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Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (58-14-0) #1 P4P Fighter on the Planet Juiced to the gills Kiribati's Most Wanted Voted Most Likely to Mike Tyson somebody's ear Disciple of the Just Bleed Gods 2021 Fighter of the Year 2022 Fighter of the Year 2022 Super Heavyweight Olympic Gold Medalist Even though Kilo's nickname is Bloodbath because he's notoriously known for his satanic blood rituals and violent human sacrifices inside the MMA cage, Kilo's nickname should be "The Punisher" for the beating he puts on his opponents. He pummels them into defeat with a dynamic attack known as the 8 points of contact and breaks them down from the inside out. His opponents should consider themselves lucky it's illegal, because he would use his granite chin and headbutt the shit out of them if he could. 58wins, 58 knockouts. He's turned out more lights than the Clinton's. Let's watch his highlight reel. Turn your night vision goggles on folks, there will be blood, violence, and chilling homoerotic fantasies if @Steel is in the room. Please ignore the sound of flesh flapping, he's just enjoying his moment away from the missus. Devastating Knees "Kilo's knees break opponents down and lesser men men wilt under his sheer power level. He's the scariest fighter I ever seen and he's sculpted like a Greek God. One that I'd like to rub lavender, coconut, and huckleberry on in the mornin'." @actionjackson Maluga working the clinch nicely. Gyu Yeob is working for position but Maluga cracks him with a big knee to the head! Gyu Yeob crumples up against the cage and Maluga lands two more shots before the ref can save Gyu Yeob! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga is working the Thai clinch up against the cage. He yanks Takuma's head to one side and delivers a picture perfect knee, right on the button! Boom! Down goes Takuma! He's out! He's out! The fight is over, just like that! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Kilo Maluga! Maluga drops Branca with a big knee straight up the middle! Branca is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Maluga! Branca is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga jerks The Barbarian's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! The Barbarian drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Maluga goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Maluga because The Barbarian was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy. Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a big knee! That's hurt Alyoshin! Oh, he's all over the place! Maluga lands another knee that sends Alyoshin to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Lethal Head Kicks "Kilo hails stan for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Not a single binary or non-binary person alive has survived Kilo's deadly roundhouse." @j666 Maluga lands a brutal head kick. Le Tobb looks out on his feet and Maluga throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga feints a jab and as The Barbarian dips his head, Maluga unleashes a brutal head kick that catches The Barbarian right on the jaw! Timbeeer! The Barbarian falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Maluga smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man. Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Cruz Jr wants to stay close but Maluga steps back to make room for something. Cruz Jr seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Maluga and Cruz Jr drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Look low, kick high! Maluga uses the oldest trick in the book to send Babinski tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Maluga is absolutely delighted - when Babinski wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a brutal head kick. Namasuzuki looks out on his feet and Maluga throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Johnson drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Maluga follows Johnson to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Leifsson misses with a body shot and Maluga counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Leifsson is out cold! A devastating KO! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Puno tries to land a body kick and as Puno loses concentration momentarily, Maluga counters with a picture perfect head kick! Puno goes down, out cold! The referee rushed in to check on his condition - I'm sure he'll be ok but that was a massive knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Uppercuts from Hell "It's a known and uncontested fact that Kilo has the most feared uppercuts in the business of combat sports. The one he hit Mumu with still gives me nightmares. R.I.P. Mumu me old mate." @TJMitchell Simard bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Maluga comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Simard falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Simard was out before he hit the floor! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Cruz Jr with a big uppercut! Cruz Jr tries to clinch up but Maluga pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Cruz Jr to the mat! Cruz Jr covers up and Maluga unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Kilo Maluga! Zulu leaves his chin hanging out and Maluga seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Zulu crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga dips a shoulder and cracks Mumu with a mighty uppercut! Mumu falls back against the cage and Maluga unloads with a barrage of strikes! Mumu is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Maluga screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga throws a big uppercut that drops Rain! More strikes from Maluga and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Rain lies dazed against the cage as Maluga celebrates with his cornermen! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Knox misses with a right hand and Maluga counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Knox to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops De Boise to his knees! Maluga keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga cracks Steve with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Steve tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Maluga pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Steve is not happy but he gave the referee no choice! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Big Right Hand "Kilo has single-handedly caused more CTE than the NFL." @Mannetosen Maluga lands a big right hook! Barrera looks hurt but is still standing! Maluga lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Barrera falls down and Maluga dives in with a huge hammer fist! Barrera's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Maluga runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a big right hand that drops Svensson! The killer instinct kicks in and Maluga finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga throws a monster overhand right that drops Spanner! Maluga follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! A shot to the body from Zulu misses and Maluga counters with a big right hand! Oh Zulu is in trouble here! Maluga follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Piano gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Maluga gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Spike throws a right hand that misses and Maluga counters with a big right hand! Oh Spike is in trouble here! Maluga follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Raper - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Sparxx glances at the clock... BAM! Maluga nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Sparxx crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Sparxx is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Steve misses with a left hand and Maluga counters with a right hand from hell and Steve is out cold! A vicious knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga cracks Knox with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Knox falls to his knees and Maluga doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga moves in close and cracks The Barbarian with a massive right hand! The Barbarian, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! McDonald misses with a body punch and Maluga counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Johnson walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Johnson limp body while Maluga jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Legend Killer "Kilo slayed legends of the Syn' Heavyweight division and ended some of the most impressive win streaks of all time. He carries Syn' on his back and I'm riding his coat tails. He's the undisputed GOAT and I've seen him shower, once. Best day of my life." @Icon73 Slice is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Maluga doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Slice crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Slice's bad books for that mishap! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga drops Tower with a big left hand! Tower is injured, injured bad! Maluga jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Piano gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Maluga points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Piano wakes up just in time to hear Maluga thank his coaches in the post fight interview. Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! The End! The reigning P4P #1 fighter and future Syn' Hall of Famer has collected more skulls than Conan. He's bagged more bodies than Rambo. You might have seen a couple names on there more than once, but that's only because Kilo's so nice he did it twice. He's clobbered more Belgium hookers than a methed up Hitler. Maluga lands an uppercut out of nowhere! McNasty falls backwards - clearly groggy! Maluga dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! What was that? Oh, nothing. Just Kilo beating the shit out of some street urchin Was that his trademark "Jackhammer" uppercut? Oh yes, he really jackhammered him right there, didn't he? Maluga cracks McNasty on the jaw with a powerful right hand and McNasty falls backwards against the cage. Maluga follows up with more strikes that drop McNasty to his knees. Maluga keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save McNasty! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Good god! Kilo jack hammered him again, did he? Oh yes he did dear boy. He really did. Media Archive! Craving more Kilo? We don't blame you! Pure unadulterated violence at its finest. For your fix of all media pertaining the Heavyweight GOAT of Syn' please check out our compilation below - free of charge! Mac Little meets Kilo & The KO King Kilo sounds off after loss Kilo wins YB Sol Invitational Grand Prix Kilo spanks Valentina's Ass Kilo bulldozes Tower; captures Syn' HW Title And still the #1 P4P King... Kilo toys with McNasty; defends title in style Kilo hates rave music... Rumor Mill: #1 p4p Kilo vs #2 p4p Tong Po First fight no fluke, Kilo mops McNasty Knox'd Out! Challenger bloodied and beaten! The Trilogy that crept up on nobody King of the Island Kilo ready for Zeta Yago, let's fucking go Kilo vs Babinski Presser The Last Dance Post-Fight Presser Kilo vs Pupuki Kilo's predicts winner of Babinski vs CDB Syn' 885 Pre-Fight Press Conference; Kilo vs KJ The Streak Ends; Kilo reflects on defeat Kilo captures Olympic Gold Medal Revenge at Supernova Maluga wants WAR Kilo's Dream Fights Maluga Crew attend SYN 934 Kilo murks Leif; Head Kicks into orbit Presidential Ambitions Planned for 2024 Kilo's Last Dance? Kilo Exclusive: For Blood & Money (TBD) SYN' 940 Pre-fight Interview SYN' 940 Recap Kilo vs YABAI Maluga given key to city of LA 2022 MMA Awards hosted by Kilo Maluga Kilo vs Leif V Overcoming Adversity Puno Head Kicked into oblivion Kilo & company attend WVT 73 Bloodbath's Heavyweight hitlist Suriname's Clarence Hoost Kilo livid with Doctor Stoppage Roid Rage: Kilo's outburst at WVT Igor's Hilarious Bad Predictions: Let's end this with hilariously bad fight predictions by "MMA Expert" @igorbyhenikov with predictions so bad and comically wrong, they deserve to be framed in the Hall of Shame. Sorry Igor, but Kilo keeps all his receipts. - Kilo vs Mumu - Kilo vs Rain - Kilo vs Sparxxx - Kilo vs McNasty II (Igor eats crow and reluctantly predicts Kilo will win) - Kilo vs Knox - Kilo vs Veainu - Kilo vs Steve (Igor picks Kilo twice!) - Kilo vs Knox II - Kilo vs Babinski - Kilo vs Conor VII - Kilo vs Pupuki - Kilo vs KJ KILO'S OFFICIAL SPONSORS Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga shows off his laundry list of lucrative sponsorship deals. The blood tribute must be paid before we can break bread proper. Favorite Attire Combinations: CAN BE FOUND AT CONVICTED, CONQUER, PWNAGE, & BONDI Currently waiting on Kilo™ edition LEGEND line from Conquer and Carnage. @j666 @DeadDisney Kilo is a master of piracy and 8 points of contact. @rjs2442 @AlexManiatakos @BusterGloves @Gator001 @DBM2 @bjornmma1 @Stef Kilo's favorite supplements:

