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Event: Showdown In The Downtown #6     
Date:   Jan 12, 2019
#R1#
A left lands for Wetness.
Gormsson throws a lazy right hand but Wetness sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gormsson looks to throw the jab but Wetness is out of range.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Gormsson and move into the clinch position.#CL2#
Wetness takes the fight into the clinch.
Wetness lands a nice elbow.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Gormsson avoids it.#BC#
Gormsson manages to break the clinch.
Wetness uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gormsson.
Wetness uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gormsson.
Wetness takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gormsson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gormsson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wetness moves away from the strike by Gormsson.
Gormsson looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wetness throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T1#
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch but Gormsson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wetness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wetness is looking to clinch.
Wetness takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wetness lands a jab to Gormsson's midsection.
Wetness throws a nice looking combination but Gormsson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wetness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wetness ducks under a wild hook from Gormsson.
Nice uppercut there from Gormsson.
Wetness is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Gormsson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Gormsson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wetness ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gormsson moves away.#T2#
Gormsson checks the leg kick.
Wetness slips a jab and a cross from Gormsson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gormsson lands a nice hook to Wetness's body. Wetness takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Gormsson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wetness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL2#
Wetness drives through and clinches with Gormsson against the cage.
Wetness's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gormsson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Gormsson misses with a body punch.
Gormsson can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Wetness throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Gormsson is blocking nicely.
Gormsson lands a nice shot to the body. #T3#
Gormsson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A hook to the body from Gormsson.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Gormsson.
Gormsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wetness trying to stall but Gormsson improves his position.
Wetness looking to slow down the pace here.
Wetness is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Gormsson has denied him.
Gormsson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Gormsson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Gormsson tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Gormsson blocks a body shot from Wetness.
Gormsson misses with a punch on the inside.
Gormsson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wetness will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Gormsson up against the cage.
Wetness blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Gormsson avoids the damage to the body. #T4#
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness tries to stall but Gormsson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wetness pressing his opponent against the cage.
Gormsson avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body. #BC#
Gormsson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Harald Gormsson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wetness tries to clinch there but Gormsson circles away.
Gormsson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wetness.
Gormsson looks to land a right hand but Wetness moved out of range.
Wetness moves out of range as Gormsson strikes.
Gormsson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wetness momentarily.
Wetness bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wetness wants to clinch up but Gormsson keeps it at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harald Gormsson dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Wetness throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Gormsson.
Wetness has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Gormsson finds it's way round the side to connect with Wetness's head.
Gormsson misses with a right hand #CL2#
and Wetness holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Gormsson managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Gormsson blocks with his arms.
Gormsson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Gormsson scores with a shot to the side of Wetness's head.
Gormsson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wetness can do to turn this around?#BC#
Gormsson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wetness avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gormsson jabs Wetness right on the nose. Wetness blinks but takes it well.
Wetness misses with a straight right.
Gormsson throws a body shot but no joy.
Gormsson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wetness.
Gormsson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wetness.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Harald Gormsson is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Nice shot by Gormsson.
Gormsson misses with a double jab.
Gormsson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wetness moves away.
Gormsson misses with a wild body shot.
Gormsson lands with a cross.
Gormsson lands the left hand.
Gormsson throws a looping overhand right but Wetness ducks down to avoid it.
A slapping body kick lands there for Wetness.
A swing and a miss from Gormsson.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.#KD#
Gormsson sends Wetness crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Gormsson is motioning to the referee to let Wetness up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Wetness is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!#KD#
Gormsson feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Wetness sprawling to the canvas! Wetness rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Gormsson finish him?!
Wetness is still on wobbly legs! Can Gormsson finish him?
Gormsson fakes the body blow, causing Wetness to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Wetness goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Harald Gormsson!
Our winner, Harald Gormsson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: AFC #28     
Date:   Dec 22, 2018
#R1#
Wetness misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Orston tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wetness was well out of range. Poor timing from Orston.#CL2#
Wetness pushes Orston up against the cage in a clinch.
I was talking to Orston's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Orston goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Orston goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Orston.
Wetness blocks a body shot from Orston.
Orston blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Orston up against the cage.
Orston avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orston can't break the clinch.
Orston lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wetness trying to stall but Orston improves his position.
Orston scores with a hook to the body.
Wetness misses with a knee strike. #T1#
A shot in the inside from Orston.
Wetness works on Orston's body with a couple of short punches.
Orston swings wildly with an uppercut but Wetness uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wetness lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Orston displaying some good clinch control by pressing Wetness up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Orston creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Orston tries to work over Wetness's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Orston's ribcage.
Orston goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Orston breaks the clinch.
Wetness takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Orston tried to score with a low kick but Wetness checks it.
Orston keeps the fight on the outside.
Some bone on bone action there as Wetness checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. #T2#
Orston connects with a nice looking jab.
Wetness moves away from the strike by Orston.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Wetness is looking to clinch.
Wetness avoids the body shot from Orston.
Orston throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orston looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Wetness slips under a jab from Orston.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Orston and move into the clinch position.
Wetness on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Orston darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wetness misses with a jab, cross combination.
Orston really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Orston motions for Wetness to come forward. Orston throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Orston takes one on the button.
Orston tests Wetness's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T3#
Orston connects with a high kick.
Orston tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wetness was well out of range. Poor timing from Orston.
Orston looks to land a combination but Wetness avoids it well.
Orston looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Orston pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wetness on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Orston looks to score with a jab to the body but Wetness is just out of range.#CL2#
Wetness gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Orston avoids the elbow strike from Wetness, against the cage.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Orston avoids it.
Orston goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Orston lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wetness backwards.
