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I'll sign up Ardahan Battuga to 170 and Pyotr Petrov to 155 (if you confirm, I'll start dropping his weight) https://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=390775 https://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=390681

Oh nice, we're doing this again. No one wants to run it on the Forums like the last few times? I know it's a bunch of work but it's the only option imo other than autodraft. Live draft will NEVER work with this group.

Thanks boys. Pleasure doing business.

GWad wins another tournament, what's up? I accept your prizes, admiration, and everlasting devotion when you have a chance.

ALFRED'S KAMPF Chapter 4: Indoctrination Based on shocking testimony from a inside source, we delve into the origin and innerworkings of Alfredmacht. As soon as his conscription was complete, Alfred, hand in hand (literally), with top Commandant Christopher Karter, systematically set about brainwashing his recruits (henceforth referred to as victims) to fit his reprehensible worldview. Our source tells us that the harrowing ordeal began with listening to several hours of Kanye West over a loudspeaker followed by a three-hour lecture by Commandant Karter exploring in minute detail Herr Nick Fuentes’ opinion that sex with women is gay, before concluding largely sympathetic to Fuentes' view (or, as Karter put it, at least in the case of biological women). Afterward commenced a series of menial mental and physical tasks designed to break the spirit of even the most resolute among them. Upon completion of the curriculum, victims had only to clear a mandatory prostate exam (two in the case of Mannetosen who insisted not to have been confident in the results of the first) before goosestepping into full membership of the perfidious organization. Rumors of sexual improprieties against the victims during the indoctrination process could not be corroborated but leaked images of the Fuhrer and Commandant Karter salivating as victims are seen practicing the downward dog have done little to dampen suspicions. One also wonders if ‘thou doth protest too much’ as members of Alfred’s camp hurl baseless accusations against Team GWad and inexplicably denigrate the good name of the greatest president in American history, Joseph Robinette Biden. The end result is clear as day. Their scientifically developed curriculum has, for reasons not yet fully understood, successfully erased victims’ command of English and transformed previously sound minds into mush. The world waits with bated breath to see if, once GWad has secured the unconditional surrender of Alfred and his top Commandant, there’s any chance at rehabilitation for the victims.

Даже ты, товарищ?

Tоварищ Тоссин расстроен тем, что не получил приглашения на секс втроем.

Nothing will end GWad and Billy's great love affair. Not your jackboots, not your gas chambers. Nothing.

Now that's a real American right there god bless. A shame the Nazis sent you to be a sacrificial lamb.

The Nazis took bites out of shrimps like Poland and Czechoslovakia before spreading their cheeks for the big dogs. They don't want none of this.

Really should have Midnight Express'ed him when I had the chance.

Keisuke will to make furious combat to finish Finnish fool.

Glorious. The Alf-right are gonna whine and cry but what can you do.

Albert Summertop huh? What kind of crypto shiz is this?

Republican translation: [has furious gay sex in truck stop bathroom] lol cope bruh

GWad condemns this heinous terror attack by pro-Alfred militia. People of Montreal, the World; have no fear. GWad, champion of the people, defender of humanity, is fighting for YOU.

Wow an Italian cheese? Reeks of fascism my friend.

Lamestream media lackey. He didn't ask the real question on everyone's mind which is of course: Kill Alfred?

