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Event: Syn Europe 98     
Date:   Jan 30, 2019
#R1#
Cancer throws a right hand that misses
and Cruz counters with a one-two to the body.
Cancer throws a looping overhand right but Cruz ducks down to avoid it.
Cruz half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Cancer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cancer misses with a hook to the body
and Cancer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cruz shoots in but Cancer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Cancer is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Cruz shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cancer as he avoids it easily.
Cancer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Cancer darts in and out, connecting with a jab. #ROC2#
Cruz is rocked!#CL#
Cruz pushes Cancer up against the cage in a clinch.
Cruz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cruz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cancer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cancer tries a body shot but Cruz blocks it.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Cruz.
Cancer gets underhooks to prevent Cruz's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dom Cruz. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Cruz ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Cruz no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Cancer won't allow Cruz to sweep him here. #SUB#
Cruz working for submissions but it's allowed Cancer to get to half guard.
Cruz moves into full guard. #T1#
Cancer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB#
Cruz escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cancer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Cruz seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#SUB#
Cruz escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cancer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Cruz throws his legs up looking for a submission but Cancer uses it to pass to side control.
Cancer is looking to take a break and control but Cruz is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T2#
Cruz is looking to regain half guard here but Cancer keeps moving and retains side control.
Cruz can't do much from the bottom here.
Cruz is trying to get back to half guard.
Cancer working away.
Cancer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T3#
Cruz is looking to regain half guard here but Cancer keeps moving and retains side control.
Cruz can't do much from the bottom here.
Cruz is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
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The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Cruz is looking for a sweep.
Cruz is trying to control Cancer's posture but Cancer avoids it. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Cruz shoots for a double leg takedown but Cancer sprawls well. He's pushed Cruz's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #TD#
Cruz closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Cancer works his way to full guard. Good work.
Cancer is trying to control the position but Cruz postures up.
Cruz throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Testicular Cancer will probably get the nod.
That's time! Cruz's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Cruz shoots in and drives through. Cancer sprawls well.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cruz moves away.
The crowd cheers as Cancer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cruz doesn't seem phased though.
Cruz fails with a takedown attempt.
It seemed like Cancer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dom Cruz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cruz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cancer misses with a hook. Cruz ducked under it nicely.
Cruz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Cruz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cancer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Oh Cruz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cancer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.#CL#
Cruz closes the distance and clinches.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cruz blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer gets underhooks to prevent Cruz's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dom Cruz. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Cruz pulls guard successfully.
Cruz seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cruz keeping moving, preventing Cancer from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Cruz had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Cancer defends it easily.#T1#
Cancer slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Cruz has control of Cancer's left arm, preventing Cancer from doing any damage.
Cancer wants to pass the guard but Cruz is keeping the position.#SUB#
Cruz looking for a guillotine here but Cancer defends easily. #SUB#
Cruz working for a triangle but Cancer defends it easily. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Cruz looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Cruz looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Cancer showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB#
Cancer is sitting in close to Cruz's body. Cruz has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Cancer is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Cancer is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Cruz.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Dom Cruz!
Post fight, an emotional Dom Cruz said 'Ive said it over and over. No one can match my training, my speed, my intelligence. I won this fight before I stepped into the ring.'.
In defeat, Testicular Cancer stepped up to the mic, saying 'My jock strap got twisted up....'.

 

Event: ABW 187 Perez - Thiago     
Date:   Jan 01, 2019
#R1#
Matonen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cancer manages to avoid it.
Cancer wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Cancer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Matonen throws a low kick but Cancer avoids it.
Matonen lands with a slapping head kick.
Cancer seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Matonen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Matonen thumps Cancer with a low kick.
Matonen connects with a solid leg kick.
Matonen throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Cancer counter with a right hand.
Matonen throws a leg kick but Cancer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cancer looks to clinch
and Matonen counters with a body kick.
Matonen lands a slapping body shot.
Matonen has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Matonen throws a head kick that Cancer semi-blocks.
A telegraphed right hand from Cancer misses the target.
Matonen thumps Cancer with a low kick.
Cancer lands with a right hand.
Matonen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cancer manages to avoid it.
It looked like Cancer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T1#
Matonen throws a leg kick
and Cancer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A shot to the liver by Cancer. Beautiful body shot.
Nice body kick from Matonen.
Cancer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Matonen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cancer is able to avoid easily.
Matonen works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Matonen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cancer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Matonen scores with a nice body kick.
Cancer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Matonen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Matonen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cancer misses with a looping right.
Cancer walks forward, straight into a front kick from Matonen.#T2#
Cancer throws an overhand right that lands on Matonen's shoulder, as Matonen tries to avoid the shot.
Matonen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Matonen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Matonen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cancer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Matonen.
Cancer misses with an uppercut. Matonen saw that one coming.
Matonen was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Both fighters circling a little - Matonen finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Matonen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Matonen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cancer at a distance.
A nice leg kick lands there from Matonen.
Cancer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Cancer stalks Matonen and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Matonen's face. Matonen staggers backwards, shaken.
A head kick by Matonen misses
and Cancer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Matonen misses with a body kick.
Matonen lands a nice looking kick to the body. Cancer takes a step back to recover.
Matonen thows a leg kick but Cancer checks it #CL#
and Cancer counters by moving into the clinch. #T3#
A right hand to the body from Cancer.
Cancer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Matonen lands with a short shot to the head.
Cancer tries to work over Matonen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matonen lands a nice uppercut.
Matonen prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Matonen blocks an uppercut.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Matonen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Matonen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cancer or not.
Matonen misses with some punches.
A short uppercut from Cancer.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Matonen uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Matonen tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Matonen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow. #T4#
Matonen lands a body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Matonen.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Matonen taking a breather.
Cancer will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Matonen has Cancer pushed against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Matonen.
Matonen tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matonen is working Cancer over against the cage.
Matonen is leaning against Cancer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Matonen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Matonen.
Matonen stalling against the cage.
Cancer working aggressively here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Matonen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Matonen is trying to stall.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cancer.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Matonen controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Usko Matonen will probably get the nod.
That's time! Cancer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Matonen connects with a high kick. #CUT2#
It looks like Testicular Cancer has been cut.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Matonen is out of range.
Matonen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Matonen lands a jab to Cancer's midsection.
Cancer fails to land with a series of punches.
Matonen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cancer lands with an overhand left.
Matonen throws a body shot but no joy.
Matonen scoring well with a low kick there. #CL#
Cancer closes the distance and clinches.
Matonen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Cancer.
Matonen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cancer is keeping busy.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#BC2#
Matonen manages to break the clinch.
Cancer throws a shot from downtown. Matonen moves away and avoids it.#T1#
Cancer fails in his attempt to clinch.
A head kick from Matonen lands but Cancer takes it in his stride.
Matonen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cancer is able to avoid easily.
Cancer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Matonen throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Cancer misses the shot to the body.
Matonen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Cancer.
Matonen is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cancer rather than just go for the knockout.
Matonen tries a head kick but it misses.
Matonen lands a nice looking kick to the body. Cancer takes a step back to recover. #CL2#
Matonen darts in and clinches Cancer up against the cage.
Testicular Cancer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Matonen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Matonen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cancer or not. #T2#
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Matonen.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Matonen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
Matonen is struggling to control the position.#BC2#
Matonen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Matonen feints and then cracks Cancer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cancer down.
An inside leg kick lands from Matonen.
Cancer throws a hook to the side of Matonen's head but Matonen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cancer checks a low kick from Matonen.#CL#
Cancer instigates a clinch.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Matonen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short left from Matonen.
Matonen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land. #T3#
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Matonen lands with a left to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Matonen.
Matonen tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Matonen.
Matonen is struggling to control the position.
A nice left hand lands by Cancer.
Matonen misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Matonen.
Cancer gets through Matonen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Matonen lands a body shot.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Matonen.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Matonen.
A right hand to the body from Matonen.
A body shot lands from Cancer.
Matonen lands a hook to the side of the head.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Matonen.
Matonen tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hook to the body lands for Matonen.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Matonen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cancer working aggressively here.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Matonen in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Matonen struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
Matonen misses with a punch to the body.
Matonen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head. #BC2#
Matonen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Matonen lands a nice hook to Cancer's body. Cancer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Matonen throws a push kick but Cancer slaps the foot to one side.
Cancer is looking to counter the offense by Matonen and move into the clinch.#CL2#
Matonen closes the distance and clinches.
Matonen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
Cancer scores with a shoulder strike.
Matonen can't find room to land a body shot as Cancer controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Matonen.
Matonen blocking some punches.
Matonen taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Usko Matonen will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Testicular Cancer's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
That kick from Matonen tenderised Cancer's leg. Cancer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cancer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Matonen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Matonen misses with a kick to the body.
Cancer seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Matonen misses with an uppercut.
Matonen misses with a kick to the body
and Cancer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Matonen.
Cancer throwing a counter right hand but Matonen manages to avoid it.
Matonen throws a nice inside leg kick.
No joy there for Matonen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cancer misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cancer lands a nice shot that snaps Matonen's head back.
Matonen swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cancer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Matonen throws a shot from downtown. Cancer moves away and avoids it.
Cancer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Matonen misses with a wild body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Cancer misses the target.#T1#
Cancer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Matonen.
Cancer throws a looping overhand right but Matonen ducks down to avoid it.
Nice shot by Matonen.
Cancer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Matonen lands a leg kick that knocks Cancer off balance momentarily.
Cancer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cancer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Matonen manages to avoid it.
Matonen moves away from the strike by Cancer.
Matonen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A little feinted left hand from Cancer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Matonen throws a body shot but no joy.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Matonen. Cancer shrugs it off though.
Cancer misses with a straight right.
Cancer takes a body punch but keeps moving. #CL2#
Matonen darts in and clinches Cancer up against the cage.
Cancer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T2#
Nice body punch from Matonen - that landed with a thud.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Matonen blocking some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Matonen.
Matonen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
Matonen works on Cancer's body with a couple of short punches.
Cancer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Matonen is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Matonen lands a shoulder strike.
Testicular Cancer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC2#
Matonen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cancer lands with a nice body punch.
Cancer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Matonen.
Cancer misses with a left hand
and Matonen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Matonen throws a shot to the body. #T3##CL#
Cancer has Matonen up against the cage in a clinch.
Matonen tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Matonen back against the cage.
Matonen lands a nice shot to the body.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.
Matonen leaning against his opponent.
Matonen presses Cancer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Matonen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Matonen presses Cancer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Matonen trying to control the position but instead, Cancer has worked for underhooks and has pushed Matonen into the cage.
Cancer working aggressively here.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Matonen.
Matonen tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Matonen back against the cage. #T4#
Matonen will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Cancer up against the cage.
Matonen has Cancer pushed against the cage.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Cancer.
Matonen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Matonen tries to stall but Cancer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Usko Matonen is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cancer pushes Matonen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Matonen controls his hands.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Usko Matonen.
I've got Matonen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Usko Matonen!