Orston lands a hook to the side of the head.#T4#
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Orston tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness is trying to maintain a safe position but Orston gets an underhook and turns Wetness into the cage.
Orston misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Orston avoids it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness prevents Orston from breaking the clinch.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Orston up against the cage.
Orston tries to throw a body punch but Wetness avoids it by throwing Orston back against the cage.
Orston throws a punch but it's blocked by Wetness.
Wetness lands a body punch.
Wetness leaning against his opponent.
Orston misses with a hook from the clinch.
Orston fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wetness stalling the fight.
Orston throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Orston dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
The fighters circling - Orston throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Orston is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wetness can do to turn this around?
Wetness takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Wetness scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Orston looks to land a body kick but Wetness moved away.
Orston throws a jab when Wetness was well out of range.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fighters circling - Orston throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Orston wants to land a leg kick but Wetness is out of range.
Orston avoids the head kick by Wetness.
Orston quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness checks a leg kick.
Orston throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wetness.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Orston shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Orston.
Wetness blocks the body kick. #T1#
Orston looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wetness misses with a low kick.
Wetness on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Orston jabs Wetness right on the nose. Wetness blinks but takes it well.
Wetness scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Orston doesn't seem bothered though.
David Orston is winning the standup battle so far.
Wetness takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Orston fakes the leg kick and cracks Wetness in the body.
Orston misses the body punch #CL2#
and Wetness moves into the clinch.
Orston swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Orston has a couple of punches blocked by Wetness.
Orston tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Orston.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Orston.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Orston avoids it.#T2#
Wetness is pushing Orston up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. #BC#
Orston breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Orston takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Orston.
Orston misses with a head kick.
Orston on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A jab from Orston finds it's way through Wetness's defenses.
Wetness takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Orston goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Orston cracks Wetness with a right hand to the side of the head.
Orston throws a nice outside leg kick.
Orston misses with a low kick as Wetness jumps back.#T3#
Wetness throws a hook to the side of Orston's head but Orston sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Orston lands a head shot.
Orston lands with a cross.
Nice jab there from Orston.
Orston throws an overhand right that lands on Wetness's shoulder, as Wetness tries to avoid the shot.
Orston connects with a leg kick. Wetness looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Orston.
Wetness scores with a leg kick.
Wetness takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wetness swinging wildly here. #T4#
Orston digs a good hook to Wetness's body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Orston.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wetness fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Orston manages to avoid it.#CL2#
Wetness clinches.
Wetness misses with a punch to the body.
Orston is trying to stall.
Orston lands with a right to the head.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Orston.
Orston tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Orston has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Orston lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Orston dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Orston swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Orston thuds his shin into the meat of Wetness's side.
Orston throws the kick towards the body but Wetness avoids it.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Orston.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Orston pushes him off.
Orston misses with a low kick.
Orston works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wetness on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wetness throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Orston throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orston jabs Wetness to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wetness tries a head kick but it misses.
Orston misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Orston lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wetness's sensitive parts. #T1#
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wetness has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Orston.
Orston shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
David Orston seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wetness misses with a double jab.
It looked like Orston wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Orston avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wetness displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Orston throws out the jab.
A thudding body kick lands there by Orston!
Orston circles away from the clinch attempt.
Orston is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wetness takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Orston lands a nice shot that snaps Wetness's head back.
Wetness is looking to clinch.
Wetness throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Orston makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Wetness really felt that one!
Orston throws a head kick that Wetness semi-blocks.
David Orston is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Orston misses with a looping left.
Orston lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wetness throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Orston.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Orston.
Orston tests Wetness's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jab from Orston.
Orston cracks the inside of Wetness's front leg.
Orston fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wetness checks it well.
Wetness on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Orston tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wetness was well out of range. Poor timing from Orston.
Wetness's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A head kick misses from Orston. #T3#
Wetness steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Orston. That one must have hurt.
An inside leg kick from Orston misses.
Orston scores with a body shot.
Orston walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wetness checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Orston bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Wetness scores with a crisp jab that stopped Orston in his tracks.
Splash Wetness has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Orston lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wetness fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#CL2#
Wetness gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Orston on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T4#
Orston leaning his opponent against the cage.
Orston blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Orston is defending well for now.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Orston avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Orston makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Orston digs a right hand into Wetness's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wetness's gas tank.
Orston takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
David Orston showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Orston has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Orston!

An out of breath David Orston thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Showdown in The Downtown #3     
Date:   Dec 01, 2018
#R1#
Dowiyogo misses with a head kick.
Dowiyogo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dowiyogo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL#
Dowiyogo has closed the distance and engaged Wetness in a clinch.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dowiyogo trying to land knees to the body.
Dowiyogo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wetness avoids it.
Dowiyogo tries to land knees in the clinch but Wetness avoids the damage to the body.
Dowiyogo misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
I was talking to Dowiyogo's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dowiyogo's defenses.
Wetness avoiding damage as Dowiyogo throws knees to the body.
Wetness on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T1#
Wetness managing to block the knees to the body from Dowiyogo.
Dowiyogo misses with a knee strike.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dowiyogo tries to land knees in the clinch but Wetness avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Grover Dowiyogo has been cut.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Dowiyogo is breathing heavily.
Wetness is working Dowiyogo over against the cage.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness digs a right hand into Dowiyogo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dowiyogo's gas tank.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dowiyogo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness lands a body shot in the clinch. #T2#
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Dowiyogo's ribcage.
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Dowiyogo won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wetness managing to block the knees to the body from Dowiyogo.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Good body shot from Wetness.