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Hello children, it's your uncle Manny here. As you may or may not know, Patty Mcshittystereotype finally stepped out from bjorn's skirts and accepted a fight against former top 10 LW Satanic Panic. Well, the fight is coming up this weekend, and the question everyone is asking is this: How does a joke of a fighter match up against a joke fighter? Stay tuned, and we'll find out together. Who is Patty McGregoriggles? Young Patrick burst onto the (twitter) scene at just 18, and has been a fly in the ointment of every self-respecting 155er ever since. He's managed to amass a significant following on the back of hundreds of content-less newspaper 'articles' and his manager's verbal diarrhea. He's also crushed a couple of cans in his org, "super wolf fun times". Despite his alleged father being a giant ginger in a bowtie, Patrice himself looks more like a very constipated Joe Rogan. Yeah. Who is Satanic Panic? Satanic panic is a moral panic consisting of over 12,000 unsubstantiated cases of Satanic ritual abuse (SRA, sometimes known as ritual abuse, ritualistic abuse, organized abuse, or sadistic ritual abuse) starting in the United States in the 1980s, spreading throughout many parts of the world by the late 1990s, and persisting today. The panic originated in 1980 with the publication of Michelle Remembers, a book co-written by Canadian psychiatrist Lawrence Pazder and his patient (and future wife), Michelle Smith, which used the discredited practice of recovered-memory therapy to make sweeping lurid claims about satanic ritual abuse involving Smith. The allegations which afterwards arose throughout much of the United States involved reports of physical and sexual abuse of people in the context of occult or Satanic rituals. In its most extreme form, allegations involve a conspiracy of a global Satanic cult that includes the wealthy and powerful world elite in which children are abducted or bred for human sacrifices, pornography, and prostitution. Nearly every aspect of the ritual abuse is controversial, including its definition, the source of the allegations and proof thereof, testimonies of alleged victims, and court cases involving the allegations and criminal investigations. The panic affected lawyers, therapists, and social workers who handled allegations of child sexual abuse. Allegations initially brought together widely dissimilar groups, including religious fundamentalists, police investigators, child advocates, therapists, and clients in psychotherapy. The term satanic abuse was more common early on; this later became satanic ritual abuse and further secularized into simply ritual abuse.[1] Over time, the accusations became more closely associated with dissociative identity disorder (then called multiple personality disorder)[2] and anti-government conspiracy theories.[3][4] Initial interest arose via the publicity campaign for Pazder's 1980 book Michelle Remembers, and it was sustained and popularized throughout the decade by coverage of the McMartin preschool trial. Testimonials, symptom lists, rumors, and techniques to investigate or uncover memories of SRA were disseminated through professional, popular, and religious conferences, as well as through talk shows, sustaining and further spreading the moral panic throughout the United States and beyond. In some cases, allegations resulted in criminal trials with varying results; after seven years in court, the McMartin trial resulted in no convictions for any of the accused, while other cases resulted in lengthy sentences, some of which were later reversed.[5] Scholarly interest in the topic slowly built, eventually resulting in the conclusion that the phenomenon was a moral panic, which, as one researcher put it in 2017, "involved hundreds of accusations that devil-worshipping paedophiles were operating America's white middle-class suburban daycare centers."[6] Of the more than 12,000 documented accusations nationwide, investigating police were not able to substantiate any allegations of organized cult abuse.[7] Fight predictions? Patricia is Irish and thus probably Catholic. Catholics are a kind of Christian, but they put more of an emphasis on urban myths and systemic child molestation than on what the Bible says. Christians are very scared of Satanic Panic. Meanwhile, Satanic Panic has fought Christianity over 12 000 times since the 1980s according to his bio. Satanic Panic by TKO (Ritual abuse) Watch the fight. Or don't, I guess. SUPER WOLF FUN TIMES doesn't do PPVs. https://mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=360065&fidb=360000

