Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary

Event: TL Fight Night 7
Date: Jun 17, 2023

#R1#
Nuts ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A combination from Nuts does no damage.
Nuts fails to land with a series of punches.
An attempted straight right counter from Dander misses the target.
Dander uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nuts.
No joy there for Dander, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dander avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dander avoids the body shot from Nuts.
Nuts scores with a one two! Dander had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Dander throws a low kick but it's checked well by Nuts.
Dander moves away from the strike by Nuts.
Nuts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dander staying out of range there.
Nuts misses with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dander misses with an uppercut. Nuts saw that one coming.
Dander throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nuts misses with a hook. Dander ducked under it nicely.
Deez Nuts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nuts throws a series of punches but Dander avoids them all with ease. #T1#
Dander throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nuts sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A slow jab from Dander misses its intended target.
Nuts just misses with a punch to the body.
Nuts misses the shot to the body.
Nuts ducks under a wild hook from Dander.
Nuts will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dander swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dander avoids a punch combination nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nuts. Dander does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nuts looks to land a left hand but Dander moved out of range nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Dander on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dander throws a jab when Nuts was well out of range.
Nuts throws a right and a left that both miss.#TD#
Dander closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Nuts's guard.
Nuts is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Nuts can do anything to dispel that myth.#T2#
Dander postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dander passes easily into side control. Nice work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nuts is trying to buck Dander off.
Dander definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nuts is not content to let Dander control the position.
Nuts pushes Dander away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Dander gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Dander will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dander cracks Nuts with a big right hand but Nuts just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3#
Dander works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Dander is putting a hurting on Nuts here, landing some big shots from side control.
Nuts takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Nuts pushes Dander away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Dander gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Dander working the ground and pound from side control.
Nuts looks winded!
Dander lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Nuts is working to avoid the ground and pound but Dander connects with a decent elbow.
Nuts is working to avoid the ground and pound but Dander connects with a decent elbow.
Dander working the ground and pound from side control.
Dander working the body and head with strikes.
Dander working the ground and pound from side control.
Nuts is not content to let Dander control the position. #T4#
Dander cracks Nuts with a big elbow.
Nuts taking punishment in the form of punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nuts taking a bit of punishment here - Dander scoring with strikes.
Dander working the ground and pound.
A lull in the action here as Dander stalls from top position.
Dander has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Dander breaks from Nuts's wrist control and lands an elbow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Philemon Dander dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Nuts misses the shot to the body.
Nuts waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dander.
Nuts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuts throws a body shot but no joy.
Dander swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#TD#
Dander shoots in and gets a takedown into Nuts's guard.
Nuts wants to get back to his feet but Dander is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dander is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Nuts is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Dander pushing down on Nuts's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dander is trying to control. Nuts wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dander working over Nuts with some ground and pound. Nuts looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dander is looking to take a break and control but Nuts is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T1#
Nuts has hold of Dander's hands but Dander slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Nuts is staying active underneath Dander, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Nuts has hold of Dander's hands but Dander slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dander is trying to control the action in half guard but Nuts is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Nuts looks like he's trying to stand up.
Dander lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Nuts is staying active underneath Dander, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Dander stops Nuts from getting back to his feet.
Dander passes to full mount!
Nuts really wants to buck Dander off and get back to his feet.
Nuts is breathing heavily.#T2#
Dander working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Dander is landing with some decent strikes but Nuts is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Dander scoring with strikes but Nuts is staying in there.
Nuts is bucking up trying to escape but Dander cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#ROC#Nuts is rocked!
Dander is landing with some decent strikes but Nuts is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Nuts is still in real trouble! Can Dander finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dander softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Nuts is out cold! Dander jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Philemon Dander!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 07, 2023

#R1#
A good leg kick by Man.
Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Kha down.
That Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kha's head.
Kha blocks a head kick by Man.
A head kick misses from Man.
Man throws a leg kick which misses Kha's front leg but catches the back leg as Kha tries to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Man.
Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kha takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Man fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kha checks it well.
Kha checks a leg kick nicely.
Kha went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Man misses with a head kick.
Kha appears to be looking for a big counter.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Kha blocks a head kick by Man. #TD#
Kha throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Man tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Kha is in Man's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#ES2#
Man has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Kha off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds. #T1#
Man defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kha.
Man tries to counter by closing the distance.
Man throws a head kick but Kha moves out of range.
It looked like Kha was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Man tries to land a leg kick but Kha saw it coming and moves away.
Kha tried to counter with a leg kick but Man avoided it.
Kha checks a low kick from Man.
Man throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kha blocks a head kick by Man.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Man. Kha shrugs it off though.
Man stuffs the takedown.
Man feints the counter takedown.
Kha shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Man as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Un Kha. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man scores with a head kick. Kha tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Kha throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Man's waist but Man gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Kha off to one side.
Man throws a lazy head kick #CL#
and Kha counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Man has had enough of the clinch but Kha keeps him there for the moment.#T2##BC2#
Man pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Man is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kha checks a leg kick.
Kha went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Kha avoids the head kick by Man.
Kha is looking for a counter combo.
Man tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Man throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kha stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
Kha looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man lands with a thumping leg kick. #TD#
Kha shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Kha showed some decent athleticism there. #SUB#
Kha is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #T3##ES2#
Man kicks Kha off and gets back to his feet.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Man lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash. #TD#
Man gets caught flat footed, as Kha shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Kha is breathing heavily.#ES2#
Man has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Kha off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kha stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kha has a takedown stuffed.
Nice body kick there by Man.
Kha is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#T4#
Kha avoids the head kick by Man.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man misses with a head kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A low kick from Man misses
and Kha counters with a nice low kick that buckles Man's knee momentarily.
Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kha avoids the head kick by Man.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kha is out of range.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Kha moves out of range easily.
Kha went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Kha tries for a takedown but Man sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Man tries a head kick but it misses. #TD#
Kha shoots in and gets a takedown into Man's guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That Man dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2##TD#
Man gets caught napping as Kha dives in and scores a takedown. Man manages to retain guard.
Kha wants to get up but he can't break Man's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Kha is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Man wants to stand up but Kha is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T1#
Man throws a leg kick but Kha sees it coming and moves out of range.
And Kha counters with a quick kick to the body but Man blocks it.
Kha shoots in for a double leg but Man sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Man appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Man feints and then cracks Kha's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kha down.
That Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
As Man looks to move away, Kha throws a big counter combo but Man just gets out of the way.
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kha.
Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Man is breathing heavily.#TD#
Man gets caught napping as Kha dives in and scores a takedown. Man manages to retain guard.