Wetness cracks Dowiyogo with a nice body shot.
Wetness taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wetness taking a breather.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.#T3#
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Wetness.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Dowiyogo missing with knees to the body.
Wetness is stalling here.
Wetness pushes Dowiyogo back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dowiyogo's face.
Wetness avoiding damage as Dowiyogo throws knees to the body.
Wetness stalling.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness lands a damaging elbow. #T4#
A bit of stalling here from Wetness.
Wetness digs a right hand underneath Dowiyogo's ribcage. Dowiyogo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dowiyogo takes an elbow to the temple.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Dowiyogo trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness lands an elbow inside.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Dowiyogo's ribcage.
Wetness scores with a hook to the body.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dowiyogo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness pushes Dowiyogo back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wetness presses Dowiyogo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice body punch from Wetness - that landed with a thud.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Grover Dowiyogo's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Wetness.
Wetness just leaning against Dowiyogo, taking a breather.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness working Dowiyogo over with knees to the body.
Wetness stalling in the clinch.
Dowiyogo takes an elbow to the temple.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Wetness takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wetness works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dowiyogo takes an elbow to the forehead.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.#T1#
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #ROC2#
Dowiyogo is rocked!
Wetness pushes Dowiyogo back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Oh Dowiyogo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Dowiyogo's ribcage.#KD2#
Wetness has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head and Dowiyogo goes down! Wetness dives on top of him - Dowiyogo manages to get guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SU2#
Wetness stands and steps away. Dowiyogo gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dowiyogo takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wetness has Dowiyogo pushed against the cage.
Dowiyogo seems to have got his legs back now.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dowiyogo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment. #T2#
Nice body punch from Wetness - that landed with a thud.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dowiyogo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dowiyogo takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness working the clinch nicely. Dowiyogo is working for position but Wetness cracks him with a big knee to the head! Dowiyogo crumples up against the cage and Wetness lands two more shots before the ref can save Dowiyogo! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Splash Wetness!
Splash Wetness seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: AFC #19 Prelims     
Date:   Nov 10, 2018
#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Adams. Wetness does a little dance to reset his feet.
Adams sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Adams avoids it this time.
Wetness lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Adams circles away quickly and effectively.
Wetness tries to clinch but Adams is having none of it.
Adams with a hook.
Adams throws a body shot but no joy.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Adams and move into the clinch position.#TD#
Adams gets the takedown into side control.
The referee asks Adams politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Adams prefers to stall for the moment though.
Adams looks up at the clock and then as Wetness takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Adams smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Wetness is trying to buck Adams off.
Adams is working Wetness over with some ground and pound from side control.
Wetness is trying to buck Adams off.
Wetness felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Adams is looking to take a break and control but Wetness is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T1#
Wetness is trying to buck Adams off.
Adams scores with a couple of short elbows.
Adams landing a few strikes.
Adams lands a decent elbow from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Adams working the ground and pound from side control.
Adams wants to control but Wetness is keeping him busy.
Adams is working Wetness over with some ground and pound from side control.
Adams trying to control the position but Wetness is working away.
Adams cracks Wetness with a big right hand but Wetness just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Wetness is trying to buck Adams off.
Wetness is not content to let Adams control the position. #ES2#
Wetness bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Wetness throws a low kick but it's checked well by Adams.
Adams seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Wetness darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Adams scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wetness waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Adams.#CL2#
Wetness instigates a clinch.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Adams taking a breather. #T3#
Adams tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wetness taking a breather.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Adams is blocking nicely.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Adams blocks an elbow strike from Wetness.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Adams avoids the damage to the body.
Adams stalling.
Adams drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Wetness gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Still in the clinch, Adams scores with a nice short uppercut.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Wetness as Adams tries to tie him up.
Wetness wants to stall.
Adams misses with a knee to the head. #T4#
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment.
Adams stalling in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Adams creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wetness letting Adams take a breather here.
Wetness stalling in the clinch but Adams improves position.
Wetness is trying to maintain a safe position but Adams gets an underhook and turns Wetness into the cage.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Adams avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Adams slows down the pace here.
Adams managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Adams dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Adams takes the fight into the clinch.
Wetness effectively controlling the action here.
Adams throws a punch but it's blocked by Wetness.
Adams lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Adams slows down the pace here.
Adams trying to stall but Wetness improves his position.
Adams lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Adams stalling in the clinch.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Wetness gets underhooks to prevent Adams's takedown attempt. #T1#
A short right from Adams.
Adams is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wetness can do to turn this around?
Wetness looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wetness pushes off an throws an elbow but Adams leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wetness blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wetness trying to stall but Adams improves his position.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Adams drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Wetness gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Wetness lands a body shot.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Wetness content to slow the pace in the clinch. #T2#
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Adams is defending well for now.
Wetness is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Adams blocks it with crossed arms.
Adams tries to work over Wetness's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. #TD#
Adams gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Adams drops an elbow to the side of Wetness's head.
Adams has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wetness is trying to stand up here but Adams is controlling him well.
Adams with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Adams passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Wetness!
BOOM! Adams connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#T3#
Adams in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Wetness is trying to stand up.
Adams has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Wetness's face.
Wetness is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
A nice elbow there by Adams.
Adams dominating with strikes here.
Wetness wants to try and get back to his feet.
Adams lands a nice shot to the head.
Adams lands a big shot there that rocks Wetness but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Adams landing strikes from the mount and Wetness is in trouble! #ROC#
Wetness is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Adams sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T4#
Adams won't let Wetness get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Adams putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Wetness wants to get back to his feet.
Adams in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Wetness is still in real trouble! Can Adams finish him?