? The King is back as the #1 ranking manager reaffirming his position as the GOAT of all things mmatycoon — equivalent to being the GOAT at Wiffle ball — showering his foes with his golden excellence. He laughs from his throne as he wins fights and his loyal subjects like the little Belgium who will not be named rot away in the infamous Gulag for being blasphemous to the King. #1 P4P Manager #1 P4P Fighter #1 Org Owner #1 Poacher #1 Ginger (piss off Louie) Pissing excellence on you fuckers since 2009. K*$$ my a$$ and $uck my d*ck, everyone Sincerely, #GOAT ?

Shoutout to that time I took matter into my own hands, and ganked an entire store since the owner (at the time) was AWOL. Anybody link me something eventful that happened while i was gone? (anything between 2015-2019)

Mac Little... Former #1 manager... Currently ranked Top 5... I just crushed your HW can crusher's 12 fight win streak. Kilo Maluga vs Conor The Barbarian footage of Mac Little's camp post fight

*After a store remodel and overhaul of the entire staff, Conviction Clothing was having a massive parking lot BBQ. All the usual suspects were around: Chris Karter, JBomb, Templeton, Downs...but Tony Harris was nowhere to be found. We caught up with JBomb to get some answers. He was back at the basketball hoop shooting with Elvis Frost, Ben Stone and Marco North.* Reporter: "JBomb, how come we never see Tony Harris at these events?" JBomb: "He's got better shit to do." Reporter: "Like what? Doesn't he own the place?" JBomb: "Why own a place when you have to do all the same shit everyone else does?" Reporter: "Well..." JBomb: "Look dude...there's bitches everywhere, booze everywhere, blunts everywhere...have fun, man. Don't worry 'bout T-Double." Reporter: "Eh...I guess you're right." JBomb: "I'm always right, dude. Now go grab a drink n' check out the new gear...I designed it myself."...*receives a pass from Stone and drills a three pointer*... *After looking at all the new clothes, I had to admit, the new stuff did look nice, very clean designs. I also noticed some outfits I had not seen in quite some time* http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371536722mifg-classicwhite.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371536804mifg-classicskullblack.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371536841mifg-classicskullred.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371536936mifg-classicskull%20-%20white.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371536988mifg-classicskull%20-%20black.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371537045mifg-classicskull%20-%20red.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371537116mifg-basics%20-%20white.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371537172mifg-basics%20-%20black.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1371537251mifg-basicred.jpg Reporter: "J, is this stuff?..." JBomb: "Yeah, old MIFG gear...I got more where that came from also so we'll be stocking more and more once we see what's sellin' n' what ain't." Reporter: "Still looks killer!" JBomb: "For sure, dude...now go get a fuckin' drink n' relax already!" *I had seen enough, it was time to party...but at Conviction, it's always time to party..." JBomb: "Oh dude...don't forget...we opened up the "Convicted Legends" line also...CHEERS!"

Kajun Puno http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15042037209588.gif just wanna give props to the #1 P4P fighter and undisputed HW champion of the game. http://mmatycoon.com/images/trophies/p4pG2.jpg

Puno was looking for his next opponent. His next challenge. Many thought it would be Musketqueer fighter Soa Palelei. Some thought a rematch with heavy hitting France fighter Obelix De Gaul was warranted. And many people have been clamoring for a showdown with Gerbert Bryant who's been gaining a lot of weight eating hype from GAMMA cans. As fate would have it, none of these fights would materialize due to a series of predictable circumstances. Obelix De Gaul did what the French do best and tapped out. Soa Palelei did his best impression of Bob Sapp and took a dive. http://i.imgur.com/sSa85oE.gif Meanwhile the #5 P4P fighter in the world and #1 ranked Super Heavyweight fighter, Gerbert Bryant, is too busy chasing WWE-style mismatches in B-list talent pool organization GAMMA. http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y344/MichaelAnthonyHunt/Fights%20etc/Emanuel-Yarbrough-nearly-wrangles-Takase.gif Puno had a lot to think about. Jean Pierre Garcon threw his name in the mix but Puno was 2-0 vs him and beating him a 3rd time would do nothing for his legacy. Bryant seemed like a logical superfight but was too busy chasing the canned food he was being fed at GAMMA. He was 13-7 when he signed with the Mentor-lead organization, and he's undefeated against GAMMA level talent, his only loss coming to a Convicted fighter from Syn' who proved to be in a different league. Bryant put on a pathetic display vs Gymer Alexandersson, hugging his leg for dear life for 5 consecutive rounds in a decision loss and put on one of the most boring displays of mixed martial arts in Heavyweight history in his defeat. Puno gave a hard look at Monte Zuma, the #4 HW sporting a 15-6 record that just upset Obelix De Gual in a SHW title fight. ODG was French. Him tapping out and surrendering the victory to his opponent was something that runs thick in his genetics and ancestry, and despite it being the first official submission loss on his record, it was long overdue. Puno wanted to challenge himself. He wants to prove to the world that he's the best Mixed Martial Artist on the planet. He's laid waste to many high-level strikers on his run to the #1 headband, but he hasn't faced any high level submission specialist. It became clear that Monte Zuma, a black belt under Ramiro Hamilton, posed the biggest challenge from a technical standpoint. Is it the fight everybody wants to see? No. Is it the lightning meet fireworks meet dynamite stand & bang fest the crowd loves to see? No. Does anybody know who Monte Zuma is? No. But it is a true Mixed Martial Arts fight vs an opponent with a very different dynamic and technical threat than Puno's previous opponents. Puno hasn't faced a high level grappler in an MMA fight since CFC when he took on Samir Lemaitre, but Puno, confident in his own ground game, doesn't feel threatened by his next opponents high level BJJ or the fact he submitted ODG. KAJUN PUNO http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/14/14b19.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20120325031119synbeltnew.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20150503122605dms4rb.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20130727154002new-asc-beltb2.png http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/trophies/p4pG2.jpg Heavyweight Record: 20 wins 1 loss 13 Knockouts 2 Submissions 5 Dec Sponsored by http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/thumbnail/1265562558convictedclothingthumbn.jpg "He earned title fight when he won super heavyweight title." "My job and obligation as Syn' champion to defend title vs all challengers." "Been awhile since I face a true grappler. As true mixed martial artist, I feel it poses a challenge and threat I haven't had to prepare for in long time." "Last opponent that grappled, Jean Pierre Garcon, a purple belt. He should know better, Puno could of smashed face but decided to display Jiujitsu and teach lesson." "Zuma is high level BJJ specialist in the cage. Dangerous on the ground, without doubt. But I am high level grappler and brown belt under Pluto Palhares (I used to be black belt, but they take away from me when I decide to punch people in face more)." "He is first person to submit ODG, but ODG is France fighter, and he did what his countrymen do best, surrender." "I compete in TWGC. I submit red belt, I submit black belts, I am silver medalist at TWGC tournament. I can't wait for him to dive into guard and I get to remind the world of submission ability."

