Junkie Ultimate Fighter Ep. 5 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between tito ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drake Retso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

ortiz
vs
Retso

225 cm
18
225 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

175 cm
22
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, tito ortiz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Drake Retso!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Daniel Franklin and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
ortiz looks to land a combination. Retso sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

Retso shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Retso stalling.
Retso lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Retso seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Retso seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Retso content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Retso prevents ortiz from standing back up.
ortiz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice strikes from Retso there.
Retso prevents ortiz from standing back up.
Retso is nestled in close to ortiz, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Retso is figuring out what he wants to do next.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ortiz wants to get back to his feet.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Retso lands a nice short elbow.
Retso working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
ortiz is trying to stand up here but Retso is controlling him well.
Still in half guard, Retso seems content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Retso slips a nice elbow through ortiz's hands, connecting with ortiz's forehead.
Retso passes the guard and advances to mount!
Retso lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
ortiz takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Retso has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
A nice elbow there by Retso.
Retso cracks ortiz with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

ortiz is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
ortiz takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Retso's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Drake Retso!

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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Harth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brock Lesnar is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Harth
vs
Lesnar

190 cm
19
240 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
22
265 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Harth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Lesnar.
Harth looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Lesnar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Harth has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lesnar finds it's way round the side to connect with Harth's head.
Harth fails to land the takedown.

Lesnar looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Lesnar won't allow Harth to sweep him here.
Lesnar lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Lesnar stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Harth swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lesnar trying to control the position from guard on top but Harth is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Harth is proving hard to escape from.
Lesnar controlling from the top position.
Lesnar wants to get up but he can't break Harth's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Harth gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Lesnar counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Lesnar seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Harth is staying active underneath Lesnar, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar is thwarting Harth's attempts to control the position.
Harth makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Harth.
Lesnar postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Harth being controlled here, momentarily.

Harth working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lesnar doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Lesnar manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Lesnar trying to control but Harth is working from the bottom.

Lesnar is posturing up here but Harth has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Lesnar tries to roll out but it's too tight and Lesnar has to tap! Slick submission there by Harth!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bob Harth!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
51%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bodie Long (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Davids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Long's entrance music is Friends In Low Places. A fine choice. Jake Davids has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Long
vs
Davids

187 cm
20
215 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

192 cm
20
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Kangaroo Muscle

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bodie Long!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Davids!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A cross from Davids lands.
Davids on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Davids is looking to clinch but Long is avoiding it.
Davids tries to clinch up.
Long fails with an attempt to clinch.
Davids tries to clinch up.
Davids darts in trying to clinch

and Long counters by moving into the clinch.
Long with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Long landing knees to the head.
Long tries to land knees in the clinch but Davids avoids the damage to the body.
Davids tries for a takedown. No joy.

Davids ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Davids no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Long stands up from Davids's guard - Long perhaps looking for a knockout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Long has managed to clinch.
Davids changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Long fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Long pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Davids throws the kick towards the body but Long avoids it.

Long clinches with his opponent.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Long.
Davids throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Long avoiding damage as Davids throws knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Davids.
Long using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Davids pulls Long into guard.
Long wants to get up but he can't break Davids's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Long decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Davids looks gassed!

Long instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Davids.
Long tries a knee to the head but Davids blocks it.
Long misses with a knee to the head.
Davids with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Davids on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Long tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Davids works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Long lands a knee to the head.
Long tries to land knees in the clinch but Davids avoids the damage to the body.
Long with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Long misses with a knee to the head.
Davids unloads a knee to the mid-section. Long lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Davids tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Long with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Long trying to land knees to the body.
Davids wants a takedown but no success here.
Bodie Long has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Davids.
Knees in the clinch landing for Long.
Long with a knee to the head.
Long with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Davids breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Long swats away the attempt to clinch by Davids.
Long closes the distance but Davids moves to the side
and Long takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Long is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Long tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Davids scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Oh Long is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Davids prevents Long from standing back up.
Davids wants to free his trapped foot but Long is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Long tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Davids manages to move to mount!
Long is bucking up trying to escape but Davids cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Davids looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Long gets back to half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Long seems to have got his legs back now.
Davids tries to pass to full mount but Long defends it.
Long slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Long wants to stand and escape but Davids is having none of it.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Davids decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Long, up you get!
Long tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Davids counters with a nice low kick that buckles Long's knee momentarily.