Wetness really wants to buck Adams off and get back to his feet.
Wetness seems to have recovered his senses.
Wetness is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Adams lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The referee warns Wetness that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Adams won't let Wetness get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Adams raining down shots from the mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Adams dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Adams circles away from the clinch attempt.
Adams misses the shot to the body.
Wetness tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Adams to counter with a crisp jab.
Adams throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wetness throws a left and a right that both miss #KD#
and Adams counters with a crisp one two that drops Wetness! Adams thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Wetness to his feet! Wetness is in big trouble!
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Adams throws a nice looking combination but Wetness bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Adams sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Adams avoids it this time.
Adams is trying hard to land a takedown here. Wetness sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #TD#
Adams scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wetness is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Adams has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Wetness is working to avoid the ground and pound but Adams connects with a decent elbow. #T1#
Wetness is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Adams wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wetness keeps working.
Wetness wants to get back to his feet but Adams drags him back down.
Adams is looking to take a break and control but Wetness is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Adams is working Wetness over with some ground and pound from side control.
James Adams overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Wetness is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Adams working the ground and pound from side control.
Wetness being controlled for a moment. #T2#
Adams works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Wetness is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Adams has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Adams is working Wetness over with some ground and pound from side control.
Adams wants to control but Wetness is keeping him busy.
Wetness takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Wetness on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Adams lands a strong strike to the head of Wetness. That's dazed him! Adams looking to finish here. Wetness is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Adams lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James Adams!
Our winner, James Adams, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: AFC #16     
Date:   Oct 20, 2018
#R1#
Van Wijnbergen lands an overhand right.
We've been informed that Wetness has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Van Wijnbergen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wetness has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wetness and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wetness lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Van Wijnbergen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Wetness.
Wetness connects with a leg kick. Van Wijnbergen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Van Wijnbergen.
Wetness avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wetness.
Van Wijnbergen fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wetness is out of range.
Van Wijnbergen blocks a head kick by Wetness.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Wijnbergen is looking to land body kicks.
Van Wijnbergen sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Van Wijnbergen avoids it this time.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a kick to the body.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Van Wijnbergen pushes him away.
Wetness takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wetness moves out of range of the strikes.#T1#
Wetness keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Wetness avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a body kick.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Van Wijnbergen and move into the clinch position.
Van Wijnbergen takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Van Wijnbergen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wetness.
Van Wijnbergen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wetness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wetness throws a series of punches but Van Wijnbergen moves out of range.
Van Wijnbergen throwing a counter right hand but Wetness manages to avoid it.
Van Wijnbergen throws a low kick, looking for Wetness's leg but Wetness calmly moves out of range.
Van Wijnbergen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wetness slips a jab from Van Wijnbergen.
Wetness checks a leg kick nicely.
Van Wijnbergen smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a hook.#T2#
Van Wijnbergen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness throws a right hand that Van Wijnbergen ducks under and follows up with a left that Van Wijnbergen also avoids with ease.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a few strikes there.
Wetness walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Wetness clinches with his opponent.
Wetness is pushing Van Wijnbergen up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. #BC#
Van Wijnbergen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Van Wijnbergen lands a jab to Wetness's midsection.
Wetness misses with a hook. Van Wijnbergen ducked under it nicely.
Van Wijnbergen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice uppercut lands for Van Wijnbergen. That snapped Wetness's head back. #T3#
Wetness ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wetness uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van Wijnbergen.
A slow jab from Wetness misses its intended target.
Van Wijnbergen dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wetness. That did some damage!
Van Wijnbergen wants to land a leg kick but Wetness is out of range.
Van Wijnbergen throws a push kick but Wetness slaps the foot to one side.
Wetness slips a jab from Van Wijnbergen.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Decent striking displayed by Van Wijnbergen there.
Van Wijnbergen throws the kick towards the body but Wetness avoids it.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Van Wijnbergen pushes him away.
Van Wijnbergen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Good work by Wetness as he checks the leg kick.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Van Wijnbergen throws the kick towards the body but Wetness avoids it.
Wetness fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#T4#
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Van Wijnbergen, right into the meat.
Van Wijnbergen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Van Wijnbergen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Van Wijnbergen misses with the combination.
Van Wijnbergen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Van Wijnbergen is looking to chop away at Wetness's legs.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Van Wijnbergen pushes him away.
A big right from Van Wijnbergen misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Wetness checks a leg kick.
Good work by Wetness as he checks the leg kick.
Van Wijnbergen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Van Wijnbergen scores with a kick to the midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joels Van Wijnbergen dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Van Wijnbergen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Wetness if he has to take too many more of those. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Van Wijnbergen lands a nice uppercut.
Van Wijnbergen can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
A shot in the inside from Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Van Wijnbergen in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Wijnbergen tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Van Wijnbergen swings wildly with an uppercut but Wetness uses good head movement to avoid it.
Van Wijnbergen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Van Wijnbergen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wetness can do to turn this around?
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Van Wijnbergen avoids it.#T1#
Van Wijnbergen avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Van Wijnbergen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wetness backwards.
Van Wijnbergen managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness. #BC#
Van Wijnbergen manages to break the clinch.
Wetness has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Van Wijnbergen.
Wetness sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Van Wijnbergen walks into a jab.
Van Wijnbergen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wetness uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen misses with an uppercut.
Joels Van Wijnbergen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van Wijnbergen thuds his shin into the meat of Wetness's side.
Wetness ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T2#
Van Wijnbergen throws a body kick that misses.
Wetness throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Van Wijnbergen on the side of the head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Wetness checks a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Van Wijnbergen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wetness at a distance.
