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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Joe Budden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carlos Matola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carlos Matola is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.



172 cm
25
155 lbs
6 - 2 - 0
183 cm
28
170 lbs
15 - 6 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Budden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Carlos Matola!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and Gregory Folan.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Budden lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Budden staying out of range there.
Matola avoids the body shot from Budden.
Budden throws a nice looking combination but Matola bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Budden misses with a double jab.
Matola throws a looping overhand right but Budden ducks down to avoid it.
A punch combination from Budden misses.
Matola moves forwards but Budden connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Budden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Matola sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Matola tries to keep at a distance but Budden has taken the fight into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Budden fails to land.
Budden lands a shoulder strike.
The referee is keeping an eye on Matola - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The referee calls for Budden to work.
Budden struggles to land a body shot inside as Matola controls his hands.

Budden escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Budden throws a right and a left that Matola avoids nicely.
Matola ducks under a wild hook from Budden.
A nice inside leg kick there by Budden. That's going to slow Matola down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Budden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Budden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Budden misses with the combination.
Budden gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Matola.
Budden fails to land with a series of punches.
A swing and a miss from Matola.
Matola throws a lazy right hand but Budden sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Budden lands a nice leg kick that just misses Matola's sensitive parts.
Budden lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Matola at a distance.
Matola takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Budden takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Budden swinging wildly here.
Matola avoids a punch combination nicely.
Budden wants to clinch up but Matola keeps it at a distance.
Joe Budden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Matola uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Budden.
Budden misses with a few strikes there.
Budden throws out a leg kick but Matola moves out of range and Budden only half commits.
A slow jab from Budden misses its intended target.
Good exchange - Matola coming out on top.
Matola avoids a punch combination nicely.
Matola missing with a left hand there. Budden was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Matola avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Budden connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Matola's hands.
Budden throws a right hand that Matola ducks under and follows up with a left that Matola also avoids with ease.
Budden fails to land with a series of punches.
Budden tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Matola paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Budden looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Budden throws a right and a left that Matola avoids nicely.
Matola throws a hook but Budden blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Budden misses with a wild combination.
A swing and a miss from Matola.
Budden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Matola moves away.
Budden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Matola uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Budden has time to react.
Budden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Matola takes one on the button.
Matola lands a head shot.
Budden tries to bum rush Matola with a series of wild strikes but Matola uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Budden throws a series of punches but Matola moves out of range.
Budden gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Matola.
Budden uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Matola.
Matola swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Matola throws a big shot that misses.
Budden throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Matola looks to land a right hand but Budden moved out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Budden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Matola moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Budden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Budden tries to bum rush Matola with a series of wild strikes but Matola uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Matola ducks under a wild hook from Budden.
Budden slips under a jab.
A jab from Matola misses.
Matola throws out a loose jab but Budden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Budden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Budden fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice defenses there by Budden.
Budden misses with a double jab.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Budden closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Budden looks to land a combination but Matola avoids it well.
Budden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Budden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Matola.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Joe Budden will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!


A swing and a miss from Matola.
Budden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Matola circles away quickly and effectively.
Budden ducks under a wild hook from Matola.
No joy there for Budden, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Budden misses with the combination.
Budden misses with a hook. Matola ducked under it nicely.
Joe Budden is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Budden slips under a jab from Matola.
A punch combination from Budden misses.
Budden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Matola circles away quickly and effectively.
Matola throws a jab but it's blocked by Budden.
A big left from Budden misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Budden slips under a jab.
Budden misses with a series of wild punches.
Budden ducks under a wild hook from Matola.
Budden throws a series of punches but Matola moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Budden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Matola.
Budden moves away from the strike by Matola.
A combination from Budden does no damage.
Budden throws a hook but Matola avoids it easily.
Budden swinging wildly here.
Matola moves out of range as Budden throws a body kick.
Budden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A left lands for Matola.
Budden misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Matola throws the left hand but Budden avoids the punch easily.
Matola pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Budden misses with a two punch combination.
Budden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Matola is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Matola uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Budden.
Budden throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Budden takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Budden scores with a jab.
Budden is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Budden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Budden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Budden throws a nice looking combination but Matola bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Budden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Matola circles away quickly and effectively.
Budden misses the jab.
Matola throws out a loose jab but Budden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Matola might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Budden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Matola.
Matola takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Budden lands a right hook to the body.
Budden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Matola misses with a straight right.
Budden scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Matola misses with a looping left.
Decent striking displayed by Matola there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Budden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Budden tries to close the distance and clinch but Matola swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Matola throws a lazy right hand but Budden sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A combination from Budden does no damage.
Budden fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Matola showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Budden.
A left and a right from Budden both land. Nice combination.
A slow jab from Matola misses its intended target.
Budden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Matola circles away quickly and effectively.
Matola looks to land a right hand but Budden moved out of range.
Budden throws a right and a left that Matola avoids nicely.
Budden blocks a jab.
Budden swinging wildly here.
Matola throws the left hand but Budden avoids the punch easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Budden stalks Matola and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Matola's face. Matola staggers backwards, shaken.
Budden throws a series of punches but Matola avoids them all with ease.
Budden throws a nice looking combination but Matola bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Matola throws a hook but Budden blocks it.
A telegraphed right hand from Matola misses the target.
Budden misses with a two punch combination.
Budden throws a right and a left that both miss.
Matola slips a jab from Budden.
A combination from Budden does no damage.
No joy there for Budden, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Budden works over Matola's head and body with a nice combination.
Budden misses with a looping right.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Matola connects with a jab.
Budden defending well as Matola loads up on a big left hand.
Budden looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Budden swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Budden dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!