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/eventposter.jpg Kajun Puno vs Robbie Luatua Ascension Heavyweight Title Fight #1 HW vs #2 HW http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1314435049c2.png Convicted Shootout -------------------------------------------------------- http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1951279/last.gif Robbie Luatua knocks out Cavey Beaumont in the 4th round for his 8th consecutive Ascension Heavyweight title defense http://performanceenhancingblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/ufc-144-hunt-knocks-down-kongo.gif?w=628 Luatua vs De Villefort @ MMA Grand in Las Vegas http://dojodrifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/6.gif Luatua vs Alexandersson @ Supernova VII - #2 Heavyweight in the World - 15 fight win streak - All by way of KNOCKOUT - Ascension Heavyweight Champion - Product of Die Reeperbahn Robbie Luatua is a scary man. With 26 wins and 24 KO's, Luatua is one of the hardest hitting fighters in the sport. The pride of New Zealand is on a 15 fight win streak and looked unstoppable as he's torched the entire Ascension Heavyweight division. He fights like a warrior with the heart of the Island and his punches land with the force of a tidal wave. He's one of the scariest men walking on the planet, but in his upcoming battle he's facing a different breed of fighter. http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/body-shot-knockouts/ufc-body-shot-knockouts-7.gif Puno vs Bo Juggernaut in first title defense @ EVO 314 Puno making Jean Paul Garcon look foolish @ EVO 311 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1282445/3_Travis_Bartlett_vs._Tyrone_Spong_2.gif Puno 2nd Round KO vs Obelix De Gaul @ Syn 527 in the LA Colosseum - #1 P4P (19-1-0 @ HW) - Syn' HW Champion - EVO HW Champion - Destiny HW Champion - MMA Hall of Fame - Product of Convicted Fight Club Kajun Puno is an animal. http://giant.gfycat.com/ShadowyMatureKronosaurus.gif Puno's K-1 debut vs Randolph Turpin @ Dynasty 1: Genesis Kajun is the definition of an MMA fighter. He has a brown belt under Pluto Palhares, his fathers infamous 'Puno Power' in both hands, and a degree at the Avon Barksdale school of ass-kicking. He carries the mystique of the original Pinoy Savage that makes him seem invincible. To quote a gentleman, "Watching Puno fight looks almost as if God himself got bored one day and decided to descend from Heaven to kick all of our arses one person at a time." and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

All hail the King http://cmt.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:cmt.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Thursday-1469134247.gif Youngest TWGC Div 1 winner ever? Hero Galanos The King adds another TWGC Div 1 champion to his collection. x8 TWGC Gold trophies in Div 1. Tolonen, Tamland x2, Fuujin, Donowitz, Marley, Ozzy, Galanos

"December 7, 2016, a date which will live in infamy." The first battle* [Ed. massacre] between the Tycoon World’s most famous alliances occurred. http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/gwad12345/hehe2_LI_zpsnf3hm3lh.jpg *OK, so I while I was writing I found out that there has actually already been one fight (sorry Stu) but I don’t feel like completely changing the premise so just accept this as the first fight for now. With that out of the way, allow me to proceed… In what was the first ever battle between the Musketeers and Convicted, the big Cs took a thorough ‘Fokin’ as chinless wonder and part time dictator Kim Jong Un dismantled some bum. The victory, while shocking to many in the MMA world, came as no surprise to Kim’s legion of devotees in the Peoples’ Republic, who, watching a live [Ed. delayed by 5 hours] feed back in Pyongyang, erupted into a standing ovation. http://media2.giphy.com/media/H2L0gd8Tq9v6o/giphy.gif The real story of the evening, however, came after the fight as the young North Korean’s manager, GWAD, who was understandably pleased to see the result, approached Convicted leader Chris Karter, the QFC King, to wish him better luck next time. Some sources claim GWAD may have inserted a comment which could be interpreted as smack talk but GWAD vigorously denied those allegations. In any case, Karter, was visibly upset to see GWAD and reacted regrettably, refusing to speak in polite conversation. http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/gwad12345/GWad_zps8gcigmfq.gif GWAD walks over to shake Karter’s hand post-fight and gets rejected As news of the faux pas between GWAD and CK broke, the MMA world became abuzz with speculation regarding CK’s valiant attempt to woo GWAD into Convicted. GWAD has already submitted his pre-approved application and signed his name in crayon as required and there are those that say Convicted is therefore legally bound to let him in. Betting markets have been thrown into turmoil as everyone tries to make sense of how this will affect the move. We believe there will be more news on this later. It must be stated that Karter has been uncharacteristically tight-lipped on the issue. For now, the only concrete takeaway from the evening is the bottom line. Let the record show, the score between the Musketeers and Convicted is: Musketeers: 2 Convicted: 0