No joy there for Wetness, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a body kick.
Wetness on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wetness takes one to the chin there.
Wetness stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Van Wijnbergen is looking to score with low kicks.
Van Wijnbergen connects with a jab.#T3#
A chopping leg kick lands by Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen lands with an uppercut that bounces Wetness off the cage and back into range.
Jab, jab by Van Wijnbergen - just one landing.
Van Wijnbergen is looking to chop away at Wetness's legs.
Van Wijnbergen throws a good cross that connects.
Van Wijnbergen throws a wild body kick that Wetness sees coming a mile off.
Van Wijnbergen sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Van Wijnbergen avoids it this time.
Van Wijnbergen looks for the body kick but Wetness saw that one coming.
A jab lands there for Van Wijnbergen.
Wetness misses with a looping left.
Wetness looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Wetness. #T4#
Van Wijnbergen misses with an attempted mid kick.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Van Wijnbergen and move into the clinch position.
Van Wijnbergen jabs Wetness to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Van Wijnbergen lands a slapping body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Van Wijnbergen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Van Wijnbergen throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Van Wijnbergen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a looping left.
Van Wijnbergen throws a low kick but Wetness avoids it.
Wetness has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Van Wijnbergen looks to score with a jab to the body but Wetness is just out of range.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Van Wijnbergen pushes him away.
Wetness throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The crowd cheers as Wetness lands an impressive looking overhand right. Van Wijnbergen doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joels Van Wijnbergen dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Van Wijnbergen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wetness.
Wetness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wetness needs to keep his hands up - Van Wijnbergen had a free shot at his head there.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a low kick as Wetness jumps back.
A nice inside leg kick there by Van Wijnbergen. That's going to slow Wetness down.
Van Wijnbergen tries to score with a low kick but Wetness moves his leg out of the way.
Wetness checks a low kick from Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness tries to move into range but Van Wijnbergen moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Van Wijnbergen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wetness's sensitive parts.
Wetness's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wetness is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T1#
Van Wijnbergen misses with an attempted mid kick.
Van Wijnbergen delivers a nice body kick.
Van Wijnbergen looks to score with a jab to the body but Wetness is just out of range.
Van Wijnbergen throws a low kick but Wetness avoids it.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Van Wijnbergen shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness avoids the body shot from Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen throws a push kick but Wetness slaps the foot to one side.
Van Wijnbergen throws a push kick but Wetness slaps the foot to one side.
Van Wijnbergen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wetness bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Van Wijnbergen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wetness stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Van Wijnbergen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#T2#
Van Wijnbergen missing with a left hand there. Wetness was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Van Wijnbergen is looking to chop away at Wetness's legs. #CL2#
Van Wijnbergen tries to keep at a distance but Wetness has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Van Wijnbergen avoids it.
Van Wijnbergen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Van Wijnbergen gets through Wetness's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Van Wijnbergen.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Wijnbergen lands a right hand.
A head punch on the inside from Van Wijnbergen fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Van Wijnbergen. #BC#
Van Wijnbergen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Joels Van Wijnbergen is winning the standup battle so far.
Van Wijnbergen thumps Wetness with a low kick.
Van Wijnbergen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T3#
Wetness moves out of range of the body kick.
Van Wijnbergen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wetness fails to land with a series of punches.
Wetness on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Van Wijnbergen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Splash Wetness has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fight stays on the outside here - Wetness looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wetness has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Van Wijnbergen throws a push kick but Wetness slaps the foot to one side.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Van Wijnbergen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Joels Van Wijnbergen is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T4#
Wetness steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Van Wijnbergen. That one must have hurt.
Van Wijnbergen punishes Wetness's body with a nice straight punch.
Wetness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Van Wijnbergen misses with an uppercut.
Van Wijnbergen cracks the inside of Wetness's front leg.
Wetness throws a jab when Van Wijnbergen was well out of range.
Van Wijnbergen with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wetness just misses with a punch to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Van Wijnbergen.
Van Wijnbergen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wetness's sensitive parts.
Wetness walks forward, straight into a front kick from Van Wijnbergen.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joels Van Wijnbergen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Van Wijnbergen, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joels Van Wijnbergen!

A victorious Joels Van Wijnbergen thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: AFC #11     
Date:   Sep 08, 2018
#R1#
Lydon avoids the body shot from Wetness.
Lydon stalks Wetness and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Wetness's face. Wetness staggers backwards, shaken.
Lydon avoids the head kick by Wetness.
Lydon tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Wetness is able to avoid easily.
Lydon misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lydon tries to score with a low kick but Wetness moves his leg out of the way.
Johnny Lydon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wetness is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Lydon.
Lydon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lydon throws a leg kick but Wetness moved away.
We've been informed that Wetness has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lydon wants to land a leg kick but Wetness is out of range.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Lydon and move into the clinch position.
Lydon throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range. #CL#
Wetness gets tackled into the cage by Lydon. Lydon maintains the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wetness's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Wetness's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.#T1#
Lydon tries to throw a body punch but Wetness avoids it by throwing Lydon back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Lydon's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lydon.
Lydon wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it. #BC#
Lydon breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Wetness gets a clinch.
Lydon tries to break free but Wetness pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Lydon breaks from the clinch.
The crowd cheers as Lydon lands an impressive looking overhand right. Wetness doesn't seem phased though.
Lydon lands with a nice body punch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Wetness.
Lydon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Lydon throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Lydon pushes him away.#CL2#
Wetness rushes Lydon and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Lydon can't break the clinch.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Lydon lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lydon wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it. #T2#
Wetness with a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lydon is trying to break the clinch but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Wetness stalling in the clinch but Lydon improves position. #BC#
Lydon breaks the clinch.
