Interview with HFC FW Champ

Fighter profile of Marcello Sosa by Chris Karter

 We're here with the HFC Featherweight Champion, and you know what champ? Why don't you introduce yourself to all the readers who aren't familiar with you yet.

My name is Sosa, and I like to party.

A lot of viewers were surprised with your boxing; have you always been able to box? Earlier in your career you relied on knees and elbows, why didn't you utilize your boxing more?

To count the green and get in between some big ass titties.

Well, you've certainly started to earn some money. Rumors have it that you inked a record breaking contract with HFC, how does it feel to be one of the highest paid fighters in the organization?

The HIGHEST paid fighter in HFC. Real recognize real. Chris Karter is the GOAT inside and outside the game.

Speaking of your manager, let's focus on his gym. You train at Convicted Fight Club ---

The best damn gym on the planet.

Yes, the best damn gym on the planet indeed... so you train at Convicted Fight Club, some of the greatest fighters of all time have walked through there, is there any fighters that you personally looked up to?

No. Most just pretty face on wall. Some coaches now, but they're old and slow. Sensei Karter, he says they are old and busted and that is why they hold the mits.

Ouch. Do you have a favorite coach? Who do you work with the most?

Golden Boy Cristian Tavares. Boxing coach. That's why my hands are on point. He left MMA after bullshit decisions and went back to boxing. Captured a few world titles. His boxing is almost as good as Chris Karter's.

Does Chris Karter ever get in there and spar with you guys? He does talk a lot of shit.

You know him as Chris Karter. On the streets he is El Gringo, Diablo Blanca, Irish Canello, El Goat, he show us all how to use the pimp hand of doom. Very effective technique. He also teach Edison Atunes the axe kick.

Wow. Sounds like a real badass.

Si senor. I could talk about his greatness all day.

Please do, we won't stop you.

He fought and fucked his way to being the greatest gringo to ever live. He has the mind of a scientist, the cock of a Burmese python, and a rocket right hand.

My producers tell me we need to get back on track. Everybody wants to know, what's next champ? Who's your next opponent?

The winner of Lorenzo Benedetti verse Lance Mills is most likely. I beat both Corona and Diaz, but I can finish both these guys. Maybe one of them can get back into the mix. If DeShawn West wakes up from hibernation then he can get these hands too.

Alright we have to close it out, is there anything else you'd like to add before we sign off?

Shoutout Clubber Winger, and free El Chapo.

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