Yes, it is true. I am ready to truly start a new chapter in my managerial history. I know you are all shocked beyond belief so I will allow you a minute to catch your breath and pick your jaw up from off the ground. After years and years of Karter’s begging and tears he finally wore me down. This is a patented CK strategy which he has perfected on the finest trailer park crack whores Northern Florida has to offer, it was only a matter of time. I am now filling out the necessary paperwork to officially become a member. Excited is an understatement. /// Convicted Inc. Membership Application [PRE-APPROVED] Instructions: Please print clearly, using small words. Crayon only. Name: G Wad Gender: Male (so far so good guys) Do you like piss? I like TO piss. (I hope there was a typo in the question, I’m a little worried about this one) Are you secure in your heterosexuality? Yes. (I really hope they don’t hold this against me) Can you pad our record and opp hype to make up for our appalling dear leader? I’ll try but it is a herculean task. Do you promise to relinquish all credit for your success to our shockingly insecure dear leader? ANYTHING! Welcome to Convicted! /// Rambo told me he is really stepping up recruitment. Anyone who has won 1 or more belts from a top ten org in the past 12 months is pre-approved. Just fill out their questionnaire, post it here and you are sure to get in! Rambo truly is a recruiting genius. Through my incredible investigatory skills I was able to deduce his (our?) next recruit, take a look: I’m not sure if Rambo sees something in him or if Shiftas will just be used to make CK feel slightly less inferior. Maybe both!

Presenting... your Knockout King. Your king pisser of excellence. majesty of winningness. pinnacle of manliness. beacon of humanity. biggest pimpstick on the block. \\Two Division 1 TWGC Champions Kazuka "Bazooka" Fuujin (10-3) defeats former TWGC champion and TWGC legend Mega Funkyama (14-4) Amisviiksi Tolonen (5-0) defeats Finnfighters prized grappler... who gives a shit (5-3) ... to add another D1 TWGC belt to the collection. Your KO King is the first manager ever to have a #1 P4P MMA fighter and #1 P4P KT fighter. First manager to ever have TWO #1 P4P MMA fighters and P4P #1 KT fighters. First manager to 500 KO's. 500 wins, 600 wins, 700 wins, 800 wins, 900 wins, and will be the first to a thousand wins... first manager to ever reach P4P #1 and have TWGC champions, not one, but two, division one tycoon champions. first to piss excellence. first king of title town. first to shower opponents in golden greatness. bask in my greatness tycoon. enjoy the prolific shadow that I cast.

Dean Sutherland Jnr - debuts 16th May 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14280502952448.png More news to come....

Dear Super Heavyweight Division: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uALRsU-7psg/T7Siz5pJtCI/AAAAAAAAAI8/YJY9x1uhGWM/s1600/hulk+smashing+loki.gif Sincerely, Neo Kable

700 wins http://static.twoday.net/jghd/images/baghdad-bombing1.jpg I've been dropping bombs on MMATycoon since June 9th, 2009. http://mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1377428407lol3.jpg Chris Karter (700) Opa Jokinen (644) "Clever" Hans Schmidt (603) Fat Boy (593) Johnny Lee Paris (575) Mr Gutz (568) Scott Davies (568) Captain Lou (563) Bradley Burns (530)

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/37/37a3.jpg Vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13808292985524.png p4p 49 - "Far" Ken Oath - 20-5 (19 via KO) p4p 2 - Carl "Crusher" Creel - 33-7 (29 via KO) In a weeks time fight fans from around the MMA Tycoon world are going to be treated to another Superfight involving 2 heavyweight superstars. Stu PIdasol's Ken Oath fresh off his demolition of former p4p champion Don Marciano will take on the the current number 2 and former number 1 fighter in Carl Creel. The fight is headlining Ascensions Lorde card. Ken Oath riding a 9 fight winning streak that has seen him shoot up through the ranks of the most stacked division in the MMA game. This is to be the biggest test of Oath's career as Creel hasn't lost a fight in his last 14. Both fighters have the ability to end the fight in one sickening blow, the 1 difference between the 2 is that Oath's chin has been his achilles heel throughout his career. Reporter: Ken, hows it all going we haven't heard much from you since the demolition of Don Marciano? Oath: I'm going great, there is nothing quite lke beating a fraud senseless. Speaking of Marciano have you seen who he is fighting next? The reporter does a quick scan of the MMA fight schedule.... Reporter: WTF.. Marciano the former king of the game is fighting some bum that has lost almost as many has he has won?? Oath: Hahaha.. Yeah I know, it's hilarious. Marciano reminds me of Austalia's Anthony Mundine.. Lots of talk, spoon fed opponents and no talent. But enough about that scrub. Reporter: I thought you might like to get a couple of digs in before we got your thoughts on Creel. Oath: Well you know me well. As for Creel, he is going to be tough opponent, but look at him, he's nothing more than a poor mans version of Marciano, slightly taller, slightly lighter, has no ground game and doesn't posses the same power of Marciano. Reporter: I never really thought of it like that.... Oath: Well I don't think many people would, so don't feel too bad, you're just like the majority of fight fans, you see a name, you see a manager and you jump to conclusions. Reporter: Well to be fair, many have said Templeton is the greatest manager of heavyweights and probably fighters the MMA world has seen. Oath: He may very well be, but that doesn't mean that once his fighters step into the cage they are unbeatable, people freeze up because of they think oh no it's one of Lance Templeton's fighters his reputation beats people before the fight even takes place.. Me I couldn't give a shit about who he is, what he has acheived. All I care about is coming out there and catching Creel early. I'm going to turn his lights out by the 3:25 mark of the first round. Reporter: You're now not only predicting a KO victory you're going to predict the time it happens as well, you sure you aren't biting off more than you can chew? Oath: No... Creel has enjoyed his time at the top, but his reign at the is gong to come crashing down at my hands. He won't fall as far as Marciano has but he will fall. Creel, my one piece of advice to you..... Enjoy it while it lasts.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/37/37a3.jpg "Far" Ken Oath - 19-5 (18 via KO) p4p 48 Reporter: Another impressive performance tonight defending your belt. An 8 fight winning streak, 7 via KO - I would say you have a few top heavyweights just a little fearful. Oath: Yeah I have no doubt. hey. But forget about the top heavyweights for now.. hey.. I'm here to talk about fucking 1 thing and 1 thing only... Hey.. We have all seen the manipulated fraud career of the so called "God Father" Don Marciano, we know he's been shielded from wrestlers and grapplers... hey.. We've seen the he said, she said Karter/JLP incident... true Well Mr Pisser of Excellence you want prove that Marciano isn't a washed up, has-been who's career is tainted through selective management...Hey Reporter: Have you just called Don Marciano out? Stu: Yeah that's exactly what Ken has just done. Put up or shut up time Karter.. Oath Vs Marciano. No other bullshit conditions that seem to follow you when fights are getting set up with you. Just a simple 5 round superfight. (Using superfight loosely as Marciano isn't much of a contender anymore) Reporter: You think this fight will really happen? Stu: No I don't think it will, Karter knows that Marciano is a chump. He will do his usual talking, won't commit to anything, do a bit more talking and eventually just talk his way out of a fight. That's his thing - good luck to him.