Wetness takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Wetness checks a leg kick. #CL#
Lydon darts in and clinches Wetness up against the cage.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Lydon gets through Wetness's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lydon being controlled against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#BC#
Lydon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL#
Lydon moves into the clinch.
Wetness is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.#T3##BC#
Lydon manages to break the clinch.
Lydon misses with a two punch combination.
A low kick from Lydon is predictable there #CL2#
and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch. #BC#
Lydon pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lydon throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wetness.
Lydon misses the shot to the body.
Lydon takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lydon connects with a body shot.
Lydon is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lydon swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lydon tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice body kick from Lydon.
Wetness blocks the body kick.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Lydon pushes him away.
Lydon does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. #CL2#
Wetness rushes Lydon and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#T4#
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness is trying to maintain a safe position but Lydon gets an underhook and turns Wetness into the cage.#BC#
Lydon breaks the clinch.
Wetness throws an overhand right that lands on Lydon's shoulder, as Lydon tries to avoid the shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
No joy there for Lydon, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lydon fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wetness has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.#CUT#
It looks like Splash Wetness has been cut.
Lydon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lydon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wetness.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Lydon.
Lydon lands a two punch combo.
Jab by Lydon.
Lydon throws the kick towards the body but Wetness avoids it.#CL#
Lydon has Wetness up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wetness pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wetness will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Lydon up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Lydon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Lydon throws a body punch but Wetness moves out of range.
Lydon is looking to wear down Wetness with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.#CL#
Lydon rushes Wetness and presses him up against the cage.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness is pushing Lydon up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Lydon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Lydon wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wetness leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Lydon won't want to take too many of those.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lydon lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lydon wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Lydon tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it. #T1#
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Wetness stalls.
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lydon avoids it.
Lydon misses with a punch to the body.
Lydon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Lydon wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it.
Wetness works on Lydon's body with a couple of short punches.
Lydon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Lydon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lydon misses with a punch to the body. #BC#
Lydon manages to break the clinch.
Lydon looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Lydon.
Lydon throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily. #T2#
Lydon is looking to chop away at Wetness's legs.
Lydon throws a body kick that misses.
Lydon sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Lydon avoids it this time.
Lydon is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wetness can do to turn this around?#CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Wetness on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lydon can't break the clinch.
Lydon wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it.
Lydon has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Wetness tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lydon's elbow.
Wetness is pushing Lydon up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wetness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lydon's efforts to push away.#BC#
Lydon pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness throws a head kick that misses.
Lydon feints and then cracks Wetness's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wetness down.
Wetness is looking to clinch. #T3#
Wetness blocks a head kick by Lydon.
Lydon throws a head kick that misses. #CL#
Wetness gets tackled into the cage by Lydon. Lydon maintains the clinch.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lydon tries to break free but Wetness pushes him back against the cage.
Lydon wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wetness working Lydon over with knees to the body.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lydon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Lydon works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Lydon wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wetness stalling in the clinch.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Lydon blocks it.
Lydon is trying to break the clinch but Wetness is controlling him.
Lydon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.#T4#
Lydon looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC#
Lydon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lydon throws a hook but Wetness avoids it easily.#CL#
Lydon instigates a clinch. #BC#
Lydon's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Johnny Lydon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Good work by Wetness as he checks the leg kick.
Wetness goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. #CL2#
Wetness drives through and clinches with Lydon against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lydon misses with some punches.
Lydon tries to break the clinch but Wetness is controlling the position.
Lydon tries to throw a body punch but Wetness avoids it by throwing Lydon back against the cage.
Wetness is trying to maintain a safe position but Lydon gets an underhook and turns Wetness into the cage.
Lydon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.#BC#
Lydon breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lydon throws a wild body kick that Wetness sees coming a mile off.
Lydon throws a low kick but Wetness moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Splash Wetness will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Wetness uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lydon.
Lydon sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Lydon avoids it this time.
Lydon throws a lazy right hand but Wetness sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wetness moves out of range as Lydon throws a body kick.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Lydon pushes him away.
Lydon misses with a wild combination.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Lydon and move into the clinch position.
A nice combination there by Lydon.
Lydon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Lydon and move into the clinch position.
Lydon walks into a left hand.
Lydon just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness lands a nice shot to the body.
Lydon feints and then cracks Wetness's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wetness down.
Lydon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lydon misses with a leg kick.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Lydon shakes him off and moves away.
Lydon with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #T1##CL#
Lydon has closed the distance and engaged Wetness in a clinch.
Lydon is trying to force a seperation but Wetness has the dominant position.
Lydon blocks an elbow strike.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lydon in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Lydon blocks a body shot from Wetness.
Lydon tries to circle away but Wetness has him pinned against the cage.
Lydon is trying to break free.
Wetness presses Lydon against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lydon wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Lydon won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness stalling against the cage.
Wetness misses with a body punch. #T2#
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lydon wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it.
Wetness lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wetness is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Lydon misses with a punch to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Lydon lands with a light punch inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lydon has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wetness prevents Lydon from breaking the clinch.
Lydon looking to slow down the pace here.
Wetness stalling in the clinch but Lydon improves position.
Lydon can't break the clinch.
Lydon tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lydon has had enough of the clinch but Wetness keeps him there for the moment.#T3#
Wetness lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wetness tries a body shot but Lydon blocks it.
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Lydon working hard to break the clinch.
Lydon misses with a body punch.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lydon is keeping busy.
Wetness stalling the fight.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment.
Lydon wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lydon looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The referee is keeping an eye on Wetness - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #T4#
Lydon working hard to break the clinch.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness misses with a punch to the body. #BC#
Lydon breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lydon misses with a few strikes there.
