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GZ19: Illuminati PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Petteri Koskiaho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Ang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Koskiaho comes to the cage accompanied by In Flames - Take This Life. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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170 lbs
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178 cm
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175 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Petteri Koskiaho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, George Ang!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Steve Montenegro and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ang sizes up Koskiaho with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Koskiaho is rocked!
George Ang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ang drops Koskiaho with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Koskiaho! Ang dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (strikes). George Ang!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Coe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stirling Moloch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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298 lbs
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275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Coe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stirling Moloch!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, John Kavanagh and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coe walks into a jab.
Moloch fails with the takedown.
Stirling Moloch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moloch slips a jab and a cross from Coe.
Coe takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Moloch paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Moloch connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Moloch should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Moloch looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Moloch throwing shots but Coe is blocking nicely.
Coe wants to control but Moloch is keeping busy.
Moloch tries to pass the half guard into mount. Coe knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Moloch throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Coe tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Coe is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Moloch's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Moloch's back!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Will Coe go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Moloch rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Moloch looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Moloch wants to improve his position but Coe is controlling well.
Moloch has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Moloch trying to control but Coe postures up.
Moloch is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Moloch trying to control here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Moloch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Coe misses with a hook.
Moloch lands with an uppercut that bounces Coe off the cage and back into rage.
Coe avoids the body shot from Moloch.
A head kick from Moloch lands but Coe takes it in his stride.
It looks like Jon Coe has been cut.
Coe slips under a jab from Moloch.
Moloch has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Coe swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Moloch looks to land a body kick but Coe moved away.
Moloch shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Coe pinned against the cage. Coe gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A telegraphed right hand from Moloch misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moloch drives through with a takedown into guard.
Coe is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Moloch wants to pass the guard but Coe is keeping the position.
Coe looking to hit a scissor sweep but Moloch is one step ahead there.
Coe looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Coe is breathing heavily.
Moloch working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Moloch drops back looking for a leg! Coe is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Coe manages to kick Moloch off! Moloch jumps back into Coe's guard.
Coe keeping moving, preventing Moloch from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moloch pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Coe is keeping the position for now.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Coe looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Moloch is fending him off so far but Coe persists. Nope, Moloch circles away and we're back to standing.
Moloch lands a head kick. Coe smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Moloch moves into range and connects with a jab.
Moloch lands a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Moloch scores with a push kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Some wild striking there from Moloch.
A left lands for Moloch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stirling Moloch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Coe's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A decent looking cross lands there for Moloch.
Moloch looks to throw the jab but Coe is out of range.
Moloch lands a head shot.
Coe is rocked!
Moloch fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Coe to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Coe looks to clinch but Moloch throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Coe taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Stirling Moloch!
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Galaganokas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BJ Infamous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Galaganokas comes to the cage accompanied by Iron Man. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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156 lbs
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165 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Galaganokas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Infamous!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, John Kavanagh and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Infamous avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Infamous is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Galaganokas moves out of range as Infamous strikes.
Infamous with a hook.
It looks like Johnny Galaganokas has been cut.
Infamous throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Galaganokas is looking to clinch but Infamous is avoiding it.
Galaganokas drives through and clinches with Infamous against the cage.
Nice elbow from Galaganokas.
Galaganokas breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Infamous throws a hook but Galaganokas avoids it easily.
Galaganokas shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Galaganokas is rocked!
Galaganokas shoots in for a takedown but Infamous shows good takedown defense.
Oh Galaganokas is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Galaganokas tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Galaganokas seems to have got his legs back now.
Galaganokas shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Infamous as he jumps to the side.
Infamous swats away the attempt to clinch by Galaganokas.
Galaganokas wants to clinch.
A slow jab from Infamous misses its intended target.
Nice sprawl there from Infamous as Galaganokas shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Galaganokas. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Infamous drops Galaganokas with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Galaganokas looks back up at him and smiles so Infamous waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Infamous throws a hook but Galaganokas blocks it.
Infamous throws a big shot that misses.
Some wild striking there from Galaganokas.
Infamous swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Infamous fakes the body blow, causing Galaganokas to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Galaganokas goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). BJ Infamous!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Panzram (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lang comes to the cage accompanied by Shipoopi. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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187 cm
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225 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, James Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Carl Panzram!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Chad Campbell and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panzram gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Lang tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Panzram smiles and moves away.
Lang lands the left hand.
It looks like Carl Panzram has been cut.
Panzram defending well as Lang loads up on a big left hand.
A punch lands to the side of Panzram 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Panzram is rocked!
Carl Panzram seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lang is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Panzram is still on wobbly legs! Can Lang finish him?
Panzram instigates a clinch.
Knees to the body from Panzram.
Panzram seems to have recovered his senses.
Panzram lands a knee to the head.
Panzram lands a damaging elbow.
Panzram connects with a knee to the head.
It looks like James Lang has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Panzram landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lang.
Panzram unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lang lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from Panzram.
Lang is breathing heavily.
Lang wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Panzram jumps guard.
Panzram is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Panzram has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Lang doesn't defend quickly enough and Panzram has managed to lock this one up! Can Lang escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Panzram on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Carl Panzram!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Leister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diego Mercado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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280 lbs
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300 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Counter striker
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brock Leister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Diego Mercado!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Chad Campbell and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leister decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Leister could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Mercado wants to control but Leister is keeping busy.