Man kicks Kha off and gets to his feet.
A low kick from Man misses
and Kha counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kha chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Man can pounce on him.
Man throws a low kick but Kha avoids it.
Kha seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Kha moves out of range easily.
Nice takedown defense from Man. No joy for Kha on that attempt.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Kha checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.#T2#
Man throws a leg kick but Kha moved away.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kha went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Kha fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Un Kha. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kha checks a leg kick nicely.
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from Kha, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Kha sets himself, and Man steps forward looking for the clinch! Kha avoids it this time.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Man throws a head kick but Kha moves out of range.
Man throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kha.#T3#
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kha checks a low kick from Man.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Man misses with a body kick.
Kha is looking for a counter combo.
Man defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kha.
Un Kha is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kha fails with the takedown.
Man defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kha.
Kha blocks the body kick.
Kha went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
Man throws out a leg kick but Kha moves out of range and Man only half commits.
Kha appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Man misses with a low kick.
Man misses with a low kick. #T4#
A nice leg kick from Man, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kha fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Man scores with a leg kick.
Man connects with a leg kick.
Kha checks a low kick from Man.
Kha throws a head kick but Man moves out of range.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
Man misses with a leg kick.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A nice leg kick lands there from Man.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man misses with a head kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Man throws a head kick but Kha moves out of range.
That kick from Man tenderised Kha's leg. Kha is trying to keep his angry face on.
A nice leg kick lands there from Man.
Man lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kha takes a step back to recover.
Man goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Man tries to work over Kha's front leg with a kick but Kha checks it.
Kha throws a quick counter kick to the body but Man avoids it.
Kha on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Man takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kha misses with a takedown attempt - Man sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Man lands a head kick. Kha smiles back at him and beckons him forward. #T1#
Kha fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Man throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kha seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Kha blocks a head kick by Man.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Man tries to land a front kick but Kha steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kha.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Un Kha. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range. #T2#
Man throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Man throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Kha counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Kha shoots in but no luck this time.
Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Man throws a leg kick
and Kha cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kha fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kha fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
Man throws a head kick but Kha moves out of range.
Man attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kha feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Man throws a wild body kick that Kha sees coming a mile off.
Man throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.#T3#
Man connects with an inside leg kick.
Kha avoids the head kick by Man.
Kha seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Kha shoots in and drives through. Man sprawls well.
Kha avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Man tries to score with a low kick but Kha moves his leg out of the way.
It appears Kha was looking to counter with a kick there.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kha checks the leg kick.
Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kha is defended easily by Man.
Man misses with a low kick.
Kha was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Man throws a leg kick which misses Kha's front leg but catches the back leg as Kha tries to avoid it. #T4#
Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Man misses with a head kick.
Man misses with a leg kick.
Kha checks a leg kick.#TD#
Kha feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Man keeping full guard, as Kha tries to pass.
Kha has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#ES2#
Man has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Kha off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man stuffs the takedown.
Kha blocks a head kick by Man.
Man throws a half hearted mid kick.
Man walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kha checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Un Kha has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That Man is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Man is looking to land body kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
That Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Man winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... That Man!
The defeated Un Kha had this to say: 'i'll be back!'.

Event: KIFC 79
Date: Jun 03, 2023

#R1#
Cock Muncher tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Petrosyan defends well and Cock Muncher ends up having to push Petrosyan into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Cock Muncher is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Petrosyan missing with knees to the body.
Cock Muncher wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yuk Cock Muncher. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Petrosyan using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cock Muncher has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A frustrated look appears on Petrosyan's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC2#
Petrosyan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cock Muncher doesn't manage to clinch there - Petrosyan circles away. #CL2#
Petrosyan moves into the clinch.#BC2#
Petrosyan escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL#
Cock Muncher has closed the distance and engaged Petrosyan in a clinch.
Petrosyan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cock Muncher tries to score a body lock takedown but Petrosyan shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Cock Muncher keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Petrosyan's efforts to push away.
Cock Muncher misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Petrosyan.
Petrosyan wants to break free but Cock Muncher has control.
Cock Muncher goes for a takedown in the clinch but Petrosyan prevents it. #T1#
Petrosyan is pressed up against the cage. Cock Muncher has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Petrosyan down to the mat. Petrosyan avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up
and Petrosyan counters with a nice leg kick.
Petrosyan throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cock Muncher on the side of the head.
Cock Muncher tries to clinch up.
Cock Muncher is looking to clinch but Petrosyan is avoiding it.
Petrosyan stuffs the takedown.
Cock Muncher tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Petrosyan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
It seemed like Petrosyan was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cock Muncher darts in trying to clinch
and Petrosyan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cock Muncher shoots and misses
and Petrosyan counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Cock Muncher is lucky that one didn't land flush. #T2##CL#
Cock Muncher gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Petrosyan is defending well against a takedown attempt.#BC2#
Petrosyan breaks from the clinch.
Nice uppercut lands for Petrosyan. That snapped Cock Muncher's head back. #ROC2#Cock Muncher is rocked!
Cock Muncher tries for a takedown but Petrosyan circles away easily
and Petrosyan counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Cock Muncher out cold! What a finish! Petrosyan is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bryan Petrosyan!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 21, 2023

#R1##CL2#
Tonal pushes Man up against the cage in a clinch.
Man is trying to break the clinch but Tonal is controlling him.
Tonal works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Tonal keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Man's efforts to push away.
Tonal digs a right hand underneath Man's ribcage. Man let out a lung full of air as it connected.#TD2#
Man is fighting off a takedown attempt but Tonal is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Man to the mat. Man regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Tonal showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Tonal postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Man wants to stand but Tonal is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tonal lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Tonal working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Man's head.
Tonal working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Tonal is working Man over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Man is looking to stand up but Tonal isn't so interested in that idea. #T1#
Tonal is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Man wants to get back to his feet but Tonal is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Tonal makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#ROC2#Man is rocked!
Tonal looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Oh Man is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tonal has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Tonal postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Man will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Tonal postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Man's head off the mat! Man is out! He's out! Tonal jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Brabus Tonal!

Event: Cobra Kai: No Mercy 11
Date: May 20, 2023

#R1#
Little One fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ransom.
Ransom avoids the head kick by Little One.
Little One throws a leg kick that is checked#TD#
and Ransom counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Little One is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Ransom not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Ransom stops Little One from standing up.
Ransom showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Ransom forces his way into half guard.
Ransom content to control rather than advance.
Ransom passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Little One!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Ransom working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Little One turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Ransom off and cradles Little One's limp body as Ransom celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Kolo Ransom!
A very excited looking Kolo Ransom made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: KIFC 69
Date: May 19, 2023

#R1#
McConnell defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cock Muncher.
Cock Muncher shoots in and drives through. McConnell sprawls well.
McConnell goes for a double leg but Cock Muncher avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cock Muncher continues to drive forward.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McConnell jumps guard but Cock Muncher stands there with McConnell around his waist. McConnell gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McConnell is trying to pull guard but Cock Muncher has him pressed against the cage.
Yuk Cock Muncher has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Michael McConnell .
McConnell prevents the takedown attempt.
McConnell blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
McConnell manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cock Muncher keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McConnell 's head.
Cock Muncher postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cock Muncher throws an elbow that misses. McConnell uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cock Muncher's guard. Nice move by McConnell !#REVB##T1#
Cock Muncher is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McConnell is controlling him.
Cock Muncher trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Cock Muncher might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#ES#
Cock Muncher scrambles and gets back to his feet.
McConnell throws a sloppy head kick #TD#
and Cock Muncher counters with a nice double leg into side control. McConnell won't be happy with that.
McConnell struggling a bit here.#T2#
McConnell dodges the ground and pound from Cock Muncher.
Cock Muncher is chipping away with strikes.
McConnell on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Cock Muncher scoring with punches and elbows.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cock Muncher works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.#ROC#McConnell is rocked!
McConnell sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Cock Muncher has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cock Muncher is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
McConnell is still in real trouble! Can Cock Muncher finish him?
Cock Muncher lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McConnell wants to improve his position but Cock Muncher is controlling well.
Cock Muncher scores with a big shot! McConnell 's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save McConnell ! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yuk Cock Muncher!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 15, 2023

