RIP S.I.X PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marcel Chapron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Roman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chapron comes to the ring accompanied by Darude - Sandstorm . There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Chapron
vs
Roman

196 cm
22
230 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

182 cm
18
220 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 4 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Marcel Chapron!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ivan Roman!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Jorge Garcia and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roman misses with a takedown attempt - Chapron sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Roman shoots in for a takedown but Chapron shows good takedown defense.
Chapron lands a nice looking kick to the body. Roman takes a step back to recover.
Roman looks gassed!

Chapron clinches up with Roman and pushes him back against the ropes.
Roman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Chapron creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Roman's defenses.

It looks like Ivan Roman has been cut.
Chapron avoiding damage.

Chapron pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Chapron drives through and clinches with Roman against the ropes.
Roman tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Marcel Chapron has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ivan Roman.
Roman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chapron has him pressed against the ropes.
Roman throws an elbow that misses.

Chapron escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chapron with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Chapron rushes Roman and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.

Chapron manages to break the clinch.

Chapron moves into the clinch.

Chapron breaks the clinch.

Chapron moves into the clinch successfully.
Roman should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Chapron manages to break the clinch.
Chapron lands a big head kick that sends Roman to the canvas! Chapron follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcel Chapron!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Olivier Denis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poy Jakkapan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Denis comes to the ring accompanied by Undead. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Denis
vs
Jakkapan

173 cm
18
130 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

168 cm
22
135 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent knees
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Olivier Denis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Poy Jakkapan!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Steve Montenegro and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Denis dodges the punch combination from Jakkapan.
Jakkapan is looking to clinch but Denis is avoiding it.
Jakkapan misses with a low kick.

Jakkapan has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jakkapan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jakkapan tries for a takedown. No joy.
Denis wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jakkapan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Denis blocks it with crossed arms.
Jakkapan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jakkapan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jakkapan throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jakkapan creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Denis takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Olivier Denis has been cut.
Denis drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jakkapan pulls his leg out and moves away.
Denis throws a head kick but Jakkapan moves out of range.
Jakkapan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Denis.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Denis throws a head kick that misses.
Denis misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jakkapan wants to clinch.
Denis looks to score with a jab to the body but Jakkapan is just out of range.

Jakkapan drives through and clinches with Denis against the ropes.
Jakkapan tries to land a knee to the head but Denis blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Denis is trying to break the clinch but Jakkapan has him pressed against the ropes.
A nice left hand lands by Jakkapan.
Denis is pressed up against the ropes. Jakkapan has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Denis down to the mat. Denis avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Denis moves into the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Jakkapan.
Jakkapan looks gassed!
Denis goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jakkapan prevents it.
A knee to the head by Jakkapan.
Jakkapan tries to score a body lock takedown but Denis shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Olivier Denis has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poy Jakkapan.

Denis jumps into guard, dragging Jakkapan to the mat.
Denis looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Denis looking for a guillotine here but Jakkapan defends easily.
Denis looking for a sweep. Not yet Denis, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jakkapan is fighting to break Denis's control of his arms but Denis is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Denis wants to sweep here but Jakkapan controlling him for the moment.
Denis trying to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jakkapan throws a big right hand that misses.
Denis lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Jakkapan!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Denis landing punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Olivier Denis dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Olivier Denis's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A combination from Jakkapan does no damage.
Jakkapan tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Denis counters with a nice kick to the body.
Denis dips to his left and cracks Jakkapan with an uppercut!
Jakkapan throws a sloppy head kick and Denis moves out of range easily.
Denis fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Denis keeps the fight on the outside.
Jakkapan tries to clinch up

and Denis counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jakkapan's guard now.
Denis trying to control but Jakkapan is working from the bottom.
Denis with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jakkapan is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Denis advances position into side control!
Jakkapan prevents Denis from improving position.