Lydon feints a jab promting Wetness to slip. Lydon then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Wetness slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Lydon throws a wild body kick that Wetness sees coming a mile off.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Lydon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL#
Lydon darts in and clinches Wetness up against the cage.
Lydon tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Lydon wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Splash Wetness.
I think Wetness has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:28
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Splash Wetness!

After winning the bout, Splash Wetness thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: EFA 73 Vasilevskiy vs jurmu     
Date:   Jun 09, 2018
#R1#
Wetness avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wetness with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Drotske to score with a decent uppercut.
Drotske throws a looping overhand right but Wetness ducks down to avoid it.
Wetness looks to score with a jab to the body but Drotske is just out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Wetness checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wetness tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Drotske manages to circle out of the way.
Wetness looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wetness misses with a looping left.
Drotske drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wetness defends it well.
Wetness misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Markus Drotske seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Drotske tries to keep at a distance but Wetness has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wetness is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Drotske is keeping busy.
Wetness trying to stall but Drotske improves his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drotske tries to throw a body punch but Wetness avoids it by throwing Drotske back against the cage.
Drotske tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Drotske lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wetness backwards.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.#T1#
Wetness takes a shot to the head.
We've been informed that Drotske has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Still in the clinch, Drotske scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wetness doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Drotske avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body. #TD2#
Drotske tightens his grip and picks Wetness up, before dumping him to the ground. Wetness manages to land in guard. #ES#
Wetness manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Drotske moves away from the strike by Wetness.
Wetness blocks a jab.
Drotske lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drotske misses with a straight left.
Wetness tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Drotske manages to circle out of the way.
Drotske looks to land a right hand but Wetness moved out of range.
Wetness tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Drotske manages to circle out of the way.
Drotske dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wetness. That did some damage!
Drotske throws out a loose jab but Wetness uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wetness wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Wetness lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Drotske scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T2#
Horrible takedown attempt by Drotske or perhaps it was just good defense by Wetness, which made it look bad.
Wetness slips a jab from Drotske.
As Drotske tries to get set, Wetness tries to push him back and clinch up but Drotske manages to avoid the attempt.
Drotske throws a lazy right hand but Wetness sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#TD2#
Drotske feints and as Wetness raises his hands in defense, Drotske changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Wetness is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Drotske is controlling him. #T3##SUB2#
Drotske drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Drotske jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Wetness is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Drotske trying to control the position from guard on top but Wetness is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wetness wants to stand and escape but Drotske is having none of it.
Drotske looking to pass the guard.
Drotske slips nicely into half guard.
Wetness is looking to escape.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Wetness won't allow Drotske to pass to mount.
Drotske passes to side control.
Wetness wants to get back to his feet.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
A punch combination from Wetness misses.
Drotske tried to score with a low kick but Wetness checks it.
Wetness seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Drotske is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wetness.
As Drotske tries to get set, Wetness tries to push him back and clinch up but Drotske manages to avoid the attempt.
Wetness throws a hook to the side of Drotske's head but Drotske sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Drotske slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Drotske scores with a punch to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Markus Drotske dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Drotske is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wetness.
Wetness tries to counter by clinching up but Drotske breaks away and moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Drotske.
Wetness uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Drotske.
Drotske circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wetness misses with a hook. Drotske ducked under it nicely.
Drotske throws an overhand right that lands on Wetness's shoulder, as Wetness tries to avoid the shot.
Wetness tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Drotske manages to circle out of the way.
Drotske has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#TD2#
Drotske drives through with a takedown into guard.
Wetness keeping moving, preventing Drotske from controlling successfully. #ES#
Wetness has his feet on Drotske's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Drotske misses the jab.
Wetness lands with an overhand left.
Drotske just misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Wetness avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Drotske misses with a two punch combination.
Wetness is looking to clinch but Drotske is avoiding it.
Drotske looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Drotske lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wetness looks to land a combination but Drotske avoids it well.
Drotske is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Drotske just misses with a punch to the body.
Wetness doesn't manage to clinch there - Drotske circles away.
Wetness fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Drotske has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A chopping leg kick lands by Drotske.
Drotske misses with a looping left.
Wetness seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Drotske throws a looping overhand right but Wetness ducks down to avoid it.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch but Drotske swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Drotske looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Wetness is fending him off so far but Drotske persists. Nope, Wetness circles away and we're back to standing.
Drotske throws the left hand but Wetness avoids the punch easily.#T2#
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Drotske.
Drotske misses with a takedown attempt - Wetness sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Wetness looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Drotske looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Drotske fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wetness looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Drotske finds it's way through Wetness's defenses.
Drotske lands an overhand right.
Drotske throws a lazy uppercut #CL#
and Wetness counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Drotske creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wetness tries to stall but Drotske uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wetness tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Drotske's elbow.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Drotske.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Drotske avoids the damage to the body. #T3#
Drotske lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Drotske fails to pull guard.
Splash Wetness has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Markus Drotske.
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Drotske misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wetness.
The referee calls for Wetness to work.
Drotske tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Drotske lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness looking to stall.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Drotske.
Drotske tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Wetness looking to slow down the pace here.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Drotske.
Markus Drotske seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#T4#
Wetness blocks an uppercut.
Wetness tries to work over Drotske's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Drotske throws a head punch that misses.
Drotske is leaning against Wetness and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wetness is trying to maintain a safe position but Drotske gets an underhook and turns Wetness into the cage.
Drotske lands a hook that snaps the head of Wetness backwards.
