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These are the fighters I have locked in so far, let me know if I missed anyone or if you want to confirm who you want entered






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Don: CK...................................#1


1st pick - Mannetosen.............#102.............Duck Dodgers


12th pick - JBOMB...................#497


13th pick - Rocket....................#516


24th pick - Pika Choo..............#227.............D.D Panda



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Don: TJ Mitchell.......................#13...............Roy Read


2nd pick - Billy Arseworth.......#2


11th pick - Squiiid....................#149


14th pick - Shaun Skaggs........#639.............Bruno Luciano


23rd pick - Cope T...................#169.............Anthony Lalime




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Don: Scotty JC.......................#16


3rd pick - Blake Phoenix........#5


10th pick - Clubber Winger......#72................Thomas O Farrelly


15th pick - Scott Park..............#95


22nd pick - Butch Harris...........#311.............Frankie McGregor



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Don: Camara.........................#30.................Vlad Dracula


4th pick - Alfred......................#59................Constantin Niculescu


9th pick- Bjorn.......................#111


16th pick - Rory D.................#238................Sylvester Scarano


21st pick - Raichu Kong.........#856



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Don: Gwad............................#34................Get Wet About Don


5th pick - Alex K....................#26................Dick Johnson


8th pick - Grant Brophy..........#51


17th pick - Gonzasco...............#302...........Kung Flu


20th pick - Popart....................#374............Pizza Rat



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Don: Xyel...............................#41.................James Rocksteady


6th pick - Action Jackson.......#33


7th pick- Joe River................#75.................Apollo Creed


18th pick - Hassan Jassan......#107


19th pick - Frank Abbott..........#318.............Pekka Vesuri


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A Rude awakening

Daly, still sickened by the sight of his top gangster, Rudy, had just got off the phone to perhaps his closest ally throughout the GONY era – Don Gwad. Both were shocked by what they had witnessed and had arranged to meet immediately to discuss the inevitable chaos that would erupt through the streets of Manhattan.

 

As Daly moved hastily through alley ways to avoid any unwelcome company, his mind was occupied with just one thing…Who was responsible for the fall of the GIMPS and his beloved Rudy?

 

 

Daly: LeBaron keep up you pathetic fool! Time is of the essence!

 

LeBaron: Yes sir, sorry sir… I’m just scared they’re going to get me aga-

 

Daly: This is why I took you off the front line LeBaron, you have a mangina… Now listen, do you have any idea who might’ve attacked you earlier? I need fucking answers.

 

LeBaron: His face was covered pretty well but I could see his eyes…. He had a real gleam in his eyes, a husky voice and just before he beat me up he flicked his cigarette on the ground… I noticed it was a brand that only the richest of New York smoked…

 

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Daly: Fuckin hell LeBaron did you ask him out after he beat the shit out of you? A real queer eye you have there, kid… Anyway, we’re almost at Don Gwad’s, let’s go.

 

Daly and LeBaron finally arrived outside the entrance to Don Gwad’s tower, Daly had punched in the access code to the building entrance only to find out it wasn’t working… He was confused but then again it had been a long time since he had been there and he put it down to all the scotch he’d been drinking for the past however many years. The over-sized entrance door to the building swung open as a man with an odd grin on his face greeted Daly and allowed him inside the building…

 

Aydan: Don Gwad will see you now. Please follow me. Your servant has to stay behind.

 

They enter the elevator up to the top floor…

 

Aydan: Long ride to the top - Aydan’s the name. Don Gwad has told me about you but I don’t think you’ve been here in quite some time.

 

Daly: …Yup….Guilty as charged…

 

Awkward silence ensues as the lift makes its way up the tower

 

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The lift finally stops as it reaches the top floor. Aydan lets Daly exit first into a dimly lit corridor that leads to Gwad’s office. They enter the office and sat at his desk is Don Gwad accompanied by 3 other men either side of him that can hardly be seen due to the dim lighting and flashes of lightning blinding Daly through the windows behind Gwad and his men.

