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SISU 8: Fury PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brandon Vuera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maximus Frost (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vuera comes to the ring accompanied by Forever Young. Brandon Vuera looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.
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190 cm
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205 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brandon Vuera!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maximus Frost!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frost misses with a two punch combination.
Vuera circles away from the clinch attempt.
Frost shoots in for a takedown but Vuera shows good takedown defense.
Frost throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Vuera misses with a head kick.
Frost tries to close the distance and clinch but Vuera swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Vuera really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Frost Rushes Vuera and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Vuera is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Frost Piles on the pressure and Vuera crumples to the floor! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Maximus Frost!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Nightmare (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angra Veshi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jack Nightmare has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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250 lbs
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195 cm
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270 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Nightmare!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Angra Veshi!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nightmare takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Veshi gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Veshi scores a nice knee to the body.
Veshi scores with a knee to the head.
It looks like Jack Nightmare has been cut.
Veshi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Veshi landing knees to the head.
Veshi landing knees to the head.
Veshi keeps control of Nightmare as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Veshi landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Veshi connects with a knee to the head.
Veshi with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Veshi misses with a knee strike.
Veshi using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Veshi landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Veshi scores a nice knee to the body.
Veshi looks gassed!
Veshi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Veshi tries to land a knee to the head but Nightmare blocks with his arms.
Veshi lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Veshi with a knee to the head.
Nightmare is looking to break free of the clinch but Veshi has double underhooks.
Veshi unloads a knee to the mid-section. Nightmare lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Veshi crunches a lovely knee into Nightmare's ribcage.
Veshi using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Veshi.
Veshi throws a knee to the head but misses.
A knee to the head by Veshi.
Nightmare is rocked!
Knees to the body from Veshi.
Oh Nightmare is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Veshi crunches a lovely knee into Nightmare's ribcage.
Veshi unloads a knee to the mid-section. Nightmare lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Veshi with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Veshi scores with a knee to the head.
Veshi with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Veshi keeps control of Nightmare as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nightmare can't break the clinch.
Nightmare is trying to break free.
Veshi connects with a knee to the head.
Veshi scores a nice knee to the body.
Veshi lands a knee to the body.
Veshi looking to throw knees to the head but Nightmare is blocking nicely.
Veshi misses with a knee strike.
Nightmare seems to have got his legs back now.
Veshi tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A knee to the head by Veshi.
Nightmare is looking to break free of the clinch but Veshi has double underhooks.
Veshi connects with a knee right up the middle there - that's rocked Nightmare badly! Nightmare tumbles to the floor and Veshi stands over him, dominant and satisfied with his glorious KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Angra Veshi!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rick Owwww (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juha Pekka Matila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Juha Pekka Matila has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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167 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rick Owwww!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juha Pekka Matila!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Matila tries a head kick but it misses.
Owwww shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Owwww wants to control but Matila is keeping him busy.
Owwww controlling the action here.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Matila is defending against the submission attempts here by Owwww.
Matila is trying to get back to full guard.
Matila looking for submissions off his back.
Owwww wants to control but Matila is keeping him busy.
Matila looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Matila with a poor takedown
and Owwww counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Matila looks gassed!
Owwww trying to control but Matila is working from the bottom.
Owwww lands a couple of digs.
Owwww controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Owwww working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Matila's head.
Matila wants to get back to his feet but Owwww is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Owwww has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Owwww pushing down on Matila's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Matila looking for submissions off his back.
Matila won't allow Owwww to pass to mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Matila actively working from the bottom here.
Matila looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Owwww wants to take a breather but Matila is having none of it.
Matila slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Owwww wants to stand but Matila is controlling his posture from full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Matila throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Owwww preventing the sweep.
Matila lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Owwww!
Owwww regains half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Matila passes the guard and advances to mount!
Matila moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Owwww has worked his arm free - good work by Owwww!
Matila wants to stand but Owwww has his arm trapped.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Owwww is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the ropes but Matila has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Matila tries to advance to mount but Owwww denies him.
Matila is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Owwww knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Owwww manages to get back to half guard.
Matila is trying to work for a kimura but Owwww is defending well.
Matila seems to be looking for submissions.
Owwww trying to control here.
Matila is trying to work for a kimura but Owwww is defending well.