Leister prevents Mercado from improving his position.
Mercado on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Leister is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Mercado tries to get to full guard but Leister has control of the leg.
Mercado tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Leister prevents Mercado from improving his position.
Mercado is controlling Leister's trapped leg to prevent Leister from advancing to side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mercado makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Mercado.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Mercado can do anything to dispel that myth.
Leister thows a big elbow that misses.
Mercado wants to sweep here but Leister controlling him for the moment.
Mercado not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Leister wants to stand but Mercado is controlling his posture from full guard.
Leister stopping the sweep attempt from Mercado.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Leister missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Mercado changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Leister looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Leister is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Mercado working the ground and pound from side control.
Mercado working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Leister tries to bench press Mercado off him but Mercado keeps the position.
Mercado lands a few punches from side control.
Leister is breathing heavily.
Mercado landing strikes.
Mercado is working Leister over with some ground and pound from side control.
Leister sneaks back into half guard.
Mercado is looking to take a break and control but Leister is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mercado working Leister over with strikes.
Mercado lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Leister is staying active underneath Mercado, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Leister is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Mercado scores with a couple of nice shots.
Mercado drops an elbow to the side of Leister's head.
Mercado controlling the action here.
Mercado lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Mercado takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mercado trying to control from half guard but Leister is working away.
Mercado works his way into side control.
Leister is working to avoid the ground and pound but Mercado connects with a decent elbow.
Leister takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Mercado cracks Leister with a big right hand but Leister just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Mercado lands a decent elbow from side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Leister taking a bit of punishment here - Mercado scoring with strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mercado grinds an elbow into Leister's temple.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Mercado scores with a couple of short elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Diego Mercado dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Mercado shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Mercado is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Leister strikes from the bottom but Mercado passes into mount!
Mercado landing strikes from the mount.
It looks like Brock Leister has been cut.
Mercado putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Mercado cracks Leister with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Mercado controlling from mount.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A nice elbow there by Mercado.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mercado lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Leister hang on?
Mercado has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Mercado raining down shots from the mount!
Leister is rocked!
Brock Leister's cut is getting worse.
Mercado lands a big shot there that rocks Leister but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Oh Leister is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jeez, Brock Leister's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Brock Leister's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Diego Mercado!
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between James Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Enrique Abente (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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2 - 2 - 0 |
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185 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Improved boxing
Prefers standup |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, James Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Enrique Abente!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Dean Styles and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Abente hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). James Jones!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andy Finch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Wahl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jason Wahl has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Andy Finch's chin.
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240 lbs
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245 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Andy Finch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jason Wahl!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Reed Andrews and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wahl has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wahl using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Finch has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Finch lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wahl misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Finch.
Wahl looking to slow down the pace here.
Wahl with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Finch will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Wahl up against the cage.
Finch blocks an uppercut.
Wahl misses with an elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wahl just misses with a elbow thrown towards Finch's brow.
Wahl blocking some punches.
Finch lands a hook that snaps the head of Wahl backwards.
Wahl wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Finch scores with a knee to the head.
Wahl throws an elbow but it misses.
Finch lands a left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Finch lands on the inside with an uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wahl throws an elbow but misses.
Wahl's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wahl is rocked!
Wahl stalling in the clinch but Finch improves position.
Wahl is still on wobbly legs! Can Finch finish him?
Finch manages to break the clinch.
Wahl looks up at the clock. Bad move! Finch lands a right hand from hell, dropping Wahl. Finch pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy Finch!
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Nuckin Futz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Bacon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bacon is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Scissors For Lefty - Softly The Sea Swallows The Sun. On his way into the cage it seems that Nuckin Futz has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Nuckin Futz seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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165 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nuckin Futz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Matt Bacon!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Anthony Taglia and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Futz rushes Bacon and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Futz lands an uppercut.
Futz lands a shoulder strike.
Futz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bacon is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Futz pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Bacon tries to pull guard but Futz won't allow it.
Futz gets through Bacon's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bacon is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Futz gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Nuckin Futz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Matt Bacon.
A short right from Futz.
A nice left hand lands by Futz.
Futz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bacon backwards.
Bacon is rocked!
Futz leaning his opponent against the cage.
Bacon is still on wobbly legs! Can Futz finish him?
Futz lands a right hand.
Futz lands a right hand.
Bacon looking to slow down the pace here.
A nice left hand lands by Futz.
A nice left hand lands by Futz.
Futz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bacon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Futz creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Bacon's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Bacon drops to his knees and Futz pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuckin Futz!
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FIGHT
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Main event
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Quest (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Happy Gilmore has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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211 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
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205 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Quest!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Gilmore!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Anthony Taglia and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gilmore is looking to clinch but Quest is avoiding it.
Quest throws out a leg kick but Gilmore moves out of range and Quest only half commits.
Gilmore shoots in and bounces Quest off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Quest manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Gilmore slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Quest thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Gilmore's head.
Ground and pound from Quest.
Gilmore is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Quest is tapping! Great win for Gilmore!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Happy Gilmore!
Happy Gilmore is the new light heavyweight champion!
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FIGHT
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