Team Alführed rn

THE GWAD POST Covering all things GWad A hush falls over the teeming crowd as out from the convoy of limos that rolls up to the stage pops… can it really be? Yes! It’s GWad! Legendary Tycoon manager extraordinaire, philanthropist and champion of the people. GWad surveys the crowd. The audience draws a collective breath and a deafening silence seeps into the atmosphere. A lone infant can be heard letting out a faint cough somewhere in the massed throng. In a manner that can’t be described as anything less than sexual, GWad throws one clenched fist in the air and all at once the horde explodes into a frenzy of applause, hollers and bellows. Women and gay men faint. Coolly and calmly, GWad strides to the podium. But the crowd shows no sign of letting up, their volume only increasing. Scanning the teeming mass from side to side, front to back, GWad nods silently. After 5 minutes of raucous celebrations, GWad makes a quick gesture with his hand and in a few moments recomposes the crowd. Again, one can taste the tension in the air as thousands upon thousands await GWad’s first words. GWad opens his mouth as if to speak but pauses. 100,000 people strain to hear with bated breath. This is the greatest moment of their lives. He speaks softly into the mic, “You all know why I’m here." As the last syllable rolls off his tongue a chorus of chants spontaneously erupts from the crowd. “G-Wad! G-Wad! G-Wad! G-Wad!” … GWad grins. “That’s right!” he bellows at the top of his lungs, “we’re going to KILL ALFRED!” “Kill-Al-fred! Kill-Al-fred! Kill-Al-fred!” … the crowd screams back. A diminutive middle-aged man with glasses standing at the edge of the stage shuffles to the podium and whispers something into GWad’s ear before shuffling back. The chants continue, unabated. GWad clears his throat. “Metaphorically” he qualifies, switching to a lower octave. “Kill-Al-fred! Kill-Al-fred! Kill-Al-fred!” … the crowd continues, unperturbed. “Thank you for coming to my press conference” GWad says, switching into another gear as the chants show no sign of letting up. “I’ll take a few questions from the media.” As awestruck as everyone else, the journalists in attendance gape in amazement at GWad, no one speaks up. Finally, as the chants slowly die down, one courageous notepad-clad professional collects himself and pipes up, “Can you really do it? Can you really defeat another team tainted by the scourge of Alfred?” “KIIIIILL-ALFREEEEED!” a shrill, high-pitched cry comes from one woman in the audience a few rows back, losing all control at the sound of his name. “Yes” says GWad, ignoring the scream. “I do what must be done.” [Frenzied applause] The journalist simply mouths the word “Wow” and starts furiously scribbling in his notepad. “GWad!” cries out another journalist. “Yes. You” “GWad, what is your team doing to prepare itself?” “We’ve had incredible buy in. Our chemistry is through the roof. We are all united under a common goal…” A few excited cries of “Kill Alfred!” can be heard in the crowd, interrupting GWad’s train of thought. GWad continues, “We fight for justice. We fight for light. We fight for all that is holy. That, is our strength.” Applause from all corners of the audience, no one as vigorous as the reporter who asked the question. A tear streams down his cheek. “GWad! GWad!” several reporters now shout. “OK, OK settle down” GWad says. “You. Go” “GWad, who will you be entering? Who is your champion.” “Weeeelll we’ll see won’t we” GWad smirks back, grinning from check to cheek. “Too early to say now, as you well know, but nice try. I can say the new recruits are just brimming with potential. I’m especially looking forward to seeing young Derfla Summertop in action. He was scientifically engineered to be the exact opposite of everything evil and wrong with the world.” GWad scans the audience for a moment. “OK” he says. “I can take one more question.” “GWad!” one intrepid reporter shouts quickly. “OK, young man, shoot.” “Kill Alfred?” the reporter asks. GWad simply winks and slowly starts walking back to his limo. As he glides to the car, GWad is bombarded by a stream of panties hurled from the crowd but he remains unphased. Pausing at the car door, GWad looks back one last time at the throng and again silently throws his fist in the air. The crowd lets loose a roar and the familiar chanting commences again. The chants remain audible to GWad until the limo puts a solid 2 miles between itself and the podium.

Thank you everyone for your tremendous support and patience. It's obvious you're all chomping at the bit to hear the good word. The press conference will get under way soon. Daudy, I have no idea who you are but it's so great to meet you!

I'm hearing reports that GWad has called a press conference for tomorrow morning. This is BIG news and something you will surely not want to miss.

You're just sour you left yourself wide open to that one. Classic. This has just been a show of force. Renounce the far-right or face our full wrath.

Fuck Alfred. Retweet if this is meaningful to you and your family.

I'll take part