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Alfred Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 29 minutes ago, actionjackson said: --- ..- .-. / -.. .- -.-- / --- ..-. / ... .-- . . - / ...- .. -.-. - --- .-. -.-- / .. ... / -.-. --- -- .. -. --. .-.-.- Aol vusf aopun jvtpun pz aol avahs huk baaly huupopshapvu vm fvby alht. Jvtyhkl Ndhk pz hivba av qvpu opz svcly Ipssf pu aol nbshn huk aoha dpss il aoha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 hour ago, gwad12345 said: Даже ты, товарищ? Du und, kumpel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 ALFRED'S KAMPF Chapter 4: Indoctrination Based on shocking testimony from a inside source, we delve into the origin and innerworkings of Alfredmacht. As soon as his conscription was complete, Alfred, hand in hand (literally), with top Commandant Christopher Karter, systematically set about brainwashing his recruits (henceforth referred to as victims) to fit his reprehensible worldview. Our source tells us that the harrowing ordeal began with listening to several hours of Kanye West over a loudspeaker followed by a three-hour lecture by Commandant Karter exploring in minute detail Herr Nick Fuentes’ opinion that sex with women is gay, before concluding largely sympathetic to Fuentes' view (or, as Karter put it, at least in the case of biological women). Afterward commenced a series of menial mental and physical tasks designed to break the spirit of even the most resolute among them. Upon completion of the curriculum, victims had only to clear a mandatory prostate exam (two in the case of Mannetosen who insisted not to have been confident in the results of the first) before goosestepping into full membership of the perfidious organization. Rumors of sexual improprieties against the victims during the indoctrination process could not be corroborated but leaked images of the Fuhrer and Commandant Karter salivating as victims are seen practicing the downward dog have done little to dampen suspicions. One also wonders if ‘thou doth protest too much’ as members of Alfred’s camp hurl baseless accusations against Team GWad and inexplicably denigrate the good name of the greatest president in American history, Joseph Robinette Biden. The end result is clear as day. Their scientifically developed curriculum has, for reasons not yet fully understood, successfully erased victims’ command of English and transformed previously sound minds into mush. The world waits with bated breath to see if, once GWad has secured the unconditional surrender of Alfred and his top Commandant, there’s any chance at rehabilitation for the victims. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbo Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnával! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 Crazy Horse Media Wow, all this multi-lingual back and forth has been incredible! A real show of what global co-operation looks like. In the spirit of the harmony so obviously front and centre of this discussion, Crazy Horse Media would like to present the post fight speech of our entrant to the LOM. Due to his fluency in English, German, Dutch, Luxembourgish, French, Portuguese, Hokkien, and Swahili, we trust we do not have to provide any further translation services. Some say he's watched "The Lion King" 1,780 times, and that he has a full sized tattoo of his face... on his face. All we know is, he's called The SHIG: "..." Wow! So profound, thank you for sharing that wisdom with us. It really gave us insight into your thought process during your fight, leaving your alleged formula 1 career behind (not just go-karts, thanks Butch), the future of Bitcoin pricing, and also what Boris Johnson's hair gets up to when he's not in the public eye. Tune in next time for The SHIG's special comments on inflation, Mannetosen's strange infatuation with Jason Hopson, and how Gwad and Billy have continued their love affair in secret outside of the show. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Daudy said:Tune in next time for The SHIG's special comments on inflation, Mannetosen's strange infatuation with Jason Hopson, and how Gwad and Billy have continued their love affair in secret outside of the show. Can we get this episode fast? I’m genuinely curious as to why Tosen is so obsessed with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 League of Madness Week 4 Preview Team Alfred now up 5-1 have as the Tension begin to heat up in the CFC training facilities. There is still plenty of time for Gwad and his lads to get back in this, but they will need to do so without there #1 pick SHW Temujin Namkhai. Meanwhile Fellow #1 pick Dante McGinley made his statement loud and clear, with his TKO victory over Temujin. As for the Bantamweights F1 racer has Gaston Juncker did not like me calling him a Go Kart racer one bit, and he took it out on Adrian Karlsson with a 1rst round Rear Naked choke with just 3 seconds left on the clock. So now we are back on the grind as the fighters have just finished another week of intense training, it's now time for the Fight Announcements for week 4. Alfred: First fight at Super Heavyweight team Gwads Brock Lesnar will meet Oliver Hardy, Phil Sprintin: Lets go Hardy, you fat f$$K! Hardy who just downed 7 double baconator's, lets loose a thinderous belch as he heads to a stare down with the Brock Lesnar. Alfred: Are second fight will be the fight I will personally most enjoy, Phil Sprintin get over here Alfred: Phil will face Pollo Alfredo. Pollo has a slight look of surprise but then smiles and fist bumps his manager and Head Coach Gwad. As the two fighters exchange a few words Sprintin who is seen hotboxing his Marlboro blows a cloud of smoke at Alfredo, who is having none of it. The two competitors have a brief scuffle, but cooler heads prevail, and the fighters then play a game of rock, paper, scissors. vs Phil Sprintin Pollo Alfredo Fight Analysis Phil Sprintin is another virtual unknown in MMA, as he has yet to fight in the cage. One thing is for sure though he trains with some pretty damn good fighters down at Gonzasco Hydropathy . Sprintin though looks to have some decent boxing skills from what I have seen at the CFC Training facilities. His hometown is also unknown, every time I ask him where his birthplace was, he just says "MURCIA". Don't let the grey hair and Tie fool ya folks, Phil is one badass Mudder Fooker! Pollo Alfredo is Coached by Gwad himself and was handpicked to represent GWad's Playpen in this competition. Alfredo is a BJJ Brown belt and has a rapidly improving Wrestling pedigree. Alfredo took a Majority decision over the Joyful God Wishes Alfred Dead in his first pro fight. Now this very Determined young Argentinian grappler will look to show the world how talented he truly is, Olay! This is a big fight this weekend, although both are very important in terms of getting control of the picks next week. Also Team Gwads very own prodigy takes to the cage as a hand-picked opponent. This looks to come down to the Wrestling here, who has the better of the two competitors? Will soon find out! vs Oliver Hardy Brock Lesnar Fight Analysis Oliver Hardy was known to have quality Wrestling coming out of a Local High School in the State of Georgia. However, he put his Hands on full Display in His LOM trial's appearance in November, knocking out John Candy in Round 1. To go with that punching power Hardy has a hell of chin from what I hear as well. "The Lardass Hardass" will represent the Monkey Magic fight camp outta London and come fight night the Lardass will be Hungrier than ever. Brock Lesnar is a former Ukrainian Gynecologist with two left testicles, and this will be Brocks Pro MMA Debut. Brock's known attributes around the London Elite Gym has been his stellar Boxing, which looked clean and impactful in the training sessions today. If anyone can get Team Gwad back in control of the Hamma! It has to be Black Brock Lesanr from Ukraine, Ukraine. After watching Hardy's Trial fight there is a bit of wonder, and mystery behind his gameplan surely. Is he a Striker or is he bringing the Thunda? Is Brock coming in with the Death Punch or does he have something up his sleeve? Set the Alarm Gents Tomorrow night at the Hard Knocks Arena in New York City! LOM Week 4 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbo Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 Hardy win by KO. First round 03:10. Give or take a few seconds. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 Did the other team forget they had a fight on again? This is turning out a bit like TUF with the lopsided domination. EDIT: Phil Sprintin is so handsome 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 Jesse James Hopson: WHAT IN TARNATION?! I’m going to have to go back to camp and start to crack the whip… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 League of Madness 3 Week 4 results Bantamweights Phil Sprintin Def Pollo Alfredo Round 1 TKO 0:42 Super Heavyweights Oliver Hardy Def Brock Lesnar Round 1 TKO 0:59 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 Week 5 Fight Announcements We are now at the halfway point of the opening round and Team Alfred is up 7-1. Team Gwad still has some big names up there so let's see if they can get back in this! Bantamweight fight Michael Doigeland (Team Alfred) vs Naruto Uzumaki (Team Gwad) Super Heavyweight Fight Lenny King (Team Alfred) vs Kadaris Thibodeaux(Team Gwad) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 About to be 7-3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxtremeT13 Posted January 23, 2023 Report Share Posted January 23, 2023 Might want to shoot for 7-2 before you get all Willy nilly with the 7-3 talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 24, 2023 Report Share Posted January 24, 2023 On 1/23/2023 at 11:31 AM, XxxtremeT13 said: Might want to shoot for 7-2 before you get all Willy nilly with the 7-3 talk. Awwww master Tessin! You still play? I have a soft spot for you so I won’t talk shit. I hope you do well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxtremeT13 Posted January 24, 2023 Report Share Posted January 24, 2023 42 minutes ago, KingofConsent said: Awwww master Tessin! You still play? I have a soft spot for you so I won’t talk shit. I hope you do well. Well hell. I didn’t know I had fans. Hahaha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticStryder Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 Correct me if I am wrong but I believe we have yet to see a fighter wearing their teams official uniform lose to an un-uniformed fighter! In fact I believe that NO CHOMO t-shirt is still undefeated! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, CelticStryder said: Correct me if I am wrong but I believe we have yet to see a fighter wearing their teams official uniform lose to an un-uniformed fighter! In fact I believe that NO CHOMO t-shirt is still undefeated! What you say is true, the No chomo shirt is undefeated. However, I believe Team Gwad uniforms have not been quite as effective. There have been a few of those spotted on fighters vanquished by fighters wearing superior Team Alfred uniforms + Phil Sprintin's custom gear. My fighter, the SHIG, also didn't wear his uniform during the fight, because he felt like he didn't need that extra boost for the gimme rounds and would wait for the real fights before he uses it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 League of Madness Week 5 Preview We are now officially at the halfway point of the Opening round of LOM3, with Team Alfred up a staggering 7-1. Things are now looking gloom for Team Gwad, not only has there #1 pick been taken out, but the Team Coaches very own promising young pupil has been eliminated. The time is now For Gwad and the gang to strike back as we approach Week 5! Matchup Announcments Alfred: Another week of fights and another sweep for the bad guys! This week's Bantamweight fight is from team Gwad Naruto Uzumaki. He will meet Michael Doigeland who will represent Team Alfred. Naruto springs up with a fire in his eye, as he demonstrates a sweet Martial Arts display (Num-chuks and all). Meanwhile Michael Doigeland is looking lean and clean as he walks up and shakes Naruto's hand. Alfred: As for the Big boys this week we are bringing out the "Beef"! Lenny King will step inside the cage with Kadaris Thibodeaux of Team Gwad Lenny King squeezes his perfectly maned beard as he walks his way up for the stare down. Lenny is a massive man but his 6'5 frame is dwarfed to his 6'10 opponent Thibodeaux, who towers over King. The two Super Heavyweights nod and take their stare down shots for week 5. vs Michael Doigeland Naruto Uzumaki Fight Analysis Hailing from Darwin, Australia Michael "The Smoke" Doigeland was a late replacement in the competition. After an Impressive CFC Trial fight, he was chosen by Team Alfred. Doigeland trains at the Far-Q Fight Club out of Sydney Australia and is known to have a lot of Confidence. When Michael was very Young, he used to Wrestler Crocodiles, so it was only natural that the Aussie become an Amateur Wrestler. If you can overwhelm a 700-pound crock these puny 135-pound Bantamweight's should be a piece of cake aye? Michael was nearly regarded as the next Steve Irwin but decided smashing people was better for his long term. Naruto "The Hokage" Uzumaki comes from Konoha, Japan where he grew up on the streets running guns for the Yakuza at the firm age of 7. Naruto trains at The Jungle Room in Las Vegas but his MMA background was started long before as a mentee of the Great and Sexy Yoshihiro Akiyama. Naruto also has a killer tan like his Sensei. Uzumaki has one pro fight under his belt and proved to have a decent chin and some pretty good striking in the clinch. Primarily a Muay Thai fighter Naruto's overall game has improved respectfully since training with the boys at Team Gwad. Well we have Your classic striker vs Grappler fight here Fook that, what we really have is a Crocodile wrestling Aussie looking to yank you down and crank your neck off. Yank and Crank. He will meet the slick Muay Thai clinch artist with many tools to slice and dice you up Yakuza Style! Lovely matchup, that will surely end with blood covering the CFC cage. vs Lenny King Kadaris Thibodeaux Fight Analysis Lenny aka "Beef" King was born in Moulton, ALABAMAAAAAA, but now resides in New York where he trains at Blacktalians MMA . Lenny was a standout wrestler in High School where he had a perfect 48-0 record. In his spare time though Beef was known to have some Strong man training, bench pressing Cows and shit. Lenny beat out his twin brother Bubba to earn his spot in the League of Madness competition. Lenny only landed one punch in the fight, but it was hard enough to shatter his brother's ribcage, breaking several ribs and prematurely ending his Career in the sport. Kadaris Thibodeaux also hails from the Southeast of the United States as he was born in Shreveport, Louisiana. A two-sport athlete in High School, Kadaris shined in both Wrestling and Basketball. Thibodeaux's bloodline in MMA is well known at this stage, and he looks to be the next big thing in the Thibodeaux fam. Kadaris brings his Wrestling background to the cage with a rapidly improving Standup skill set as well. Like his opponent he made a successful Pro debut as he auditioned for the League of Madness competition and will be representing Thib's Sweat Shoppe out of Las Vegas. Both of these monsters have very similar skills from the looks of it. Kadaris has an obvious height advantage here, so look for him to utilize his height and reach in this one. I'm interested to see how "Beef" handles this fight, maybe it goes to the mat, or maybe they duke it out in the clinch. Or maybe, just maybe these two monsters stand toe to toe and throw bombs at one another bringing the MADNESS! With their backs against the ropes, is this the week Team Gwad mounts the comeback and takes control of da Hamma! Get your ass down at the Hard Knocks arena in New York for CFC 523 and find out yourself. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofConsent Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 27 minutes ago, The1rstSaint said: League of Madness Week 5 Preview We are now officially at the halfway point of the Opening round of LOM3, with Team Alfred up a staggering 7-1. Things are now looking gloom for Team Gwad, not only has there #1 pick been taken out, but the Team Coaches very own promising young pupil has been eliminated. The time is now For Gwad and the gang to strike back as we approach Week 5! Matchup Announcments Alfred: Another week of fights and another sweep for the bad guys! This week's Bantamweight fight is from team Gwad Naruto Uzumaki. He will meet Michael Doigeland who will represent Team Alfred. Naruto springs up with a fire in his eye, as he demonstrates a sweet Martial Arts display (Num-chuks and all). Meanwhile Michael Doigeland is looking lean and clean as he walks up and shakes Naruto's hand. Alfred: As for the Big boys this week we are bringing out the "Beef"! Lenny King will step inside the cage with Kadaris Thibodeaux of Team Gwad Lenny King squeezes his perfectly maned beard as he walks his way up for the stare down. Lenny is a massive man but his 6'5 frame is dwarfed to his 6'10 opponent Thibodeaux, who towers over King. The two Super Heavyweights nod and take their stare down shots for week 5. vs Michael Doigeland Naruto Uzumaki Fight Analysis Hailing from Darwin, Australia Michael "The Smoke" Doigeland was a late replacement in the competition. After an Impressive CFC Trial fight, he was chosen by Team Alfred. Doigeland trains at the Far-Q Fight Club out of Sydney Australia and is known to have a lot of Confidence. When Michael was very Young, he used to Wrestler Crocodiles, so it was only natural that the Aussie become an Amateur Wrestler. If you can overwhelm a 700-pound crock these puny 135-pound Bantamweight's should be a piece of cake aye? Michael was nearly regarded as the next Steve Irwin but decided smashing people was better for his long term. Naruto "The Hokage" Uzumaki comes from Konoha, Japan where he grew up on the streets running guns for the Yakuza at the firm age of 7. Naruto trains at The Jungle Room in Las Vegas but his MMA background was started long before as a mentee of the Great and Sexy Yoshihiro Akiyama. Naruto also has a killer tan like his Sensei. Uzumaki has one pro fight under his belt and proved to have a decent chin and some pretty good striking in the clinch. Primarily a Muay Thai fighter Naruto's overall game has improved respectfully since training with the boys at Team Gwad. Well we have Your classic striker vs Grappler fight here Fook that, what we really have is a Crocodile wrestling Aussie looking to yank you down and crank your neck off. Yank and Crank. He will meet the slick Muay Thai clinch artist with many tools to slice and dice you up Yakuza Style! Lovely matchup, that will surely end with blood covering the CFC cage. vs Lenny King Kadaris Thibodeaux Fight Analysis Lenny aka "Beef" King was born in Moulton, ALABAMAAAAAA, but now resides in New York where he trains at Blacktalians MMA . Lenny was a standout wrestler in High School where he had a perfect 48-0 record. In his spare time though Beef was known to have some Strong man training, bench pressing Cows and shit. Lenny beat out his twin brother Bubba to earn his spot in the League of Madness competition. Lenny only landed one punch in the fight, but it was hard enough to shatter his brother's ribcage, breaking several ribs and prematurely ending his Career in the sport. Kadaris Thibodeaux also hails from the Southeast of the United States as he was born in Shreveport, Louisiana. A two-sport athlete in High School, Kadaris shined in both Wrestling and Basketball. Thibodeaux's bloodline in MMA is well known at this stage, and he looks to be the next big thing in the Thibodeaux fam. Kadaris brings his Wrestling background to the cage with a rapidly improving Standup skill set as well. Like his opponent he made a successful Pro debut as he auditioned for the League of Madness competition and will be representing Thib's Sweat Shoppe out of Las Vegas. Both of these monsters have very similar skills from the looks of it. Kadaris has an obvious height advantage here, so look for him to utilize his height and reach in this one. I'm interested to see how "Beef" handles this fight, maybe it goes to the mat, or maybe they duke it out in the clinch. Or maybe, just maybe these two monsters stand toe to toe and throw bombs at one another bringing the MADNESS! With their backs against the ropes, is this the week Team Gwad mounts the comeback and takes control of da Hamma! Get your ass down at the Hard Knocks arena in New York for CFC 523 and find out yourself. You were drunk when you wrote this one and I fucking love it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted January 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 34 minutes ago, KingofConsent said: You were drunk when you wrote this one and I fucking love it Sadly, that is Incorrect. In fact, I wasn't even under the influence of the maryjowana. Though I am now very muchunder the influence. It is possible my normal is most people's Belligerent drunk though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daudy Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 apology for poor english when were you when team gwadaddy dies i was at home watching tv when alfred ring 'gwad is die' 'no' and you????? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 Hmm... 9-1... i'm sure i've seen that scoreline somewhere before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 On 1/22/2023 at 10:03 PM, KingofConsent said: About to be 7-3 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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