Budden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Matola.
Budden throws out a loose jab but Matola uses good head movement to avoid it.
Budden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Matola moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Budden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Budden throws a right hand that Matola ducks under and follows up with a left that Matola also avoids with ease.
Budden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Budden looks to land a combination but Matola avoids it well.
Matola misses with an uppercut. Budden saw that one coming.
Matola misses with a looping left.
Budden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Matola.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Matola takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Budden throws a series of punches but Matola avoids them all with ease.
Matola throws a hook to the side of Budden's head but Budden sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Budden throws a series of punches but Matola moves out of range.
A punch combination from Budden misses.
Budden misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Budden fails to land with a series of punches.
Budden moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Matola dodges the punch combination from Budden.
Budden misses with the combination.
Matola jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Budden uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Matola.
Budden throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Budden tries to bum rush Matola with a series of wild strikes but Matola uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Budden uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Matola.
Budden misses with a double jab.
Matola looks to land a left hand but Budden moved out of range nicely.
Budden misses with a series of wild punches.
Budden bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Matola smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Budden swinging wildly here.
Matola showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Budden.
Nice uppercut lands for Matola. That snapped Budden's head back.
Budden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Matola circles away quickly and effectively.
A slow jab from Matola misses its intended target.
Budden misses with a wild combination.
Budden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Matola circles away quickly and effectively.
A jab from Matola misses.
Matola throws an overhand right that lands on Budden's shoulder, as Budden tries to avoid the shot.
Budden uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Matola.
Budden throws a series of punches but Matola avoids them all with ease.
Budden looks to land a combination but Matola avoids it well.
Joe Budden is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Budden looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jab by Matola.
Budden throws a right and a left that both miss.
Budden walks into a jab.
Budden slips a straight right by Matola.
Budden blocks a jab.
Matola misses with an uppercut.
Carlos Matola has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Budden throws a right hand that Matola ducks under and follows up with a left that Matola also avoids with ease.
Joe Budden is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Budden misses with a two punch combination.
Matola throws a shot from downtown. Budden moves away and avoids it.
Left hook, right uppercut from Budden.
A big right from Matola misses.
Budden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Budden slips under a jab from Matola.
Budden ducks under a wild hook from Matola.
Some wild striking there from Budden.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Budden throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Budden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Matola moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Matola swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A nice combination there by Budden.
Matola looks to land a right hand but Budden moved out of range.
Matola throws a hook but Budden blocks it.
Budden moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Budden misses with an uppercut.
Matola connects with a jab.
Budden fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Budden throws a series of punches but Matola avoids them all with ease.
Budden avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Matola moves out of range of the strikes.
Budden just misses with a punch to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Joe Budden.
Well Budden has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Budden!
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G S C G energy
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
28%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sebastian Calatayud (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mykal Zulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zulu has chosen Shyne ft. Barrington Levy - Bad Boyz as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Mykal Zulu acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.



183 cm
21
210 lbs
5 - 3 - 1
188 cm
29
218 lbs
16 - 8 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Sebastian Calatayud!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mykal Zulu!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Zulu shoots in and gets a takedown into Calatayud's guard.

Calatayud manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Calatayud doesn't manage to clinch there - Zulu circles away.
Zulu moves out of range of the leg kick from Calatayud.

Zulu pushes Calatayud up against the cage in a clinch.
Calatayud working aggressively here.
Calatayud prevents a takedown attempt there.
Calatayud throws a punch but it's blocked by Zulu.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Calatayud.

Zulu tightens his grip and picks Calatayud up, before dumping him to the ground. Calatayud manages to land in guard.
Calatayud wants to stand up but Zulu is controlling him.
Zulu trying to control the position from guard on top but Calatayud is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zulu working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Calatayud being controlled here, momentarily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Zulu accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Calatayud wants to get back to his feet but Zulu is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Zulu trying to control but Calatayud is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zulu stops Calatayud from standing up.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Mykal Zulu hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.

Zulu moves into range and clinches up with Calatayud.
Calatayud misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zulu.
Calatayud has a couple of punches blocked by Zulu.
Calatayud misses with a hook to the ribs.