Long moves into range and clinches up with Davids.
A short uppercut from Davids.
Long tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Long tries a knee to the head but Davids blocks it.
Long tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Davids lands a knee to the head.
Long with a knee to the head.
Long trying to land knees to the body.
Davids tries to work over Long's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Long connects with a knee to the head.
Long using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Davids has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Davids taking a breather.
Davids on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Long tries to land a knee to the head but Davids blocks with his arms.
Long throws a knee to the head but misses.
Davids with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Long throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Davids blocks it with crossed arms.
Davids on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Long missing with knees to the body.
Long using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Davids tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Long using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Davids has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Long lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Long lands a nice knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Long misses with a knee to the head.
Davids drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Long gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Davids using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Long has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Davids connects with a nasty looking knee right to Long's face.
Davids throws a knee to the head but misses.

Davids pulls Long into guard.
Davids trying to keep a closed guard but Long is proving a slippery customer.
Davids wants to stand up but Long is controlling him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Long stands up out of Davids's guard for a moment - Davids manages to land a nice upkick.
Davids has a closed guard, preventing Long from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bodie Long will probably get the nod.
That's time! Long's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Davids tries to close the distance and clinch but Long swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Long is looking to clinch.

Long clinches with his opponent.
Long with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Long landing knees to the body.
Davids misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Long.
Long using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Davids has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Long tries a knee to the head but Davids blocks it.
Davids landing knees to the body.
Davids lands a nice knee to the body.

Davids jumps into guard, dragging Long to the mat.
Long slips nicely into half guard.

Long decides to stand up.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Long.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Long decides to stand back up.
Long tries to clinch but Davids moves away

and Davids holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Davids is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Davids on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Long misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Davids.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Davids.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Long blocks an elbow strike from Davids.
Long missing with knees to the body.
Davids takes a knee right on the jaw!
Long unloads a knee to the mid-section. Davids lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Long tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Long tries to land knees in the clinch but Davids avoids the damage to the body.
Long looking to throw knees to the head but Davids is blocking nicely.
Long with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Davids lands an elbow inside that Long shrugs off.
Davids tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Long smiles and moves away.
Horrible takedown by Long or perhaps it was just good defense by Davids which made him look bad.
Long fails in his attempt to clinch.
Davids tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Long fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Long will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bodie Long. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Long has taken the fight to the clinch.
Davids on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Davids escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Davids tries to clinch up but Long circles away and keeps his distance.
Davids wants to clinch.
Long works Davids's body with a nice hook.
Long lands with a nice body punch.
Davids tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Long counters with a takedown into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Davids tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Long wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Davids is trying to control Long's posture but Long avoids it.
Long trying to control the position but Davids is working away.

Long has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Davids doesn't manage to clinch there - Long circles away.

Davids shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Long can't keep his opponent in guard - Davids advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Davids decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.

Davids closes the distance and clinches.
Long tries to land a knee to the head but Davids blocks with his arms.
Davids has Long pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Long manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Davids misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Long.
Long tries to land a knee to the head but Davids blocks with his arms.
Davids throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Long tries to land a knee to the head but Davids blocks with his arms.
Davids avoiding damage as Long throws knees to the body.
Long lands a nice knee to the body.
Long looking to throw knees to the head but Davids is blocking nicely.
Long with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Davids landing knees to the head.

It looks like Bodie Long has been cut.
Long tries a knee to the head but Davids blocks it.
Long tries to land a knee to the head but Davids blocks with his arms.
Davids connects with a knee to the head.
Come on Davids - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Long using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Davids has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Long misses with a knee to the head.
Long tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Davids lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Long backwards.
Davids doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Davids avoiding damage as Long throws knees to the body.
Davids scores a nice knee to the body.
Long keeps control of Davids as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Long using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Davids has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Long tries a knee to the head but Davids blocks it.

Davids pulls guard.
Davids manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Long manages to get himself to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Davids gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Long misses with a takedown attempt - Davids sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Davids clinches up against the cage.
Davids avoiding damage as Long throws knees to the body.
Long lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Long.
Long with a knee to the head.
Davids tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Long looking to throw knees to the head but Davids is blocking nicely.
Davids jumps guard but Long stands there with Davids around his waist. Davids gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Long throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Davids blocks it with crossed arms.
Davids working aggressively here.
Long scores with a knee to the head.
Long tries a knee to the head but Davids blocks it.
Davids crunches a lovely knee into Long's ribcage.

Davids jumps into guard, dragging Long to the mat.

Long gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Long swings for the body but Davids moves out of range.
Long scores with a shot to the body.
Davids fails in his attempt to clinch.

