fails with a takedown attempt.
Meyachev fails with an attempt to clinch.
Meyachev blocks a head kick by HIMSELF.
Meyachev looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Meyachev drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Meyachev jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Meyachev trying to control but HIMSELF is working from the bottom.
HIMSELF wants to stand up but Meyachev is controlling him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
HIMSELF is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Meyachev trying to control but HIMSELF is working from the bottom.
Meyachev passes easily into side control. Nice work.
HIMSELF wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if HIMSELF can do anything to dispel that myth.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Meyachev wants to clinch.
GOD HIMSELF is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
HIMSELF swings and misses with a hook to the body.
HIMSELF throws a sloppy head kick and Meyachev moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Meyachev shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Meyachev with good strikes from the mount here!
Meyachev can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as HIMSELF is looking to escape.
Meyachev controlling from the full mount.
HIMSELF wants to try and get back to his feet.
Meyachev content just to control the position here.
Meyachev has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of HIMSELF's face.
Meyachev lands a big elbow.
HIMSELF is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Meyachev wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Meyachev trying to control but he's not successful this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Itof Meyachev dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Meyachev blocks a head kick by HIMSELF.
Meyachev blocks a head kick by HIMSELF.
Meyachev scores a takedown into full mount!
Meyachev looking to control but HIMSELF is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
HIMSELF stops Meyachev from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
HIMSELF is squirming around, avoiding Meyachev's attempts to control the action.
Meyachev with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Meyachev content just to control the position here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Meyachev looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meyachev has control of HIMSELF's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and HIMSELF regains control of the situation pretty easily.
HIMSELF is looking to get to half guard.
Meyachev looking to secure an arm triangle but HIMSELF defends it well.
HIMSELF tries to hold on but Meyachev pushes him away.
Meyachev raining down shots from the mount!
Meyachev looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
HIMSELF tries to hold on but Meyachev pushes him away.
Meyachev jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… HIMSELF is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by HIMSELF and Meyachev has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Meyachev throws an elbow but HIMSELF slips to the side and avoids it well.
Meyachev wants to control but HIMSELF is keeping him busy.
Meyachev tries to score with some ground and pound. HIMSELF controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
HIMSELF is trying to get back to his feet.
HIMSELF wants to control but Meyachev postures up.
Meyachev tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Meyachev tries to advance to mount but HIMSELF denies him.
Meyachev is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. HIMSELF knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
HIMSELF misses with a two punch combination.
HIMSELF misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
HIMSELF misses with a two punch combination.
Meyachev shoots in and drives through. HIMSELF sprawls well.
Meyachev shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
HIMSELF won't allow Meyachev to pass to mount.
HIMSELF tries to kick Meyachev off but Meyachev keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meyachev is looking to take a break and control but HIMSELF is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Meyachev takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Meyachev is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. HIMSELF doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Meyachev.
Meyachev is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Meyachev is trying to control. HIMSELF wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Itof Meyachev overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
HIMSELF misses with a head kick.
HIMSELF misses with a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Itof Meyachev showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Meyachev, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight for Itof Meyachev!
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Itof Meyachev!
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight for Itof Meyachev!
Itof Meyachev wins by unanimous decision!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zjues xhombre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vadim Finkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Finkle is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: NWO. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zjues xhombre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vadim Finkle!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Finkle slips a jab from xhombre.
xhombre throws a shot from downtown. Finkle moves away and avoids it.
Finkle throws a body punch but xhombre moves out of range.
xhombre walks into a left hand.
xhombre showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Finkle.
Finkle slips a straight right by xhombre.
xhombre throws a sloppy head kick and Finkle moves out of range easily.
Finkle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but xhombre was well out of range. Poor timing from Finkle.
xhombre fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
xhombre looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Finkle misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Finkle takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
xhombre scores with a push kick.
xhombre thows a body kick. Finkle tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Finkle looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Finkle moves out of range as xhombre strikes.
xhombre moves in looking to clinch but Finkle pushes him off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
xhombre fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Finkle slips under a jab.
xhombre tries to close the distance and clinch up but Finkle swats him away and circles back towards the center.
xhombre goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
xhombre thuds a left hand into Finkle's body.
xhombre lands a big head kick that sends Finkle tumbling to the mat! xhombre takes a step backwards and waves Finkle back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Vadim Finkle has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Finkle drops his hands momentarily and xhombre needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Finkle just on the top of the head. Finkle drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Finkle - he's done!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Zjues xhombre!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Franky French (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Henderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Matt Henderson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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175 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Franky French!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Matt Henderson!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
French slips under a jab from Henderson.
Henderson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck French on the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Henderson misses the target.
Henderson lands an overhand right.
Henderson throws a series of punches but French avoids them all with ease.
French throws a sloppy head kick and Henderson moves out of range easily.
Henderson scores with a crisp jab that stopped French in his tracks.
It looks like Franky French has been cut.
French falls off balance throwing a combination
and Henderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
French is rocked!
Henderson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Henderson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping French at a distance.
French throws a head kick that misses
and Henderson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Oh French is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Henderson swinging wilding here.
Henderson looks to land a combination but French avoids it well.
Henderson connects with a right hand. French shakes it off.
Matt Henderson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
French misses with a double jab
and Henderson counters with a crisp right that sends French to the canvas! Henderson follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Matt Henderson!
Matt Henderson is the new welterweight champion!
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