In his post fight interview, Usko Matonen started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
In defeat, Testicular Cancer stepped up to the mic, saying 'My jock strap got twisted up....'.

 

Event: DARE INFERNO     
Date:   Dec 01, 2018
#R1#
Websphere throws a leg kick
and Cancer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
BM Websphere seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Websphere throws a shot from downtown. Cancer moves away and avoids it.
Websphere looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cancer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cancer loads up on a big right hand but Websphere slips the punch.
Websphere swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cancer throws out a powerful jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Websphere. #CL2#
Cancer tries to keep at a distance but Websphere has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cancer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Webspheres head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Websphere.
Websphere pushes Cancer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Websphere backwards.
Websphere blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer blocks a body shot from Websphere.
Cancer gets through Websphere's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Websphere is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Websphere is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T1#
A short left from Websphere.
Websphere swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Websphere softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Websphere is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cancer is keeping busy.
Cancer misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Websphere controls his hands.
Websphere scores with a shoulder strike.
Websphere doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Websphere lands an uppercut.
Websphere misses with a short punch on the inside.
Websphere wants to break free but Cancer has control.
Cancer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cancer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Websphere backwards.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.#BC2#
Websphere breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cancer swings for the body but Websphere moves out of range. #CL#
Cancer instigates a clinch. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Websphere fails to land.
A short uppercut from Cancer.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer lands a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
Websphere tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Websphere prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Websphere misses with some punches.
Cancer works on Websphere's body with a couple of short punches.
Cancer lands a body punch.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Websphere controls the action.
Websphere can't find room to land a body shot as Cancer controls the action.
Cancer blocks a body shot from Websphere.
Cancer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Websphere is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cancer is keeping busy.
Cancer lands a left hand.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer. #T3#
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Websphere lands a body shot.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Websphere.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Websphere stalling.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Websphere backwards.
Cancer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Websphere lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cancer backwards. #BC2#
Websphere's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cancer slips under a jab.
Cancer moves in looking to clinch but Websphere pushes him off.
Cancer throws a hook but Websphere avoids it easily.
Cancer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Websphere throws a head kick that looked like it stung. #T4#
A looping hook to the body misses from Cancer. Websphere does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cancer moves out of range as Websphere strikes.#CL2#
Websphere closes the distance and clinches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Cancer cracks Websphere with a nice body shot.
Websphere takes a shot to the head.
Websphere fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Websphere fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Websphere throws a punch but it's blocked by Cancer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
Websphere goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Websphere blocks an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Websphere prevents a body shot from Cancer.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Websphere.
Websphere lands a right hand.
Cancer working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Cancer misses with an uppercut. Websphere saw that one coming.
Cancer scores with a hook.#CL2#
Websphere has Cancer up against the cage in a clinch.
Cancer is working Websphere over against the cage.
Websphere blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Websphere.
Cancer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Websphere can do to turn this around?
Cancer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cancer digs a right hand into Websphere's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Websphere's gas tank.
Websphere lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Websphere misses with a punch to the body.
Websphere is trying to push Cancer away but Cancer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Cancer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cancer tries to work over Websphere's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Websphere misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Websphere misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Websphere. #T1#
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A body shot lands from Websphere.
Websphere lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer scores with a shot to the side of Websphere's head.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Websphere.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Websphere's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Websphere fails to land.
Websphere misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Websphere backwards.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Websphere tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer lands a body punch.
Websphere swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside. #T2#
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Websphere prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Websphere blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #BC2#
Websphere manages to break the clinch.
Good leg kick by Websphere there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Websphere lands an overhand right.#CL#
Cancer closes the distance and clinches.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Websphere or not.
Cancer misses with a punch to the body.
Websphere misses with the head strike.
Websphere blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
Websphere blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cancer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Websphere. #T3#
Websphere swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Websphere blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Websphere breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cancer takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Websphere tries to land a front kick but Cancer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Websphere slips a straight right by Cancer.
Websphere throws a fast counter high kick but Cancer manages to duck under it in time.
Websphere defending well as Cancer loads up on a big left hand.
Cancer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Websphere jabs at Cancer's body.
Cancer checks the leg kick.
Cancer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cancer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Websphere takes one to the side of the head.
Websphere gets cracked there but stands up to it. #T4##CL#
Cancer drives through and clinches with Websphere against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A right hook to the body lands for Cancer.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Websphere.
Websphere struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
Cancer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cancer lands a left hand.
Cancer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cancer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Cancer.
Websphere lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Cancer.
Websphere working hard to break the clinch.
Websphere blocking some punches.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Websphere lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Cancer just misses with a punch to the body.
BM Websphere seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Websphere.
Websphere misses with a hook. Cancer ducked under it nicely.
Websphere lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Websphere circles away from the clinch attempt
and Websphere counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cancer moves out of range of the strikes.
Websphere ducks right into an uppercut from Cancer.
Websphere tries a head kick but it misses.
Websphere steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Websphere throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A punch combination from Cancer misses.
Websphere misses with a right hand #CL#
and Cancer counters by clinching up.
Websphere fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.#T1#
Websphere blocks an uppercut.
Cancer scores with a shoulder strike.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Websphere prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.
Websphere goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Websphere misses with a body punch.
Websphere wants to stall.
Websphere lands a left hand.
Cancer lands a shot to the body.
Websphere has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Cancer lands a right hand.
Cancer gets through Websphere's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Websphere throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Websphere misses with a body punch.
BM Websphere has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Testicular Cancer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
A short right from Cancer on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cancer lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cancer blocks a body shot from Websphere.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Websphere tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Websphere working aggressively here.
Testicular Cancer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The referee is keeping an eye on Websphere - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Websphere fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Cancer scores with a shoulder strike.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Websphere misses with the head strike.
Websphere takes a shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Websphere fails to land.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Websphere tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
Websphere struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
A right handed body shot lands from Websphere.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Websphere.
A head punch on the inside from Websphere fails to land. #T4#
Websphere misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Websphere.
Websphere misses with the head strike.
Cancer lands a right hand.
Websphere goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Websphere has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Websphere is trying to stall.
Websphere swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Websphere blocks an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Testicular Cancer.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cancer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Testicular Cancer!

