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HFC 76 - Ford vs Miller
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05 JUNE 2021
New York - Madison Garden Arena
Sponsor - Hardcore Alchemy Nutrition

We have a plethora of lightweight and light heavyweight action on top coming up Saturday as HFC 76 takes place at the Madison Garden Arena in New York.  We'll get to see some of the first fighters who have made the jump to HFC after successful BBFC careers.


The 155 title fight will happen as Ed Ford defends his belt against Josephus Miller for the 155 lightweight championship of the HFC.  And just to give you an indication of how great some of these BBFC fighters are that have moved up, Ziggy Stardust makes his HFC debut in what has been an even more hyped up fight than the title fight.  WOW!  


We'll skim over the undercards and I'll go ahead and give a prediction.  But we'll be taking a deeper look into the main card as we have some interesting matchups that also include former champ Gorgon Patriot and Shaquan Woods who is just coming off a title loss himself.


Former contenders Ferreria and Telegin square off to head up our undercard, and that fight could have easily found itself on a main card only a few short months ago.  Without further delay, let's jump into the card and see what lack of brilliant things to say comes to my mind.

Tom Tomson  vs  Rakeem Marley

Marley has had a rough career, but has won two of his last 3 and doing the best he's done to date in his HFC career.  He'll be taking on the young and rising star Tom Tomson who finds himself at a perfect 3-0 to date in this HFC career.


Prediction - Tom Tomson via TKO

Juodasis Vaiduoklis  vs  Malcom King

Talk about two highly skilled fighters sitting low on a fight card.  King won an HFC championship at HFC 50 over Luke Glanton, but since has lost 4 strait and shuffling management.  Vaiduoklis is a streaky fighter, but has only managed to win 1 of his last 3 fights, his last against former champ Patriot.  Each of these guys will be looking for redemption and a chance put together a streak of wins and start moving back up the rankings.


Prediction - Vaiduoklis wins via Decision

Yago Nascimento  vs  Platinum Fox

You won't find a much better skilled fighter than Yago in all of the HFC.  But even with those elite skills, he's not yet been able to put it all together and separate himself from the pack.  Against Fox, he'll have that chance as  a win will make it 3 in a row over top talent.  Platinum Fox will try to stop this force of action, but falls short on the skill stick as he gives up a significant boxing advantage to Yago, as well as some wrestling as well.  Fox just snapped a 3 fight losing skid with a win over former contender Ferreria, and he will not be looking to go back to losing here.


Prediction - Yago Nascimento wins via TKO

Boby Bryant  vs  Dillon Van Barle

Bryant comes over from the BBFC as well, but doesn't seem to be transitioning well to his new atmosphere.  His manager will need to talk to him and see what's going on and work on getting his morale up before this fight happens, and that's not going to happen in time.  Across from him will be Dillon Van Barle, long time HFC underdog who's managing to stay over .500 but would like to put together a couple of wins to rejuvinate his career.  This should be an easy pick due to morale issues for Bryant.


Prediction - Dillon Van Barle via TKO 

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon  vs  John Bessant

XJFW is coming off a KO loss from Ragnarsson in HFC 71, but had been on a 4 fight winning streak prior.  He has been KO'd a few times so look for Bessant to test his chin once again.  Bessant has won 12 of his 15 wins by way of TKO, after all.  Back at HFC 67, XJFW won via KO against Bessant and Bessant is looking to get revenge.  When you look at the skill difference, this fight says Bessant all the way.  Did XFJW just catch him and put him to sleep?  Will Bessant change his strategy?  This is a tougher pick than normal because it's hard to bet on the guy who just got KO'd by his opponent.


Prediction - Bessant pops off the page, but gut says Xmus JFW via TKO

Alex Ferreria  vs  Sergey Telegin

Each of these fighters were in a title fight at some point in the last year.  Ferreria way back at HFC 34 in his loss to Krylov 10 months ago, and Telegin at HFC 62, also in a loss to Krylov.  Telegin spiraled down hill since with 3 strait losses while Ferreria has won only once in his last 7 fights.  Telegin with new management is 0-2 and has to feel the clock is ticking on his window to start winning.


Prediction - Ferreria via TKO  

Main Card

Wesley Taurus  vs  Shaquan Woods


Taurus is a striker, 100% through and through.  He has no decision to be on the ground with you so it's understandable why he's 5-1-1 in KT and yet has still managed a 10-5 record in MMA.  And only one loss via submission, which is actually quite impressive.  Woods is coming off a title loss to Nofud in HFC 71, but his cut has healed and he's ready to get back into the cage and show what got him to that title fight in the first place.  Having been submitted twice in his career, we can safely say Woods is also not a fan of the ground so look for this fight to stay standing and end potentially end with fireworks.  While Woods has 4 TKO victories under his belt, he's been more of a decision fighter having taken 7 the distance.  Against another KO artist, he may decide to try and do just that.  But, the longer a fight goes, the more chance that strikers punch (or kick in this matter) slips through and lands that KO shot.  