Zulu has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Calatayud regains guard immediately.
Zulu trying to control the position from guard on top but Calatayud is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Calatayud is looking to stand up but Zulu isn't so interested in that idea.
Zulu looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Calatayud wants to get back to his feet but Zulu is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Zulu is in close to Calatayud's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Zulu looking to pass the guard.
Zulu throwing strikes but missing.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Zulu trying to control the position from guard on top but Calatayud is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zulu is working Calatayud over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Calatayud wants to stand up but Zulu is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zulu trying to control the position from guard on top but Calatayud is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zulu with a flurry of punches that miss.
Calatayud is looking to stand up but Zulu isn't so interested in that idea.
Zulu makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Calatayud wants to stand and escape but Zulu is having none of it.
Zulu forces his way into half guard.
Zulu thows a huge punch but Calatayud dodges it nicely.
Zulu is looking to take a break and control but Calatayud is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Calatayud is trying to stand back up but Zulu is controlling him
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Zulu decides to stand and escape the position.

Zulu has Calatayud up against the cage in a clinch.
Zulu avoiding damage as Calatayud throws knees to the body.
Zulu drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Calatayud gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Zulu goes for a takedown attempt but Calatayud pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Sebastian Calatayud has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mykal Zulu.
Zulu looks gassed!
Zulu wants to clinch.
Zulu tries to clinch there but Calatayud circles away.
Zulu is looking to clinch but Calatayud is avoiding it.
Calatayud fails in his attempt to clinch.
Calatayud throws out a loose jab but Zulu uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mykal Zulu dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Calatayud tries to clinch but Zulu moves away

and Zulu counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zulu.

Zulu has clasped his hands together around Calatayud's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Zulu is looking to take a break and control but Calatayud is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Calatayud pushes Zulu away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Zulu gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Calatayud takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Zulu cracks Calatayud with a big right hand but Calatayud just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Calatayud is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Zulu lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Calatayud down.
Zulu sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Calatayud is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Zulu creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Calatayud sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Calatayud is not content to let Zulu control the position.
Calatayud is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Zulu asserts his dominance and retains side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Calatayud taking punishment in the form of punches.
Calatayud seems a little lost for a moment, as Zulu dominates the positioning.
The ground and pound from Zulu seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Zulu working the ground and pound but Calatayud is defending the strikes.
Calatayud is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Zulu has just dragged him back down to the mat.

Zulu is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Calatayud is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Calatayud is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Zulu connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Calatayud some visible discomfort.
Zulu has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Calatayud tries to escape but Zulu is in control.
Mykal Zulu has got the better of the ground game so far.
Zulu lands a nice forearm strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Calatayud pushes Zulu away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Zulu gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Zulu lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Calatayud down.
Zulu scoring with punches from side control.

Zulu decides to stand back up. Zulu steps back and let's Calatayud get back to his feet.

Zulu clinches.
A right hand to the body from Calatayud.
Zulu avoids a wild elbow strike from Calatayud.

Zulu turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Zulu looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Calatayud is avoiding damage well.
Calatayud is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Zulu has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Zulu looks up at the clock and then as Calatayud takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Zulu smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Calatayud is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Zulu is controlling him well.
Zulu is looking to take a break and control but Calatayud is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Calatayud is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Zulu has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Calatayud parries the strikes from Zulu easily there. Zulu is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Calatayud to escape.
Zulu throws an elbow but Calatayud slips to the side and avoids it well.
Calatayud tries to escape but Zulu is in control.
Zulu wants to lay and pray for a moment but Calatayud keeps working.
Zulu misses with the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mykal Zulu showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Calatayud punishes Zulu's body with a nice straight punch.

Calatayud moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zulu.
Zulu has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Calatayud avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Zulu is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Calatayud lands a shoulder strike.
Calatayud tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zulu blocks an uppercut.
Calatayud lands with a left to the head.
Zulu is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Calatayud pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sebastian Calatayud has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mykal Zulu.
Calatayud lands a shoulder strike.
Zulu softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Zulu.
Zulu tries to land knees in the clinch but Calatayud avoids the damage to the body.
Calatayud pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zulu goes for a takedown attempt but Calatayud pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Calatayud tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Zulu counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Calatayud!
Calatayud is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Zulu throwing strikes here but Calatayud is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.

Zulu is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Calatayud can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Calatayud's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zulu throws some wild stikes that Calatayud manages to avoid easily.
Calatayud really wants to buck Zulu off and get back to his feet.
Zulu lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Calatayud is really trying hard to get back to his feet.

Calatayud defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Zulu.
Zulu throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Calatayud wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The referee warns Calatayud that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Zulu has control of Calatayud's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Calatayud regains control of the situation pretty easily.
The referee warns Calatayud that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Zulu looking to finish with strikes here!
Calatayud is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Calatayud trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Calatayud is squirming around, avoiding Zulu's attempts to control the action.
Zulu sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Calatayud is trying to stand.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Zulu cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

Zulu looking to isolate an arm here. Calatayud doesn't see it coming and as Zulu extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Zulu!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:01 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mykal Zulu!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
63%

 

Undercard bout


 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sir Topham Hatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Flay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hatt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, .. Flay has chosen . as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



188 cm
27
240 lbs
13 - 6 - 0
168 cm
23
287 lbs
16 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong
Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sir Topham Hatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bobby Flay!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flay misses with a body shot.
Flay moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Flay will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Flay tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hatt was well out of range. Poor timing from Flay.