Jumping up and down and very excited, Testicular Cancer waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: DARE 77     
Date:   Nov 03, 2018
#R1#
Cancer throws a right hand that misses
and Agnarsson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cancer thinking.
Cancer throws a hook but Agnarsson blocks it.
Agnarsson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Agnarsson tries to counter by closing the distance.
Cancer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Agnarsson manages to avoid it.
Agnarsson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Agnarsson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Agnarsson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cancer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Agnarsson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cancer misses with a hook.
Cancer swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Agnarsson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Agnarsson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Agnarsson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Cancer lands a nice hook to Agnarsson's body. Agnarsson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Testicular Cancer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Agnarsson missing with a left hand there. Cancer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Agnarsson sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T1#
Agnarsson throws the left hand but Cancer avoids the punch easily.
Cancer lands a jab to Agnarsson's midsection.
Cancer throws a jab when Agnarsson was well out of range.
Cancer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Agnarsson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cancer staying out of range there.
Agnarsson misses the body punch
and Cancer counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC#
Agnarsson is rocked!
Cancer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Agnarsson.
Agnarsson is still on wobbly legs! Can Cancer finish him?#CL#
Cancer fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Agnarsson, pushing him back against the cage.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Agnarsson.
Agnarsson seems to have recovered his senses.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Agnarsson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Agnarsson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Agnarsson's elbow.
Cancer blocking some punches.
Cancer looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Agnarsson lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Agnarsson.
Agnarsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Agnarsson misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Agnarsson.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Agnarsson struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
Cancer pushes Agnarsson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike.
Cancer tries a body shot but Agnarsson blocks it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cancer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Agnarsson.
Agnarsson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right handed body shot lands from Cancer.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
Agnarsson scores with a hook to the body.
Cancer blocks an uppercut. #T3#
Agnarsson takes a shot to the head.
Cancer blocking some punches.
Cancer scores with a hook to the body.
Cancer lands a nice shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Cancer as the two fighters clinch.
Agnarsson misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Agnarsson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Agnarsson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Agnarsson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cancer lands with a left to the head.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Agnarsson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Agnarsson blocks an uppercut.
Cancer lands a right hand.
Agnarsson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cancer or not.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Agnarsson lands a left hand.
Agnarsson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cancer backwards. #T4#
Cancer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Agnarsson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Agnarsson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Agnarsson pushes Cancer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cancer pushes Agnarsson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Agnarsson lands a left hand.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Agnarsson has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Cancer.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Agnarsson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Agnarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Agnarsson pushes Cancer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Agnarsson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Cancer throws a hook but Agnarsson blocks it.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Agnarsson blocks a jab.
Agnarsson slips under a jab.
Cancer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Agnarsson throws out the jab.
Cancer throws a hook but Agnarsson avoids it easily.
Agnarsson lands a glancing blow to the side of Cancer's head.
Cancer avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cancer tries to clinch but Agnarsson is having none of it.
Cancer slips a straight right by Agnarsson.
Cancer lands with a cross.
Agnarsson lands a slapping body shot. #T1##CL2#
Agnarsson gets a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Agnarsson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike.
Agnarsson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Agnarsson misses with a punch on the inside.
Agnarsson throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Agnarsson digs a right hand underneath Cancer's ribcage. Cancer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cancer presses Agnarsson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cancer pushes Agnarsson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Agnarsson misses with some punches.
Agnarsson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Agnarsson.
Agnarsson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Agnarsson tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Agnarsson back against the cage. #T2#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Agnarsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Agnarsson prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer lands with a short shot to the head.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Agnarsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands a body shot in the clinch.
Agnarsson tries a body shot but Cancer blocks it.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Agnarsson controls the action.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Agnarsson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Agnarsson.
Agnarsson tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Agnarsson back against the cage.
Cancer pushes Agnarsson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T3#
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Agnarsson backwards.
Agnarsson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short left from Cancer.
Agnarsson presses Cancer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Agnarsson controls the action.
Cancer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A nice left hand lands by Agnarsson.
Agnarsson swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Agnarsson.
Agnarsson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Agnarsson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
Testicular Cancer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Agnarsson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Agnarsson blocking some punches.
Cancer tries to throw a body punch but Agnarsson avoids it by throwing Cancer back against the cage.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Agnarsson scores with a shot to the side of Cancer's head. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A left hand lands to the body for Agnarsson.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Agnarsson.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Agnarsson.
Agnarsson tries a body shot but Cancer blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Agnarsson controls the action.
Cancer gets through Agnarsson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cancer pushes Agnarsson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Agnarsson misses with a punch on the inside.
Agnarsson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Agnarsson is leaning against Cancer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Agnarsson.
Cancer lands an uppercut.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Agnarsson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Testicular Cancer will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Cancer throws an off balance right hand
and Agnarsson counters with a stiff right hand.
Cancer misses with a double jab.
A big right from Cancer misses.
Agnarsson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Agnarsson staying out of range there.
Cancer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Agnarsson.
Agnarsson looks to land a left hand but Cancer moved out of range nicely.
Cancer seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Cancer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Agnarsson, as that shot connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Agnarsson ducks under a wild hook from Cancer.
Agnarsson unleashes a big counter combination but Cancer bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Agnarsson throws a lazy uppercut
and Cancer counters with a stiff right hand.
Agnarsson misses with a hook. Cancer ducked under it nicely.
Agnarsson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#T1#
Cancer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cancer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Agnarsson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
Agnarsson throws a body shot but no joy.
Cancer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Agnarsson in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Agnarsson throws a shot from downtown. Cancer moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Cancer. Beautiful body shot.
Cancer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Agnarsson throws a looping overhand right but Cancer ducks down to avoid it.
Cancer takes a swing at Agnarsson's ribcage but misses.
A big left from Agnarsson misses.
Testicular Cancer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Agnarsson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Cancer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Agnarsson looks to land a right hand but Cancer moved out of range.
Grimur Agnarsson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Agnarsson throws a jab when Cancer was well out of range.
Agnarsson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cancer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Agnarsson misses with a straight left.
Agnarsson ducks under a wild hook from Cancer.
Agnarsson swings widly with a right hand
letting Cancer counter with a right hand.
Agnarsson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cancer.
Cancer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Agnarsson's hands.
Cancer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Agnarsson.#T3##CL#
Cancer forces Agnarsson back against the cage and clinches.
Agnarsson has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Agnarsson misses with a body punch.
Agnarsson swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Agnarsson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Agnarsson.
Agnarsson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Agnarsson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Agnarsson throws a head punch that misses. #T4#
Agnarsson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Agnarsson struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
Agnarsson tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Cancer.
Agnarsson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cancer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Agnarsson misses with a punch to the body.
Agnarsson swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Grimur Agnarsson.
Well Cancer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 29:29
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Testicular Cancer!

Testicular Cancer made sure to mention his sponsor, Urban Fighter in his post fight interview.

 

Event: CCF 36     
Date:   Sep 15, 2018
#R1#
Cancer connects with a jab.
Cancer connects with a body shot that sends Jefferson's belly button to the back.
Cancer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jefferson.
Jefferson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cancer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cancer avoids a kick to the body.
Jefferson slips a straight right by Cancer.
Jefferson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cancer misses with a straight right.
Cancer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#CL2#
Cancer darts in and clinches Jefferson up against the cage.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Jefferson wants to break free but Cancer has control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jefferson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cancer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jefferson is breathing heavily.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cancer.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jefferson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jefferson is trying to break the clinch but Cancer is controlling him.
Cancer scores with a nice hook to the head.#T1#
Cancer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cancer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Cancer.
Jefferson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cancer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jefferson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cancer is working Jefferson over against the cage.
Cancer is working Jefferson over against the cage.
Cancer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Cancer.
Cancer lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Cancer.
A short right from Cancer.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer lands with a short shot to the head.
Cancer cracks Jefferson with a nice body shot.
Cancer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jefferson backwards.
A right hand to the body from Cancer.
Jefferson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cancer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cancer lands an uppercut.
Cancer works on Jefferson's body with a couple of short punches.
Cancer lands with a left to the head. #T2#
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Cancer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Cancer.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short left from Cancer. #ROC2#
Jefferson is rocked!
Cancer lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Jefferson to his knees! Cancer keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicular Cancer!
Testicular Cancer made sure to mention his sponsor, Urban Fighter in his post fight interview.