Denis is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Jakkapan knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Denis lands a few punches from side control.
Denis lands a few punches from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jakkapan throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
Denis working away.
Denis moves into full mount!
The referee warns Jakkapan that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Denis unloading with bombs!
Denis really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jakkapan taking shots to the head.
Denis can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jakkapan is looking to escape.
Jakkapan is in a horrible position here. Denis smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Olivier Denis dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Olivier Denis's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Denis throws a right and a left that Jakkapan avoids nicely.
A punch combination from Jakkapan misses.
Denis avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A punch combination from Jakkapan misses.
Denis throws a big shot that misses.
Denis fails with a takedown attempt.
Jakkapan looks to clinch
and Denis counters with a big head kick but Jakkapan shrugs it off.
Jakkapan lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Some wild striking there from Jakkapan.
Denis swats away the attempt to clinch by Jakkapan.
Jakkapan moves in looking to clinch but Denis pushes him off.
Denis looks for the body kick but Jakkapan saw that one coming.
Poy Jakkapan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jakkapan tries to clinch but Denis moves out of range.
Denis lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jakkapan looks to land a combination but Denis avoids it well.
Jakkapan tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Denis counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jakkapan's guard now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Denis is working Jakkapan over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Denis is in close to Jakkapan's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Denis stands up and waves to Jakkapan to follow him.
Denis tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jakkapan tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Denis counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jakkapan tries to clinch but Denis is having none of it.
Denis takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Denis.
Poy Jakkapan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jakkapan misses with the combination.
Jakkapan closes the distance but Denis moves to the side

and Denis decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Jakkapan's guard.
Denis cracks Jakkapan with a solid left hand.
Jakkapan is striking but Denis is not phased and passes to half guard.
Jakkapan keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Denis is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Jakkapan has managed to free his arm - good work.
Jakkapan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Jakkapan trying to control here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Denis blocks the strikes from Jakkapan.
Olivier Denis is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Denis looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Jakkapan with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Denis wants to work for an arm triangle but Jakkapan is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Olivier Denis showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Denis, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Olivier Denis!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
35%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexei Kuznetsov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Kuznetsov might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to National Anthem of Russia. Smith has chosen Bad Company as his entrance music. Jim Smith has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kuznetsov
vs
Smith

187 cm
22
195 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

189 cm
20
212 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

SPARTAN FIGHTWARE

Rivers Edge Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alexei Kuznetsov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jim Smith!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Reed Andrews and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Smith.

Kuznetsov closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Kuznetsov lands in his opponent's guard.
Kuznetsov wants to control from the top but Smith keeps moving.
Kuznetsov slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Smith keeping moving, preventing Kuznetsov from controlling successfully.
Smith is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Smith not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kuznetsov is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kuznetsov wants to control but Smith is keeping busy.
Smith passes into side control, despite Kuznetsov's attempt to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuznetsov is trying to improve his position.

Smith looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Smith throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Smith passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Kuznetsov!
Kuznetsov is desperately trying to improve his position but Smith has a good base and remains in mount.
Kuznetsov tries to hold on but Smith pushes him away.
Kuznetsov is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Smith lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Kuznetsov wants to hold on but Smith pushes him away.
Kuznetsov tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Kuznetsov is working hard here to advance position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuznetsov wants to control but Smith is having none of it.
Smith tries to stand up but he's trapped just for the moment.
Kuznetsov knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Smith on the ground.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Kuznetsov is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Smith punishing his opponent with strikes.

Smith looking to secure an arm triangle but Kuznetsov defends it well.
Smith thowing shots but they're missing.
Smith has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kuznetsov sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Smith sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kuznetsov defending well though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuznetsov makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Kuznetsov.
Smith loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kuznetsov is trying to control the position but Smith postures up.
Kuznetsov trying to control the position here.
Kuznetsov working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Smith.
Smith is looking to work some ground and pound but Kuznetsov has wrist control.
Kuznetsov is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Smith drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Kuznetsov manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Smith has Kuznetsov in his guard.
Smith looks gassed!
Kuznetsov throwing strikes from guard but Smith blocks nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Kuznetsov trying to control but Smith is working from the bottom.
Kuznetsov pushing down on Smith's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Smith is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Kuznetsov pulls his head out easily.
Kuznetsov content to control rather than advance.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Alexei Kuznetsov just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Smith fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Smith jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Smith misses with the combination.
Smith throws a hook but Kuznetsov avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Alexei Kuznetsov will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

A combination from Smith does no damage.