#R1#
Yah doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Goodwin circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Goodwin counter with a right hand. #CL2#
Yah moves into range and clinches up with Goodwin.
Goodwin is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Yah keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Goodwin's efforts to push away.
Goodwin is trying to break free.
Yah drops down looking for an ankle pick but Goodwin pulls his leg out and moves away.
Goodwin scores with a jab.
Yah tries to clinch up.
Goodwin misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Yah clinches.
Goodwin is trying to break free.
Yah has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Goodwin avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Stuart Goodwin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gangyyy Yah.
Yah is working for takedown but Goodwin is calmly controlling the position for now.
Yah is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Goodwin is defending well.#T1#
Yah has Goodwin pressed against the cage, preventing Goodwin from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Yah is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Goodwin pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Goodwin prevents the takedown attempt.
Goodwin is looking to break free of the clinch but Yah has double underhooks.
Goodwin tries to break free but Yah pushes him back against the cage.
Yah is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Goodwin pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Goodwin wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #TD2#
Yah is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Goodwin can't fight it off and eventually Yah manages to take the fight to the floor. Goodwin looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Goodwin definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Yah trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Yah postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Yah trying to control the position from guard on top but Goodwin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yah missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T2#
Yah trying to control but Goodwin is working from the bottom.
Goodwin looking to hit a scissor sweep but Yah is one step ahead there.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Yah accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Yah looking to pass the guard.
Goodwin looking to hit a scissor sweep but Yah is one step ahead there.
Yah postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Yah won't allow Goodwin to sweep him here.
Yah has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T3#
Yah wants to pass the guard but Goodwin is keeping the position.
Goodwin trying to keep a closed guard but Yah is proving a slippery customer. #SUB2#
Yah drops back, looking for a kneebar! Goodwin looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Goodwin looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Goodwin! #REVR#
Yah sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Yah felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#SUB2#
Yah is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Goodwin pulls his head out easily. #ES2#
Yah kicks off Goodwin and gets to his feet.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Goodwin.
Yah tries to close the distance and clinch up but Goodwin swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Goodwin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Goodwin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Yah stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#T4##CL2#
Yah closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Yah is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yah keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Goodwin's efforts to push away.
Goodwin tries to break the clinch but Yah is controlling the position.
Goodwin can't break the clinch.
Goodwin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#TD2#
Yah wants the takedown. Goodwin is fighting it off but Yah persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Goodwin's guard against the cage.
Yah throws an elbow that misses. Goodwin uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Yah's guard. Nice move by Goodwin!#REVR#
Goodwin trying to control the position from guard on top but Yah is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Goodwin sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Yah's guard.
Goodwin wants to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Stuart Goodwin will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Yah moves forwards but Goodwin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Gangyyy Yah seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Goodwin takes a swing at Yah's ribcage but misses.
Goodwin throws a jab when Yah was well out of range.
Goodwin is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Goodwin with a jab.#CL2#
Yah gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Yah drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Goodwin has had enough of the clinch but Yah keeps him there for the moment.
Yah drops down looking for an ankle pick but Goodwin pulls his leg out and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yah is looking to clinch but Goodwin is avoiding it.
Goodwin bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Yah's head.
Yah doesn't manage to clinch there - Goodwin circles away.
Yah tries to clinch
and Goodwin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Goodwin connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Goodwin scores with a crisp jab that stopped Yah in his tracks. #CL2#
Yah moves into range and clinches up with Goodwin.#T1#
Yah wants a takedown but no success here.
Stuart Goodwin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gangyyy Yah.
Yah tries for a takedown. No joy.
Yah keeps control of Goodwin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Goodwin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Yah keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Goodwin's efforts to push away.
Goodwin tries to break the clinch but Yah is controlling the position. #TD2#
Yah has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Goodwin is trying to keep an underhook but Yah manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Goodwin scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Yah manages to mount him! #SUB2#
Yah goes for an armbar but Goodwin turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Goodwin. #SU#
Goodwin stands up from Yah's guard - Goodwin perhaps looking for a knockout. #T2#
The fight stays on the outside here - Yah looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Goodwin's corner calls for a 1-2. Goodwin obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Yah is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Yah gets a clinch.
Goodwin wants to get back to striking at distance but Yah won't allow it.
Goodwin is trying to break free.
Goodwin is pressed up against the cage. Yah has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Goodwin down to the mat. Goodwin avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Yah is looking to clinch but Goodwin is avoiding it.
Goodwin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yah manages to avoid it.
Goodwin lands with an uppercut that bounces Yah off the cage and back into range.
Goodwin circles away from the clinch attempt
and Goodwin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL2#
Yah darts in and clinches Goodwin up against the cage.
Goodwin is pressed up against the cage. Yah has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Goodwin down to the mat. Goodwin avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Goodwin misses with a body shot. #T3##CL2#
Yah moves into range and clinches up with Goodwin.#TD2#
Yah tightens his grip and picks Goodwin up, before dumping him to the ground. Goodwin manages to land in guard.

Goodwin pushes Yah off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Yah is looking to clinch but Goodwin is avoiding it.
Goodwin lands a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Goodwin. Yah does a little dance to reset his feet.
Goodwin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Yah can do to turn this around?
Goodwin slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#CL2#
Yah moves into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yah goes for a takedown in the clinch but Goodwin prevents it.
Yah keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Goodwin's efforts to push away.
Yah drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Yah tries for a takedown but Goodwin manages to get underhooks. #T4#
Goodwin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Yah has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Goodwin after a bit of a struggle.
Yah keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Goodwin's efforts to push away.
Goodwin is trying to push Yah away but Yah has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Goodwin is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Goodwin is looking to break free of the clinch but Yah has double underhooks.
Yah is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Goodwin is looking to break free of the clinch but Yah has double underhooks.
Yah has Goodwin pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Goodwin manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Goodwin is trying to break the clinch but Yah has him pressed against the cage.
Goodwin is trying to break the clinch but Yah has him pressed against the cage.
Goodwin wants to break free but Yah has control.
Yah tries for a takedown. No joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stuart Goodwin dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Yah ducks right into an uppercut from Goodwin. #CL2#
Goodwin tries to keep at a distance but Yah has taken the fight into the clinch.
Gangyyy Yah seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Yah prevents Goodwin from breaking the clinch.
Goodwin can't break the clinch.
Yah goes for a takedown attempt but Goodwin pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Goodwin is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Goodwin lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Yah tries to close the distance and clinch up but Goodwin swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A counter left hand to the body from Goodwin misses its target.
Yah tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Goodwin manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Yah has closed the distance and engaged Goodwin in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yah keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Goodwin's efforts to push away.
Goodwin is trying to break the clinch but Yah is controlling him.
A frustrated look appears on Goodwin's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Yah is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.#T1#
Goodwin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Yah has him pressed against the cage.
Goodwin tries to circle away but Yah has him pinned against the cage.
Goodwin is trying to push Yah away but Yah has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Goodwin gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Yah.
Stuart Goodwin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gangyyy Yah.
Goodwin is trying to break the clinch but Yah is controlling him.
Goodwin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Yah tries for a takedown but Goodwin manages to get underhooks.
Yah wants to take the fight to the mat but Goodwin manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Goodwin is looking to break free of the clinch but Yah has double underhooks.
Goodwin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Yah has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Goodwin is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Yah wants a takedown.
Yah takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Yah is looking for a takedown.
Stuart Goodwin is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Yah is looking for a takedown.
Yah is trying to drag Goodwin to the mat but Goodwin just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Goodwin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Yah has him pressed against the cage.
Goodwin is trying to force a seperation but Yah has the dominant position.
Yah tries for a takedown but Goodwin manages to get underhooks.
Yah drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #T3#
Goodwin is trying to break free.
Goodwin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Goodwin wants to get back to striking at distance but Yah won't allow it.
Yah goes for a takedown in the clinch but Goodwin prevents it.
Goodwin working hard to break the clinch.#TD2#
Yah has hold of one of Goodwin's legs. Goodwin is fighting the takedown attempt but Yah gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.#T4##SUB2#
Yah has gone for a leg lock! Goodwin slips out almost immediately though and dives into Yah's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Yah looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Goodwin passes into half guard. #ES2#
Yah kicks off Goodwin and gets to his feet.
Yah has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Goodwin finds it's way round the side to connect with Yah's head.
Yah darts in trying to clinch
and Goodwin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A punch lands to the side of Yah 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Yah tries to close the distance and clinch but Goodwin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gangyyy Yah has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Goodwin avoids the head kick by Yah.
Goodwin appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stuart Goodwin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Goodwin, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stuart Goodwin!
An out of breath and clearly excited Stuart Goodwin thanked Island clothing lite for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: WFC Hawaii 3
Date: May 13, 2023