 

Event: TGC Crucible 17     
Date:   May 16, 2018
#R1#
Strålman shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Strålman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cancer. Cancer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cancer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Strålman doesn't seem bothered though.
Cancer doesn't manage to clinch there - Strålman circles away.
Cancer lands a glancing blow to the side of Strålman's head.
Strålman throws a front kick aimed at Cancer's knee but Cancer avoids it well.
Strålman cracks Cancer with a good jab.
Strålman throws a hook but Cancer blocks it.
Cancer seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Cancer has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Strålman swings for the body but Cancer moves out of range.
Cancer is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Strålman.
Strålman lands a nice shot that snaps Cancer's head back.
Strålman misses with a hook.
Strålman paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cancer wants to clinch up but Strålman keeps it at a distance.
A decent looking cross lands there for Strålman.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Strålman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cancer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Strålman ducks under a wild hook from Cancer.
Cancer tries to clinch but Strålman is having none of it.
Anton Strålman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T1#
Strålman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cancer tries to work over Strålman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Strålman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Strålman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
Strålman misses with the head strike.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Still in the clinch, Strålman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer lands with a right to the head.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Strålman swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A hook to the body from Cancer.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short body shot lands from Cancer as the two fighters clinch.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
Strålman blocking some punches.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Strålman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head. #T2#
Cancer tries a body shot but Strålman blocks it.
Good body shot from Cancer.
A head punch on the inside from Strålman fails to land.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike.
Strålman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Strålman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head.
Strålman throws a punch but it's blocked by Cancer.
Strålman struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.
Strålman lands a left hand.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Strålman fails to land.
Cancer pushes Strålman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Strålman.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Strålman misses with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Cancer.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Strålman backwards.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Strålman controls his hands.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Strålman.
Strålman blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
Strålman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Cancer tries to work over Strålman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Cancer.
Strålman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Cancer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Strålman working aggressively here.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cancer pushes Strålman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Strålman tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Strålman back against the cage.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.
Strålman lands with a short shot to the head.
Strålman lands with a left to the head.
Strålman lands with a light punch inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Strålman blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Strålman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Strålman.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer blocking some punches. #T4#
Strålman throws a head punch that misses.
Strålman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Cancer presses Strålman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Strålman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hand to the body from Strålman.
Strålman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head.
Cancer is working Strålman over against the cage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Strålman.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Strålman's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Strålman prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Strålman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Strålman prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Strålman swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good body shot from Cancer.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Strålman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Strålman can't find room to land a body shot as Cancer controls the action.
Strålman prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Strålman gets through Cancer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Testicular Cancer will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Nice defenses there by Strålman.
Good standup being displayed there by Strålman as he connects with a hook.
Strålman lunges at Cancer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Cancer's hand.
Cancer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Strålman jabs Cancer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Strålman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Strålman.
Cancer lands a really nice looking cross but Strålman seems unphased.
A slapping leg kick lands for Strålman.
Strålman throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cancer slips under a jab from Strålman.
Cancer blocks a head kick by Strålman.
Strålman misses with an uppercut.
Cancer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Strålman.
Strålman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cancer tries to counter by clinching up but Strålman breaks away and moves out of range.
Cancer checks a low kick from Strålman.
Cancer avoids the body shot from Strålman.
Strålman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cancer. Strålman does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Strålman lands a head kick. Cancer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cancer throws a hook to the side of Strålman's head but Strålman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Strålman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cancer sizes up Strålman with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A left lands for Strålman.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cancer checks a leg kick.
Strålman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cancer has time to react.#CL#
Cancer clinches.
Cancer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cancer lands a body punch.
Strålman scores with a nice hook to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cancer scores with a shot to the side of Strålman's head.
Strålman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head.
Strålman lands with a right to the head.
Cancer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cancer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Strålman misses with a punch on the inside.
Strålman blocks an uppercut.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch. #T2#
Strålman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cancer lands a right hand.
Strålman misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Strålman fails to land.
Strålman tries a body shot but Cancer blocks it.
Strålman throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short left from Strålman.
A short uppercut from Strålman.
Cancer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Cancer.
Strålman is leaning against Cancer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Strålman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Strålman working aggressively here.
Strålman working aggressively here.
Cancer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cancer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Strålman or not.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Strålman misses with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Cancer. #ROC#
Strålman is rocked!#T3#
Strålman misses with a punch to the body.
Strålman tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Strålman prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Strålman is still on wobbly legs! Can Cancer finish him?
Cancer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Strålman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Strålman seems to have recovered his senses.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Strålman's elbow.
Strålman swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Strålman is looking to take this one to the mat.
Strålman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Cancer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
A hook to the body from Strålman.
Strålman throws a head punch that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cancer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Strålman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Strålman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Strålman throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Strålman.
Strålman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Strålman scores with a shoulder strike.
Cancer misses with a punch to the body.
Strålman gets through Cancer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cancer lands a hook that snaps the head of Strålman backwards.
Strålman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Strålman controls his hands.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Strålman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Strålman.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cancer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Strålman blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Strålman.
Testicular Cancer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Strålman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Strålman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Anton Strålman will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Cancer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Anton Strålman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Good standup being displayed there by Cancer as he connects with a hook.
Strålman misses with a hook. Cancer ducked under it nicely.
Strålman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL#
Cancer has managed to clinch.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer blocking some punches.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Strålman blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer tries a body shot but Strålman blocks it.
Strålman has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Strålman.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Strålman lands an uppercut.
Cancer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cancer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cancer scores with a hook to the body.
Strålman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Strålman is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Cancer misses with some punches. #T1#
Cancer working aggressively here.
Strålman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Strålman blocking some punches.
Strålman blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Strålman.
Strålman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Strålman tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Strålman back against the cage.
Strålman has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Strålman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Strålman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Good body shot from Cancer.
Strålman tries for a takedown. No joy.
Strålman can't get the takedown.
Strålman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cancer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short left from Cancer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Strålman. #T2#
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Strålman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Strålman lands with a right to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strålman is working Cancer over against the cage.
Strålman takes a shot to the head.
Cancer lands a shot to the body.
A shot in the inside from Cancer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Strålman.
Strålman misses with a body punch.
Strålman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cancer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
Cancer scores with a shot to the side of Strålman's head.
Strålman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Strålman.
Cancer pushes Strålman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T3#
Cancer lands a nice uppercut.
Strålman prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Strålman uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hand to the body from Cancer.
Strålman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Strålman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Strålman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Strålman.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Strålman misses with some punches.
Cancer lands a shot to the body.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Strålman.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Strålman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cancer throws a head punch that misses. #T4#
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cancer tries a body shot but Strålman blocks it.
Strålman swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Strålman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Strålman misses with a punch to the body.
Strålman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Cancer digs a right hand underneath Strålman's ribcage. Strålman let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cancer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Strålman backwards.
Cancer lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Strålman.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Strålman has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Strålman misses with some punches.
Cancer works on Strålman's body with a couple of short punches.
Strålman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Strålman.
Strålman has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.

And that's the end of the fight!
Testicular Cancer showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cancer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!

 

Event: TGC 53: Hepple vs Petersen     
Date:   Apr 28, 2018
#R1#
Cancer slips under a jab from Payakarakatong.
Cancer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.#CL2#
Payakarakatong clinches.
Cancer misses with a body punch. #BC#
Cancer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Palaktingpuet Payakarakatong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Payakarakatong clinches with his opponent.
Payakarakatong stalling in the clinch but Cancer improves position. #BC#
Cancer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Payakarakatong lands a jab to Cancer's midsection.
Cancer throws a hook but Payakarakatong avoids it easily.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Payakarakatong is out of range.
Payakarakatong now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Payakarakatong thumps Cancer with a low kick.
Cancer feints a jab promting Payakarakatong to slip. Cancer then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Payakarakatong slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Cancer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Payakarakatong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
Payakarakatong stuns Cancer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Payakarakatong avoids the body shot from Cancer.
Payakarakatong with the counter takedown but Cancer avoids it easily.
Payakarakatong misses with a kick to the body. #T1#
Payakarakatong is looking to chop away at Cancer's legs.
Payakarakatong wants to clinch.
Payakarakatong shoots in but Cancer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Payakarakatong throws a looping overhand right but Cancer ducks down to avoid it.
Cancer throws a looping overhand right but Payakarakatong ducks down to avoid it.
Payakarakatong throws a leg kick but Cancer checks it.
Cancer checks a low kick from Payakarakatong.
A nice leg kick lands there from Payakarakatong.
Payakarakatong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#TD2#
Payakarakatong feints and as Cancer raises his hands in defense, Payakarakatong changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cancer on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cancer tries to get out of the position.
Payakarakatong is fighting to break Cancer's control of his arms but Cancer is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Payakarakatong trying to control but Cancer is working from the bottom. #T2#
Payakarakatong not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Payakarakatong slips nicely into half guard.
Payakarakatong wants to control but Cancer is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Payakarakatong is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Cancer doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Payakarakatong.
Cancer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Payakarakatong on the ground.
Payakarakatong trying to control the action but Cancer is working from the bottom. #T3##SUB2#
Payakarakatong is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Cancer is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Palaktingpuet Payakarakatong!
A less than humble Palaktingpuet Payakarakatong misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Testicular Cancer was interviewed post fight and said 'My jock strap got twisted up....'.