Kuznetsov gets a clinch.
Smith is looking to break free of the clinch but Kuznetsov has double underhooks.

Kuznetsov gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Smith keeping full guard, as Kuznetsov tries to pass.
Kuznetsov controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Smith wants to sweep here but Kuznetsov controlling him for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Smith throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Smith is breathing heavily.
Kuznetsov trying to control but Smith is working from the bottom.
Kuznetsov showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

Smith is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kuznetsov trying to control but Smith is working from the bottom.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Kuznetsov slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Smith is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kuznetsov trying to control but Smith is working from the bottom.
Kuznetsov slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Alexei Kuznetsov just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
A combination from Smith does no damage.
Kuznetsov fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith misses with a wild body shot.
Smith misses with a looping left.
Smith throws a jab when Kuznetsov was well out of range.
Jim Smith is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Smith throws a series of punches but Kuznetsov avoids them all with ease.
Smith is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kuznetsov.

Kuznetsov drives through with a takedown into guard.
Kuznetsov sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Smith working for a triangle but Kuznetsov defends it easily.
Kuznetsov wants to control from the top but Smith keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuznetsov looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Smith is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Smith looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kuznetsov controlling from the top position.
Kuznetsov trying to control the position from guard on top but Smith is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexei Kuznetsov dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Kuznetsov decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Kuznetsov is taking a breather. Smith says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Smith is refusing to be controlled, as Kuznetsov sits in half guard.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Kuznetsov here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Alexei Kuznetsov just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Kuznetsov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Smith.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kuznetsov.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kuznetsov.
Kuznetsov misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alexei Kuznetsov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith thows a left - swing and a miss!
Smith throws the left hand but Kuznetsov avoids the punch easily.
Kuznetsov moves out of range as Smith strikes.
Smith jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Smith throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kuznetsov.
Kuznetsov shoots in looking for a takedown. Smith tries to sprawl out of it but Kuznetsov keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Smith manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Some wild striking there from Smith.
Jim Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kuznetsov on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kuznetsov fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Smith, as that shot connected.
Alexei Kuznetsov is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith drops Kuznetsov with a beautiful combination! Kuznetsov stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Smith is looking for the KO!

Kuznetsov is rocked!

It looks like Alexei Kuznetsov has been cut.
Smith lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kuznetsov circles away quickly and effectively.
Oh Kuznetsov is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smith swats away the attempt to clinch by Kuznetsov.
Kuznetsov seems to have got his legs back now.
Smith tries to bum rush Kuznetsov with a series of wild strikes but Kuznetsov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Smith bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kuznetsov's head backwards.
Smith thows a left - swing and a miss!
Smith throws a combination. Kuznetsov tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Smith misses with a straight right.
Some wild striking there from Smith.
Smith misses with an uppercut. Kuznetsov saw that one coming.

Kuznetsov shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Kuznetsov showed some decent athleticism there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kuznetsov not doing much here.
Alexei Kuznetsov overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Smith looks like he's trying to stand up.
Kuznetsov content to control rather than advance.
Kuznetsov wants to control but Smith is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Kuznetsov works his way into side control.
Kuznetsov wants to lay and pray for a moment but Smith keeps working.
Smith seems a little lost for a moment, as Kuznetsov dominates the positioning.
Jim Smith has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kuznetsov trying to control the action but Smith is working from the bottom.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Alexei Kuznetsov just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.

Kuznetsov darts in and clinches Smith up against the ropes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jim Smith comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Kuznetsov has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 29:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alexei Kuznetsov!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
51%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jonny Five (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Son (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Son has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jonny Five's chin.

Five
vs
Son

166 cm
18
165 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

168 cm
23
170 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jonny Five!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Son!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Lou da Vinci and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Five is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Five throws a hook to the side of Son's head but Son sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Five connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

It looks like Joe Son has been cut.
Five throws a right and a left that both miss.

Son darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Son stops Five from getting back to his feet.
Son looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Son works his way into side control.
Five struggling a bit here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Son looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Five is looking for a sweep.
Five tries to escape but Son is in control.

Son is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Five has escaped the position, nice work there.
Son working away.
Five wants to get back to his feet.
Five prevents Son from improving position.

