California MMA 360+ Smack talk thread

The Next In Line - On November 21th in Los Angeles California MMA hosts their 51th event, CMMA 51 - Druggs vs Big Mouth. Reining champ Zai "Doo" Druggs is going to defend his title for the third time against uprising talent Yasha Big Mouth. A 4-0 fighter since he became John Wayne's protegé, it is said that the MMA media and the bookies are setting this fight at incredible 50-50 odds.

We managed to sneak a reporter inside TEAM LOBSTER HQ, Barney's Meathouse, and set up an interview with The Doo himself.

Roger: Here is Roger from mmaTYCOONESS, your beloved MMATycoon news and podcast! We have a dangerous man as our guest today, the one and only "Doo". Tell me, it's been a long time since your last title bout againts Frankie Fellatio. Why the long wait?

Zai Druggs : Thanks for the question, Kleber. You see...

Roger : It's Roger. The...huh... The name is Roger.

Zai Druggs: Yes, Douglas, thank you. You see...

Roger: ... Are you all right? Who's Douglas?

Zai Druggs: I was eating Ice cream with my girlfriend after last fight and I she questioned me about the turtles and plastic straws. "What have we done to Mother Earth?"

Roge r: Wai t... What?

Zai Druggs : And I told her that A- My mother was not named Earl; and B- I did nothing to her, I had a strong alibi. It took her quite a few hours to make me understand she was talking about WEEEE... HUMAAANITY... *gesturing with hands* MOTHER EARTH.

Roger: What are you even talking about? What is this? Are you recording this? is it a prank?

Zai Druggs: That left me thinking for quite some time, Phill. She is right. We gotta save the whales!

Roger: Are you fucking high for this interview?

Zai Druggs : Tell me, J onathan, do you think we have robots infiltrated living as humans?

Roger: ... for fuck sake No, we dont have the techn... It's FUCKING ROGER!

El Zoido: That's it, I think we are done here! Let the man do his workout!

And that's it, Folks. Super ass tight secret training sessions leading to this fight! El Zoido was generous enough after this fiasco interview to send us at least some graphic material for the fans. He told us to expect a new entrance song and walk in routine. Something about this night crowning CMMA new King. "All Hail to the King" was his note, with this super awesome pic.
Stay tuned!

barney · November 22, 2020

The Doo

There's a taste of fear
When the henchmen call
Iron fist to tame the land
Iron fist to claim it all

Hail to the king
Hail to the one
Kneel to the crown
Stand in the sun
Hail to the king

Dieselnoi · November 22, 2020

CMMA 51

145 lbs Zai Druggs defeats Yasha Big Mouth TKO (Strikes) 145 lbs Title

170 lbsFrank Morrison defeats Frank Seeble TKO (Strikes)

170 lbs Eric Barnes defeats Bibiano Salvador TKO (Strikes)

265 lbs Adils Hallbjornsson defeats Kurt Angular KO (Punch)

265 lbs Kjetil Olsen defeats Colin Penn TKO (Strikes)

185 lbs Rory Schafer defeats Dean Winchester TKO (Strikes)

265+ lbs Crixus Gladiator defeats Jett Gardner KO (Superman Punch)

265 lbs Isaiah Okongwu defeats Wolfgang Hess Decision (Unanimous)

185 lbs Christopher Nibbs defeats Julian Tremblay Submission (Armbar)

265+ lbsAndroid Nineteen defeats Josh Marmalade Submission (Triangle Armbar)

Ikkitakeda · November 22, 2020

California Fight Party:

Rainbow Shirley: Hiiiii Rainbow here again! To give you all the MMA greatest news in California. And you all know us Californians really know how to partay okayyy. With chains and toys oh there I go talking about my weekend again. I'm just to much. Let me introduce you to two of the hottest pun intended okaayyy Jason Stillwell and Ian Riley. They like totally just signed with California MMA. Like OMG for reals.

Jason Stillwell: Um thank you for the introduction Rainbow. It is true I have signed there.

Ian Riley: Yeah we just signed with them Rainbow. It is a great place to be.

Rainbow Shirley: So like you have got to tell me like what do you two do to train fights and stuff? And are you two taken? Oh I'm so bad.

Jason Stillwell: Well I train at Old School Training in Hilo. We got a pretty good team out there. Even got a guy who said he will be in my corner coach that trains out there. And yes I am taken. My girl's name is Kelley and no-one hits her but me. No Retreat No Surrender.

Ian Riley: Yeah I train out at Old School Training in Hilo as well. I really like it out there. I get to do some hardcore training. Thanks for the invite Ikki you the man. And no I'm single. Back up Rainbow only into girls though.

Rainbow Shirley: How do you two see yourselves in your divisions having started so much later than everyone else?