 

Event: TGC 50     
Date:   Apr 07, 2018
#R1#
Ruenroeng fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ruenroeng pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cancer moves out of range as Ruenroeng throws a body kick.
Ruenroeng works Cancer's body with a nice hook.
Cancer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Cancer slips a jab from Ruenroeng.
Cancer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Ruenroeng avoids the body shot from Cancer. #CL#
Cancer fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ruenroeng, pushing him back against the cage.
Ruenroeng misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ruenroeng is working Cancer over against the cage.
Ruenroeng blocking some punches.
A short left from Cancer.
Ruenroeng landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ruenroeng.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Ruenroeng.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ruenroeng tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer blocks the elbow strike.
Ruenroeng throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cancer blocks it with crossed arms.
Ruenroeng blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Ruenroeng fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ruenroeng lands a right hand.
Ruenroeng throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cancer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ruenroeng blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Ruenroeng misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer takes a knee to the side of the body.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.
Cancer gets through Ruenroeng's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ruenroeng working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cancer digs a right hand into Ruenroeng's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ruenroeng's gas tank.
Cancer tries to throw a body punch but Ruenroeng avoids it by throwing Cancer back against the cage.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ruenroeng's elbow.
A nice left hand lands by Cancer.
Ruenroeng tries a knee to the head but Cancer blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ruenroeng is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cancer is defending well for now.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ruenroeng pushes Cancer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Cancer managing to block the knees to the body from Ruenroeng. #T2#
Ruenroeng lands an elbow inside that Cancer shrugs off.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ruenroeng.
Cancer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ruenroeng has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Cancer seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Ruenroeng can turn it around.
Cancer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ruenroeng tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Cancer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ruenroeng lands a shoulder strike.
Ruenroeng doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Ruenroeng.
Ruenroeng tries to land a knee to the head but Cancer blocks with his arms.
Ruenroeng creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cancer's defenses.
Cancer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cancer lands with a right to the head.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ruenroeng's elbow.
Ruenroeng tries a knee to the head but Cancer blocks it.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
With the fighters up against the cage, Ruenroeng throws an elbow but misses.
Ruenroeng blocking some punches.
Cancer gets through Ruenroeng's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ruenroeng scores a nice knee to the body.
Cancer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ruenroeng or not.
A short uppercut from Cancer.
Ruenroeng blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ruenroeng.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer managing to block the knees to the body from Ruenroeng.
Ruenroeng tries to land a knee to the head but Cancer blocks with his arms.
Cancer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ruenroeng tries to land knees in the clinch but Cancer avoids the damage to the body.
Cancer digs a right hand into Ruenroeng's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ruenroeng's gas tank.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Ruenroeng uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ruenroeng with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ruenroeng connects with a knee to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Testicular Cancer has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ruenroeng lands a body shot in the clinch. #T4#
Ruenroeng trying to land knees to the body.
Ruenroeng looking to throw knees to the head but Cancer is blocking nicely.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ruenroeng lands an elbow inside.
A short right from Cancer on the inside.
Cancer tries to throw a body punch but Ruenroeng avoids it by throwing Cancer back against the cage.
Cancer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cancer blocks an elbow strike from Ruenroeng.
Ruenroeng lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ruenroeng throws an elbow that misses.
A short right from Cancer.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cancer managing to block the knees to the body from Ruenroeng.
Ruenroeng working aggressively here.
Ruenroeng working aggressively here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Ruenroeng uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cancer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cancer tries to work over Ruenroeng's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ruenroeng.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Samak Ruenroeng will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Testicular Cancer's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Cancer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ruenroeng takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ruenroeng takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Ruenroeng tries to land a front kick but Cancer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cancer tries to bum rush Ruenroeng with a series of wild strikes but Ruenroeng uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#CL#
Cancer closes the distance and clinches.
Cancer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ruenroengs head.
Ruenroeng missing with knees to the body.
Cancer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ruenroeng with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ruenroeng lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Ruenroeng.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ruenroeng blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Ruenroeng.
Cancer avoids a wild elbow strike from Ruenroeng.
A short right from Ruenroeng.
A left hand lands to the body for Cancer. #T1#
Ruenroeng's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cancer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ruenroeng is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cancer is defending well for now.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Cancer working aggressively here.
Nice body punch from Cancer.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Ruenroeng uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ruenroeng.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Ruenroeng misses with a knee strike.
Ruenroeng takes a shot to the head.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ruenroeng with a knee to the head.
Cancer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Ruenroeng uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cancer.
Cancer lands a body punch.
Ruenroeng tries to land knees in the clinch but Cancer avoids the damage to the body.
Cancer blocks an elbow strike from Ruenroeng.
Cancer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ruenroeng tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cancer avoids it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cancer.
Ruenroeng misses with a punch to the body.
Testicular Cancer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ruenroeng misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cancer.
A short right from Cancer.
Cancer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ruenroeng works on Cancer's body with a couple of short punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Ruenroeng.
Cancer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ruenroeng.
Ruenroeng misses with an elbow strike.
Cancer lands a shot to the body.
Ruenroeng misses with a hook to the ribs. #T3#
A short right from Cancer on the inside.
Cancer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ruenroeng tries a knee to the head but Cancer blocks it.
Cancer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ruenroeng backwards.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ruenroeng's elbow.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Ruenroeng controls his hands.
Cancer managing to block the knees to the body from Ruenroeng.
Cancer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ruenroeng can do to turn this around?
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer dodges an elbow strike from Ruenroeng.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Ruenroeng swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ruenroeng tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cancer lands a nice shot to the body.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Ruenroeng uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ruenroeng blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Ruenroeng uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ruenroeng blocks a body shot from Cancer. #T4#
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Cancer.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Ruenroeng controls the action.
Ruenroeng swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ruenroeng blocks a body shot from Cancer.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ruenroeng swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ruenroeng lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cancer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ruenroeng or not.
A head punch on the inside from Ruenroeng fails to land.
Cancer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ruenroeng.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ruenroeng tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cancer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ruenroeng backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cancer dodges an elbow strike from Ruenroeng.
Ruenroeng misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ruenroeng.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Testicular Cancer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Ruenroeng throws a leg kick but Cancer moved away.
Nice uppercut lands for Cancer. That snapped Ruenroeng's head back. #CL2#
Ruenroeng rushes Cancer and presses him up against the cage.
Cancer scores with a shot to the side of Ruenroeng's head.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Ruenroeng controls his hands.
Ruenroeng lands a good knee to the midsection. Cancer won't want to take too many of those.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Ruenroeng.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Ruenroeng.
Knees to the body from Ruenroeng.
Cancer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Ruenroeng controls the action.
Cancer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ruenroeng backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ruenroeng lands an elbow inside.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ruenroeng has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Ruenroeng prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Ruenroeng lands a right hand.
Ruenroeng misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Ruenroeng prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Ruenroeng lands a knee to the head.
Ruenroeng blocks an uppercut.
Cancer lands with a left to the head.
Cancer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ruenroeng is leaning against Cancer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cancer pushes Ruenroeng back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Cancer tries a body shot but Ruenroeng blocks it.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ruenroeng lands a shot to the body.
Ruenroeng trying to land knees to the body.
Cancer managing to block the knees to the body from Ruenroeng.
Cancer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cancer blocks an elbow strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Cancer.
Ruenroeng takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cancer tries to work over Ruenroeng's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Ruenroeng.
Ruenroeng tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cancer tries a body shot but Ruenroeng blocks it. #T2#
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Ruenroeng fails to land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cancer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ruenroeng.
Ruenroeng is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cancer is defending well for now.
Cancer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ruenroeng backwards.
Cancer tries a body shot but Ruenroeng blocks it.
Ruenroeng crunches a lovely knee into Cancer's ribcage.
Ruenroeng lands a body shot in the clinch.
Ruenroeng tries a knee to the head but Cancer blocks it.
Cancer gets through Ruenroeng's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cancer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Ruenroeng misses with an elbow strike.
Cancer pushes Ruenroeng back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Cancer.
Ruenroeng landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ruenroeng misses with a knee to the head.
Ruenroeng tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T3#
Ruenroeng misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer pushes Ruenroeng back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cancer scores with a shoulder strike. #ROC#
Ruenroeng is rocked!
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ruenroeng is still on wobbly legs! Can Cancer finish him?
Cancer lands a shoulder strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Cancer.
Cancer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ruenroeng backwards.
Ruenroeng blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ruenroeng tries to land knees in the clinch but Cancer avoids the damage to the body.
Cancer avoiding damage as Ruenroeng throws knees to the body.
Cancer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ruenroeng unloads a knee to the mid-section. Cancer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Cancer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ruenroeng tries to land knees in the clinch but Cancer avoids the damage to the body.
Ruenroeng misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer lands an uppercut.
Ruenroeng misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cancer.
Ruenroeng throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cancer blocks it with crossed arms.
Cancer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cancer pushes Ruenroeng against the cage. Cancer is working some dirty boxing. Cancer pushes off with a quick right hook! Ruenroeng goes down! Ruenroeng tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Cancer moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicular Cancer!
Testicular Cancer very nearly forgot to thank Riner Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: TGC Crucible 9     
Date:   Feb 28, 2018
#R1#
Dong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A shot to the body from Cancer misses
and Dong counters with a series of strikes. Cancer will be more careful next time no doubt.
Cancer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dong.
Dong chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cancer punishes Dong's body with a nice straight punch.
Cancer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dong counters with a nice body kick.
Cancer misses with a lunging right hand
and Dong counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cancer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
A little feinted left hand from Dong on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice defenses there by Dong.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cancer slips a jab from Dong.
Dong throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dong cracks the inside of Cancer's front leg.
Cancer lands a glancing blow to the side of Dong's head.
Cancer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dong doesn't seem bothered though. #T1#
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dong moves away.
Nice body kick there by Dong.
Cancer throws a jab when Dong was well out of range.
And Dong counters with a quick kick to the body but Cancer blocks it.
Cancer missing with a left hand there. Dong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dong tried to counter with a leg kick but Cancer avoided it.
Dong connects with an inside leg kick.
Cancer throws an overhand right that lands on Dong's shoulder, as Dong tries to avoid the shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Dong misses the target.#CL2#
Cancer rushes Dong and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cancer tries to throw a body punch but Dong avoids it by throwing Cancer back against the cage.
Dong misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Dong.
Dong tries to pull guard but Cancer forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Dong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cancer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dong blocking some punches.
Dong doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T2#
Dong tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Dong.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dong is trying to pull guard but Cancer turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Cancer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cancer.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dong blocking some punches.
Cancer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dong pressing his opponent against the cage.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dong misses with a body punch.
Cancer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dong backwards.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Dong controls his hands.
Dong tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Dong back against the cage.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dong's elbow.
A short body shot lands from Dong as the two fighters clinch.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dong's elbow. #T3#
Dong scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Dong uses good head movement to avoid it. #TD#
Dong pulls guard.
Dong keeping moving, preventing Cancer from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Dong has his foot on Cancer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Cancer works his way back into a safe position though.
Dong seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Dong looking to control.
Cancer looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Cancer trying to control but Dong is working from the bottom.
Cancer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Cancer won't allow Dong to sweep him here. #T4#
Dong controls Cancer momentarily but Cancer frees himself. #SUB#
Dong is looking to cinch up a triangle. Cancer throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Dong's body to avoid the submission. Dong has instead reached around Cancer's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Dong arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Yung Hung Dong!
Yung Hung Dong took some time post fight to say the following; 'I'd like to thank my boys Young Pacifist Liberals, and my head coach Hillary Clinton, for teaching me how to beat up conservative scum everyday. One love, no guns and free immigration, y'all.'.
Testicular Cancer was interviewed post fight and said 'My jock strap got twisted up....'.