Prediction - Woods wins via TKO

Gorgon Patriot  vs  Kai Kona

Another great fight as former champ, and self proclaimed People's Champ, Gorgon Patriot steps into the cage to square off against top contender Kai Kona.  Kona has had an opportunity to move on to title contention, but has recently had discussions with management and will likely be hanging up his HFC gloves after a very successful career.  Patriot is a fighter who will take you the distance every time, unless you leave an opening and he catches you with that big right and pounces.  Since joining up with new manager Bear Stevenson, Patriot has gone 2-1 with his only loss to champion Ed Ford.  Kona has won 4 in a row and 9 of his last 10.  But his last loss was to champion Ed Ford.  And even though this fight went the distance, Kona seems to have seen enough of Ford to not want to test the waters again.  What Kona lacks in learning speed, however, he surely makes up in other hiddens.  He's displayed great heart and some killer instincts in the cage.  As is evident by his record and 8-1 record in HFC.  Maybe if he wins this fight, he'll consider a last hoo-rah for the gold?


Prediction - Kai Kona via armbar

Ed Ford  vs  Josephus Miller

And speak of the devil, Ed Ford comes into the cage to defend his lightweight title against challenger Josephus Miller.  This is a huge fight for Miller as his 7-1 HFC record clearly makes him the top contender with big wins over fighters such as King and Seran.  This will be the first time he's stepped foot into a cage knowing that a win here will put that gold belt around his waste.  Ed Ford has had large dreams and lived up to them, in large part.  He fell short in his bid to capture gold in a 2nd division, but has been very successful maintaining his lightweight title with back to back title defenses since capturing it back at HFC 55 from Patriot.  His recent loss to Sosa for the 145 belt has left a bitter taste in his mouth and you can be sure that he'll be looking for a statement win in this one as some may think he suddenly looks vulnerable for a change.


Prediction - And Still...  Ford wins via TKO

Ziggy Stardust  vs  Nati Pisswater

And for our final fight of the evening, BBFC lightweight champion Ziggy Stardust makes his long awaited HFC debut as the BBFC champion makes his way up to the big leagues and puts his 10-0 record on the line against former contender Nati Pisswater.  Nati has gone 2-2 over his last 4 fights and will face a very tough challenge from the newcomer, Stardust.  He'll need to tap into his experience in the cage and fall back on his training, well, most of it.. Some of the things that go on over in that gym between Pisswater and Dinglestomper anyone would want to forget.  This is a huge chance for Pisswater to capture a ton of momentum and hype if he can pull off the win over Stardust.  For Stardust, even with a loss people will still love him and he'll still be feared, the real hit would be in his hype.  But, Stardust doesn't even know what a loss feels like.  The man is undefeated and has no intention of walking away from this fight anything other than 11-0.  A win here over an established HFC veteran will put Ziggy on the HFC map and well on his way to the title shot he's already earned by being the BBFC champion.


Prediction - Ziggy Stardust via TKO
 

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Yo I just joined this org and I don't even know who any of these guys are but I can confidently say I could beat the hell out of all of them. 

Just had a look at the "names" in the preview above. I'm wondering if it's compulsory to adopt a gay porn actor stage name to compete in this org?

Or maybe said fighters are naturally attracted to an org by the name of Hardcore?

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On 6/2/2021 at 6:06 PM, Bleakardor said:

HFC 76 - Ford vs Miller

Ziggy Stardust  vs  Nati Pisswater

And for our final fight of the evening, BBFC lightweight champion Ziggy Stardust makes his long awaited HFC debut as the BBFC champion makes his way up to the big leagues and puts his 10-0 record on the line against former contender Nati Pisswater.  Nati has gone 2-2 over his last 4 fights and will face a very tough challenge from the newcomer, Stardust.  He'll need to tap into his experience in the cage and fall back on his training, well, most of it.. Some of the things that go on over in that gym between Pisswater and Dinglestomper anyone would want to forget.  This is a huge chance for Pisswater to capture a ton of momentum and hype if he can pull off the win over Stardust.  For Stardust, even with a loss people will still love him and he'll still be feared, the real hit would be in his hype.  But, Stardust doesn't even know what a loss feels like.  The man is undefeated and has no intention of walking away from this fight anything other than 11-0.  A win here over an established HFC veteran will put Ziggy on the HFC map and well on his way to the title shot he's already earned by being the BBFC champion.