Flay closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Hatt to the mat! Hatt manages to get full guard.
Flay with a flurry of punches that miss.

Hatt looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Flay stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hatt swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Flay throws and elbow that misses. Hatt uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Flay's guard. Nice move by Hatt!
Hatt with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hatt scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Hatt wants to control from the top but Flay keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hatt postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flay managing to control the position.
Hatt won't allow Flay to sweep him here.
Flay keeping moving, preventing Hatt from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hatt postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hatt is looking to work some ground and pound but Flay has wrist control.
Hatt won't allow Flay to sweep him here.
Hatt forces his way into half guard.

Hatt is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Flay sees it coming and defends easily.
Hatt has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Flay gets full guard.
Flay not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hatt throwing strikes but missing.
Hatt passes Flay's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Flay avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hatt.
Flay wants to improve his position but Hatt is controlling well.
Flay trying to control but Hatt postures up.

Hatt is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Hatt prevents Flay from improving his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hatt seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Flay does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Flay avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hatt.
Flay is staying active underneath Hatt, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Hatt throwing shots but Flay is blocking nicely.
Flay is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Flay manages to get to full guard.
Flay looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Flay is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hatt trying to control the position from guard on top but Flay is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hatt throwing strikes but missing.
Flay looking to control but Hatt passes into half guard.
Hatt throws a strike but Flay avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Hatt landing with the ground and pound.
Hatt is looking to work some ground and pound but Flay has wrist control.
Flay has control of Hatt's left arm, preventing Hatt from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sir Topham Hatt dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Hatt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Flay throws a sloppy body shot
and Hatt counters with a nice body shot.
Flay moves away from the strike by Hatt.
Hatt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Flay.
Hatt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Hatt tries to sprawl but Flay drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Flay tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hatt knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Hatt tries to roll over but Flay keeps him under control.
Flay scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Flay wants to pass to mount but Hatt is defending the position.
Flay is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Flay is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hatt is trying to keep Flay in close.
Flay throws a big right hand that misses.

Hatt has his foot on Flay's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Flay works his way back into a safe position though.
Hatt working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Flay.
Flay scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hatt keeping full guard, as Flay tries to pass.

Hatt looking for a guillotine here but Flay defends easily.
Hatt working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Flay.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flay postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Flay postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Flay trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Hatt manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Hatt postures up.
Hatt postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hatt is fighting to break Flay's control of his arms but Flay is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Hatt will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hatt postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Flay being controlled here, momentarily.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Hatt pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Flay is keeping the position for now.
Flay is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Flay not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Bobby Flay was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Nice defenses there by Hatt.
Flay connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Flay ducks under a wild hook from Hatt.
Flay tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hatt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hatt throws a hook but Flay avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flay throws out a leg kick but Hatt moves out of range and Flay only half commits.
Hatt misses the jab.
Hatt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The fight stays on the outside here - Flay looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hatt jabs at Flay's body.
Hatt stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hatt wants it to stay on the feet.
Hatt shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Flay pinned against the cage. Flay gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Flay wants to slow Hatt down by chopping away at his legs.
Hatt lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hatt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Flay stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hatt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Hatt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Flay with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Sir Topham Hatt will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Hatt throws a body punch but Flay moves out of range.
Flay pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hatt doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Flay counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Hatt on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Flay not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Flay with the ground and pound but Hatt uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Hatt seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Flay with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hatt preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Flay stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and Hatt has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! Flay manages to get his head free but now Hatt has transitioned to an armbar! Flay grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from Hatt! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sir Topham Hatt!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Black's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Disturbed - Indestructible. Ortiz has chosen Click Click Boom as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.



190 cm
21
210 lbs
6 - 2 - 0
185 cm
25
207 lbs
10 - 1 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Matt Black!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tito Ortiz!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Black throws a leg kick but Ortiz checks it.
Good work by Ortiz as he checks the leg kick.
Black takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Black throws a leg kick but Ortiz sees it coming and moves out of range.
Black lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Ortiz misses with a body kick.
Matt Black seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ortiz connects with a solid leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A low kick from Black is predictable there
and Ortiz counters with a leg kick.
Black is breathing heavily.
Ortiz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ortiz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Ortiz has Black up against the cage in a clinch.
Ortiz keeps control of Black as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Ortiz has had enough of the clinch but Black keeps him there for the moment.
Ortiz blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ortiz tries to break the clinch but Black is controlling the position.
Black tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ortiz avoids it.
A knee to the head by Black.

Black breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ortiz thumps Black with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Black blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Black will feel that in the morning.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ortiz is looking to clinch.
Ortiz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Black moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Black.
Ortiz is looking to score with low kicks.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ortiz looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Black swats away the attempt to clinch by Ortiz.
Black throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

Ortiz closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ortiz tries to break free but Black pushes him back against the cage.
Knees to the body from Ortiz.
Black has Ortiz pressed against the cage, preventing Ortiz from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Black has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Ortiz is trying to stall.
Ortiz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Black has him pressed against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Ortiz.