Jason Stillwell: You know that really is a great question Rainbow. I would say I'm about middle of the road which is a hard place to be in. There are some guys I think I would just wreck and other guys that I think would destroy me right now. And that goes from the top of the list to the bottom. So it's a bit tough spot to be in but No Retreat No Surrender.

Ian Riley: I think I am in one of the toughest divisions to be in for a new guy. The 185 here is a pretty stacked division. There are some areas I think I can take advantage of with a couple of guys but for the most part I have some serious catching up to do. But greatness doesn't come without adversity.

Rainbow Shirley: Oh Em Gee I love it! Like totally gonna watch you two when you fight. It is going to be like so the greatest thing ever!! When do you think that will be?

Jason Stillwell: Send me an offer. I'm ready to go whenever. As long as I get to train. After a fight I would prefer3-4 weeks to train depending on how the fight goes. Aside from that I'm ready to step in there now.

Ian Riley: I'm thinking Christmas at the earliest. I got some gap to close between me and the rest of the 185 division. I think by then I'll be ready.

Rainbow Shirley: So Jason you were a high school 2 time state champion wrestler until you hurt your knee and then joined the Hawaii Police Department how do you think that has prepared you for MMA and how do you think that will translate over. As for you Ian you have won The All Hawaii Tournament twice and how do you think that has prepared you MMA and how do you see that transferring over.

Jason Stillwell: Another great question. Yes I was a two time wrestling champion in high school and I think wrestling transitions really well into MMA. As it stands now I'm really just a wrestler. I will be looking to round out my game in my domain as well as the other. But wrestling is my base and will always keep it sharp to fall back on if needed.

Ian Riley: Well I did when the All Hawaii twice. The Hurricane has some fancy footwork. Karate is my forte and MMA starts on the feet so I feel it's a pretty good transition. It's obvious right now that I am clearly not a wrestler. Heck I got 30 pounds on Jason and when we are training he takes me down with ease. So that is definitely something I need to work on as well as continue improving my Karate. Especially when you have Obaminator in your division. The guy is an elite level grappler which is scary for a guy like me and his striking looks good. I think he gets his title back.

Rainbow Shirley: Well I do want to thank you two dropping by and feel free to stop by anytime and Jason you can feel free to wear your uniform. Oh Em Gee I'm so bad okayy.

Dieselnoi · November 22, 2020

Ian Riley: I think I am in one of the toughest divisions to be in for a new guy. The 185 here is a pretty stacked division.

Ian is right. The 185lbs division at CMMA is a tough one. Some of the other 360+ orgs don't have a 185lbs division, so a lot of fighters want to sign at CMMA. But in my mind our toughest division would be 265lbs. Currently 42 fighters, average hype 70, average age 22.

Good to have Ian and Jason with us. Good luck and we hope you enjoy your time with us!

Dieselnoi · November 23, 2020

CMMA 52

265 lbs Havar Bjornbak defeats Anthony Wayne TKO (Cut)

170 lbs Denim Game defeats Punch McDermott Decision (Unanimous)

265 lbs Richard Rockefeller defeats Drew Barnes KO (Punch)

185 lbs Crazy Horse defeats William Thompson Iv TKO (Strikes)

265 lbs Maksud Magomedov defeats Andreii Cheryshev Decision (Unanimous)

185 lbs Junichi Sasai defeats Shill Gunny KO (Punch)

155 lbs Samuel Clemens defeats Khizri Aliyev TKO (Strikes)

185 lbs Spencer Wright defeats Kobe Bryant TKO (Strikes)

170 lbs Royler Gracie defeats Rich Mahogany Submission (Kimura)

265 lbs Donny Platt defeats Divlou Boe KO (Strikes)

MasterLeader · November 23, 2020

Isaiah Okongwu with a comfortable win and FOTN bonus.

Roberto Fabinho with a grappling battle in a few days.

Both my fighters will no doubt be top ranked if not champions in the next couple of months!

Dieselnoi · November 23, 2020

CALIFORNIA MMA

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CMMA 53 Torres vs Longchain

City : Las Vegas
Date : 28 Nov 2020

Main Event

-203 Pablo Torres v Jim Longchain +150

Main Card

-251 Dwayne Jackson v Greg Sharty +182

+115 Korben Dallas v Fernando Leyva -153

+150 Anthony Lavicci v Jan Nycz -203

-251 Ferele Athram v Douglas Cardozo +182

+100 Lou Valentine v Konstantinos Drakos -133

Preliminary Card

-456 Roberto Fabinho v Ace Leon +300

-203 Richard Morrison v Caio Peieira +150

-355 Riley Hatfield v Leo Barrett +245

-133 Gert Lush v Declan Hayes +100

Dieselnoi · November 23, 2020

CALIFORNIA MMA

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CMMA 54 Ivanov vs Hanski

City : Los Angeles
Date : 29 Nov 2020

Main Event

-133 Sergei Ivanov v Koskisen Hanski +100

Main Card

+100 Sausage Pizza v Tommy Gunn -133

-953 Phol Hunt v Jan Klauss +506

-133 Bob Of Legend v Chris Morton +100

-102 Giant Zuluzinho v Sean Harrison -130

-300 Tony Stark v Dolph Mercury +213

Preliminary Card

-228 Stefan De Vries v Kekot Koket +167

+150 Josh Roughan v Bobby Bowen Jr -203

+100 Moritz Zimmerman v Khabib Karelin -133

Dieselnoi · November 23, 2020

Yes kids, that's correct. CMMA 53 is coming to Sin City.