 

Daly: Don Gwad, it’s been too long – great to see you albeit under these bleak circumstances… We have a lot to discuss…

 

Gwad: Been a long time indeed… (He slides a glass of scotch across his desk) Take this Daly, you look like you need it.

 

Daly: Read my fuckin mind… (Daly downs the whole glass) Right, enough pleasantries we need to find that asshole who killed my boy – I want our baddest gangsters out there tonight getting answers! Then we regroup and show this damn city that the GIMPs are still in charge!

 

‘Hahahahaha’ (a roaring laughter interrupts Daly from one of the men beside Gwad)

 

Daly: Who the fuck was that? Show yourself.

 

(The man walks towards the light and reveals himself)

 

Daly: Grant fucking Brophy… Gwad what is this filthy W.A.N.K doing in the GIMP tower?! I demand answers!

 

Grant: Oh hey there mate… Still salty about Dog vs Rudy? Or is it Armstrong vs Baratheon? Not much has changed with you over the years I see…

 

Daly: (Ignoring Grant’s baiting) Gwad what is going on? How could you?

 

Gwad: Aight, aight enough is enough. Rory to put it bluntly you’ve been MIA for years, just sitting comfy in your office drinking 24/7 while shit has slowly been hitting the fan in the city and you were oblivious. The GIMPs are done. In your absence the GIMPs have been getting picked off one by one, new gangs have been formed and it’s only a matter of time till we all clash. The new era of GONY is upon us.

 

Daly: The GIMPS are done? New gangs?

 

Gwad: Yes new gangs – you’ll know all about them soon enough. Speaking of which allow me to introduce you to my merry men. My new right hand man Alex K – one of the deadliest men in the city, you met Aydan I see, you remember Scottie from GONY’s past right? And no introductions needed for Grant here… Now I suggest you leave as the next time we cross paths I won’t be feeling so friendly. Farewell Daly and good luck out there, you’ll need it…

 

Daly is forced out by Scottie and Alex K. On the way out of Gwad’s office Daly notices notice a man who had been standing there the whole time in the shadows of the room… old ally Riff McGee smoking a cigarette with a smirk on his face and a gleam in his eye…

 

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Riff: Hey boss hows it HANGING? Gwad and his merry men all laugh at the pun as Daly attempts to break free from the grasp of Scottie and Alex

 

Daly: Fuckin traitors! You'll all pay for this, I'll join forces with a gang full of your worst enemies and take out all of you cbombs!

 

To be continued

 

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AND NOW THE STORY OF THE NIGHT RORY CALLED ON G WAD FROM G WAD's POINT OF VIEW

For Rory's point of view, click here or see the quoted post above.

 

It was just getting dark when G Wad strolled into his conference room for an introductory meeting with his newly assembled crew. G Wad was feeling upbeat, optimistic. This crew was full of raw talent, can-do attitude and plenty of roster space to test fighters. Things were looking good.

 

As he enters the room, G Wad raises a hand and gives the group a silent nod, all of whom had risen out of their seats in deference, to put them at ease.

 

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“Please, please” G Wad says to Alex K, GBK, Scottie and Aydan. “We’re in this together now. Let’s not get bogged down in formalities”.

 

“OK Don G Wad!” says Aydan, as he raises his hand in salute.

 

“Please, Don G Wad is my father. Call me G Wad.”

 

Aydan beams with pride.

 

“Now down to business” says G Wad. “You’ve all been hand selected and rigorously vetted for the task at hand. This is easily the scariest GoNY crew I have ever seen”.

 

“Wow” mouths Alex K, silently, grinning from cheek to cheek.

 

“First things first, let’s talk gang names” says G Wad. “Any ideas?”

 

[long silence]

 

“Come on people, there is no such thing as a bad idea in a brainstorm” says G Wad, encouragingly.