 

Event: PFF 19 Kansalainen vs Cook     
Date:   Feb 03, 2018
#R1#
Cancer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Cancer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cancer misses with a wild body shot.
Cancer throws a hook but Silva blocks it.
Silva fails with a takedown attempt.
Alex Silva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silva closes the distance but Cancer moves to the side
and Cancer counters with a stiff right hand.
Cancer misses the shot to the body.
As Cancer tries to get set, Silva tries to push him back and clinch up but Cancer manages to avoid the attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Silva clinches up with Cancer and pushes him back against the cage.
Silva is trying to pull guard but Cancer turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#BC2#
Cancer breaks the clinch.
Cancer loads up on a big right hand but Silva slips the punch.#CL#
Silva drives through and clinches with Cancer against the cage. #T1##TD#
Silva pulls guard.
Cancer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Silva is keeping the position for now.
Silva bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cancer's guard. #REVR#
Silva cracks Cancer with a solid left hand.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cancer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Silva slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Silva tries to free his leg and advance position but Cancer is retaining full guard.
Cancer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Silva trying to control the position from guard on top but Cancer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Silva is looking to pass into half guard but Cancer pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Cancer is in guard.#REVB#
Cancer trying to control but Silva is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Silva working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cancer doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cancer manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T2#
Silva controlling Cancer's posture.
Silva manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Cancer manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Cancer working a defensive guard here.
Silva stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cancer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Silva is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Silva wants to control from the top but Cancer keeps moving. #T3#
Silva tries to free his leg and advance position but Cancer is retaining full guard.
Cancer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Cancer pulls Silva in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Silva looking to pass the guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Silva's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Silva throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Silva advances to half guard.
Silva wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cancer keeps working.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Silva controlling the action here.
Silva is looking to take a break and control but Cancer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Silva connects with a nice short shot to Cancer's temple.
Cancer really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Silva. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Cancer is staying active underneath Silva, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Silva is looking to advance position but Cancer won't allow it.
Silva slips a nice elbow through Cancer's hands, connecting with Cancer's forehead.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Silva trying to pass the guard but Cancer defending well.
Silva lands strikes from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alex Silva dominated that round.
That's time! Silva's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Silva takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Silva tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cancer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Silva throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cancer's waist but Cancer gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Silva off to one side.
Silva walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Silva shoots in for a takedown but Cancer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cancer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Silva was well out of range. Poor timing from Cancer.
Silva is looking to counter the offense by Cancer and move into the clinch.
Cancer tests Silva's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cancer connects with a right hand. Silva shakes it off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Silva uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cancer.
Cancer throws a body punch but Silva moves out of range.
Cancer throws a body punch but Silva moves out of range.
Cancer looks to score with a jab to the body but Silva is just out of range.#T1#
Cancer connects with a body shot.
Silva fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alex Silva. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Cancer enables Silva to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Cancer manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Silva trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Silva distracts Cancer with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Cancer keeping moving, preventing Silva from controlling successfully.
Silva trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T2#
Silva trying to control the position from guard on top but Cancer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Silva slips nicely into half guard.#SUB#
Silva is working for an americana but Cancer has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst Silva was thinking about the submission.
Silva throwing strikes from guard but Cancer blocks nicely.
Silva is looking to work some ground and pound but Cancer has wrist control.
Silva chips away with some ground and pound.
Silva chips away with some ground and pound.
Cancer is trying to control the position but Silva postures up.
Silva controls from within his opponent's guard. #T3#
Silva wants to pass the guard but Cancer is keeping the position.
Cancer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Silva is one step ahead there.
Silva works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Silva not doing much here.
Silva is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Cancer won't allow Silva to pass to mount. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Cancer tries to roll over but Silva keeps him under control.
Cancer is trying to stand.
Silva looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Cancer with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Silva is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Silva wants to control but Cancer is keeping him busy.
Silva thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cancer's head.
Silva landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Cancer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Silva has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Silva is keen to just control but Cancer is a slippery customer.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Silva is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Cancer!
Cancer in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Silva with shots to the head and body - Cancer looks very uncomfortable down there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Alex Silva will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R3#
Silva shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cancer as he jumps to the side.
Silva with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Cancer counter with a right hand.
Silva shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cancer as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alex Silva. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cancer throws a shot to the body.
Silva tries for a takedown but Cancer sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Cancer throws an overhand right that lands on Silva's shoulder, as Silva tries to avoid the shot.
Silva changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Silva shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Cancer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Silva tries to clinch up
and Cancer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1#
Silva slips a straight right by Cancer.
Silva uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cancer.
Cancer dips to his left and cracks Silva with an uppercut!
Cancer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cancer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A jab lands there for Cancer.#ROC2#
Silva is rocked!
Cancer ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Silva out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Testicular Cancer!
Testicular Cancer is the new bantamweight champion!
After the big win, Testicular Cancer made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors XFighter Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: YL 40: Raharuhi v Tyson     
Date:   Aug 19, 2017
#R1#
Kostelecky feints and then cracks Cancer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cancer down.
Kostelecky with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cancer to score with a decent uppercut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kostelecky walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#ROC#
Kostelecky is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Tryston Kostelecky has been cut.
Kostelecky is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Cancer doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Kostelecky crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Kostelecky's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Testicular Cancer!
Testicular Cancer decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Tryston Kostelecky spoke after the fight, saying 'I wish to thank the fans for standing by me, my sponsor IniTech Nutirtion, and my camp for getting me ready. I'll be back better then ever.'.

