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 "The Pitbull" Mohammed Kahn (350077)
8-1-1
7 Knockouts, 1 submission
Madness Light Heavyweight Champion
QFC DEBUT:
Mohammed Kahn (0-0-0) vs Kelechukwu Oduola (0-0-0)
Mohammed Kahn's MMA debut took place in the Middleweight division. Rumors of a submissions only gentlemen's agreement between their camps didn't stop Kahn from exerting his dominance over his opponent. He swatted a double leg takedown attempt from Oduola before landing his own takedown into side control and quickly passing into mount before securing an arm triangle that put his opponent to sleep.
Kahn working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. Oduola looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tigher than I thought! Excellent work there by Kahn! Submission of the night perhaps?
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Mohammed Kahn!
After his professional MMA debut at Middleweight, Kahn's camp caught wind of the Light Heavyweight Madness TUF Tournament. Kahn walked around at 194 lbs, and felt he would dominate such a tournament. In preparation for the tournament he began applying Mentor's Penis cream twice daily and immediately started to bulk up to the minimum weight requirement of 205 lbs.
When Kahn first caught wind that the coaches on the show were Camara and Alex, he quit, and had to be convinced to return to the house. He refused to be coached by lesser men but his management team convinced him that it would be Kahn running the team, since both coaches lacked leadership qualities and any shred of talent or ability.
By the time Kahn returned to the house, Felix Silva had already been selected as the number one overall pick, unbeknowest to the Lebanese fighter's knowledge, and Camara announced his obvious select of the Convicted Fight Club product. Kahn approached Camara and told him, "I've got it from here." and continued to run the show ever since. Those were the only words Kahn spoke to Camara during the entire season.
In the first matchup of the tournament, both #1 picks would be pitted against eachother after Kahn demanded to fight the other teams best fighter. He wanted to establish his place as the alpha of the house early on, and so he did. He was however disgusted when he found out his opponent had a losing record.
MADNESS 6:
Mohammed Kahn (1-0-0) vs Felix Silva (0-1-0)
Despite taking a right hand that busted him up in the first minute of the round, Mohammed Kahn dictated the fight and the round by pushing the dirty Brazilian against the cage and beating him up. The second round was much of the same as Silva had no answer for Kahn's penis-cream enhanced muscles, as Kahn pummeled Silva to his knees without any mercy until the ref jumped in to save him from further punishment.
Kahn unloads a big right hand that wobbles Silva! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Kahn is unloading with more strikes now! Silva drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mohammed Kahn!
Kahn was awarded Fight of the Night for his dominant performance. Silva was awarded Fight of the Night for being a good sacrificial lamb.
MADNESS 14:
Mohammed Kahn (2-0-0) vs Chris Travis (1-1-0)
In the second round of the tournament Kahn was matched up against another Stepdad on Team Alex, and he was licking his chops at the opportunity to turn this 6'4" striker into chopped liver. The fight resembled an almost identical one-sided molly whopping that Kahn had previously put on Jake Fury's dirty brazilian juicer Felix Silva. Travis never looked like he belonged in the cage with Mohammed Kahn.
Kahn lands a big right hand that drops Travis! The killer instinct kicks in and Kahn finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Kahn!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mohammed Kahn!
This fight was so one-sided that Kahn wasn't awarded any bonuses for his performance, a fact that he was a bit disappointed with but understood. Despite the brutality and dominance he displayed in his first two victories, fans and critics were concerned that he was a one dimensional Lebanese hockey fighter. Kahn was intent to prove that they don't have ice in Lebanon.
MADNESS FRIGHT NIGHT 9:
Mohammed Kahn (3-0-0) vs Luke Davidson (3-0-0)
Finally Kahn was facing the best fighter that Team Alex had to offer. Both fighters were 3-0 and weren't afraid to push their opponent against the clinch and beat them up. Mohammed Kahn worked his entire training camp with Orlando Diggs focusing on striking defense. Karter's camp expected Kahn to be a little nervous heading into the fight but he proved to be a stone-cold killer, stiffening his foe in the first round.