Davids moves into range and clinches up with Long.
Davids connects with a nasty looking knee right to Long's face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bodie Long will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bodie Long's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Long closes this distance looking for a takedown but Davids circles away.
Davids throws a leg kick which misses Long's front leg but catches the back leg as Long tries to avoid it.
Davids wants to clinch

and Long counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Knees to the body from Davids.
Davids stalls.
Davids with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Long prevents Davids from breaking the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Davids scores with a nice short uppercut.
Davids misses with a knee strike.
Long misses with a knee strike.
Davids tries to land a knee to the head but Long blocks with his arms.
A knee to the head by Long.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Davids just misses with a elbow thrown towards Long's brow.
Davids connects with a nasty looking knee right to Long's face.
Long lands a knee to the head.
Davids scores with a knee to the head.
Long lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Long tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Long misses with a knee to the head.
Davids working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Davids managing to block the knees to the body from Long.
Davids using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Davids missing with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Long throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Davids blocks it with crossed arms.
Long takes a knee right on the jaw!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Davids breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Davids moves away from the strike by Long.
Davids fails in his attempt to clinch.

Davids closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Davids avoiding damage as Long throws knees to the body.
Long with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Davids scores a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Long with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Long blocks an uppercut.
Long scores with a knee to the head.
Davids works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Davids misses with a knee strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Long.
Davids tries a body shot but Long blocks it.
Long lands a nice knee to the body.
Long missing with knees to the body.
Davids is looking to control Long's arms but Long gets an underhook and turns him. Now Davids has his back to the cage.
Knees to the body from Long.
Davids looking to throw knees to the head but Long is blocking nicely.
Davids using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Long has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Long missing with knees to the body.
Long takes a knee right on the jaw!
Long takes a knee right on the jaw!

Davids pulls guard successfully.
Davids looking to hit a scissor sweep but Long is one step ahead there.
Long wants to control from the top but Davids keeps moving.
Davids wants to sweep here but Long controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Long gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Long tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Long has closed the distance and engaged Davids in a clinch.
Long misses with a knee strike.
Long tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Davids is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Long gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Long throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Davids blocks it with crossed arms.
Davids struggles to land a body shot inside as Long controls his hands.
Long connects with a nasty looking knee right to Davids's face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Davids takes a knee right on the jaw!

Davids breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Davids tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Long paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Davids crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Long - the referee stops the clock and Davids gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Long. Davids manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Davids tries to clinch but Long is having none of it.
Davids wants to clinch but Long slips to the side

and Long counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Long prevents Davids from standing back up.
Bodie Long overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Long is looking for a kimura here.
Davids is pressing down on Long's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Long works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Long decides to stand up.

Long gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Long connects with a knee to the head.
Long trying to land knees to the body.
Long throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Davids blocks it with crossed arms.
Long with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Long using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Davids has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Long misses with a knee to the head.
Davids landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Davids landing knees to the body.
Long lands a big knee to the head and Davids goes down! Long pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bodie Long!

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dan Bross (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Timothy Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bross comes to the cage accompanied by Gangstarr - Who Got Gunz. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Bross
vs
Jordan