 

Event: Young Lions 170T Semi Finals 2     
Date:   Jul 15, 2017
#R1##CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cancer gets through Zombie's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Cancer - that landed with a thud.
Zombie scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cancer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Zombie misses with some punches.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Zombie uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Zombie.
Zombie lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Zombie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Zombie.
Zombie has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Zombie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zombie has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Zombie misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zombie lands a hook that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cancer gets through Zombie's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cancer blocking some punches.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zombie.
Zombie swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Zombie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from Zombie as the two fighters clinch.
Zombie lands with a short shot to the head.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer blocking some punches.
Cancer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zombie has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Cancer seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Zombie can turn it around.
A short uppercut from Zombie.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike.
Zombie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zombie misses with some punches.
Cancer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cancer lands a shot to the body.
Cancer lands a hook that snaps the head of Zombie backwards.
A hook to the body from Cancer.
A left hand lands to the body for Cancer.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zombie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zombie misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Cancer.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Zombie controls the action.
Zombie has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Zombie has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer. #T2#
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Cancer tries a body shot but Zombie blocks it.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Zombie lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cancer lands a hook that snaps the head of Zombie backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zombie throws a punch but it's blocked by Cancer.
A short uppercut from Cancer.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zombie backwards.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hand to the body from Cancer.
Zombie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cancer lands an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Zombie controls the action.
Cancer pushes Zombie back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Cancer misses the shot to the body.
Cancer digs a good body shot into Zombie's ribs.
Cancer scores with a hook to the body. Zombie takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cancer scores with a nice right hand.
Cancer lands with a cross. #ROC#
Zombie is rocked!#CL2#
Zombie clinches up against the ropes.
Zombie is still on wobbly legs! Can Cancer finish him?
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Zombie tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Zombie back against the ropes.
Zombie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Zombie seems to have recovered his senses.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Zombie controls his hands.
Zombie blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Zombie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zombie lands with a right to the head.
Zombie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head punch on the inside from Zombie fails to land.
Zombie tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
A short left from Zombie.
Zombie misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Zombie. #T1#
A short right from Zombie.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Zombie.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cancer tries to throw a body punch but Zombie avoids it by throwing Cancer back against the ropes.
Zombie has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Zombie throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
Zombie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer lands a nice uppercut.
Zombie misses with some punches.
Cancer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zombie misses with some punches.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cancer lands a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zombie throws a head punch that misses.
Zombie makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short right from Cancer.
Zombie misses with some punches. #T2#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cancer.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cancer.
Cancer lands with a short shot to the head.
Zombie misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Zombie misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cancer working aggressively here.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zombie.
Zombie struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
Testicular Cancer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Zombie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Zombie.
Cancer blocks a body shot from Zombie.
Zombie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zombie misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zombie throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer lands a right hand.
Cancer blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Testicular Cancer will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R3#
Zombie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cancer scores with the left hand. Zombie knows he should have avoided that one.
Zombie walks straight into devastating uppercut and drops to the floor, clearly wobbled! Can he beat the count? 4,5,6,7... he's up! And he's down again! The ref steps in and calls an end to the fight! What a punch that was!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Testicular Cancer!
Testicular Cancer thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Young Lions 205T Round 5     
Date:   Jun 09, 2017
#R1#
Tae Hun ducks under a wild hook from Cancer.
Tae Hun moves out of range as Cancer strikes.
Cancer cracks a nice hook into Tae Hun's ribs.
A head kick misses from Tae Hun.
Cancer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cancer connects with the punch.
Cancer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tae Hun.
Tae Hun ducks right into an uppercut from Cancer. #ROC#
Tae Hun is rocked!
Tae Hun is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Tae Hun walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Cancer! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Testicular Cancer!
Testicular Cancer bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Kim Tae Hun had this to say: 'I will comeback stronger. For now, thanks for the fight. Really enjoyed it.'.

 