#R1#
Jookiba fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jookiba gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Cock Muncher counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cock Muncher digs a good body shot into Jookiba's ribs.
Jookiba doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cock Muncher counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The Pdo Cock Muncher has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jumba Jookiba.
Jookiba doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cock Muncher counters with a big right hand! Oh Jookiba is in trouble here! Cock Muncher follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Pdo Cock Muncher!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 10, 2023

#R1#
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Bin Li fails with a takedown attempt.
Man connects with an inside leg kick.
A low kick lands for Man.
Bin Li takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Man throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Man throws a nice outside leg kick.
Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
Man pushes Bin Li away with a front kick.
Bin Li has a takedown stuffed.
Bin Li looks for a takedown but Man sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yang Bin Li. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man throws a nice head kick!
Man thuds his shin into the meat of Bin Li's side.#TD#
Bin Li scores with a takedown into Man's guard.#T1#
Man wants to get back to his feet but Bin Li is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #ES2#
Man kicks Bin Li off and gets to his feet.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.
Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Man is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bin Li is defended easily by Man.
A slapping leg kick lands for Man.
That Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Bin Li tries for a takedown but Man sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Man lands a high kick!
Man lands a head kick. Bin Li smiles back at him and beckons him forward. #T2#
Bin Li on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bin Li takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bin Li goes for a double leg but Man avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Man continues to drive forward.
Bin Li misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bin Li is looking for a takedown.#BC2#
Man breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Man moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Bin Li closes the distance and clinches up with Man, looking for a takedown. Bin Li pushes Man against the cage but Man circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Man thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bin Li if he has to take too many more of those.
Man scores with a head kick.
Bin Li has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Man.
Man throws a nice head kick!
Man thuds his shin into the meat of Bin Li's side.
Man feints and then cracks Bin Li's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bin Li down.
That Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Man thows a body kick. Bin Li tries to catch it but that hurt him. #T3#
Bin Li shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Man pinned against the cage. Man gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Man lands a head kick. Bin Li smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Bin Li takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Man throws a head kick that half lands.
Bin Li will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Man feints and then cracks Bin Li's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bin Li down.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bin Li.
Man thumps Bin Li with a low kick.
Good leg kick by Man.
Bin Li fails to land the takedown.
Bin Li shoots for a takedown but Man saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#T4#
Bin Li will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Man lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Bin Li shoots in for a double leg but Man sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bin Li is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man throws a leg kick which misses Bin Li's front leg but catches the back leg as Bin Li tries to avoid it.
Man lands with a kick to the temple. Bin Li shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Bin Li shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Man as he jumps to the side.
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from Bin Li, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A solid body kick from Man.
Bin Li takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bin Li takes a step back to recover.
Bin Li shoots in for a double leg but Man sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Man is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bin Li.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Man.
Bin Li tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That Man dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Man scores with a head kick. Bin Li tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Bin Li takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A chopping leg kick lands by Man.
Man lands a high kick!
Bin Li shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Man pinned against the cage. Man gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A low kick lands for Man.
Bin Li takes a kick to the side of the head.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Man - that will leave a mark!
That Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bin Li or perhaps it was just good defense by Man, which made it look bad.
Man thuds his shin into the meat of Bin Li's side.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bin Li sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.#T1#
Man lands with a kick to the temple. Bin Li shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from Bin Li, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yang Bin Li. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bin Li is trying hard to land a takedown here. Man sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Man scores with a kick to the midsection.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bin Li dives in and grabs Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Man pushes down on Bin Li's head and hops out.
Bin Li steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Man. That one must have hurt.
Bin Li takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Man with a nice calf kick.
Man connects with a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Man.
Yang Bin Li is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from Bin Li, before circling back to the center of the mat.#T2#
Man throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bin Li takes a kick to the side of the head.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bin Li fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Man goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bin Li goes for a double leg but Man avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Man continues to drive forward.
Bin Li is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Man keeps control of Bin Li as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #BC2#
Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bin Li shoots for a takedown but Man saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bin Li takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Man.
Bin Li tries for a takedown but Man sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.#T3#
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bin Li.
A low kick lands for Man.
Man delivers a nice body kick.
Man lands a high kick!
Man feints and then cracks Bin Li's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bin Li down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Bin Li down.
Bin Li tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Man swivels and escapes.
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick from Man lands but Bin Li takes it in his stride.
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bin Li steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Man. That one must have hurt.
Bin Li shoots for a double leg takedown but Man sprawls well. He's pushed Bin Li's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man with the inside leg kick.
No luck for Bin Li with that takedown attempt.
Bin Li chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Man can pounce on him. #T4#
Bin Li shoots for a double leg takedown but Man sprawls well. He's pushed Bin Li's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
Man lands a head kick!
Man scores with a push kick.
A head kick from Man lands but Bin Li takes it in his stride.
A head kick from Man lands but Bin Li takes it in his stride.
Man explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bin Li shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Man as he jumps to the side.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man connects with a high kick.
Man throws a head kick that Bin Li semi-blocks.
Nice sprawl there from Man as Bin Li shoots in.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
A chopping leg kick lands by Man.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.
Bin Li shoots in but no luck this time.
Man scoring well with a low kick there.
Bin Li fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.
Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bin Li's sensitive parts.
Man keeps Bin Li at a distance using the push kick.
Man scores with a head kick. Bin Li tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Bin Li shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Man sprawls well. Man wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Bin Li gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yang Bin Li. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bin Li.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Man plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#T1#
Nice sprawl there from Man as Bin Li shoots in.
A head kick from Man lands but Bin Li takes it in his stride.
Bin Li closes the distance and clinches up with Man, looking for a takedown. Bin Li pushes Man against the cage but Man circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A good leg kick by Man.
Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bin Li's sensitive parts.
Man lands with a kick to the temple. Bin Li shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bin Li takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bin Li fails with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bin Li.
Bin Li has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Man.
Man lands a leg kick that knocks Bin Li off balance momentarily.#T2#
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man with the inside leg kick.
Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bin Li stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
Bin Li shoots in for a takedown but Man shows good takedown defense.
Man tries a quick counter leg kick but Bin Li is wise to it.
Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Man with a nice calf kick.
Man stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Man wants it to stay on the feet.
Bin Li stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Man connects with a high kick.
A head kick from Man lands but Bin Li takes it in his stride.
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bin Li.
Bin Li looks for a takedown but Man sprawls well.#T3#
Man throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bin Li shoots in but no luck this time.
Bin Li shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Man sprawls well. Man wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Bin Li gets slowly back to his feet.
Bin Li on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Yang Bin Li has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bin Li.#TD#
Bin Li shoots in and bounces Man off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

Man pushes Bin Li off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Bin Li changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Man tries to avoid it but Bin Li manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Man to the ground. Man escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Man connects with a high kick. #T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!#TD#
Bin Li throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Man tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Bin Li is in Man's guard.

Man has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Bin Li is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Bin Li tries to stall but Man uses the opportunity to gain a better position. #BC2#
Man breaks the clinch.
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bin Li.
Bin Li throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A big left from Bin Li misses.
Man lands a high kick!
Bin Li dives in and grabs Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Man pushes down on Bin Li's head and hops out.
Bin Li on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Man. Man obviously looking to wear him down.
Man scores with a head kick. Bin Li tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bin Li closes this distance looking for a takedown but Man circles away.
Bin Li looks to land a body kick but Man moved away.
That Man is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Man with a nice calf kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
That Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Man winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 25:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 24:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... That Man!