Matila is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Owwww tries to kick Matila off but Matila keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Matila is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Owwww has managed to free his arm - good work.
Matila is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Matila is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Owwww defends it well.
Matila is looking for a kimura here.
Matila has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Matila has isolated one of Owwww's arms. Owwww looking to fight him off but Matila twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Juha Pekka Matila!
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heydar Zahedani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mamoud Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenkins has chosen Roots Bloody Roots- Sepultura as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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195 lbs
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195 lbs
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Poweful takedowns
Good kicks
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Heydar Zahedani!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mamoud Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Zahedani sprawls well initially but Jenkins persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Jenkins throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Zahedani manages to get to full guard.
Jenkins preventing the sweep.
Zahedani looking to control.
Jenkins tries to stand but Zahedani is controlling from the bottom.
Jenkins looks gassed!
Zahedani is trying to control the position but Jenkins postures up.
Jenkins scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Jenkins postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Zahedani tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Zahedani trying to control the position.
Zahedani is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zahedani has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jenkins can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Jenkins lands a couple of digs.
Jenkins throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Zahedani works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Zahedani is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Jenkins tries to free his leg and advance position but Zahedani is retaining full guard.
Zahedani is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Zahedani looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Jenkins is defending well. Zahedani quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Jenkins has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Zahedani celebrates on the ropes, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Heydar Zahedani!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Ross (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Preston Driver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Ross might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Amerika. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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155 lbs
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163 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power |
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jordan Ross!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Preston Driver!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ross tries to close the distance and clinch up but Driver swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ross with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Driver to score with a decent uppercut.
Ross is rocked!
It looks like Jordan Ross has been cut.
A solid body kick from Ross.
Ross thows a body shot but no joy.
Ross throws a head kick that misses.
Driver blocks a head kick by Ross.
Ross throws a right hand that Driver ducks under and follows up with a left that Driver also avoids with ease.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ross.
Nice defenses there by Driver.
Ross misses with a right hand
and Driver counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Driver breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ross misses with a head kick.
A solid body kick from Driver.
Driver drops his shoulder and cracks Ross with a huge uppercut! Ross goes down! Can Driver finish him?
Oh Ross is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Driver working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Driver seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Driver lands a couple of digs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ross working a defensive guard here.
Driver trying to control the position from guard on top but Ross is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ross manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Driver manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Ross seems to have got his legs back now.
Ross tries to stand but can't do so whilst Driver controls his leg.
Ross is breathing heavily.
Driver gets back to full guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Driver looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ross is one step ahead there.
Driver is looking for a triangle but Ross pushes his legs off easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Driver is looking to stand up but Ross isn't so interested in that idea.
Driver keeping moving, preventing Ross from controlling successfully.
Driver working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ross doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ross manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Driver wants to stand and escape but Ross is having none of it.
Ross wants to get up but he can't break Driver's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Ross sitting in guard here, content to control.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Driver darts in and clinches Ross up against the ropes.
Ross is looking to break free of the clinch but Driver has double underhooks.
Driver breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Driver jabs at Ross's body.
Ross throws a left and a right that both miss
and Driver counters with a two punch combo.
Driver is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jordan Ross seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Driver digs a good body shot into Ross's ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Driver scores with a four punch combination!
Ross lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Driver throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ross misses with a hook to the body
and Driver counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ross misses with a wild body shot.
Ross just misses with a punch to the body.
Ross throws a series of punches but Driver avoids them all with ease.
Ross rushes Driver and presses him up against the ropes.
Ross is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Ross is trying to break free.
Ross wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ross manages to break the clinch.
Driver slips a jab and a cross from Ross.
Ross fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Driver checks it well.
Driver avoids the body shot from Ross.
Ross uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Driver has time to react.
It looks like Preston Driver has been cut.
Some wild striking there from Driver.
Ross misses with a looping left.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Driver dodges the punch combination from Ross.
Ross is looking to wear down Driver with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Driver lands a with a good body shot.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Ross throws a head kick that misses.
Ross tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Driver paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Driver throws a series of punches but Ross avoids them all with ease.
Driver avoids the head kick by Ross.
Ross stuns Driver with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A choreographed right hand from Ross misses the target.
Ross swings widly with a right hand
and Driver counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Preston Driver is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ross thows a body shot but no joy.
Ross throws a head kick but Driver moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ross throws a head kick that misses.