Ortiz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Black finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ortiz wants to clinch.
A head kick from Ortiz lands but Black takes it in his stride.

It looks like Matt Black has been cut.

Ortiz closes the distance and pushes Black back into the cage.
Black misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ortiz.
A frustrated look appears on Ortiz's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ortiz has had enough of the clinch but Black keeps him there for the moment.
Ortiz is looking to break free of the clinch but Black has double underhooks.

Ortiz manages to break the clinch.
A head kick by Ortiz - that's a beauty! Black is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Ortiz can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tito Ortiz!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Shane Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



179 cm
24
167 lbs
5 - 1 - 0
175 cm
25
160 lbs
6 - 0 - 0
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shane Carter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ivan Miller!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, William Peck and Alec Ball.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carter walks into a left hand.
Miller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Carter.
Carter swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Carter scores with a jab.
Some wild striking there from Miller.
Carter keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Miller.
Miller on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Carter scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Miller doesn't seem bothered though.
Carter keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Carter lands a right hook to the body.
Shane Carter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Miller wants to clinch up but Carter keeps it at a distance.
The fighters circle momentarily. Carter darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Carter moves out of range of the strikes.
Miller tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Carter lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Miller keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carter.
Carter swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Miller slips a jab and a cross from Carter.
Some wild striking there from Carter.
Carter darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carter keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Miller.
Miller is looking to clinch but Carter is avoiding it.
Carter uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Miller.
Carter lands with an overhand left.
Carter throws a good cross that connects.
Carter scores with a jab to the jaw.
Miller moves out of range of the strikes.
Carter throws a body punch but Miller moves out of range.
Miller scores with a sloppy right hand. Carter should have avoided that one.
Carter missing with a left hand there. Miller was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Miller misses with a hook. Carter ducked under it nicely.
Carter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Miller was well out of range. Poor timing from Carter.
A telegraphed right hand from Carter misses the target.
Carter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Miller manages to avoid it.
Miller slips a straight right by Carter.

Miller moves into the clinch.
Carter tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Miller just stands there and leans against the cage.
Miller tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Miller throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Carter blocks it with crossed arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miller tries a knee to the head but Carter blocks it.
Miller using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Carter has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Carter tries to pull guard but Miller holds him up against the cage and eventually Carter drops back down to his feet.

Carter ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Carter no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Carter has his feet on Miller's thighs here. He's pushed Miller off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Miller screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Shane Carter!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
52%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sir John MacDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beeblebrox comes to the cage accompanied by Unearth - One Step Away. Zaphod Beeblebrox is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.



180 cm
23
183 lbs
11 - 3 - 0
182 cm
23
180 lbs
9 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sir John MacDonald!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Robert Douchet and Gregory Folan.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MacDonald is looking to clinch.
MacDonald throws a series of punches but Beeblebrox avoids them all with ease.
A left and a right from Beeblebrox both land. Nice combination.
MacDonald tries a head kick but it misses.
MacDonald throws a body punch but Beeblebrox moves out of range.

Beeblebrox feints and as MacDonald raises his hands in defense, Beeblebrox changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Beeblebrox pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. MacDonald is keeping the position for now.
Beeblebrox with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

MacDonald has his foot on Beeblebrox's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Beeblebrox works his way back into a safe position though.
Beeblebrox wants to control from the top but MacDonald keeps moving.

Beeblebrox got a little sloppy there for a moment and MacDonald has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Beeblebrox has managed to get both his arms back between MacDonald's legs - danger averted.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beeblebrox working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Beeblebrox tries to free his leg and advance position but MacDonald is retaining full guard.

MacDonald is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Beeblebrox's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox tries to free his leg and advance position but MacDonald is retaining full guard.

MacDonald looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Beeblebrox sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Beeblebrox scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

MacDonald is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Beeblebrox defends well.
Beeblebrox trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Beeblebrox with a flurry of punches that miss.
Beeblebrox trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Beeblebrox postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
MacDonald working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Beeblebrox advances position into side control!
Beeblebrox is putting a hurting on MacDonald here, landing some big shots from side control.
MacDonald is looking for a sweep.
Beeblebrox cracks MacDonald with a big elbow.
Beeblebrox lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
MacDonald is trying to control Beeblebrox's posture but Beeblebrox avoids it.
Beeblebrox cracks MacDonald with a big right hand but MacDonald just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
MacDonald tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Beeblebrox wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Beeblebrox is putting a hurting on MacDonald here, landing some big shots from side control.
Beeblebrox trying to control the action but MacDonald is working from the bottom.
Beeblebrox has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Beeblebrox lands a few punches from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on MacDonald's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Beeblebrox wants to lay and pray for a moment but MacDonald keeps working.
The strikes coming from Beeblebrox are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Beeblebrox wants to lay and pray for a moment but MacDonald keeps working.
MacDonald is trying to improve his position.
Beeblebrox is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down MacDonald's shoulder. That is not cool.
MacDonald prevents Beeblebrox from moving into mount.
MacDonald struggling a bit here.
MacDonald sneaks back into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

MacDonald looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Beeblebrox throwing shots but MacDonald is blocking nicely.
Beeblebrox wants to pass the guard but MacDonald is defending well.

