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Convicted are an institution and have been a shining beacon of excellence for many years. With that success, quite naturally there comes bitterness and resentment but with Karter at the helm we’ve overcome petty jealousies and led from the front throughout. Only recently through the portal of the SFL, Convicted, with its partners in other established alliances ‘saved’ multiple failing orgs for the betterment of Tycoon. While we are prepared to take your word for it that the Naughty crew self regulate its members, it’s important to get the magnitude of an alliance into context. While the Naughty boys is alliance few have heard of, (we had to ask around to find out who you were, took a while too) Convicted is an institution. We will in due course discuss this with Manne but for now we would ask that everyone toast the absolutely outstanding career of Pekka, maybe the 185lb GOAT?

Fear not this has been reported to Convicted complaints department where Manne will be audited against our strict codes of conduct, ethical, discrimination and corporate social responsibility policies. Unfortunately our service standards have been impeded of late due In no small part to Chairman Karters frequent and lengthy incarcerations, however rest assured, as a thorough and ‘impartial’ investigation has already begun. convicted

Karter wasn’t born - he was sent.

You left out Butch always a tough fight for anyone who fights with a fighter that loves pizza.

Sweet Jesus Gwad ~ Dunes , he’s about as charismatic as Camara taking a dump in doorless public toilet

Vincent ‘The Golden One” Lomax

Tanyev vs Lomax 1,2 and 3

Chris Karter Mannetosen Action Jackson Butch Harris

Action Jackson

Ife Edwards - 185lb Superstar - Dunes has fought no one , hurt no one , and he’s fucking dull. A slug master my arse more the tickle fairy. Another cheese chump. Release him SFL and sign real fighters.

Lomax remains in Medically Induced Coma after Brutal KO Loss In a short brief and brutal fight - In what many termed 'execution style' - Vincent 'The Golden One' Lomax relinquished his World Title once again to Valentin Tanyev. It was a shocking performance from the Golden One, who left the arena without having regained consciousness. Enigmatic Convicted Superstar Manager Marcus 'Steel' Crassus commented:- "Vincent was taken to hospital and is yet to regain consciousness. It was fucking diabolical display, shameful and I am almost speechless. Vincent has brought disgrace to my gym, and if he does recover I will tell him the same. Assuming he recovers, I want him on the December 30th card." When Crassus was asked about the rumour Lomax had smoked weed with Chris Karter during the undercard, Crassus commented:- "At this stage, who the fuck knows, Lomax is big buddies with Chris and Chris was fucked last night so I cant rule it out. Edison was there for a while and he just told me everything was 'cool' and 'Jesus' had a plan. what the fuck that meant I don't know, and it doesn't bare thinking about as Karter, Edison and whole load of other SFL fighters and ambassadors were a train wreck last night. I understand Tosen & Glenn were arrested?" On the prognosis for Lomax: "Do I look like a fucking neuro surgeon, he got his head bashed again, he probably didn't even realize he was in the cage, and as for Chris saying ' Lomax is devastated' the fucking idiot doesn't even know he's fucking lost yet. I can say this though, its a fucking great hospital he is in - they have loads of experience dealing with head trauma - anyone wanting to see him when he regains consciousness - go to the specialist 'Finnfighters' ward."

Edison Atunes “ been asked about Latrobe Arundel. My opinion is I want the fight New Years Eve so I can crown my year with the ultimate win and the P4P Crown. Arundel offers the greatest test but he has a chin, and I will crack it, it’s a formality.”

There was once a Tycoon manager on the run for multiple felonies across all 54 US states - he ingeniously used a tycoon account to source ammunition, hardware, sophisticated anti surveillance equipment and donuts from his contacts in the community. This man is still to be Convicted.... Dont fuck with our guy on purge night.

Lomax vs Tanyev is the biggest fight in SFL history The Golden One is seeking revenge over his respected foe. Victory and he is the GOAT Edison - if he beats Jones - bring Latrobe Arundel

Vincent Lomax claims SFL World 205lb Title after 3 rounds of cheese, The Golden One obliterated the Champ. Not a Finn victim - but another dominant Convicted performance.

Edison Atunes KO2 Jake Bird - Retains Undisputed World Middleweight Championship. Another Finnfighter downed by Convicted.

Nice -Lomax will deliver a stream of golden violence later today.