Davidson is aggressively charging in as Kahn backs up avoiding any damage. Kahn tosses out a jab and Davidson runs right into it face first! Davidson is out cold! Kahn dropped down on all fours and is barking in Davidson's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mohammed Kahn!
We're not sure what got into Kahn at the end of the fight, but he was fired up. His boxing looked sharp and he utilized his height advantage well picking Luke apart and making him pay. Kahn was advancing to the finale to face his undefeated team mate, Ralph McGuire.
MADNESS: RISING STARS:
Mohammed Kahn 4-0 vs Ralph McGuire (4-0)
MADNESS LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP & MADNESS TUF FINALE
The first round of the Madness TUF Championship opened with McGuire coming out hot and taking the action to Kahn. Within that opening minute the game plans were revealed; McGuire was going to walk his opponent down, get in his face, and try to overwhelm him with volume. Kahn appeared content to let his opponent come forward and would stay in the pocket looking to utilize crisp boxing and look to land counter punches. McGuire found success head hunting early and busted a cut over Kahn's eye, and despite Kahn landing some hard shots himself, McGuire's volume edged him a close first round.
Despite the second round going essentially the same way, midway through the round Kahn was looking comfortable and he playfully taunted his opponent after landing another solid shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gonna get knocked out" taunts Kahn, as that shot connected.
Kahn appeared calm and composed, but McGuire was still edging the cards with his volume and aggression, despite Kahn landing a significantly higher % of his shots, McGuire was landing at the slightly higher rate.
By the third round Kahn started finding his range with repeated right hands and uppercuts. Physically and technically he was the superior fighter and it showed in the third as he dominated the frame. McGuire was game and kept coming forward, landing shots of his own, but Kahn's shots were landing more cleanly and with more power behind them. The fans were on their feet cheering as the two traded shots for the final minute of the round.
Both fighters were entering the championship rounds for the first time of their career. McGuire's corner was urging him to get in his opponents face, keep up the pressure and the pace. Kahn's corner told him to give his opponent no quarter, go capture what was rightfully his. Both fighters nodded at each other before the start of the bell, showing respect to the other warrior.
Despite their battle bond, and their gas tanks waning, neither fighter touched gloves and they went right to work in the center of the cage. McGuire rushed in with a sloppy punch and Kahn made him pay with a stiff right hand. Kahn follows it up by landing an impressive overhand right that brings the crowd to their feet. Despite being rocked, McGuire kept his game face on...
The crowd cheers as Kahn lands an impressive overhand right. McGuire doesn't seemed phased though.
But Kahn smiled because he knew McGuire was in trouble, and he landed another right hand to prove it...
Kahn smiles there as he lands a nice right hand on the button. Oh McGuire is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be abled to recover?!!
As soon as McGuire's legs buckled, Kahn stepped in to finish the fight...
Kahn lands a brutal uppercut that launches McGuire off his feet! McGuire tumbles to the floor, barely concious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mohammed Kahn!
Mohammed Kahn is the new light heavyweight champion! Butch entered the cage with the belt and put it around Kahn's waist.
MADNESS 26: KAHN VS JOHNSTON:
Mohammed Kahn (5-0-0) vs Wayne Johnston (5-0-0)
MADNESS LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Mohammed Kahn's next opponent was Australian wrestler from the esteemed Chris Leben KO Academy. 5 wins and 5 KO's, it seemed that Kahn would have his hands full with the wrestling product. Kahn did what he could to keep the fight on the feet but Wayne was able to get the fight to the ground. This didn't appear to phase the Lebanese fighter, who actively looking for submissions off his back. Wayne faltered submission attempt after submission attempt, as he continued to dig in and ground and pound the champion. The second round was much of the same, and at one point the challenger managed to mount the champion, but Kahn would escape, and shortly after synched up a guillotine choke that forced Wayne to tap out.
Kahn is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he;s really squeezing tight! Johnston is tapping! Great win for Kahn!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mohammed Kahn!