Ross throws a leg kick but Driver moved away.
Driver lands a really nice looking cross but Ross seems unphased.
Ross throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Preston Driver dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Ross's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Ross misses with a combination
and Driver counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Driver scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Driver blocks a head kick by Ross.
Ross misses with an uppercut
and Driver counters with a left and a right that stings Ross.
Ross throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Driver thuds a left hand into Ross's body.
Ross tries to clinch up
and Driver counters with a two punch combo.
Driver dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ross avoids a punch combination nicely.
Driver throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ross misses the body punch
and Driver connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Driver closes the distance and clinches.
Ross escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch combination from Driver misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ross on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ross gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A cross from Driver lands.
Driver throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Ross counters with a good low kick that Driver was not able to check.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Driver!
Driver comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice body punch from Driver.
Ross cracks Driver with a right hand to the side of the head.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Ross knocks Driver out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jordan Ross!
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Petri Pakkanen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and teuvo toblerone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pakkanen comes into the arena with Loost Koos - Pakkasta blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Big heart |
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Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Petri Pakkanen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, teuvo toblerone!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from toblerone as Pakkanen shoots in.
toblerone lands a nice shot that snaps Pakkanen's head back.
Pakkanen has a takedown stuffed.
toblerone throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Pakkanen tumbling to the canvas!
Pakkanen is rocked!
Pakkanen working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. toblerone doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. toblerone manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Oh Pakkanen is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pakkanen trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Pakkanen looking for a guillotine here but toblerone defends easily.
Pakkanen seems to have got his legs back now.
toblerone trying to stand up but can't free himself from Pakkanen's guard.
Pakkanen has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pakkanen looking for a sweep. Not yet Pakkanen, not yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pakkanen is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Pakkanen working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. toblerone doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. toblerone manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
toblerone showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Pakkanen looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Pakkanen is breathing heavily.
Pakkanen looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but toblerone puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Pakkanen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
toblerone really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pakkanen. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
toblerone not doing much here.
toblerone stands up from half guard.
Pakkanen closes the distance and clinches up with toblerone, looking for a takedown. Pakkanen pushes toblerone against the ropes but toblerone circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Petri Pakkanen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pakkanen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
toblerone sends Pakkanen crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! toblerone is motioning to the referee to let Pakkanen up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Pakkanen shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts toblerone as he jumps to the side.
toblerone cracks Pakkanen with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the ropes! Pakkanen falls to his knees and toblerone doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). teuvo toblerone!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between dick lipstick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Simon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simon has chosen Down With The Sickness as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the ring it seems that dick lipstick has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily dick lipstick seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, dick lipstick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steve Simon!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Simon misses.
Simon throws the left hand but lipstick avoids the punch easily.
lipstick tries to clinch there but Simon circles away.
lipstick tries to clinch up but Simon circles away and keeps his distance.
Simon fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with lipstick, pushing him back against the ropes.
lipstick prevents the takedown attempt.
Simon looking to stall.
Simon jumps guard.
lipstick postures up.
lipstick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Simon swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
lipstick passes into half guard.
Simon won't allow lipstick to pass to mount.
lipstick is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Simon defends it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simon looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
lipstick is trying to work for a kimura but Simon is defending well.
lipstick passes to side control.
lipstick looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
lipstick tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no lipstick has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
lipstick is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Simon has escaped the position, nice work there.
lipstick is breathing heavily.
lipstick working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
lipstick will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
lipstick looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Simon regains half guard.
Simon missing with punches from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
lipstick is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Simon doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time lipstick.
Simon is controlling lipstick's trapped leg to prevent lipstick from advancing to side control.
Simon wants to improve his position but lipstick is controlling well.
lipstick trying to pass the guard but Simon defending well.
lipstick stops Simon from getting back to his feet.
lipstick is working for a submission of some sort.
Simon is trying to stand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Simon looks for a takedown but lipstick sprawls well.
Simon misses the jab.
Simon wants to clinch
and lipstick counters with a leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by lipstick.
Simon throws a head kick that misses
and lipstick counters with a nice double leg into guard.
lipstick slips nicely into half guard.
lipstick has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Simon defend it? lipstick steps over the head and cranks it - Simon is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for lipstick!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). dick lipstick!
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