SFL 15 - Red Panty Night September 29 sees SFL 15 - and Light Heavyweight Superstar Vincent ' The Golden One' Lomax headline another card and he takes a another step towards the Hall of Fame. Lomax who has seen off Hopkins and Coleman without breaking a sweat takes on over achiever Joe Derrick, for as long as Lomax chooses the fight to last. Lomax is targeting both the 205 and 265 belts held by fighters Lomax himself described over the weekend as 'crap'. Joe Derrick commented on getting a dream match up against Lomax: " Absolute honour, before the fight I am gonna get Vincent to sign my gloves, shorts, hell even my mum wants to meet him, he's a legend. I'm nervous as hell, but I'll get myself the best private medical insurance money can buy and make sure the family take lots of photos come fight night. I'd like to thank Chris Karter, he is the one true god for allowing me to share a cage with the Vincent who is a huge hero of mine.'

Squid - note it’s smack you’re talking to Lomax not Crassus not Akinwande As Crassus I go into character as Lomax too. The point is I’m keeping the SFL smack thread ticking over until the reviews. As manager- fair point on the weight, it’s something I’ve whinged about in the past, so I’ll put it right. Clearly Joseppe didn’t see it as a factor or he would have kicked off. As manager- hopefully Lomax vs Hopkins II happens soon because as it’s needle match. Hopefully we beat Coleman - but who the fuck knows with Lomax- and Tany wins , and we get the 3rd fight. On the off chance L beats T fighting H would be interesting. So chaps it’s smack - Randall is a great guy and Tany posts in character. Ok I’m now off to emulate guys in the Tour de France , only slower and with cake and a cappuccino. I’m not character when I ride - lol CK is the one true god.

Lomax- ah Babinski , youre really optimistic that youll still be champ when I get to 265? Good luck with that chump. As for weight, on my way , hadnt actually noticed I was light but youre showing youre a whiny bitch. You wont be champ long, youve fought no one and Ill take on the champ at New Years. You boy will watching or on my undercard.

Vincent Lomax KTFO of Phil Coleman headlines this weekends SFL 10 card. Lomax has been busy in the gym practicing unloading his post KO golden shower after complaints he stained the SFL cage during Guiseppe Hopkins golden show after his management put his stricken body into the recovery position. Lomax sends the champ his regards and looks forward to sleeping the big guy next month. Lomax is also considering moving 265 to become the champ champ in a New Years Superfight. Lomax said - 265 is weak, the champ is weak , they need a bad ass - News Years Ill take that belt then go party.

Shocking match up for Turturro - his build is dreadful, one of the worst one dimensional builds Ive seen. His only strength was weaker than Bjornessons bread and butter , so we boxed - and thats shit too lol. Well done though - did think hed counter grapple and try for a sub but ground sliders arent my thing. Kudos for the win.

Babinski is lucky- been totally outclassed last 2 fights and got away with it.

Marcus Crassus when leaving the arena last night with his usual mid 40s call girls was asked his opinion on the Spanner Babinski fight Spanner takes this no problem, praise be to the one true god Crassus then displays his latest tattoo etched on the ass of his favourite hooker. look I had that done yesterday- beautiful, Chris looks great , and I get to pray while slotting it in the back door, hail king Karter .

THE AFTERMATH- Lomax vs Hopkins Richie Ciapelli of MMA USA catches up with Former Underground LHW champ and current SFL number contender Vincent Lomax. Richie - Vincent, thanks for meeting with me today, and congratulations on your stunning upset defeat of the undefeated champ champ Hopkins. Vincent - Thanks Richie but first let me make it clear, theres only one true god and praise be to the Lord for without Chris Karter we are nothing. I dedicated this fight to him. Richie - ahem .... touching. Ok .... you declined interviews post fight , why was that ? Vincent - Didnt think it was appropriate.... Hopkins was in a bad way ... the doctors were real worried... he took a real beating and I needed to know he was out of danger. Richie - classy Vincent, yes hospital reports said he was in ICU for 2days but hes recovering now. Giuseppe reported he had a fractured leg, smashed orbitals and his jaw hadnt just been broken it was shattered. Vincent - he had severe concussion too ( Vincent smiles displaying his golden front teeth) Richie - errrr yes that too. Vincent- I fucking pissed excellence right? Richie - so whats next ? Valentin won but rumours are he is looking elsewhere. Vincent - he aint, Karter is, he dont want to make that fight yet so hes setting Valentin up with a bum. Richie - Valentin openly called you out? Vincent - Nah not really , hes ok , in fact he thanked me for getting rid of Hopkins. Were gonna fight , I want the fight , he wants it too, no need for me to call him out. Hes a great fighter... I want to run back again ... again (laughs) Richie - Have you any advice for Hopkins? Vincent - no. Oh wait .... no , couldnt give a fuck to be fair.