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After over 80 events we're doing it one last time!!!!
You better believe Gibbs and Li are throwing down once and for all!! Will we finally get rid of Ugly Giorgi!? Can Sir Squirrel defeat his Chinese Demons?? We got the Final Showdown between Mr Nobody and Smoke's Big Dawg. TaterTard!! JOE CLARENCE vs Mr Jimenez!! And don't forget about our Lovable Losers Jordyn Conley, Owen Wall, Tim McDonald and Bucky Beasley.
We love you all!! Let's put on a show at Madison Square Garden!!!

JUSTS FIGHTS had superstar! A man but also a dog who seemed unbeatable. Matteo Ruffy sold more tickets and made me more money than any other fighter.
It was too good though. We were catching up on BANZAI and Mr Nobody couldn't have that. His jealously took the form of a Polish goat farmer, Mr Detyna. And that bastard killed our golden goose. GOD DAMN YOU MR NOBODY!!! I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOME MONEY!!

On a terrible night for Just Fights the ugly troll of a man Giorgi Kvaralkjsdf has won the Heavyweight Championship. Our ratings are plummeting. No one will buy tickets to see that hideous beast.
Lucky for us, the Latin heart throb "Cutie Pie" Jonah White is on our roster. Time for a completely undeserved title shot. We had no choice, lonely overweight women were our main market. Can't have Ugly Giorgi on our posters.

Listen up all you old fucks who've been playing this game since eating tide pods was cool. You're old, you're weak and Smoke Makunouchi is here to take away the only thing you have left, your MMATycoon Manager Ranking.
He's stronger and smarter than you, a monster risen from the grime that is JUST FIGHTS. Your wife's in his DMs but he's got no time for that. He's too busy setting sliders and stealing your hype. Put those bifocals away and go to sleep old man, it'll be over soon.

The man who finally took down Mikeal Li, the God of QFCs, has booked his own spot in the Just Fights Hall of Fame. After bringing Li to justice, Gunner has tore apart the Bantamweight division winning 5 consecutive title defenses by knockout. He's got heavyweight power in that little man body.
Our QFC God is dead, the Devil runs Just Fights now.

In a smart business decision, NBA superstar Nikola Jokic has left the NBA to fight for JUST FIGHTS.
"Basketball is for pussies" according to the Joker. "JUST FIGHTS has much more to offer me than the NBA."
So far he has been the new MVP of the MMA heavyweight scene. All that is left is for him to take his rightful belt from Mr Jun Jun Li this Wednesday at JF 47!!!

Breaking news, according to MMATycoon discord chat user Makaveli, Mateo "the Dog" Ruffy is overrated and stands no chance against Jacob Legend.
"He's got noodles arms and a limp dick" says Mr Makaveli. "How's he supposed to beat a stud like Jacob Legend? Legend is so damn tight, I booked front row tickets for me and my girl so I can show her what a real man looks like."
Is Legend about to put this Dawg down? Find out on New Years Day at JF 46.

Everyone's favorite illegal alien Marcelo has taken revenge on the BIG CHINAMAN. Nobody beats Marcelo the Migrant twice.
You don't abandon your family in El Salvador to take a rowboat across the Atlantic ocean if you give up easy. Especially if you're paid next to nothing by a second rate Organization like JUST FIGHTS. Honestly he's really got no other options... did anyone even check if he's got a visa?

Forget about Rocky, we have our very own underdog story here in Just Fights. Jordyn Conley didn't get his first win until his 5th professional fight but now he's on a rocket ship to superstardom.
Today Jordyn bagged his second KO of the night win in a row and is knocking on the door of a championship belt. Pay attention kids, when you're going through hell you better keep going. Jordyn did, and now he's rich, doing drugs and banging your mom.

Gibbs unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Li from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gunner Gibbs! Gunner Gibbs is the new bantamweight champion!

Love live the god slayer Gunner Gibbs!!! It is a new dawn in the JUST FIGHTS world, could Gunner Gibbs be the new king of QFC? Find out next week when Gibbs defends his title against Ben Boone.