Event: QFC Tournament 1143 Round 1
Date: May 06, 2023

#R1#
Nuts throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #CL2#
De Mierda closes the distance and clinches.
De Mierda tries a body shot but Nuts blocks it.
De Mierda tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC#
Nuts pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
De Mierda fails to land with a series of punches.
Nuts throws a combination that misses #CL2#
and De Mierda counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by De Mierda.
De Mierda can't find room to land a body shot as Nuts controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, De Mierda creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #BC#
Nuts manages to break the clinch.
Nuts throws a left and a right that both miss
and De Mierda counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT2#It looks like Deez Nuts has been cut.
De Mierda connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Nuts's hands.
De Mierda jabs Nuts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
De Mierda takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #CUT#It looks like Loco De Mierda has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
De Mierda scores with a crisp jab that stopped Nuts in his tracks. #CL2#
De Mierda gets a clinch.
Nuts tries to break the clinch but De Mierda is controlling the position. #BC2#
De Mierda breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T1#
De Mierda throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Nuts stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nuts swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and De Mierda counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nuts is breathing heavily.
De Mierda cracks Nuts with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
De Mierda dances in with a quick combination. Nuts is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from De Mierda snaps Nuts's head back. Nuts stumbles backwards against the cage. De Mierda steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Nuts's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Nuts just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Loco De Mierda!
A relieved looking Loco De Mierda thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: WFC New York 3
Date: Apr 30, 2023

#R1#
Camacho lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cock Muncher takes one on the button.#CUT#It looks like The Pdo Cock Muncher has been cut.
Cock Muncher slips under a jab.
Camacho looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Camacho scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cock Muncher doesn't seem bothered though.
Cock Muncher takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Camacho lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Camacho swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It seemed like Cock Muncher was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Camacho throws a right hand that Cock Muncher ducks under and follows up with a left that Cock Muncher also avoids with ease.
Camacho lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cock Muncher at a distance.
Cock Muncher pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Camacho fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cock Muncher misses with a combination
and Camacho connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Camacho throws out a powerful jab.
A jab from Camacho misses.
Camacho bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cock Muncher's head backwards.#T1#
Camacho jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Camacho lands with a nice body punch.
Camacho scores with a nice head shot.#ROC#Cock Muncher is rocked!
Camacho lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Cock Muncher - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Camacho!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Toni Camacho!
A relieved looking Toni Camacho thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: QFC Tournament 1141 Round 2
Date: Apr 26, 2023

#R1#
N Word misses with an uppercut
and Draskovich counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
N Word rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and N Word takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Draskovich catches N Word with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
N Word's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Draskovich connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! N Word scrambles back to his feet.
Draskovich with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Draskovich lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and N Word has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from N Word and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Draskovich lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Nice straight punches there by Draskovich. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Draskovich.
Draskovich lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Draskovich throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
N Word is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Draskovich throws a leg kick but N Word sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Draskovich comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
N Word misses with a right hand
and Draskovich counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
N Word swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Draskovich counters with a straight right hand.
Draskovich lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Draskovich.#T1#
Draskovich lands with a right hand.
Draskovich thuds a left hand into N Word's body.
N Word swings away with a body shot that misses
and Draskovich counters with a straight right hand.
A slow jab from N Word misses its intended target.
N Word thows a left - swing and a miss!
A little feinted left hand from Draskovich on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A left lands for Draskovich.
A shot to the body from N Word misses
and N Word takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Draskovich lands a jab to the head.
Draskovich wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Draskovich lands a straight punch to the body, keeping N Word at a distance.
Draskovich staying out of range there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
N Word is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
N Word swings widly with a right hand
and Draskovich counters with a stiff right hand.
N Word throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T2#
Draskovich lands with a good body shot.
Draskovich cracks N Word with a good jab.
N Word on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Draskovich scores with a jab. N Word acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Draskovich defending well as N Word loads up on a big left hand.
N Word walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
N Word takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Nice cross by Draskovich.
N Word swings widly with a right hand
and Draskovich counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Draskovich getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#ROC#N Word is rocked!
N Word throws a lazy uppercut
and Draskovich counters with a big right hand! Oh N Word is in trouble here! Draskovich follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Viktor Draskovich!
An out of breath Viktor Draskovich thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 25, 2023

#R1##KD#
Cock Muncher lands a left and a right that send Bowen crashing to the mat, dazed. Cock Muncher thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#Bowen is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Makebono Bowen has been cut.
Bowen looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Bowen moves to clinch but Cock Muncher breaks away
and Cock Muncher counters with a right hand to the body.
Bowen is still on wobbly legs! Can Cock Muncher finish him?
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Cock Muncher engages and cracks Bowen with a massive lead left hook - Bowen tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Cock Muncher is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). The Pdo Cock Muncher!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 25, 2023

#R1#
Man throws a nice head kick!
Brenda looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Brenda blocks a head kick by Man.
Man plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A head kick misses from Man.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brenda half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
That Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Man throws a sloppy head kick #CL#
and Brenda moves into the clinch.
Man gets underhooks to prevent Brenda's takedown attempt.
Man gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Brenda.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Brenda has him pressed against the cage.#T1#
Man wants to break the clinch but can't. #BC2#
Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Brenda takes a kick to the side of the head.
Man misses with a head kick.
Man throws a head kick that misses
and Brenda counters with a one-two to the body.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Man throws a nice head kick!
That Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Man throws a head kick that half lands. #T2#
Man lands a high kick!
Man is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Brenda blocks a head kick by Man.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
Man throws a sloppy head kick
and Brenda counters with a one-two to the body.
Man misses with a head kick.
Brenda seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Man plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A head kick from Man lands but Brenda takes it in his stride.
A head kick from Man lands but Brenda takes it in his stride.
Man connects with a leg kick.
Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
Brenda avoids the head kick by Man. #T3#
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
Brenda appears to be looking for a big counter.
A low kick from Man misses
and Brenda counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A head kick misses from Man.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
Man throws a head kick but Brenda moves out of range.
Brenda looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Brenda avoids the head kick by Man.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Brenda is defended easily by Man.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Brenda. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T4#
A head kick from Man lands but Brenda takes it in his stride.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Man throws a head kick that misses
and Brenda counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brenda blocks a head kick by Man.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
As Man looks to move away, Brenda throws a big counter combo but Man just gets out of the way.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That Man dominated that round.
That's time! Brenda's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Brenda avoids the head kick by Man.
Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Man fakes the leg kick and cracks Brenda in the body.
Brenda takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
Brenda seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
Man throws a nice head kick!
That Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Man throws a nice head kick!
A head kick from Man lands but Brenda takes it in his stride.
A head kick misses from Man.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Brenda seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick. #T1#
Brenda fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
Brenda takes a kick to the side of the head.
Man throws a head kick but Brenda moves out of range.
Brenda blocks a head kick by Man.
David Brenda is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Brenda's head.
Brenda misses with an attempted mid kick.
Man throws a nice head kick!
Brenda fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Man avoids it really well and circles away.#T2#
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Brenda is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Man.
Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head kick misses from Man.
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Man leaves Brenda with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Brenda. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It looked like Brenda was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt. #T3#
Brenda avoids the head kick by Man.
Brenda appears to be looking for a big counter.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Brenda tries to counter by clinching up but Man breaks away and moves out of range.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick by Man misses
and Brenda counters with a one-two to the body.
Brenda avoids the head kick by Man.
Brenda went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Brenda throws out a leg kick but Man moves out of range and Brenda only half commits.
Man pushes Brenda away with a front kick.
A head kick misses from Man.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Brenda has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Man.
Man throws a head kick but Brenda moves out of range.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brenda tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Man manages to circle out of the way.#T4#
Brenda blocks a head kick by Man.
Brenda on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Man. Man obviously looking to wear him down.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man throws a low kick but it's checked well by Brenda.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man scores with a head kick. Brenda tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick from Man lands but Brenda takes it in his stride.
Brenda avoids the head kick by Man.
Brenda closes the distance and clinches up with Man, looking for a takedown. Brenda pushes Man against the cage but Man circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Man throws a big counter head kick but Brenda avoids it with no problem.
Man throws a nice head kick!
Man throws a head kick that misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brenda appears to be looking for a big counter.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Man lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Brenda shoots in for a takedown but Man shows good takedown defense.
Man with the counter takedown but Brenda avoids it easily.
Man lands a high kick!
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
Brenda appears to be looking for a big counter.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A head kick misses from Man.
It looked like Brenda was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Brenda shoots in and drives through. Man sprawls well.
A head kick from Man lands but Brenda takes it in his stride. #T1#
Man misses with a head kick.
It looked like Brenda was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Man throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Brenda's head.
Man scores with a head kick. Brenda tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Brenda. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Man throws a head kick but Brenda moves out of range.
A head kick from Man lands but Brenda takes it in his stride.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man lands a head kick. Brenda smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Man connects with an inside leg kick.
Man plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T2#
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man blocks a head kick by Brenda.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Brenda moves out of range easily.
Brenda appears to be looking for a big counter.
Brenda fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Brenda. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man throws a head kick but Brenda moves out of range.
Brenda changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Man in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
No luck for Brenda with that takedown attempt.
Man scores with a head kick. Brenda tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Brenda takes a kick to the side of the head.
Man pivots, looking for a leg kick but Brenda is out of range and Man settles back down. #T3#
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Man throws a leg kick that misses.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Man.
Man throws a nice head kick!
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Brenda seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Brenda is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A head kick misses from Man.
A bone on bone clash there as Brenda blocks the leg kick.
Brenda half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Brenda half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
As Man tries to get set, Brenda tries to push him back and clinch up but Man manages to avoid the attempt.
Man connects with a leg kick. #T4#
Man scores with a leg kick.
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Brenda.
Brenda blocks a head kick by Man.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Man misses with a head kick.
Brenda is looking for a counter combo.
Brenda checks a low kick from Man.
Brenda feinted with a counter takedown.
Man throws a lazy head kick
and Brenda counters with a three punch combo that has Man backing up. Man nods at Brenda to acknowledge the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man throws a head kick but Brenda moves out of range.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brenda throws a big counter combination but Man scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brenda went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