MacDonald looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
MacDonald looks gassed!
Beeblebrox takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Beeblebrox lands strikes from half guard.
Beeblebrox sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. MacDonald defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zaphod Beeblebrox dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.



Beeblebrox gets the takedown into side control.
MacDonald is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Beeblebrox trying to pass the guard but MacDonald defending well.
MacDonald is trying to control but can't.
Beeblebrox looks to land a strike but MacDonald avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Beeblebrox wants to pass the guard but MacDonald is keeping the position.
Beeblebrox passes MacDonald's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Beeblebrox prevents MacDonald from improving his position.
MacDonald trying to control but Beeblebrox postures up.
Beeblebrox trying to pass the guard but MacDonald defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacDonald keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Beeblebrox landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Beeblebrox passes to side control.
Check out the look on Beeblebrox's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
MacDonald is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
MacDonald makes his way to full guard. A much better position for MacDonald.
MacDonald manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Beeblebrox manages to get himself to full guard.
MacDonald trying to control but Beeblebrox is working from the bottom.

Beeblebrox has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but MacDonald can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
MacDonald postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
MacDonald slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

Beeblebrox is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and MacDonald defends well.
Beeblebrox can't keep his opponent in guard - MacDonald advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
MacDonald is looking to take a break and control but Beeblebrox is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MacDonald is looking to stall here but Beeblebrox recovers full guard.
MacDonald stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Beeblebrox swivels though and keeps the full guard.
MacDonald trying to control the position from guard on top but Beeblebrox is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
MacDonald trying to stand up but can't free himself from Beeblebrox's guard.
MacDonald stopping the sweep attempt from Beeblebrox.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Beeblebrox throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
MacDonald trying to control but Beeblebrox is working from the bottom.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Sir John MacDonald hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
MacDonald blocks a jab.
Beeblebrox throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent MacDonald stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Beeblebrox misses with a body shot.
MacDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beeblebrox moves away.
MacDonald cracks Beeblebrox with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
MacDonald misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Beeblebrox counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
MacDonald takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Beeblebrox darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Beeblebrox lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Beeblebrox slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zaphod Beeblebrox dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!


MacDonald throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Beeblebrox throws an uppercut from half a mile away. MacDonald sees it coming and avoids it easily.
MacDonald tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
MacDonald slips a straight right by Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
MacDonald blocks a jab.

MacDonald closes the distance and clinches.
Beeblebrox tries for a takedown but MacDonald manages to get underhooks.
MacDonald's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
MacDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beeblebrox is defending well for now.
MacDonald misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Beeblebrox managing to block the knees to the body from MacDonald.
Beeblebrox is working MacDonald over against the cage.
MacDonald with an attempt at a knee that misses.
MacDonald digs a right hand into Beeblebrox's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Beeblebrox's gas tank.
MacDonald tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Beeblebrox avoids it.
Beeblebrox is trying to stall.
MacDonald takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Beeblebrox stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Beeblebrox lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Beeblebrox lands a body shot.
Beeblebrox lands with a short head shot on the inside.
MacDonald throws a punch but it's blocked by Beeblebrox.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Beeblebrox on the inside.
Beeblebrox works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Beeblebrox.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox is working MacDonald over against the cage.
Beeblebrox presses MacDonald against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A shot in the inside from Beeblebrox.
MacDonald throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Beeblebrox blocks it with crossed arms.
MacDonald makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Beeblebrox pushes MacDonald back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beeblebrox lands with a right to the head.
Beeblebrox lands a shoulder strike.
A body shot lands from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Beeblebrox throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Beeblebrox lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt MacDonald or not.
Beeblebrox lands with a left to the head.
Beeblebrox lands a body shot in the clinch.
Beeblebrox works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Beeblebrox pushes MacDonald back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Good body shot from Beeblebrox.
MacDonald gets underhooks to prevent Beeblebrox's takedown attempt.
Beeblebrox lands with a left to the head.

Beeblebrox gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Sir John MacDonald has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beeblebrox wants to free his trapped foot but MacDonald is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Beeblebrox thows a huge punch but MacDonald dodges it nicely.
Beeblebrox is trying to control the action in half guard but MacDonald is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

MacDonald looking for submissions off his back.
Beeblebrox is just content to waste time from the top position. MacDonald takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Beeblebrox tries to free his leg and advance position but MacDonald is retaining full guard.

MacDonald had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Beeblebrox defends it easily.
Beeblebrox tries to free his leg and advance position but MacDonald is retaining full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Beeblebrox got a little sloppy there for a moment and MacDonald has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Beeblebrox has managed to get both his arms back between MacDonald's legs - danger averted.