180 cm
22
155 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

179 cm
20
155 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dan Bross!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Timothy Jordan!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bross catches Jordan with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jordan circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jordan takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jordan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jordan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bross.
Bross jabs Jordan right on the nose. Jordan blinks but takes it well.
Bross throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Bross scores with a nice right hand.
Bross throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A right-left combo lands from Jordan.
A jab from Bross misses.
Bross throws out a powerful jab.
Bross throws a big shot that misses.
Bross rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jordan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Bross. That snapped Jordan's head back.
Jordan takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jordan throws a nice looking combination but Bross bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bross lands the left hand.
Bross thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bross swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jordan on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bross throws a hook to the side of Jordan's head but Jordan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jordan swinging wilding here.
Jordan misses with a double jab
and Bross counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bross cracks Jordan with an open hand slap.
Jordan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jordan takes one to the chin there.
Jordan shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bross ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jordan moves away.
Bross swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jordan counters with a one-two to the body.
Jordan throws a combination that misses
and Bross counters with a two punch combo.
Bross darts in trying to clinch
and Jordan counters with a one-two to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jordan takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A swing and a miss from Bross.
Bross showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jordan.
Jordan takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jordan throws a right hand that Bross ducks under and follows up with a left that Bross also avoids with ease.
Bross misses with a right hand
and Jordan counters with a series of strikes. Bross will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bross misses with a left hand
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Bross is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bross misses with a hook
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Jordan falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bross counters with a two punch combo.
Bross throws a right hand that misses
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jordan fails to land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bross throws a wild body kick that Jordan sees coming a mile off.
Bross lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jordan's sensitive parts.
Bross misses with a few strikes there.
Bross misses with a double jab.
Jordan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bross misses with an uppercut
and Jordan counters with a one-two to the body.
Bross throws a leg kick which misses Jordan's front leg but catches the back leg as Jordan tries to avoid it.
Dan Bross seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bross ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jordan moves away.
Bross connects with a solid leg kick.
Jordan avoids the head kick by Bross.
Bross misses with a straight left.
Jordan walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bross tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bross throws a right hand that misses
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
Bross throws a jab when Jordan was well out of range.
Bross misses with a lunging right hand
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bross misses with a lunging right hand
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bross swings widly with a right hand
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
A big right from Bross misses.
Jordan walks into a jab.
Bross will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jordan is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bross throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jordan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jordan misses with a few strikes there.
Jordan throws a series of punches but Bross moves out of range.
Jordan throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bross counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bross misses with a hook
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Jordan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bross counters with a low kick, right behind Jordan 's knee.
Bross throws a jab when Jordan was well out of range.
Bross throws an off balance right hand
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
Jordan defending well as Bross loads up on a big left hand.
A jab lands there for Bross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Bross dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Bross is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jordan.
Bross misses with a two punch combination.
Jordan slips under a jab.
Jordan moves away from the strike by Bross.
Jordan throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bross counters with a straight right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Jordan in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Jordan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bross is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jordan.
Bross connects with a body shot.
Bross throws a head kick but Jordan moves out of range.
Jordan avoids the head kick by Bross.
Jordan throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bross counters with a head kick. That will keep Jordan thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jordan throws a right and a left that Bross avoids nicely.
Jordan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bross counters with a series of strikes. Jordan will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bross misses with a hook
and Jordan counters with a left and a right that stings Bross.
Bross throws out a loose jab but Jordan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jordan misses with a double jab
and Bross counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jordan keeps the fight on the outside.
Bross goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Timothy Jordan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jordan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bross counters with a nice uppercut.
Bross lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bross looks to land a right hand but Jordan moved out of range.
Bross moves in looking to clinch but Jordan pushes him off.
Bross swings for the body but Jordan moves out of range.
Bross swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
Bross looks to land a right hand but Jordan moved out of range.
Some wild striking there from Jordan.
Bross misses with an uppercut. Jordan saw that one coming.
Good standup being displayed there by Bross as he connects with a hook.
Jordan misses with a combination
and Bross counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Bross.
Dan Bross is winning the standup battle so far.
Bross misses with a hook. Jordan ducked under it nicely.
Bross lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jordan has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bross throws a lazy uppercut
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bross throws a lazy uppercut
and Jordan counters with a series of strikes. Bross will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jordan misses with a double jab
and Bross counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bross throws a big shot that misses.
Bross throws the kick towards the body but Jordan avoids it.
Jordan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jordan misses with a combination
and Bross counters with a straight right hand.
Bross bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jordan's head backwards.
Jordan falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bross counters with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bross throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jordan.
Bross swinging wilding here.
Bross throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jordan throws a right and a left that Bross avoids nicely.
Bross scores with a nice strike.
Bross swings widly with a right hand
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Bross wants to clinch.
Jordan falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bross counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bross is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jordan throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bross counters with a straight right hand.
Jordan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bross.
Bross cracks Jordan with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bross throws a lazy uppercut
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
Bross dodges the punch combination from Jordan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bross misses with an uppercut.
Bross throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jordan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jordan will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bross lands a nice shot that snaps Jordan's head back.
Jordan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bross.
Jordan throws a right and a left that Bross avoids nicely.
Bross misses with an uppercut
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
Jordan throws a nice looking combination but Bross bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bross misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jordan throws a series of punches but Bross avoids them all with ease.
Bross is looking to clinch but Jordan is avoiding it.
Bross misses with a looping right.
Jordan walks into a left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Bross dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Bross misses the jab.
Bross misses with a lunging right hand
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Jordan moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jordan throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bross counters with a left and a right that stings Jordan.
Bross looks to land a right hand but Jordan moved out of range.
Jordan blocks a jab.
Bross throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Bross looks to score with a jab to the body but Jordan is just out of range.
Jordan throws a nice looking combination but Bross bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bross wants to clinch but Jordan slips to the side
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
Bross throws a lazy right hand but Jordan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bross avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bross wants to clinch but Jordan slips to the side
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jordan slips under a jab.
Bross lands with a cross.
Bross misses with a right hand
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jordan tries to bum rush Bross with a series of wild strikes but Bross uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bross cracks Jordan with a good jab.
Bross misses with an uppercut
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Jordan throws a combination that misses
and Bross counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bross wants to clinch but Jordan slips to the side
and Jordan counters with a series of strikes. Bross will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jordan throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bross counters with a nice uppercut.
Bross throws a hook to the side of Jordan's head but Jordan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice defenses there by Jordan.
Bross misses with a lunging right hand
and Jordan counters with a series of strikes. Bross will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jordan falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bross counters with a two punch combo.
Jordan ducks under a wild hook from Bross.
Jordan throws a left and a right that both miss