... WORK IN PROGRESS ... not sure how it'll look yet, forums give me issues, complicate things and make things look different. working on it. The Knockout King http://mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1377428407lol3.jpg At 20 years old a Christ-like figure took the MMA scene by storm. He brought the lightning, the thunder, and the heat. Chris Karter started his manager career with a 10 fight winning streak. He joined forces with the legendary Avon Barksdale and established Convicted Inc, the most powerful alliance in the game. Despite his greatness and early success, he didn't truly become invincible until he reunited with his Drunken Bum Alliance comrade Lance Templeton. Together the tag team duo became an unstoppable force of nature. 60 victories and 50 knockouts later it was inevitable that Chris Karter would claim the KO crown. Along the way he faced some adversity, but overcame all obstacles. A man of many triumphs and his share of heartbreaks, he reached the pinnacle, redefined the striking game, and put his stamp on MMATycoon history with authority. You've bathed in his excellence, you've tasted his glory, you've witnessed his greatness. He came, he saw, and he conquered. He is, The Knockout King. ... WORK IN PROGRESS ... Critic Reviews ... TO BE CONTINUED ...

"Womba hits like a girl and Kelly would make a better ring girl than manager." - Chris Karter http://i.imgur.com/J83NlaY.png Holy Pimps & Hoes Smokudju Womba (+270) vs Taj al Din (-400) ______________________________________________________________________________________ "Behind every war, there's a story." Ascension : Devil's Revenge http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gif al Din drops Grossman with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Grossman looks back up at him and smiles so al Din waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gif Grossman is rocked! The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! OH! Grossman has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! al Din smells blood and charges in for the finish! al Din unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Grossman sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Taj al Din! _______________________________________________________________________________________ "It's best to conquer adversity with an iron fist and a gallon of excellence." Ascension: Nova Era al Din scores with a decent looking hook. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gif Kenji is rocked! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut.gif Kurokawa Kenji's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters. al Din throws a push kick but Kenji slaps the foot to one side. Kenji is still on wobbly legs! Can al Din finish him? al Din looks to land a combination but Kenji avoids it well. Kenji seems to have recovered his senses. al Din fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kenji. al Din fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gif al Din drops Kenji with a beautiful combination! Kenji stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - al Din is looking for the KO! The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kurokawa Kenji's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Taj al Din! Taj al Din decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. _______________________________________________________________________________________ "When a defining moment comes along, you can do 1 of 2 things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you." Ascension: Letting Go al Din cracks Sackett on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Sackett falls backwards against the cage. al Din follows up with more strikes that drop Sackett to his knees. al Din keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Sackett! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taj al Din! Taj al Din is the new light heavyweight champion! Taj al Din took some time post fight to say the following; "When a defining moment comes along, you can do 1 of 2 things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you. Ladies & gents, give it up for Yance Sackett!" (raises the former champs hand in the air & the crowd goes wild) "You have the heart of a warrior mate. Respect. Let's burn one down." _______________________________________________________________________________________ "Ascension and Geezer's Palace merged, I beat their champion." Hickok misses with a left hand and al Din counters with a right, left combo that wobbles Hickok badly! al Din follows up with a massive right hook, straight to the bridge of the nose that knocks Hickok out cold! Oh wow, what a finish! Very reminiscent of Koscheck vs Yoshida as Taj al Din finished him against the cage. Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Taj al Din! "I earned my way back to the title..." al Din lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Manoel - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for al Din! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Taj al Din! "After I won it, I defended it against all of Ascension's contenders." al Din lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Sturd can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from al Din and Sturd drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by al Din. Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taj al Din! "I have fought on the biggest stages of the game, from the LA Coliseum to the Wombley Arena. I cleared the division and moved to another top 10 organization to take on their champ, AJ Hearts. We fought. He wrestled. I prevailed." al Din cracks Hearts with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Hearts tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but al Din pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taj al Din! "I respect Womba's submission ability. He's one of the best in the world, but he's not the only fighter that can end the fight from his back." Axelsson is posturing up here but al Din has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Axelsson tries to roll out but it's too tight and Axelsson has to tap! Slick submission there by al Din! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Taj al Din! "They say I need to watch out for Womba's guard, but I think he should beware of mine." http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/takedown.gif al Din successfully pulls guard. al Din keeping moving, preventing Archer from controlling successfully. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif al Din is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Archer frees his head nicely. Oh but al Din has switched to an armbar! Archer is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Taj al Din! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif Vandalay is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but al Din has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Vandalay is looking to defend but al Din has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Vandalay! Taj al Din pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Vandalay taps out and this one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Taj al Din! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif al Din has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think McDonald should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Taj al Din has tightened it up now! McDonald should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Taj al Din! "We are two of the best fighters on the planet, it's a fight that the fans have wanted to see for a long time, and this is a fight that I have pushed for in the past. This will most likely go down as the biggest fight of both of our careers. Good luck Womba. You will need it. May the best man win, and we will burn one down when the dust settles."