And that's the end of the fight!
That Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Man winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 25:30
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 25:30
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... That Man!

Event: QFC Tournament 1141 Round 1
Date: Apr 25, 2023

#R1##CL2#
Hanz has N Word up against the cage in a clinch.
N Word is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hanz leaning against his opponent.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#TD2#
Hanz decides to pull guard.
Hanz has a closed guard, preventing N Word from standing up. #SUB2#
N Word avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Hanz is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hanz pulls N Word in close to prevent any damage. #T1#
N Word wants to get up but he can't break Hanz's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hanz looking for a sweep. Not yet Hanz, not yet.
Hanz really doesn't want to stay on the ground with N Word. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hanz pulls N Word in close to prevent any damage. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Hanz shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has N Word pinned against the cage. N Word gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
N Word swats away the attempt to clinch by Hanz.
N Word really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hanz.
Hanz slips under a jab.
N Word connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hanz defending well as N Word loads up on a big left hand.
Hanz tries to counter by closing the distance.
Hanz fails with a takedown attempt.
It looked like N Word was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Dat N Word has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Henry Hanz.
Hanz goes for a double leg but N Word avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as N Word continues to drive forward.
The fighters circling - N Word throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
N Word swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dat N Word seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
N Word jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hanz is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
N Word throws a series of punches but Hanz moves out of range.
Hanz is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.#T3#
Hanz shoots in looking for a takedown but N Word manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hanz's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
N Word misses with a body shot.
N Word loads up on a big right hand but Hanz slips the punch.
Hanz with a lazy takedown attempt
and N Word counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
N Word misses the jab.
Hanz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from N Word.#CL2#
Hanz has closed the distance and engaged N Word in a clinch.
Hanz tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. N Word just stands there and leans against the cage.
Hanz goes for a takedown attempt but N Word pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hanz slips a jab from N Word.
Hanz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice takedown defense from N Word. No joy for Hanz on that attempt.
Dat N Word is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T4#
Hanz takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT#It looks like Henry Hanz has been cut.
N Word throws an overhand right that lands on Hanz's shoulder, as Hanz tries to avoid the shot. #TD2#
Hanz dives in and scores a takedown into N Word's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hanz working some strikes from top position.
N Word is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Hanz is controlling him.
Hanz working some strikes from top position.
N Word wants to get back to his feet but Hanz is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hanz lands a couple of decent looking shots.
N Word is looking to stand up but Hanz isn't so interested in that idea.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dat N Word dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Henry Hanz's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Hanz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as N Word throws out the jab.
N Word throws a hook but Hanz avoids it easily.
N Word jabbing away but nothing is landing.
N Word throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
N Word throws a right and a left that both miss.
N Word misses with a looping left.
Hanz wants to counter with a clinch but N Word pushes him away.
N Word missing with a left hand there. Hanz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hanz fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but N Word avoids it really well and circles away.
A little feinted left hand from N Word on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
N Word looks to land a right hand but Hanz moved out of range.
N Word tries to bum rush Hanz with a series of wild strikes but Hanz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Henry Hanz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hanz shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#T1#
Hanz tries to close the distance and clinch but N Word swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
N Word is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
N Word looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hanz fails with a takedown attempt.
A little feinted left hand from N Word on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dat N Word has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Henry Hanz.
N Word misses with an uppercut. Hanz saw that one coming.
N Word throws a poor cross that misses #CL2#
and Hanz counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Hanz.
Hanz has N Word pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. N Word manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
N Word is trying to break the clinch but Hanz has him pressed against the cage.
N Word is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hanz can do to turn this around?
N Word wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hanz has him pressed against the cage.
N Word wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hanz has him pressed against the cage.#BC2#
Hanz breaks from the clinch.
Hanz blocks a jab.
Hanz wants to counter the offense by N Word and move into the clinch position.#T2#
N Word misses with a right hand #CL2#
and Hanz counters by moving into the clinch.
Hanz lands a good knee to the midsection. N Word won't want to take too many of those.#TD2#
Hanz gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, N Word regains guard.
N Word is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Hanz trying to control the position from guard on top but N Word is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hanz's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
N Word wants to stand and escape but Hanz is having none of it.
N Word will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hanz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
N Word has momentary wrist control but Hanz slips an elbow through the middle.
Hanz with a nice head shot there.
N Word is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T3#
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Hanz tries to free his leg and advance position but N Word is retaining full guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Hanz shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as N Word sprawls well. N Word wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hanz gets slowly back to his feet.
Hanz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from N Word.
N Word slaps away a takedown attempt from Hanz, before circling back to the center of the mat.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#TD2#
Hanz gets a takedown into half guard.#ES#
N Word manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Hanz keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
N Word is trying to break the clinch but Hanz has him pressed against the cage.
N Word has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC2#
Hanz breaks the clinch.
Hanz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#CL2#
Hanz instigates a clinch.
Hanz tries to pull guard but N Word forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Hanz tries a knee to the head but N Word blocks it.
N Word takes an elbow to the forehead.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dat N Word will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Henry Hanz's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
N Word swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hanz counters with a three punch combo that has N Word backing up. N Word nods at Hanz to acknowledge the strikes.
Hanz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from N Word.
Hanz tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
N Word misses with a hook to the body
and Hanz counters with a left to the body. #CL2#
Hanz rushes N Word and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hanz prevents N Word from breaking the clinch.
Hanz keeps the fight in the clinch, despite N Word's efforts to push away.
N Word blocks the elbow strike.
N Word is trying to break free.#BC#
N Word's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hanz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from N Word.
A jab from N Word misses.
Hanz steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from N Word.
Hanz defending well as N Word loads up on a big left hand.
Hanz blocks a jab.#T1##CL2#
Hanz has N Word up against the cage in a clinch. #TD2#
Hanz jumps into guard, dragging N Word to the mat. #SU#
N Word gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Hanz tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but N Word swivels and escapes.
N Word misses with a hook.
Hanz tries to close the distance and clinch but N Word swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
N Word stuffs the takedown attempt from Hanz. Hanz gets slowly back to his feet.
N Word is looking to counter punch.
N Word throws a hook to the side of Hanz's head but Hanz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
N Word circles away from the clinch attempt.
N Word misses with a body shot. #T2#
Hanz moves out of range of the strikes.
Hanz avoids the body shot from N Word.
Hanz shoots for a double leg takedown but N Word sprawls well. He's pushed Hanz's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Dat N Word has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Henry Hanz.
N Word misses with a straight left. #CL2#
Hanz closes the distance and clinches.
Hanz tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Hanz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hanz is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
N Word wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hanz has him pressed against the cage.
Hanz jumps guard but N Word stands there with Hanz around his waist. Hanz gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hanz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hanz jumps guard but N Word turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
N Word wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Hanz tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. N Word just stands there and leans against the cage.
N Word wants to get back to striking at distance but Hanz won't allow it. #T3#
Hanz is struggling to control the position.
N Word wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
N Word wants to break free but Hanz has control.
N Word is pressed up against the cage. Hanz has hold of a leg and is looking to drag N Word down to the mat. N Word avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
N Word throws the left hand but Hanz avoids the punch easily.
Hanz shoots for a takedown but N Word saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hanz staying out of range there.
N Word throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hanz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by N Word.
Hanz shoots in looking for a takedown. N Word tries to sprawl out of it but Hanz keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. N Word manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. #T4#
N Word throws a jab when Hanz was well out of range.
N Word loads up on a big right hand but Hanz slips the punch.
N Word waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hanz.
Hanz tries to counter with a clinch but N Word shakes him off and moves away.
N Word throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hanz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
N Word fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hanz tries to counter by closing the distance.
N Word stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and N Word wants it to stay on the feet.
Henry Hanz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
N Word looks to land a right hand but Hanz moved out of range.
Hanz misses with a looping left.
A jab from N Word misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
N Word misses with a double jab.
Dat N Word is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hanz shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dat N Word showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for N Word, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight for Dat N Word!
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight for Dat N Word!
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight for Dat N Word!