Event: Young Lions: Dixon v Wallace     
Date:   May 13, 2017
#R1##CL#
Haller gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Haller tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.
I was talking to Haller's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Haller digs a right hand underneath Cancer's ribcage. Cancer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Haller misses with a short punch on the inside.
Haller tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cancer.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Haller blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Haller swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer presses Haller against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Haller's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Haller stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Haller tries a body shot but Cancer blocks it.
Haller blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer working aggressively here.
Cancer misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Haller.
Cancer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Haller struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cancer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Haller's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Haller. #T1#
Haller doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short left from Haller.
Haller lands a hook to the side of the head.
Haller lands with a right to the head.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Haller.
Haller prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Haller lands with a short shot to the head.
Haller lands a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Cancer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Haller blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Haller controls the action.
Haller misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Haller's elbow.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Haller.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Haller swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T2#
Cancer misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Haller's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Haller fails to land.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Haller controls his hands.
Cancer digs a right hand underneath Haller's ribcage. Haller let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cancer working aggressively here.
Cancer lands a hook that snaps the head of Haller backwards.
A body shot lands from Cancer.
Haller pushes Cancer back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cancer blocking some punches.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Haller works on Cancer's body with a couple of short punches.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer working aggressively here.
Haller goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cancer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A right hand to the body from Haller.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Haller misses with a body punch.
Haller misses with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Haller.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that David Haller will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Cancer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Haller backs up against the ropes.
Haller looks to score with a jab to the body but Cancer is just out of range.
Haller ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Haller walks into a jab.
Haller connects with a single shot there.
Haller swings away with a body shot that misses
and Cancer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Cancer misses.
Cancer throws a lazy uppercut
and Haller counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cancer thinking.
Cancer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Haller.
Haller throws a body shot but no joy.
Haller uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cancer.
Cancer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cancer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The fighters circle momentarily. Haller darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Haller is out of range.
Haller is looking to wear down Cancer with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cancer throws a hook to the side of Haller's head but Haller sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Haller swings for the body but Cancer moves out of range. #CL#
Haller gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Haller lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
Haller scores with a shoulder strike.
Haller misses with a body punch.
Haller swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Haller blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Haller.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Haller controls the action.
Haller working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cancer swings wildly with an uppercut but Haller uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Haller goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Haller blocking some punches.
Cancer tries to throw a body punch but Haller avoids it by throwing Cancer back against the ropes.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Haller backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Haller.
David Haller has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Haller misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Haller controls his hands. #T2#
Haller lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Haller swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cancer working aggressively here.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Haller.
Haller misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Haller.
Cancer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Haller lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Haller scores with a nice hook to the head.
Haller blocking some punches.
Haller blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Haller digs a right hand into Cancer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cancer's gas tank.
Cancer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Haller lands a shot to the body.
Cancer is breathing heavily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Haller lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Haller tries to throw a body punch but Cancer avoids it by throwing Haller back against the ropes.
Cancer working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that David Haller will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R3#
Cancer throws an off balance right hand
and Haller counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cancer misses with a straight left.
Cancer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cancer lands with an uppercut that bounces Haller off the ropes and back into range.
Haller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
Haller throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cancer on the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Haller misses the target.
Haller swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cancer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Haller keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Haller just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cancer! But no joy.
Haller takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Cancer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Haller.
An attempted straight right counter from Haller misses the target.
Cancer has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Haller keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cancer misses with a hook
and Haller counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haller with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cancer looks to land a right hand but Haller moved out of range.
Haller slips a jab from Cancer.
Testicular Cancer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot by Cancer.#T1#
Haller throws out a loose jab but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Cancer on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cancer is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The fighters circle momentarily. Haller darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cancer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Haller connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Cancer scrambles back to his feet.
Cancer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Haller ducks under a wild hook from Cancer.
David Haller is winning the standup battle so far.
Cancer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Haller finds it's way round the side to connect with Cancer's head.
Cancer digs a good body shot into Haller's ribs.
Haller takes a body punch but keeps moving. #CL#
Cancer gets tackled into the ropes by Haller. Haller maintains the clinch.
Haller lands with a short shot to the head.
Haller swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Haller.
Haller pushes Cancer back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Cancer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A left hand lands to the body for Haller.
A short left from Cancer.
Good body shot from Haller.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Haller scores with a hook to the body.
Cancer takes a shot to the head. #T2#
Haller lands a body shot.
Haller lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Haller lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Haller lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cancer or not.
Haller lands a body punch in the clinch.
Haller lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Haller tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
Haller digs a right hand underneath Cancer's ribcage. Cancer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Haller goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Haller creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Haller creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Haller scores with a shot to the side of Cancer's head.
Haller lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Haller can't find room to land a body shot as Cancer controls the action.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Haller softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Cancer fails to land.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Haller.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Haller blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Haller clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R4##CL#
Haller has Cancer up against the ropes in a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Haller.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Haller.
Haller works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Haller controls his hands.
Haller scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Haller.
Haller lands with a short shot to the head.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Haller can't find room to land a body shot as Cancer controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Haller.
Haller lands a nice shot to the body.
Haller lands a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haller lands a hook that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
Haller lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Haller digs a right hand into Cancer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cancer's gas tank.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Haller tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Haller lands a body shot in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Haller creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Haller throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head. #T1#
A short left from Haller.
Haller lands with a right to the head. #ROC#
Cancer is rocked!
Haller scores with a shot to the side of Cancer's head.
Cancer is still on wobbly legs! Can Haller finish him?
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Haller.
Haller lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Haller.
Haller lands a body shot.
Haller is working Cancer over against the ropes.
Haller scores with a nice hook to the head.
Haller gets through Cancer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Haller lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Haller scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Haller cracks Cancer with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Cancer goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Cancer wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). David Haller!
Our winner, David Haller, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Mar 29, 2017
#R1#
Cancer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ichi tries to clinch there but Cancer circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ichi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ichi on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cancer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cancer misses with a looping right.
Cancer connects with a nice looking jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cancer. Ichi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cancer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ichi on the side of the head.
Ichi tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cancer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Ichi throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Cancer tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Ichi is in Cancer's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ichi showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T1##SUB#
Ichi is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ichi stands and throws Cancer's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB#
Ichi tries for a kimura but Cancer is defending well.
Cancer is looking for a sweep.#T2#
Ichi is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Cancer will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#SUB#
Ichi looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Ichi looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee asks Ichi politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Ichi prefers to stall for the moment though.
Cancer really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Ichi. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Cancer is trying to improve his position.#T3##SUB#
Ichi is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Cancer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Ichi is staying tight to Cancer's torso, preventing him from escaping. #SUB#
Ichi is trying to get an arm triangle but Cancer is defending well.
Ichi controls the position. #SUB#
Ichi is working to tighten his grip on Cancer's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Cancer has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Ichi is really squeezing tight and eventually Cancer passes out! Ichi breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Shin Ichi!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Feb 20, 2017
#R1#
The fighters circle momentarily. Cancer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cancer misses with an uppercut.
Cancer jabs at Steve's body.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Steve closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Cancer misses the shot to the body.
A jab lands there for Cancer.
Cancer misses with a looping right.
Steve is looking for the big counter here.
Steve looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cancer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Steve counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cancer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Steve manages to avoid it.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Cancer throws a looping overhand right but Steve ducks down to avoid it.
Cancer swings widly with a right hand
and Cancer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steve slips under a jab.
A little jabbing left from Steve on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T1#
Cancer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A jab from Cancer misses.
Cancer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cancer throws a hook but Steve avoids it easily.
Steve looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cancer cracks a nice hook into Steve's ribs.
Cancer throws an overhand right that lands on Steve's shoulder, as Steve tries to avoid the shot.
Steve throws out a counter right but Cancer avoids it with no problem.
Donk. Cancer catches Steve right on the button with a cross.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Steve is out of range.
As Cancer backs off Steve throws a huge counter combo but Cancer manages to avoid it all.
Cancer misses with an uppercut. Steve saw that one coming.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Testicular Cancer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cancer misses with an uppercut. Steve saw that one coming.
Steve swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T2#
Cancer scores with a sloppy right hand. Steve should have avoided that one.
A punch lands to the side of Steve 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Steve avoids the body shot from Cancer.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Steve is out of range.
Cancer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Steve displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cancer throws out the jab.
Steve avoids the body shot from Cancer.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Steve is out of range.
Steve has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cancer finds it's way round the side to connect with Steve's head.
Cancer throws a right hand that misses
and Steve counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cancer works the jab nicely.#T3#
Steve uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Cancer throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Steve releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Cancer throws the left hand but Steve avoids the punch easily.
Cancer connects with a body shot that sends Steve's belly button to the back.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cancer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Steve counters with a left to the body.
Steve doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cancer missing with a left hand there. Steve was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cancer lands with a straight right. Steve didn't see that one coming.#T4#
Cancer throws a right hand that misses
and Steve counters with a two punch combo.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Cancer. Steve does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice side step and Steve releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Steve uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Steve swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Steve takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Cancer lands a body shot.
Cancer throws a shot from downtown. Steve moves away and avoids it.
Cancer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cancer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cancer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
A telegraphed right hand from Cancer misses the target.
Cancer throws an overhand right that lands on Steve's shoulder, as Steve tries to avoid the shot.
Steve throws out a counter right but Cancer avoids it with no problem.
Cancer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Steve in his tracks.
Cancer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cancer takes a swing at Steve's ribcage but misses.
Steve moves out of range of the strikes.
Steve appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Cancer lands a nice looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cancer misses with a body shot
and Steve counters with a right hand to the body.
Steve displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cancer throws out the jab.
Cancer throws a lazy uppercut
and Steve makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cancer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Cancer throws a sloppy body shot
and Steve counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steve moves away.
A little jabbing left from Steve on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cancer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Steve.
Steve appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Cancer jabs Steve right on the nose. Steve blinks but takes it well.
Cancer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Steve needs to keep his hands up - Cancer had a free shot at his head there.
Cancer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Steve counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cancer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cancer misses with a wild body shot. #T2#
Cancer digs a good hook to Steve's body.
Steve uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Steve looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cancer throws a big shot that misses.
Steve looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cancer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cancer throws a shot from downtown. Steve moves away and avoids it.
Cancer misses with a body shot.
Steve swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cancer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steve.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Steve uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cancer.
Cancer misses with a hook to the body
and Steve counters with a straight right hand.
Cancer swings for the body but Steve moves out of range. #T3#
Cancer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cancer looks to land a right hand but Steve moved out of range.
Cancer lands a slapping body shot.
Steve takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Steve takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cancer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Steve counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cancer misses with a looping right.
Steve is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cancer with a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Steve might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Cancer has got the better of the exchanges.
A shot to the body from Cancer misses
and Steve counters with a nice uppercut.
Cancer lands an overhand right.#T4#
Steve takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cancer throws a hook but Steve blocks it.
It seemed like Steve was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer misses with a shot to the body
and Steve counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cancer misses with a hook
and Steve counters with a nice uppercut.
Steve uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cancer.
Steve looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cancer lands a head shot.
Cancer misses with a hook.
Steve throws out a counter right but Cancer avoids it with no problem.
Cancer thuds a left hand into Steve's body.
Cancer lands a jab to the head.
Cancer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Cancer lands the left hand.
Cancer throws the left hand but Steve avoids the punch easily.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steve moves away.
It seemed like Steve was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cancer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Steve swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cancer misses the jab.
Steve lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Cancer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Steve! But no joy.
Steve steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
Steve is looking for the big counter here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cancer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cancer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Steve ducks under a wild hook from Cancer.
As Cancer backs off Steve throws a huge counter combo but Cancer manages to avoid it all.
Cancer scores with a hook to the body. Steve takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T1#
A swing and a miss from Cancer.
Cancer swings for the body but Steve moves out of range.
Steve gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cancer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cancer scores with a body shot.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Steve is out of range.
Steve is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cancer with a body shot.
Steve uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cancer.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cancer misses with a body punch
letting Steve counter with a right hand.
Neal Steve has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Cancer throws a hook but Steve blocks it.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steve moves away.
Steve throws out a counter right but Cancer avoids it with no problem.
Cancer misses with a hook
and Steve counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Testicular Cancer is winning the standup battle so far.
Cancer misses the shot to the body.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Steve staying out of range there.
Steve ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cancer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Steve can do to turn this around?
Cancer misses with a lunging right hand
and Steve counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Steve defending well as Cancer loads up on a big left hand.
Cancer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cancer lands a slapping body shot. #T3#
Steve tries to move into range but Cancer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Steve is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice uppercut lands for Cancer. That snapped Steve's head back.
Cancer connects with a body shot that sends Steve's belly button to the back.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Testicular Cancer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cancer works Steve's body with a nice hook.
Steve takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cancer lands with a cross.
Steve uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
A nice side step and Steve releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#T4#
A slow jab from Cancer misses its intended target.
Cancer scores with the left hand. Steve knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer dips to his left and cracks Steve with an uppercut!
Cancer lands with a hook. Steve tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A left lands for Cancer.
Cancer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Steve manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Steve on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cancer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Steve manages to avoid it.
Cancer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steve.
Cancer lands a slapping body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Testicular Cancer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cancer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Testicular Cancer!

A relieved looking Testicular Cancer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Neal Steve spoke after the fight, saying 'RIP to me, Fart Master is the best.I respect him his the one. :)'.

 

 
 
 
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