Son is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Five has escaped the position, nice work there.
Five is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Son working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Son looks gassed!

Son looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Five is trying to buck Son off.

Son is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Five is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Five is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Five misses with an elbow from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Son dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Son's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Five moves into range and connects with a jab.
Five lands with a nice body kick.
Son on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Five rushes Son with punches - Son moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Son goes down! Five follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jonny Five!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mikey Joans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim THE HAMMER (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jim THE HAMMER has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Joans
vs
THE HAMMER

200 cm
19
269 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

225 cm
19
265 lbs
1 - 12 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mikey Joans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Jim THE HAMMER!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Kavanagh and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for THE HAMMER, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Joans changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. THE HAMMER tries to avoid it but Joans manages to keep hold of a leg and drag THE HAMMER to the ground. THE HAMMER escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
THE HAMMER keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Joans will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mikey Joans. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Horrible takedown by Joans or perhaps it was just good defense by THE HAMMER which made him look bad.
THE HAMMER lands a two punch combo.
Joans looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? THE HAMMER is fending him off so far but Joans persists. Nope, THE HAMMER circles away and we're back to standing.
Joans shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with THE HAMMER but THE HAMMER pushes him off and we're back to square one.
No luck for Joans with that takedown attempt.
Joans has a takedown stuffed.
Joans dodges the punch combination from THE HAMMER.
THE HAMMER uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Joans.
THE HAMMER lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Mikey Joans has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
THE HAMMER throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Joans.
THE HAMMER throws a right hand that Joans ducks under and follows up with a left that Joans also avoids with ease.
Joans shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says THE HAMMER as he avoids it easily.
Joans is breathing heavily.
THE HAMMER throws a right and a left that Joans avoids nicely.
THE HAMMER throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Joans misses with a double jab
and THE HAMMER counters with a one-two to the body.
Joans showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from THE HAMMER.
THE HAMMER looks to land a combination but Joans avoids it well.
Joans seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. THE HAMMER shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Joans is backing up but THE HAMMER catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Joans covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! THE HAMMER Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jim THE HAMMER!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
68%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dolph Longhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Pelmeni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pelmeni has chosen Hell March as his entrance music. Vladimir Pelmeni is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Longhorn
vs
Pelmeni

196 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

210 cm
22
280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dolph Longhorn!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vladimir Pelmeni!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Lou da Vinci and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Longhorn swinging wilding here.
Dolph Longhorn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Pelmeni feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Pelmeni drops back looking for a leg! Longhorn is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Longhorn manages to kick Pelmeni off! Pelmeni jumps back into Longhorn's guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Pelmeni throws and elbow that misses. Longhorn uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Pelmeni's guard. Nice move by Longhorn!
Longhorn stopping the sweep attempt from Pelmeni.
Longhorn might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Pelmeni working for a triangle but Longhorn defends it easily.
Pelmeni has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pelmeni keeping moving, preventing Longhorn from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pelmeni is trying to keep Longhorn in close.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Pelmeni can do anything to dispel that myth.

Pelmeni looking for a guillotine here but Longhorn defends easily.
Longhorn has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Pelmeni trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Pelmeni wants to sweep but no luck.
Pelmeni is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Pelmeni is trying to keep Longhorn in close.
Pelmeni throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Pelmeni throwing strikes off his back to little effect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pelmeni throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Pelmeni manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Pelmeni with a couple of short strikes.
Pelmeni postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Longhorn looks a forlorn figure.
Longhorn is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Pelmeni pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Longhorn wants to control but Pelmeni is having none of it.
Pelmeni lands a big elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Longhorn is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Pelmeni is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Pelmeni is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Longhorn can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Pelmeni lands with some strikes.
Pelmeni landing strikes from the mount.
Pelmeni cracks Longhorn with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pelmeni is in the full mount, landing strikes.

Longhorn is rocked!
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Longhorn is breathing heavily.
Pelmeni scoring with strikes but Longhorn is staying in there.
Oh Longhorn is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pelmeni cracks Longhorn with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Pelmeni!
Vladimir Pelmeni is the new super heavyweight champion!