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 League of Madness Week 1 "Preview"
With Host Mister Madness and Special Guest Captain Chaos
Mister Madness
The time has finally come, as the Teams having been training hard over the past 7 weeks at the Madness MMA Training compound. The training was to intense for Welterweight Mitch McLaurin who was seen passed out in the bushes with his Quilt to his knees and Clown make up on. I honestly haven't a clue what that was all about, but we wish The Scot all the best in his future endeavors. Taking his place is the one, and the only Big Daddy for Team Camara. This week though we focus on the Lightweights and the 8 that have been chosen to do battle for there respected Teams. Joining me today is my old pal Captain Chaos who would like to share his insight on the Match-ups.
Captain Chaos
Chaos: I can tell ya exactly what happened to that Crazy Quilt wearing kid McLaurin, Mister Madness?
Madness: Well spit it out.
Chaos: He got into a batch of my famous Fried Chicken, and it sent him into a real crazed state. Now, i can't tell you what i put in my chicken, but i can tell ya it brings the devil out of ya.
Madness: Guess i wont be eating any of your Famous Fried Chicken then, as the world is not ready for that.
Fight Card
Madness: Now lets get to the Action for this weeks "League of Madness"
Madness: Are first bout will be All American from Team Marky vs Matija Maestro from Team King.
Madness: Coach Marky was given the not so fortunate task of choosing last, and he went with his second round draft pick All American to lead the way.
Chaos: His Opponent will be Matija Maestro a Serbian BJJ Practitioner. I seen this guy on the mats a few times, hes good and has shown vast improvement.
Madness: Same can be said for All American who has a Olympic caliber wrestling background and a rapid developing Boxing game.
Predictions.
Chaos: Im gonna take Maestro in this one by Submission in round 31
Madness: Well you got the round right But i think All American takes it by KO.
Chaos: Fair Enough, but i think your WRONG!
Madness: Match #2 will be Jimmy Damnation of Team Clubber face off with Team Billy's Jim Reefer.
Madness: Coach Clubber Winger went with Mr Damnation to Guide his group, Jesus of Suburbia shall be there light!
Chaos: Damnation is a very likable young'n, probably one of a very small few i didn't want to stab a few times. And a fantastic wrestler as well!
Madness: Jim beat the hell out of my doppelganger Mr Madness in his debut, the guy could be a force with his Combo of Wrestling and Muay Thai.
Predictions
Chaos: Damnation all the way, Round 1 Submission!
Madness: I think this one goes to Jim By Unanimous Decision, but i can see him picking up another KO as well.
Madness: Match #3 Subo Takens starts things off for Team McSweeneny as he welcomes Delightful Panda, both of these guys are virtual unknowns as we have yet to see either of them step into the cage.
Madness: Coach Randall McSweeney had to have seen something special in his late replacement fighter Subo, as he choose him to fight first.
Chaos: Both of these guys are grapplers from what i have seen at the gym. Panda though comes from a long ass line of fighting Pandas as the 317th child of Kung Fu Panda, maybe one day Delightful will be as great as his father.
Madness: Subo as stated by Captain Chaos is a ground fighter as well. A good one in fact, One of his coaches back home ,Dante Evangelista told me. o"Once he made three black belts tape in one training session. Although the maneuver has since been banned, RIP TDPW!
Chaos: I Got Panda boy winning this one in Round #2
Madness: Well i disagree once again, as i think Subo will take this one by Unanimous Decision.
Madness: Match #4 the final fight of the event will see Team Hardman's Thiago Filho square of with Team Action's Darius Jackson.
Madness: The first fight Selection saw Coach JW Hardman choose the Vibrant Brazilian Thiago Filho, Murder, murder, kill, kill!
Madness: Darius Seems to have been training hard on his Wrestling for this fight, and The Muay Thai style fighter will need it for sure in this tournament. I am always pro striker and this Canadian kid has some weapons from what i saw in his sparring session with Coach Action Jackson Himself.
Chaos: Thiago has been a very outspoken member of the LOM cast this year, as he has had a few scraps since arriving at the Madness Mansion. I assure you though Filho can back it up with his grappling abilities and is by far the biggest of the 8 fighters on this card.
Predictions
Madness: Jackson may be a slight Underdog but i got a feeling he may do some surprising and could finish the fight in record time, Round 1 KO for the Underdog!
Chaos: Hahaha, All the Training in the world will not save Darius from the Beating "The Executioner" is about to bestow upon this kid. Filho Round 1 Submission.
Madness: Well there you have fans, this is a very important start as next weeks fights will be selected by the winners from this week. And most important the quickest finish gets the first pick!.
Chaso: Hey Mr Madness, want to hear a joke?
Madness: Do i look like i'm the kinda person who wants to hear a Joke?......Of course, lets hear it?
Chaos: How do you make a Juggler Laugh?
Madness: You tickle his Balls! I know them all Cap just leave the jokes for me OK!
Madness & Chaos: See you at the Fights!
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