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Event:
HFA 205 R1
Date: May 31, 2024 |
#R1#
Buzzkill connects with a body shot that sends McWanker's belly button to the back.
Buzzkill throws a series of punches but McWanker moves out of range.
Buzzkill lands a two punch combo.
Timmy Buzzkill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Buzzkill throws a right and a left that McWanker avoids nicely.
Buzzkill has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McWanker goes for a takedown attempt but Buzzkill pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
#TD#
McWanker is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Buzzkill's half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWanker stops Buzzkill from getting back to his feet.
#SUB#
McWanker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
McWanker throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T1#
McWanker prevents Buzzkill from standing back up.
#ES2#
Buzzkill manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Buzzkill cracks a nice hook into McWanker's ribs.
Buzzkill throws a series of punches but McWanker avoids them all with ease. #CL2#
Buzzkill rushes McWanker and presses him up against the cage.
Buzzkill lands a hook that snaps the head of McWanker backwards.
McWanker tries to land knees in the clinch but Buzzkill avoids the damage to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Buzzkill. #T2#
McWanker is trying to drag Buzzkill to the mat but Buzzkill just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McWanker is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerk McWanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Buzzkill digs a right hand underneath McWanker's ribcage. McWanker let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McWanker looking for a takedown.
A body shot lands from Buzzkill.
McWanker is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Buzzkill scores with a nice hook to the head.
Buzzkill lands a left hand that snaps the head of McWanker backwards.
Buzzkill lands an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Buzzkill as the two fighters clinch.
Buzzkill lands a hook to the side of the head.
Buzzkill makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Buzzkill.
A short right from Buzzkill on the inside.
Buzzkill softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Buzzkill lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T3#
Buzzkill working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#ROC2#McWanker is rocked!
McWanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Oh McWanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A hook to the body from Buzzkill.
Buzzkill scores with a shot to the side of McWanker's head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Buzzkill.
Buzzkill lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Buzzkill.
Buzzkill works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Buzzkill cracks McWanker with a nice body shot.
Buzzkill lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Buzzkill lands a right hand.
Buzzkill creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends McWanker's eyes rolling into the back of his head! McWanker drops to his knees and Buzzkill pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Timmy Buzzkill!
A victorious Timmy Buzzkill thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 17, 2024 |
#R1#
A slow jab from Yomero misses its intended target. #TD#
McWanker closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Yomero quickly recovers to half guard.
McWanker working the head and body with strikes. #SUB2#
Yomero looking for submissions off his back.
McWanker trying to mount his opponent but Yomero defends it. #SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura here.
Yomero wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero is trying to control but can't.
#T1##SUB#
McWanker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yomero doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McWanker.
Yomero should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Yomero wants to get back to full guard but McWanker has mounted him!#SUB#
McWanker has control of Yomero's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Yomero regains control of the situation pretty easily.
#SUB#
McWanker goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Yomero is on top in guard.
Yomero seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T2#
McWanker looking to control.
Yomero is fighting to break McWanker's control of his arms but McWanker is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
McWanker lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Yomero has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. McWanker is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Yomero.
McWanker wants to control but Yomero is keeping him busy. #SUB#
McWanker tries for a kimura but Yomero is defending well. #T3##SUB#
McWanker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Yomero is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McWanker creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Yomero tries to buck McWanker off but McWanker is having none of it.#SUB#
McWanker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Yomero knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Yomero tries to buck McWanker off but McWanker is having none of it.#T4##SUB#
McWanker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Yomero tries to bench press McWanker off him but McWanker keeps the position.
Yomero manages to work his way to half guard, despite McWanker's best efforts.
McWanker prevents Yomero from improving his position.
McWanker wants to control but Yomero is keeping him busy.
Yomero trying to control from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWanker content to control rather than advance.
McWanker is trying to control the action in half guard but Yomero is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jerk McWanker dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
McWanker dodges the punch combination from Yomero.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Yomero avoids it well and moves away.
Decent striking displayed by Yomero there.
Yomero connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McWanker momentarily.
McWanker darts in trying to clinch
and Yomero cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
No luck for McWanker with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero misses with an uppercut. McWanker saw that one coming.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Yomero avoids it well and moves away.
A nice combination there by Yomero.
Yomero throws a hook but McWanker avoids it easily.#T1##TD#
McWanker closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB#
McWanker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yomero doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McWanker. #SU#
McWanker escapes and gets back to his feet.
Yomero lands with a good body shot.
Yomero lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McWanker circles away quickly and effectively.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWanker is defended easily by Yomero.
McWanker looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T2#
Yomero throws a lazy uppercut
#TD#
and McWanker counters with a nice double leg into guard.
McWanker landing some decent shots from guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWanker controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWanker sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Yomero's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWanker is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Jerk McWanker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T3#
Yomero is looking for a sweep. McWanker is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
McWanker is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Yomero is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 10, 2024 |
#R1#
McWanker shoots in but no luck this time.
It looked like Hall wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McWanker has a takedown stuffed.
McWanker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Danny Hall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerk McWanker.
McWanker closes the distance and clinches up with Hall, looking for a takedown. McWanker pushes Hall against the cage but Hall circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hall is fending him off so far but McWanker persists. Nope, Hall circles away and we're back to standing.
McWanker shoots in and drives through. Hall sprawls well.
Hall swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
McWanker misses with a takedown attempt
and Hall counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T1#
McWanker tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hall swivels and escapes.
Hall stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hall wants it to stay on the feet.
McWanker closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hall counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! McWanker has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Danny Hall! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 07, 2024 |
#R1#
Cervantes lands with a nice body punch.
Cervantes comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jab from Cervantes.
Cervantes throws a half hearted mid kick.
Decent striking displayed by Cervantes there.
A leg kick checked by McWanker.
Cervantes connects with a body shot that sends McWanker's belly button to the back.#TD#
Cervantes gets caught napping as McWanker dives in and scores a takedown. Cervantes manages to retain guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cervantes can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McWanker controls the pace.
Cervantes looking for a sweep. Not yet Cervantes, not yet.
Cervantes preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cervantes can do anything to dispel that myth.
McWanker wants to pass the guard but Cervantes is keeping the position.
McWanker's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T1#
Cervantes is trying to keep McWanker in close.
McWanker postures up in Cervantes's guard and throws a big left but Cervantes blocks it.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Cervantes working a defensive guard but McWanker passes into half guard.
#SUB#
McWanker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Cervantes is just riding it out for now. McWanker eventually gives up the hold.
Cervantes is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McWanker passes the guard and advances to mount! #T2##SUB#
McWanker working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. Cervantes looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by McWanker! Submission of the night perhaps?
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 04, 2024 |
#R1##TD2#
McWanker closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
McWanker working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
McWanker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cervantes on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cervantes tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
McWanker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Cervantes is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McWanker wants to control but Cervantes is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
McWanker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Cervantes has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB2#
McWanker has hold of Cervantes's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Cervantes tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - McWanker cranks the arm and Cervantes screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Cervantes, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jerk McWanker!
As Jerk McWanker got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 01, 2024 |
#R1##CL2#
McWanker clinches up with Quincy and pushes him back against the cage.#TD2#
McWanker manages to pull guard.
#SUB2#
McWanker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Quincy defends it easily.#SUB2#
McWanker is looking to cinch up a triangle. Quincy throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to McWanker's body to avoid the submission. McWanker has instead reached around Quincy's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! McWanker arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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