Ikkitakeda · November 26, 2020

Jason Stillwell Twitter Page:

Hey guys I just signed my first professional fight at California MMA against 3-1 Pippo Chiappe. He's a well rounded grappler with all wins by submission.

(comment by KevinMMAgod) Nice looking forward to this. Are you going to put up any pics or anything of the fight after?

(reply) Thanks. I'll have to check and see what California MMA's policy on that is first.

(comment by KeyboardWarrior) Hey Jason any concern with him being a grappler and you a wrestler?

(reply) No matter what style a fighter my opponent is always going to be some concern. But not much my coaches will have me ready and my bjj coach thinks I'll have my blue belt by then. Which I'm stoked about.

(comment by TrollerComprtoller) You going down son! You a bum. Chiappe going to be taking a limb home.

(reply) It's possible.

(comment by Charlie Conway) Quack quack. You got this. Happy Thanksgiving. Everyone follow my sons high school friend having his first fight.

(reply) Thanks Charlie. Let me know if you need a ticket.

Dieselnoi · November 27, 2020

(comment by KevinMMAgod) Nice looking forward to this. Are you going to put up any pics or anything of the fight after?

(reply) Thanks. I'll have to check and see what California MMA's policy on that is first.

No dick pics please. Thank you for understanding.

Dieselnoi · November 28, 2020

CMMA is pleased to anounce that the following fighters have either been newly contracted to our organization, or have renewed ther existing contracts at CMMA in the past week. A big thank you to all the managers that decided to sign with us.

145 lbs

Zai "Doo" Druggs (360265) manager: Doctor John Zoidberg (19572) (current world champion)

Ergun Cerrahoglu (360403) manager: Darren Russell (117370)

Hukkelberry Flint (360988) manager: Zoo Wie (55534)

170 lbs

Eric Barnes (363412) manager: Clifton Barnes (6101)

Bibiano Salvador (360743) manager: John Pezao (120491)

185 lbs

Rory "Babyface" Schafer (361373) manager: Kevin Connolly (74790)

Dennis Grande (362457) manager: Paul Dengel (10427)

205 lbs

Silver "SI" Bullion (361659) manager: Zare 666 (93403)

"Sticky" Herb Green (363617) manager: Jason "JBOMB" Smith (3976)

John "Vanom" Vico (369411) manager: Enzy Famous (136601)

Joshua Jones (363375) manager: Zoo Wie (55534)

265 lbs

Eddie Bjornsson (364587) manager: master leader (100050)

Drew Barnes (363330) manager: Clifton Barnes (6101)

Daniel "Demon" Spong (362968) manager: Bradley Burns (1540)

265+ lbs

"Red Ribbon Armys" Android Nineteen (366191) manager: Raichu Kong (117362)

Josh "The Cow Tipper" Marmalade (365878) manager: Max Raven (73778)

Dieselnoi · November 29, 2020

CMMA 53 RESULTS

265 lbs Pablo Torres defeats Jim Longchain KO (Punch)

205 lbs Dwayne Jackson defeats Greg Sharty TKO (Strikes)

170 lbs Korben Dallas defeats Fernando Leyva TKO (Strikes)

265+ lbs Anthony Lavicci defeats Jan Nycz Submission (RNC)

170 lbs Douglas Cardozo defeats Ferele Athram Decision (Unanimous)

170 lbs Lou Valentine defeats Konstantinos Drakos TKO (Strikes)

205 lbs Roberto Fabinho defeats Ace Leon Decision (Unanimous)

145 lbs Richard Morrison defeats Caio Peieira KO (Punch)

155 lbs Riley Hatfield defeats Leo Barrett Decision (Unanimous)

185 lbs Gert Lush defeats Declan Hayes TKO (Strikes)

Special congratulations for Pablo Torres and manager Igor Peixoto for re-entering the global heavy weight top 10 ranking.

Bleakardor · November 29, 2020

Good stuff.. Gratz Igor (about time slakkah)!!

Like the re-signing announcement, pretty cool idea.

Bleakardor · November 29, 2020

Korben Dallas

"Hey man, like.. no disrespect but can I get a different opponent next bro? I think I proved myself in back to back victories over Leyva. But hey, if he want's to make it three then that's groovy man, but don't expect a different outcome."