Dat N Word wins by unanimous decision!

Event: WCMMA Fight Night 3
Date: Apr 20, 2023

#R1##TD#
Cartier darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Cartier perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Cartier stops Cock Muncher from getting back to his feet.
Cartier perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Cock Muncher is trying to stand up here but Cartier is controlling him well.
Cartier wants to free his trapped foot but Cock Muncher is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Cartier looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB#
Cartier is trying to work for a kimura but Cock Muncher is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Cartier is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Cock Muncher has managed to free his arm - good work. #T1##SUB#
Cartier is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Cock Muncher has managed to free his arm - good work.
Cartier not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cartier lands strikes from half guard.#SUB#
Cartier is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB#
Cartier is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Cock Muncher doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Cartier.
Cartier performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cartier wants to pass the guard but Cock Muncher is defending well.
Cartier is trying to control the action in half guard but Cock Muncher is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Cock Muncher on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Cartier looks to land a strike but Cock Muncher avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Cartier throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartier stops Cock Muncher from standing up.
Cock Muncher keeping full guard, as Cartier tries to pass.
Cartier trying to control the position from guard on top but Cock Muncher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Cartier postures up in Cock Muncher's guard and throws a big left but Cock Muncher blocks it. #SUB#
Cartier thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Cartier missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartier wants to control from the top but Cock Muncher keeps moving.
Cartier trying to move into half guard but instead Cock Muncher has managed to sweep!#REVB#
Cartier is trying to keep Cock Muncher in close. #SU2#
Cock Muncher gets to his feet. Cartier looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #T4#
Cartier dodges the punch combination from Cock Muncher.
Cartier doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cock Muncher counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartier thinking.
Cartier with a poor takedown
and Cock Muncher connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cartier goes for a double leg but Cock Muncher avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cock Muncher continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ray Cartier. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartier is looking to take this one to the mat.
Cock Muncher jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cartier walks away with a smile on his face. Cock Muncher gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cartier moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cartier misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but The Pdo Cock Muncher will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Cartier gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Cock Muncher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#KD2#
Cock Muncher lands a left and a right that send Cartier crashing to the mat, dazed. Cock Muncher thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#Cartier is rocked!
Cock Muncher is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Cock Muncher shuts the power down on Cartier. Lights out, game over! Cock Muncher is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). The Pdo Cock Muncher!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 20, 2023

#R1#
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Neves moves out of range easily.
Neves takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Man lands a high kick!
Man looks for the body kick but Neves saw that one coming.
Man throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man lands a head kick. Neves smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A slapping leg kick lands for Man.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Man throws a head kick but Neves moves out of range.
Neves appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Man scores with a head kick.
Neves could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Man plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#TD#
Neves fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Man to the ground. Neves is now in Man's guard.
Neves not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Neves trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T1#
Neves looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Man is looking to stand up but Neves isn't so interested in that idea.
Neves not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Neves might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Man wants to stand but Neves is controlling the position.
Neves sitting in guard, not really doing much. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Neves takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Man scores with a head kick.
Man throws a head kick but Neves moves out of range.
Neves tries to counter with a takedown but Man is quick to defend against it.#T2##TD#
Neves shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Man looks winded!
Man wants to get back to his feet.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Neves in particular looking to stall.
Man looks like he's trying to stand up.
Man is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Neves trying to pass the guard but Man defending well.
Man is staying active underneath Neves, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Neves prevents Man from standing back up.
Neves controlling the action here.
Man is trying to stand back up but Neves is controlling him #SUB#
Neves is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Man tries to kick Neves off but Neves keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Neves is trying to control. Man wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Man is looking to escape.
Neves controlling the action here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Neves maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Man could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Neves has cracked it and Man is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Neves!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Raul Neves!

Event: Cobra Kai: No Mercy 6
Date: Apr 15, 2023

#R1#
Festa throws a looping overhand right but Little One ducks down to avoid it.
Little One fails to land with a series of punches.
Festa throws a series of punches but Little One avoids them all with ease.
Festa steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Little One. That one must have hurt.
Little One with the inside leg kick.
Little One scoring well with a low kick there.
Little One plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#CUT2#It looks like Gianluca Festa has been cut.#TD#
Festa gets the takedown into side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Little One is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Festa is controlling him well.
Festa advances to full mount.
Little One is trying to stand up.#T1##SUB#
Festa is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Little One can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Festa controlling from mount.
Little One wants to try and get back to his feet.
Festa controlling from mount.
Little One wants to try and get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Festa wants to take his opponent's back but Little One doesn't allow it. #T2#
Little One trying desperately to get to his feet.
Festa lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.#SUB#
Festa with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Little One wants to try and get back to his feet.
Festa controlling the position easily from mount.
Little One is trying to stand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Festa trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.#T3#
Little One is trying to stand.
Festa landing strikes from the mount and Little One is in trouble!
Festa controlling his opponent.
Festa with the ground and pound from mount.
Little One has given up his back, trying to stand up. Not clever.#SUB#
Festa has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Little One is in real trouble here. Festa gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Little One is tapping out! Festa wins by rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Gianluca Festa!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 14, 2023