MacDonald isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Beeblebrox stacks MacDonald on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Beeblebrox!
Beeblebrox wants to control but MacDonald is keeping him busy.
Beeblebrox lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear MacDonald down.
The strikes coming from Beeblebrox are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Beeblebrox trying to control the action but MacDonald is working from the bottom.
An elbow from Beeblebrox crashes against the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox working away.
Beeblebrox misses with the ground and pound.
MacDonald managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox is working MacDonald over with some ground and pound from side control.
MacDonald struggling a bit here.
Zaphod Beeblebrox is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
MacDonald gets back to half guard.
MacDonald wants to get back to full guard.
Zaphod Beeblebrox overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beeblebrox trying to control the action but MacDonald is working from the bottom.
MacDonald punching from the bottom.
Beeblebrox is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for MacDonald!

And that's the end of the fight!
Zaphod Beeblebrox showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Beeblebrox has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zaphod Beeblebrox!
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
65%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joh Jah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tidal Wave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wave has chosen Comfortably Numb Solo as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



188 cm
25
212 lbs
13 - 5 - 0
189 cm
24
211 lbs
7 - 2 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joh Jah!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tidal Wave!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wave misses with a straight right.
Jah steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wave.
Jah scores with a jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jah, as that shot connected.
Wave misses with a wild body shot.
Wave smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jah swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wave ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jah moves away.
Jah throws a jab but it's blocked by Wave.
Jah swings for the body but Wave moves out of range.
Jah throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jah throws a jab when Wave was well out of range.
Jah checks a leg kick.
Wave uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jah.
Jah tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jah takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wave misses the shot to the body.

Wave changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jah looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Wave scoring with punches from side control.
Wave has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The strikes coming from Wave are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Wave is looking to take a break and control but Jah is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jah on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wave postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Jah tries to bench press Wave off him but Wave keeps the position.
Jah manages to work his way to half guard, despite Wave's best efforts.
Jah is pressing down on Wave's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Wave scoring with punches to the head and body.
Wave tries to free his leg and advance position but Jah is retaining full guard.
Wave postures up.
Wave cracks Jah with a solid left hand.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Wave distracts Jah with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Jah manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wave working to try and regain half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wave is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Jah controlling the pace for now.
Jah wants to control the pace but Wave is squirming around nicely.
Wave is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Jah controlling from mount.
Jah putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wave tries to hold on but Jah postures up.
Jah looking to control but Wave is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Jah in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Jah controlling the pace for now.
Jah trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Jah fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jah content just to control the position here.
Wave tries to hold on but Jah postures up.
Wave gets back to half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Wave keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Jah controlling the action here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joh Jah dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Jah takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jah swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Wave shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Jah is in trouble now - Wave has advanced to mount!
Wave in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Wave lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Wave working Jah over with strikes here.
Jah wants to hold on but Wave pushes him away.
Wave landing punches.
Jah is in a horrible position here. Wave smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wave throwing strikes here but Jah is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Wave looking to finish with strikes here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jah is trying desperately to improve position.
Wave lands a big shot there that rocks Jah but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Jah taking shots to the head.
Wave trying to control but Jah is having none of it.
Wave lands a big elbow.
Wave working Jah over with strikes here.

Jah is rocked!
Jah is trying to escape the mount.
Oh Jah is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wave lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Wave controlling from the full mount.
Wave connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wave loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Jah scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Wave land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Wave stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tidal Wave!
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RATING
83%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dave Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes to the cage accompanied by Go DJ by Lil Wayne. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



225 cm
26
280 lbs
12 - 4 - 0
185 cm
26
246 lbs
10 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong
Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dave Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Randy Couture!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Couture misses with a two punch combination.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Couture was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
Jones really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Couture keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jones.
Jones connects with a body shot.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Couture scores with a one two! Jones had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nice jab there from Jones.
Jones smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Couture waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jones.
Jones moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jones will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Couture bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Couture uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Couture bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jones throws a body punch but Couture moves out of range.
Jones throws a hook but Couture avoids it easily.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Couture.
Couture throws the left hand but Jones avoids the punch easily.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Couture moves away.
Jones scores with a hook to the body. Couture takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Couture throws a looping overhand right but Jones ducks down to avoid it.
Jones lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Couture digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
Couture throws a series of punches but Jones avoids them all with ease.
Nice body punch from Couture.
Jones bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jones punishes Couture's body with a nice straight punch.
Jones scores with a hook to the body. Couture takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Couture thows a body shot but no joy.
Couture throws a looping overhand right but Jones ducks down to avoid it.
Jones lands an overhand right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones looks to land a right hand but Couture moved out of range.
Jones misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Couture misses with a series of wild punches.
Couture wants to clinch.
Jones moves away from the strike by Couture.
Jones slips under a jab from Couture.
Jones displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Couture throws out the jab.
Couture lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Couture ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones avoids the body shot from Couture.