Prediction - Ziggy Stardust via TKO
 

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I'll have plenty more to say after the fight in the press conference.  But for now, know that it's time to put the "star" in his place!  Tomorrow I welcome the boy to the big leagues and trust me, I have no intention of taking Trip D (Debbie D. Dallas) AND Imma back to my hotel just so I can alternate crying between their deliciously varied sets of...well, you know. I'm taking a victory lap on their fine asses, that's for sure! (ref:  https://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?/topic/64803-hardcore-official-smack-talk-thread/&do=findComment&comment=935936)

 

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3 hours ago, HareRumpler said:

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I'll have plenty more to say after the fight in the press conference.  But for now, know that it's time to put the "star" in his place!  Tomorrow I welcome the boy to the big leagues and trust me, I have no intention of taking Trip D (Debbie D. Dallas) AND Imma back to my hotel just so I can alternate crying between their deliciously varied sets of...well, you know. I'm taking a victory lap on their fine asses, that's for sure! (ref:  https://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?/topic/64803-hardcore-official-smack-talk-thread/&do=findComment&comment=935936)

 

Ok I just got this guy's name. I didn't know Natty Boh was a thing outside Maryland lmao

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Nati Pisswater's Post Fight Presser

Nati comes walking in with an arm draped around Debbie D. Dallas and Imma Notty, a shit-eating grin plastered on his face.  As he approaches the podium he notices Dee Light in the crowded room and gives her the patented Nati "Ohhhh!" nod and wink!  Dee blushes and pretends to go back to looking over her notes before the presser begins...while Trip D and Imma peel off and head over to their positions with the media. 

Stepping up to the podium, Nati grins around the room and raises his hands, indicating that they can kick things off...

Nati: Alright everyone, how ya all doin' anyways?  Well, I know how Trip and Imma are doin', eh?  *throws that shit-eating grin again* Look, I get it...the Main Event, the kid came in with stars in his eyes, you all thought that something crazy was going to go down...like he was going to walk in and step to the big boys and think that belt of his meant something.  But you all know the reality here, dontcha?  I mean, Starbutt never really had much of a shot here, so let's just accept that from the start and I think we can go from there.  So who wants to kick things off here?

Mr. Pisswater, over here, to the left...Kris Crossed from Dazed n' Confused Daily. Why did you...

...Nati holds up his hand silencing Kris immediately...

Nati to Security: Dude, seriously?  Fucking again? Do you guys want to keep this job?  How hard is it to keep dudes out of my pressers man?!  Seriously.  

Security: *stuttering* Mr. Pisswater, I know sir, but we were told that we had to accept that Mr. Crossed identifies...

Nati:  *sighs and mutters...* Fucking hell...alright, Crossed, what the hell do you want to know...man...?

(Kris Crossed continues...) Thank you Mr. Pisswater...it appeared you intended to get the fight into the clinch repeatedly tonight.  Was that just to get close to Stardust or were you intending to go down with him?  If so, do you have a preference over top or bot...

...Nati cuts Kris off again and glares at Security...

Nati to Security: Like I said, fucking seriously?  Out.  Fucking OUT!

As security once again escorts Kris Crossed out Nati points over to the left...

Good evening Mr. Pisswater...Dee Light with the Hardcore Chronicle. Mr. Crossed seemed to be on the right track for a moment there, let me ask the question that I think folks really do want to know.  You were in and out of the clinch quite a bit in this fight, almost dragging it out.  Why was that?

Nati: Great question Dee! Well, let's just say that you do what management tells ya sometimes, ya know?  You saw the Co-Main Event right before this...Ford knocked the SHIT outa that boy in about two seconds flat!  Damn, that was some kinda ass-whooping!  But yeah, it was over too fast.  HFC brass really wanted the night to press forward a bit, give people some more time to pop a few tops ya know? So I'm not saying that I was told to stall or whatever, but you know, if you have to waste some time, what's better than getting in there and slapping a bitch around a bit, am I right?

Nati, back here!...Debbie D. Dallas, Sporting Wood Dispatch.

Nati: Hey TripD! What are ya doin' in back baby?  Ya know that's my job!  Oh, wait, later? Ok... *winks and grins*  Whatcha got babe?

At the very end of Round 2 you unleashed an illegal strike when you kicked Stardust...well...low. Was that just accidental, were you sending a message or was there some other reason for that?

Nati: Come on Trip!  You know why...I saw you looking concerned in the crowd there.  Look, he started it and you know that.  Early in the fight, we weren't more than a minute or two in, he was already coming damned close to landing a few of those!  Hell, how could he miss, right babe?!?  Boy has no skills whatsoever, clearly!  But that said, he still tried and yeah, a message needed to be sent.  But c'mon, give it up, do you know the kinda skill it takes to hit such a small target on the move like that?  I should get an award for landing that shot!

Nati hears a voice and sees a hand waving from the right...

Miso Honi with the Daily Local Dangler. Great to be here again after another victory for you Nati!  I want to follow-up on that last question.  At the end of the fight with under a minute left it appeared that Stardust paid you back for that earlier low blow.  Any thoughts on that? 