#R1#
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Snake tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Snake blocks a head kick by Man.
Man throws a head kick but Snake moves out of range. #CL#
Snake gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Snake's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Snake misses with a takedown attempt - Man sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A head kick misses from Man.
Man looks winded!
Snake shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Man defends it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Snake.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Snake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snake shoots for a double leg takedown but Man sprawls well. He's pushed Snake's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Man looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.#T1#
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #CL#
Snake clinches with his opponent.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Snake.
Snake keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Man's efforts to push away.
Man looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Man working hard to break the clinch.
Snake fails to pull guard. #BC#
Snake breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Snake moves out of range easily. #T2#
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from Snake, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Snake is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Man throws a head kick but Snake moves out of range.
Man is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Snake darts in looking for a takedown but Man gets double underhooks and turns Snake into the cage.
Snake crunches a lovely knee into Man's ribcage.
Snake has Man pressed against the cage. #BC#
Snake breaks from the clinch. #T3#
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snake catches Man with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Snake moves out of range easily.
Snake changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Man tried to score with a low kick but Snake checks it.
Man stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Man wants it to stay on the feet.
Man with the inside leg kick.
Man throws a nice outside leg kick.
Snake blocks a head kick by Man. #CL#
Snake moves into the clinch successfully.
Man wants to get back to striking at distance but Snake won't allow it. #TD#
Snake jumps guard and drags Man to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back. #SU2#
Snake is working an open guard so Man takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#T4#
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Snake connects with a leg kick.
Man throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Snake's head.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As Man tries to get set, Snake tries to push him back and clinch up but Man manages to avoid the attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snake is trying hard to land a takedown here. Man sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A solid body kick from Man.
That Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Snake moves out of range easily.
Man ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Snake closes this distance looking for a takedown but Man circles away.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Snake is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Man.
Snake fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Man avoids it really well and circles away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That Man dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Good leg kick by Man.
Snake tries for a takedown but Man sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Man stuffs the takedown.
Man throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
That Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Man misses with a head kick.
No luck for Snake with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Snake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snake misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Snake drops down looking for a counter takedown but Man sprawls and moves away.
Man throws a head kick but Snake moves out of range.
Snake fails with the takedown.#T1#
Man lands a head kick!
Snake shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Man defends it nicely.
Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
John Snake is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snake fails in his attempt to clinch.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Snake throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Man throws a head kick but Snake moves out of range.
Snake tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Man manages to circle out of the way.#CL#
Man gets tackled into the cage by Snake. Snake maintains the clinch.
Snake dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.#T2#
Snake struggles to land a body shot inside as Man controls his hands.
Man looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Snake goes for a takedown attempt but Man pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Man throws a head kick but Snake moves out of range.
Snake blocks a head kick by Man.
Snake fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Snake sets himself, and Man steps forward looking for the clinch! Snake avoids it this time.
Snake tries to score a power double leg takedown but Man sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Snake somewhat.#T3#
Snake doesn't manage to clinch there - Man circles away.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snake goes for a double leg but Man avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Man continues to drive forward.
Snake keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Man's efforts to push away.
Snake wants to take the fight to the mat but Man manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Man is trying to break the clinch but Snake is controlling him.
Snake is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Man gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Man can't break the clinch. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#BC#
Snake breaks the clinch.
Man throws a head kick that Snake semi-blocks.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Snake takes a kick to the side of the head.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Snake.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#CL#
Snake gets a clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Snake fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Man is trying to push Snake away but Snake has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Man plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Snake shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Man defends it nicely.
Man misses with a head kick.
Snake misses with a takedown attempt - Man sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Man.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Man in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Snake blocks a head kick by Man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Snake moves into range and clinches up with Man.
Snake jumps guard but Man turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Snake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Snake tries to throw a body punch but Man avoids it by throwing Snake back against the cage.
Man is trying to push Snake away but Snake has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#T1#
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Snake takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Snake keeps control of Man as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Man wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Snake has him pressed against the cage.
Snake is working for takedown but Man is calmly controlling the position for now.
Snake tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Man is trying to break free.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Man tries to break the clinch but Snake is controlling the position.
Man is trying to push Snake away but Snake has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Snake tries to pull guard but Man holds him up against the cage and eventually Snake drops back down to his feet.
Snake has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Man after a bit of a struggle.
Man is trying to break free.
Man tries to break the clinch but Snake is controlling the position. #BC#
Snake manages to break the clinch. #T3#
Snake pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
As Man tries to get set, Snake tries to push him back and clinch up but Man manages to avoid the attempt.
Man misses with a head kick.
Snake lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A head kick misses from Man.
Snake blocks a head kick by Man.
Man throws a head kick but Snake moves out of range.
Snake misses with a wild body shot.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Snake avoids the head kick by Man.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Snake is looking to counter the offense by Man and move into the clinch.
Snake tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Man swivels and escapes.
Snake throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Man misses with a head kick. #T4#
Man lands a high kick!
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Snake blocks a head kick by Man. #CL#
Snake closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Man working hard to break the clinch.#BC#
Snake breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snake throws a sloppy head kick and Man moves out of range easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Man.
Snake looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Snake blocks a head kick by Man.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
John Snake has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That Man is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Snake throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

And that's the end of the fight!
That Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Man winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... That Man!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 10, 2023

#R1##TD#
Lambert shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Cock Muncher is trying to defend but Lambert finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Lambert is trying to control the action in half guard but Cock Muncher is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Lambert stops Cock Muncher from getting back to his feet.
Lambert is trying to control. Cock Muncher wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Lambert is stalling here. Cock Muncher is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Lambert seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Cock Muncher has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work. #SU2#
Cock Muncher stands up and we're back to a striking position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The crowd cheers as Cock Muncher lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lambert doesn't seem phased though.
No joy there for Cock Muncher, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #T1##KD2#
Cock Muncher lands a left and a right that send Lambert crashing to the mat, dazed. Cock Muncher thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#CUT2#It looks like Randle Lambert has been cut.#KD2#
Cock Muncher lands a big uppercut and Lambert crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Lambert looks OK. Cock Muncher waves Lambert back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#TD#
Cock Muncher gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Lambert could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Lambert scoring with punches to the head and body.
Lambert stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cock Muncher swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lambert trying to control the position from guard on top but Cock Muncher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Lambert prevents Cock Muncher from getting back to his feet.
Lambert trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Lambert is in close to Cock Muncher's body, working some short punches and elbows.#ES2#
Cock Muncher wriggles free and stands up. #KD2#
Cock Muncher lands a big uppercut and Lambert crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Lambert looks OK. Cock Muncher waves Lambert back to his feet!
Cock Muncher lands a body shot. #T3##KD2#
Cock Muncher lands a big right hand that sends Lambert crashing to the mat! Cock Muncher stays standing though and waves Lambert back to his feet!#ROC2#Lambert is rocked!
Cock Muncher lands with a shot to the body.
Lambert is breathing heavily.
Cock Muncher lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Lambert falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). The Pdo Cock Muncher!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 09, 2023

#R1##CL#
Yah takes the fight into the clinch.
Matthews is looking for a takedown.#TD#
Yah gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Matthews gets back to full guard.
Yah trying to control the position from guard on top but Matthews is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Yah accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Matthews is adopting a defensive guard.
Yah has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Yah is pushing down on Matthews's leg trying to pass to half guard. Matthews is fighting to maintain full guard but Yah has managed to sneak the leg through.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yah looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Matthews wants to control but Yah is keeping busy. #SUB#
Yah is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB#
Yah is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Matthews defends it well. #T1#
Matthews manages to get to full guard. #SUB2#
Matthews looking for a guillotine here but Yah defends easily.
Matthews trying to keep a closed guard but Yah is proving a slippery customer. #SUB2#
Matthews working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Yah doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Yah manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Yah pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Matthews is keeping the position for now. #T2#
Yah throws a big right hand that misses.
Yah trying to control the position from guard on top but Matthews is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Matthews is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Yah defends well.#SUB2#
Matthews is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Yah thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Yah stopping the sweep attempt from Matthews.
Matthews has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #SUB#
Yah drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Yah jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #T3#
Yah loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Matthews is on top in guard. #REVB##SUB#
Yah is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Matthews defends well.#SUB#
Yah looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Matthews forces his way into half guard.
Matthews is pressing down on Yah's thigh, looking to free his foot. Yah is holding on for now. #SUB#
Yah looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Yah is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Matthews pulls his head out easily. #T4##SUB2#
Matthews seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Yah is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Hugh Matthews!

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