Couture throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Jones tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Couture is in Jones's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Couture from controlling successfully.
Couture is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Couture postures up.
Couture trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Couture looking to pass the guard.
Jones looking for a sweep. Not yet Jones, not yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jones is pulling down on Couture's head. It's preventing any offense from Couture, at least for the moment.
Couture trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Randy Couture was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Couture takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Jones drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Couture lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Jones!
Couture avoids the attempt from Jones to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dave Jones will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Couture tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Couture.
Dave Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones swinging wildly here.
Jones throws a hook but Couture blocks it.
Jones connects with a single shot there.
Couture misses the shot to the body.
Jones lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jones is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Couture is looking to clinch.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Couture.
Jones works Couture's body with a nice hook.
Jones throws a hook but Couture blocks it.
Couture swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jones.
Jones digs a good hook to Couture's body.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Couture 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jones cracks a nice hook into Couture's ribs.
Couture tries to clinch but Jones is having none of it.
Jones steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Couture.

Couture throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Jones tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Couture is in Jones's guard.

Jones is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Couture is aware though and is defending well.
Jones working a defensive guard here.
Jones wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Couture wants to pass the guard but Jones is keeping the position.
Couture looking to sit in guard and control but Jones gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Jones makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Jones drops back, looking for a kneebar! Couture looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Couture looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Couture!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Jones can't do much from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Couture trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones is looking to reverse the position.
Couture trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones manages to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dave Jones dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!


Jones looks to land a right hand but Couture moved out of range.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Couture moves away and avoids it.
Couture misses the jab.
Jones throws a predictable looking body shot
and Couture counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Couture is looking to clinch.
Couture tries to clinch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones scores with a shot to the body.
Couture jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Couture throws a series of punches but Jones avoids them all with ease.
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Couture moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Couture tries to clinch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Couture slips the punch.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Couture slips the punch.
Dave Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture takes one on the button.
Nice jab there from Jones.
Couture takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Couture getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Couture misses with a straight left.
Couture misses with a jab to the body
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Couture is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Jones misses with a straight left.
Jones looks to land a right hand but Couture moved out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Couture. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Couture moves into range and clinches up with Jones.
Jones is working Couture over against the cage.
Couture takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.

It looks like Randy Couture has been cut.
Couture throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from Jones.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jones lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jones lands with a left to the head.
Jones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Couture backwards.
Couture takes a shot to the head.
Jones is struggling to control the position.
Jones lands with a left to the head.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Couture's head.
Jones has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Couture is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Jones stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
A short right from Jones on the inside.
Jones lands with a right to the head.
Jones lands a hook that snaps the head of Couture backwards.
Jones lands a nice uppercut.
Jones avoids the elbow strike from Couture, against the cage.
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Jones.
Jones lands an uppercut.
Jones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jones lands a body shot.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jones lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jones presses Couture against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Jones.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Jones keeps control of Couture as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jones lands a hook that snaps the head of Couture backwards.
Jones lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A shot in the inside from Jones.
Jones working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jones scores with a hook to the body.
Jones is leaning against Couture and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jones lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Couture.
Jones pushes Couture back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Randy Couture has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Couture prevents a takedown attempt there.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Couture.
Jones looking to stall.
Jones blocks an elbow strike from Couture.
Couture lands a damaging elbow.
Jones blocks an elbow strike.
Couture is trying to maintain a safe position but Jones gets an underhook and turns Couture into the cage.
Jones presses Couture against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Jones.
Couture looking to stall.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Couture throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Couture trying to stall but Jones improves his position.
Couture throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Couture blocks a body shot from Jones.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
Couture's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Couture trying to control the position but instead, Jones has worked for underhooks and has pushed Couture into the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Jones.
A shot in the inside from Couture.
Jones tries to score a body lock takedown but Couture shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dave Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Couture pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Couture creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Couture creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Couture blocks a body shot from Jones.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Couture misses with an elbow over the top.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Couture uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dave Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jones, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dave Jones!
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
75%

 

Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Champo Groucho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oliver Clothesoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Champo Groucho could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Oliver Clothesoff's chin.



177 cm
22
191 lbs
11 - 2 - 0
188 cm
28
190 lbs
16 - 5 - 0
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very strong
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


Balco Boys - Hilo


Hell's Balls Recovery


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Champo Groucho!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Oliver Clothesoff!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clothesoff scores with a jab to the head.
Oliver Clothesoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clothesoff moves out of range of the body kick.
Clothesoff avoids a kick to the body.
Groucho gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Clothesoff.
Groucho on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Clothesoff lands a nice shot that snaps Groucho's head back.
Clothesoff jabs at Groucho's body.
Groucho lands a nice leg kick that just misses Clothesoff's sensitive parts.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clothesoff loads up on a big right hand but Groucho slips the punch.
Groucho misses with a kick to the body.
Clothesoff throws a right hand that Groucho ducks under and follows up with a left that Groucho also avoids with ease.
Groucho chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Clothesoff bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Clothesoff lands a body shot.
Clothesoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Clothesoff looks to land a combination. Groucho sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Clothesoff throws a leg kick which misses Groucho's front leg but catches the back leg as Groucho tries to avoid it.
A lazy left from Clothesoff finds it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clothesoff lands a jab-cross combination.

Groucho is rocked!
Groucho is holding his hands too far apart here. Clothesoff throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Groucho is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Oliver Clothesoff!
Oliver Clothesoff is the new middleweight champion!
S C
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G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

 
 
 
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