Nati: Well, ya know Honi, it took long enough for him to finally get around to landing that shot didn't it?  Again, if you're not sure how easy it is to hit...we can head back to the hotel after this and you can do a little more in depth research babe!  But yeah, ya know, the kid needed something to finally go his way in the fight, right? It's ok, I've got some amazing intestinal fortitude girl, that shot just glanced and I was still able to perform.  Just like I'll continue to do later tonight!

A call from the back of the room, just to the left...

Dee Light again...The pre-fight review and fight analysis indicated that you were the underdog in this fight.  Expectations were that Stardust was simply going to come in and hold his place in line for the title.  If I may, the review said, "...But, Stardust doesn't even know what a loss feels like.  The man is undefeated and has no intention of walking away from this fight anything other than 11-0.  A win here over an established HFC veteran will put Ziggy on the HFC map and well on his way to the title shot he's already earned by being the BBFC champion.  Prediction - Ziggy Stardust via TKO"  Clearly that's not how things shook out, do you have any thoughts on that?

Nati: Dee, if I worried about what the talking-heads had to say before fights I wouldn't have half as much fun making them look like idiots afterward!  Nah, you can't worry about that stuff.  They're just trying to hype things up, you know, promote the unpromotable.  Starbutt offered them a chance to try to get some return on his paper record, so they ran with it!  Wouldn't you?  But let's really look at what they said there... 'Starbutt doesn't know what a loss feels like.'  No?  Well, he sure as hell does now, eh?  '...has no intention of walking away from this fight anything other than 11-0.'  Well, ya know, you don't get fed off intentions!  Boy ate a fist, so I guess he got fed, just not the way he "intended".  'A win here...will put Piggy on the HFC map and well on his way to the title shot...'  Hahaha, well, I guess that's not going to work out so well, now is it?  Dee, I don't really need to go on about this, I showed what I thought of it!  I played with him like a little Yorkie or Chihuahua, one of those yippy things that thinks it's tough but you just keep taunting it and tapping at it, just to watch it get annoyed!  It was fun!

Nati: Look everybody, that's all we've got time for tonight.  I've got some business to get to...back at the room...all the legit ladies in the media here are welcome back...come find out why Nati "Boh" puts the "Ohhhhh" in the afterparty!  

Nati waves and heads out the door...but not before having Debbie and Imma slip under his arms again...with Dee tagging right along!  What a night of action folks!  Hardcore style!

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8 hours ago, Django said:

Nati sure does talk a lot for a guy that ran from the fight when it was first offered. Good thing his mama held his hand and convinced him not to be afraid of a kid half his age.

Just goes to show that crime doesn't pay!  Yer boy got smacked around like a kid caught stealing from the cookie jar.  ?  Karma!  Frankly, he didn't deserve to even be in the same cage with Nati, hence why he wasn't worthy of the fight to begin with.  But management seemed to want to make it, so Nati did what had to be done.  I told him, "Nati, just don't kill the boy!"

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28 minutes ago, Django said:

Post fight bravado can't hide the facts.

Nati was pissing his water. Ducked the fight...afraid. 

 

Last I checked this here was pre-fight from Nati, and he was more than confident.  Believe whatever you want to tell yourself if it helps your boy sleep at night though, we're all for the kid getting his zzzz's.  Hell, next time around, we'll help arrange for those zzzz's!  ?

 

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Leif "The Stand And Pray Viking" Leifsson

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14-3-0

Fucking hell, Mendoza really is one hell of a difficult guy to beat, but end good, all good. 

Mendoza using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Leifsson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Leifsson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mendoza's elbow.
Leifsson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
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Mendoza is rocked!
Leifsson drops Mendoza with a massive uppercut from the clinch! Oh my word, Mendoza is out cold! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Leif Leifsson!
Leif Leifsson retains his heavyweight title!
Leif Leifsson bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

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Andrew quit the game.  I don't have the time to play anymore, not consistently at least.  I'm letting go of our feeders and am giving BBFC to an owner who will keep the org going, although likely with a new brand.  I know he's got a passion for it and think he'll do well.  As for HFC, Igor and I both have very little time anymore.  I haven't had anyone else from the alliance take up the chance to run it.  So not sure now if I should close HFC, sell it, or keep looking for a suitable manager to run it.  Seems I've already heard from a few managers that they are only in HFC because I run it.  So not sure how it will do without a proven manager to run it.  

I want to do what's best for the fighters, and the managers of the org.  Even those who turn around and quickly toss out accusations at the first chance.  I have had only 2 days off in the past 3 weeks and spent them taking Andrew to San Antonio.  If you think I should put this game above my son, and my RL, then you can just kiss my ass because I have absolute zero respect for you or anyone selfish enough to share that mentality.  

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