MADNESS 31: KAHN VS ANDRADE:
Mohammed Kahn (6-0-0) vs Joao Andrade (5-1-0)
MADNESS LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Mohammed Kahn was the undefeated Light Heavyweight champion and winner of the Madness TUF tournament. Meanwhile Joao Andrade was racking up a body count. After losing his debut Andrade signed with Madness and put together an impressive 5-fight win streak all by way of KO. Andrade was coming off a knockout of the year contender in the form of his Superman punch KO of Luke Davidson.
In a close first round, Kahn was edging it out until getting tagged with a combination that dropped him and changed the pace of the fight.
Kahn rushes in with a sloppy looking punch and Andrade counters with a crisp one two that drops Kahn! Andrade thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Kahn to his feet! Kahn is in big trouble!
Kahn continued to press forward, and edged the round on every judges scorecard. However, he wouldn't win another round for the duration of the fight. They bloodied each other up in the 3rd round but Andrade controlled the fight with his superior striking and outworked Kahn from the outside and inside the clinch.
Kahn denies that he was rocked by Andrade's combination in the first round, but after winning the round and failing to win another round after the combo was landed, it's a debatable theory.
In favor of your winner, by unaminous decision... Joao Andrade!
And with that Kahn watched his championship belt get put on the waist of his opponent. He suffered defeat for the first time in his professional MMA career, but not the first time in life. As a young rebel child in Beirut, he once lost his camel to an unidentified drone strike.
MADNESS FRIGHT NIGHT 27:
Mohammed Kahn (6-1-0) vs Logan Nail (5-1-0)
Despite coming off a loss, Kahn was still a main feature in the organization. He was still the main event Madness Fright Night 27 against another muay thai specialist with a reach advantage. His 6'4" opponent wasn't something that was new to him, and the Muay Thai specialist on paper was the superior fighter. Kahn wasn't impressed. He treated Logan Nail like he previously treated the two Step-daddy fighters, and he pummeled Logan against the fence and made him pay for engaging the clinch. Kahn knocked Logan down by the end of the first round but he was saved by the bell.
As the second round started, Kahn repeated the game plan and gave his opponent no room to recover. He piled on the punches until his opponent folded to the pressure and the ref saved the day.
Kahn creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Nail with a big uppercut! Nail tries to clinch up but Kan pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Nail to the mat! Nail covers up and Kahn unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Mohammed Kahn!
This victory would ensure Kahn a rematch for the championship belt he lost.
MADNESS 40 GUNS OUT:
Mohammed Kahn (7-1-0) vs Joao Andrade (7-1-0)
MADNESS LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Despite the result of the last fight Kahn appeared content to stand with Andrade early on, a crucial mistake as Andrade dominated the opening frame, busted Kahn up, and dropped him with a beautiful combination right before the round ended.
Getting knocked down again was like deja vu, and it seemed to remind him what the game plan was and he pressed forward, selecting his shots and landing with efficiency, getting into the clinch, and working his opponent over. The next two rounds were close with Kahn edging the 2nd and Andrade likely edging the 3rd after opening up Kahn's cut further.
The championship rounds were here, and Kahn would dig deep. Despite getting caught with a head kick that had him bleeding all over himself like a horror film, he was the more effective fighter in the 4th frame landing more shots and controlling the center of the octagon.
The 5th and final round saw Mohammed Kahn stand toe-to-toe with the striking specialist and not only win, but win decisively.
Fans in the audience and fans at home expected a decision to be handed to Mohammed Kahn after that gutsy performance...
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 46:49
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 48:48
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 48:48
The fight is ruled a majority draw!
Joao Andrade retains his title. It's always disappointing when a championship fight ends as a draw but that's what happens when you leave the fight in the judges hands!
Mohammed Kahn was visibly devastated and upset with the judges. He kept his composure and when he was finally interviewed;
"If you don't beat the champ, you can't be the champ."
And he exited the cage with no belt, and his head hanging low, disappointment in his face.
MADNESS FRIGHT NIGHT 34:
Mohammed Kahn (7-1-1) at Joao Andrade (7-1-1)
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