and Bross counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Bross looking to throw knees to the head but Jordan is blocking nicely.
Bross connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jordan's face.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bross pushes off an throws an elbow but Jordan leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jordan misses with a body punch.
Jordan goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bross prevents it.
Jordan letting Bross take a breather here.
Bross with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bross pressing his opponent against the cage.
Bross lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bross landing knees to the head.
The is referee keeping an eye on Bross - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Bross misses with some punches.
Jordan tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bross smiles and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bross throws a right hand that misses
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Bross misses with a hook.
Bross misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bross smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Decent striking displayed by Bross there.
Jordan falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Bross to counter with a crisp jab.
Jordan misses with a double jab.
Jordan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bross misses with a double jab.
Jordan falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bross counters with a two punch combo.
Jordan misses with a combination
enabling Bross to counter with a crisp jab.
Bross misses with a lunging right hand
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
No joy there for Bross, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bross rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo.
Bross throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Bross backing up. Bross nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Bross connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jordan. Jordan circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jordan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bross counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bross tries to close the distance and clinch but Jordan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bross listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jordan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bross.
A punch combination from Jordan misses.
Bross misses the shot to the body.
Bross dips to his left and cracks Jordan with an uppercut!
Bross throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jordan counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jordan throws a right and a left that Bross avoids nicely.
Jordan throws a right hand that Bross ducks under and follows up with a left that Bross also avoids with ease.
Bross tries to bum rush Jordan with a series of wild strikes but Jordan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Timothy Jordan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jordan throws a combination that misses
letting Bross counter with a right hand.
Bross waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Jordan.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dan Bross showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bross has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dan Bross!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
39%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sauli Heilimo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Calros Vasquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heilimo's entrance music is ratamahatta. A fine choice. On his way into the cage it seems that Sauli Heilimo has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Sauli Heilimo seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Heilimo
vs
Vasquez

179 cm
18
171 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

188 cm
19
163 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
KO power

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sauli Heilimo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Calros Vasquez!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Vasquez closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Vasquez is working for a kimura but Heilimo is defending it quite comfortably.

Vasquez looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Vasquez is looking to take a break and control but Heilimo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Vasquez is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Heilimo doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Vasquez.
Vasquez prevents Heilimo from improving his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vasquez is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Heilimo is desperately trying to improve his position but Vasquez has a good base and remains in mount.
Vasquez trying to control but he's not successful this time.

Vasquez is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Heilimo is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Heilimo flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Vasquez anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Heilimo and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Vasquez slips an arm under Heilimo chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Vasquez has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Vasquez is squeezing on Heilimo like an anaconda would it's prey. Heilimo fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Calros Vasquez!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
55%

Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gib Nudger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Bishop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Nudger
vs
Bishop

183 cm
20
180 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

177 cm
22
182 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gib Nudger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steven Bishop!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nudger stuffs the takedown attempt from Bishop. Bishop gets slowly back to his feet.
Nudger works over Bishop's head and body with a nice combination.
Nudger with a poor takedown

and Bishop counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Bishop advances to half guard.

Bishop is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Nudger as he works his way to full guard.

Bishop drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Bishop jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Bishop thows a big elbow that misses.
Nudger keeping moving, preventing Bishop from controlling successfully.
Nudger is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Bishop drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Bishop jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bishop wants to pass the guard but Nudger is keeping the position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Bishop gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Nudger counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Bishop keeping full guard, as Nudger tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Bishop looking for a guillotine here but Nudger defends easily.
Nudger trying to control but Bishop is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bishop has a closed guard, preventing Nudger from standing up.

Bishop working for submissions but it's allowed Nudger to get to half guard.
Bishop is looking for a sweep. Nudger is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Nudger moves into full mount! Bishop won't be happy about that!
Bishop is trying to escape the mount.
Nudger can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Bishop is looking to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bishop is looking to get to half guard.
Nudger controlling his opponent.
Nudger is breathing heavily.

Nudger looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Nudger seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Bishop is holding on tight.
Bishop wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Bishop gets back to half guard.
Bishop moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Bishop looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Nudger avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Bishop not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Nudger is sitting in close to Bishop's body. Bishop has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Nudger is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Nudger is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Bishop.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Steven Bishop!