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/ConvictedTV.png "Convicted Inc is home to the best fighters and managers on the planet. We're part of tycoon history,as the greatest alliance of all time. People often ask me, why Convicted? What are you Convicted of? What were you Convicted for? As if it weren't obvious enough, we're Convicted for being Bad Ass Mother Fuckers." - Chris Karter http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/Untitled_zps0273d239.png "The Godfather" Don Marciano (36-6-2) #1 HW EMPIRE HW Champion - The Syndicate HW Champion Don Marciano has been one of the best fighters in the HW division since his championship reign at Sauna Fights, and he's established himself as the HW champion of the world by capturing The Syndicate and EMPIRE's titles. Often criticized for being a one dimensional fighter, his gameplan may be simple but it's effective; hit your opponent in the face until he hits the canvas. Vengeance runs deep in the Marciano blood and beating him only prolongs the inevitable ass kicking you deserve - of his 6 losses he's avenged every one of them by way of knockout. The Godfather's one of the best at what he does, and he's one of the meanest guys in the division. Career Highlights: vs The Dos Equis Guy: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=536776 vs Trey Marshall 2: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=519590 vs Maxim Dragunov: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=403672 vs Son Goku: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=379757 Next Fight: Jake Ryan (38-15-5) #7 HW http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/9/9w20.jpg "The Lion" William Mackenzie King (25-11) #6 LHW IMMA LHW Champion WMK has lived the ultimate underdog fantasy his entire career. He hit the pinnacle of fame by defeating legendary Jeremy Tonal to capture the GAMMA LHW title in what was dubbed the upset of the year, and possibly the upset of the century. He went from a reletively average fighter to the top of the food chain overnight. Unfortunately 4 straight losses and a cut that almost cost him his career forced him into an early retirement. Like every true warrior, he returned to fighting. He's 7-1 since his semi-retirement and captured the IMMA LHW title by knocking out Moacyr Domingos De Matos in spectacular fashion and dedicated the fight to all the hidden deficient fighters out there, "Thank you to IMMA for believing that I had this in me, and for Convicted Inc for their support. This title is for every fighter who has been told theyre not good enough, or have defects that cannot be overcome. I have many defects, and this title is ours." He's every can and has-beens favorite fighter, the ultimate underdog, but excellent management and council by Convicted Inc manager Soyster Eighty-Nine has propelled him into greatness once again. His next fight is against Smokudju Womba, and most of Convicted are betting the house that WMK adds another upset to his illustrious career. Career Highlights: vs Moacyr Domingos De Matos: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=546874 vs Mike Holmes: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=543487 vs Jeremy Tonal: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=418625 Next Fight: "The African Assassin" Smokudju Womba (27-5) #1 LHW http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/31/31b1.jpg Raphael "Raph" Marciano (19-1) #6 LW The younger brother of Don Marciano, it's no surprise that he may just be the hardest hitting LW on the planet. If you thought his older brother was mean, you haven't seen nothin yet. Raph doesn't just show up to beat his opponents, he comes to strike fear into their hearts and make them question every ounce of their manhood while they're laying on the canvas, beaten to a bloody pulp, quivering in the shadow of the scary man standing over them. His only loss was a controversial split decision which left fans and experts scratching their heads, undoubtedly the judges were paid off by Steel Penn to tarnish his perfect record. He avenged this loss with a demolition derby in the first round, upholding the Marciano honor and way of life, avenging his only black mark on his record. This mini-power puncher's tougher than nails with an iron jaw and unparalleled fortitude, he is one of Convicted's best kept secrets. Dubbed by the alliance to be the man to knock Otso Jokinen's mouthpiece into the crowd, there's a lot of pressure riding this fella and he's stepped up to the plate every fight. Career Highlights: vs Andy La Plegua: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=547903 vs Elias Virtanen 2: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=529985 vs Jie Liu: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=500768 vs Dorian King: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=418031 Next Fight: TBA (Ascension LW Title!) More to come. Might edit this a few times to correct things when I have the time to check it.