 

GBK hesitates but ultimately raises a finger and asks “Well… well how about something stupid and generic like Hell’s Kitchen Impalers?”

 

G Wad grits his teeth but manages a grin and says “OK, OK thank you. That’s one idea, anything else guys?”

 

[Another long pause]

 

“Something that doesn’t reference forced gay sex, perhaps?” G Wad inquires, raising his hands as he shrugs his shoulders.

 

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Scottie brightens up, raises his hand and says “How about G Wad’s gang of awesome awesomeness or, or something like that?”

 

“That’s very flattering, Scottie, I appreciate it. Really” says G Wad, smiling. “But I want our name to be something that embodies every one of us.”

 

Scottie looks around at the rest of the crew and says “But… but we all look up to you Don G Wad. Every single one of us!”

 

The rest of the crew takes turns exclaiming “Yeah!”

 

G Wad blushes and lets out a chuckle.

 

“You know, a previous gang of mine had the same idea. I thought it was they who were a little eccentric but… Well, OK if you all feel so strongly about it, I understand” relents G Wad.

 

“What was that gang named?” asks Aydan.

 

G Wad and his Merry Men” replies G Wad, wistfully, full of nostalgia. “What a gang it was!” G Wad continues, gazing into the distance. “Nothing to match the likes of you, talent wise” says G Wad, quickly looking back, for want not to discourage his new crew. “But we had our moments. Victory would have been ours if not for the most notorious cheater in Tycoon history… But enough of that!”

 

“How about we bring back the brand?” asks Alex enthusiastically. “G Wad and his Merry Men 2?”

 

Jumping out of his seat, Scottie stretches his arms out as if he’s picturing the words sprawled out on a giant billboard and shouts “G Wad and his Merry Men 2: Electric Boogaloo!”

 

Alex K, GBK and Aydan all jump to their feet and start applauding vigorously.

 

“This is how chemistry is built” thinks G Wad, nodding to himself contentedly. “Well boys, I think we have our name" he says aloud.

 

“And one last thing, let’s have some fun boys. Remember we’re representing each other out there, we should all conduct ourselves in the manner befitting a Merry…” G Wad says before the intercom buzzer rings, interrupting him.

 

“Who could that be, boss?” asks GBK.

 

“Ah, I almost forgot. I received a disturbing phone call from an old friend of mine earlier tonight. Someone I hadn’t heard from in a long time. I’m a bit worried about them” says G Wad. “Aydan, could you go down?” G Wad asks.

 

“No problem, G Wad” says Aydan.

 

“Thank you Aydan. The name is Daly. Rory Daly” says G Wad.

 

“OK. What does she look like?” asks Aydan.

 

“It’s actually a man. But he is Scottish” replies G Wad.

 

“Ah!” says Aydan and proceeds towards the elevator.

 

The rest of the crew exchange pleasantries and encouragements while they wait for Rory and Aydan to return.

 

A couple minutes later the elevators doors open revealing Rory, in the center of the elevator, wearing a blank expression and Aydan on his left looking down at the floor, clearly not at ease.

 

Rory begins to step out of the elevator but inexplicably loses his balance and careens into the wall on his left, before doing an acrobatic hop to steady himself.

 

Rory pauses, holding his arms out like a trapeze artist before letting out a repulsive Scottish noise from the back of his throat.

 

“Rory… Is uh… is everything OK?” asks G Wad, gingerly.

 

“Aye!” shouts Rory. “Just feelin a wee bit peely-wally me lad.”

 

“Well it’s good to see you” says G Wad, putting on a concerned expression as Rory begins to walk forward again.

 

G Wad extends a hand to greet him as Rory approaches but at the last minute Rory's eyes gleam and he shoves his way past a perplexed G Wad, making a B-line for a small cupboard in the corner of the conference room.

 

G Wad has to close his eyes as Rory passes to brace himself from the overpowering stench of cheap liquor seeping from the man. G Wad wonders if he didn’t fall into a vat of rubbing alcohol.

 

“Is bin long time” Rory starts to say, crouching down as he begins rifling through G Wad’s cupboard. “But these… these circumstances. We need to talk” he continues, half coherently.

 

“Been a long time indeed…” G Wad says before breaking off. He isn’t sure exactly how to proceed. Rory clearly isn’t paying attention as he immerses himself with the cupboard.

 

“Aye, a little [hiccup] dram of Auld country courage ‘ll do nicely” says Rory, slurring his words as he pulls out a bottle of single malt whiskey.

 

“Um… OK” says G Wad.

 

“To the GIMPs!” hollers Rory, chugging half the bottle down and throwing the remains on the floor, shattering glass everywhere.

 

A pained expression falls across G Wad’s face. The GIMPs, of course, were the gang G Wad led to GoNY season 3 dominance. Victory had been sweet but G Wad always regretted giving in to Rory’s insistence on being a GIMP.

 

“Rory, you OK mate?” asks GBK, another close acquaintance of Rory’s back in the day.

 

“Who the fuck was that!” shouts Rory. “Show yurrself!”

 

“I’ve literally been standing here the entire time, Rory” replies GBK.

 

G Wad and his Merry Men 2 exchange increasingly concerned looks.

 

“Well bless me bonnie lass’ bonnet! Grant fucking [hiccup] Brophy!” shouts Rory. “G Wad… how? How?”

 

G Wad looks Rory in the eyes and proceeds, calmly “Rory, look [long sigh] the draft’s over. This is my new gang. I get that you didn’t end up with the gang you wanted. These things happen… Is getting blackout drunk to drown your sorrows the answer?”

 

Rory sways back and forth under the collective weight of enough alcohol to kill a hippo as he digests this information and rubs his eyes.

 

Ruuuudy Van Daly…” Rory says slowly, in as thick a Scottish accent as humanly imaginable, “hangs!”

 

“Jesus, I mean I knew he looked up to me. After all it was pretty much all due to my gang leadership that he came first in the individual… But… but I didn’t think he would be broken up enough to take his own life!” says G Wad.

 

“MURDERED!” screams Rory. “I have a sketch of the culprit right here!” Rory continues, shoving a cocktail napkin into G Wad’s face.

 

G Wad looks at the napkin then back at Rory.

 

“This just a stick figure with an arrow pointing to it saying ‘G Wad’s guy’, signed Monsieur LeBaron. Have you seriously been hanging with that French fuck?” asks G Wad, aghast.

 

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“Lies! That’s him right there! McGEE!” screams Rory, pointing at Scottie, who he just noticed for the first time.

 

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Scottie, who bears about as much resemblance to Riff McGee as a poodle does a cat, looks at G Wad and throws his hands into the air as if to say what the fuck.

 

Rory lunges forward taking a swing at Scottie and, with Scottie’s attention elsewhere would have landed a devastating sucker punch had he not tripped over his feet and come crashing to the ground. As Rory makes contact with the ground he violently vomits the entire contents of his stomach all over the floor and slips out of consciousness.

 

G Wad and his Merry Men exchange glances with each other speechlessly for a moment, wondering what will happen next but Rory is out cold and immediately begins snoring loudly.

 

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G Wad sighs.

 

“Alex, Scottie, can you call our friend an Uber and help him to the lobby?”

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That was bloody hilarious Gwad lol well played m8... Love how you made me sound like groundskeeper Willie as well, in reality I sadly lack the strong Scottish accent :(

 

 

 

“This just a stick figure with an arrow pointing to it saying ‘G Wad’s guy’, signed Monsieur LeBaron. Have you seriously been hanging with that French fuck?” asks G Wad, aghast.

 

 

 

Props to you for finding the original Monsieur LeBaron lol

 

 

 

“OK. What does she look like?” asks Aydan.

 

 

 

 

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