Drotske lands with a short head shot on the inside. #TD2#
Drotske manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wetness wants to get up but he can't break Drotske's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SUB2#
Drotske throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Wetness wants to get up but he can't break Drotske's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Markus Drotske showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Drotske lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wetness connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Drotske's hands.
Wetness misses with a lunging right hand
and Drotske cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wetness takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wetness lunges at Drotske with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Drotske's hand.
Drotske misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Wetness is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Drotske.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wetness. Drotske does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wetness lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drotske swinging wildly here.
Wetness with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Drotske to score with a decent uppercut.
Drotske throws a big shot that misses.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T1#
Drotske swats away the attempt to clinch by Wetness.
Wetness wants to clinch.
Splash Wetness is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A telegraphed right hand from Drotske misses the target.
Wetness seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Wetness is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Drotske.
Wetness blocks a jab.
Drotske scores with a jab. Wetness acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Drotske tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jab from Drotske.
Drotske throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Drotske misses the target. #T2#
Wetness stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Drotske.
Wetness tries to bum rush Drotske with a series of wild strikes but Drotske uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Drotske paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wetness ducks under a wild hook from Drotske.
Wetness is looking to counter the offense by Drotske and move into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drotske lands with a nice body punch.
Wetness is looking to clinch but Drotske is avoiding it.
Drotske blocks a head kick by Wetness.
Drotske takes a swing at Wetness's ribcage but misses.
Drotske walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wetness checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Markus Drotske seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wetness misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nice jab there from Drotske.
Drotske throws a jab when Wetness was well out of range.#T3#
Drotske throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wetness is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Drotske.
Wetness blocks a jab.
Wetness is looking to counter the offense by Drotske and move into the clinch.
Drotske finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch but Drotske swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Drotske lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wetness uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Drotske.
Wetness tries to clinch up but Drotske circles away and keeps his distance.
Splash Wetness has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wetness keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drotske.
Drotske connects with a body shot that sends Wetness's belly button to the back.
Wetness defending well as Drotske loads up on a big left hand.
Wetness is looking to counter the offense by Drotske and move into the clinch.
Wetness misses with a wild body shot.
Wetness tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T4#
Drotske connects with a body shot.
Drotske avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Drotske drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wetness defends it well.
Drotske waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wetness.
Wetness tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Drotske manages to circle out of the way.
A jab from Drotske finds it's way through Wetness's defenses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Drotske.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wetness throws a leg kick which misses Drotske's front leg but catches the back leg as Drotske tries to avoid it.
Drotske is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wetness.
Drotske lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wetness misses with a wild body shot.
Drotske just misses with a punch to the body.
Wetness is looking to counter the offense by Drotske and move into the clinch.
Wetness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Drotske tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Drotske jabs Wetness to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Drotske dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Markus Drotske comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Drotske has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Markus Drotske!

A very excited looking Markus Drotske made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: EFA 64 Vermeulen vs Wetness     
Date:   May 19, 2018
#R1##CL#
Vermeulen fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wetness, pushing him back against the cage.
Wetness working Vermeulen over with knees to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Vermeulen managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness stalling in the clinch but Vermeulen improves position.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Vermeulen is blocking nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen working aggressively here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Vermeulen as Wetness tries to tie him up. #BC#
Vermeulen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wetness throws a series of punches but Vermeulen avoids them all with ease.
A good leg kick by Wetness.
Wetness defending well as Vermeulen loads up on a big left hand.
Wetness throws a poor cross that misses
and Vermeulen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Vermeulen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vermeulen jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nice defenses there by Vermeulen.#T1#
Vermeulen closes the distance and clinches up with Wetness, looking for a takedown. Vermeulen pushes Wetness against the cage but Wetness circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Vermeulen throws a looping overhand right but Wetness ducks down to avoid it.
Wetness throws a left and a right that both miss
and Vermeulen counters with a lovely shot to the body.#CL2#
Vermeulen gets tackled into the cage by Wetness. Wetness maintains the clinch.
Vermeulen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vermeulen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Vermeulen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vermeulen avoids it.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
We've been hearing reports that Vermeulen has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Vermeulen is blocking nicely.
Vermeulen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Vermeulen takes a knee right on the jaw!
Vermeulen misses with some punches.
Vermeulen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.#T2#
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Vermeulen.
Vermeulen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Vermeulen lands with a light punch inside.
Vermeulen misses with a punch to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.#TD#
Vermeulen has Wetness pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Vermeulen pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Wetness tumbling to the mat - Vermeulen dives into Wetness's guard.
Vermeulen connects with a couple of short punches.
Vermeulen wants to control from the top but Wetness keeps moving.
Vermeulen postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Wetness is looking to stand up but Vermeulen isn't so interested in that idea.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Vermeulen lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Vermeulen lands a couple of decent looking shots.#T3##ES2#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Wetness manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Vermeulen blocks it with crossed arms.
Vermeulen misses with some punches.
Vermeulen pushes Wetness back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #BC#
Vermeulen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fighters circling - Vermeulen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wetness takes one to the side of the head.
Vermeulen misses with a straight right. #TD#
Vermeulen looking to score a takedown here. Wetness is defending well but Vermeulen drives through and ends up in Wetness's guard.
Wetness wants to stand up but Vermeulen is controlling him.
Vermeulen connects with a couple of short punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vermeulen prevents Wetness from getting back to his feet. #T4#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Vermeulen postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Vermeulen scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Wetness keeping moving, preventing Vermeulen from controlling successfully.
Vermeulen working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Wetness's head.
Vermeulen stops Wetness from standing up.
Vermeulen trying to control the position from guard on top but Wetness is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Vermeulen with a nice head shot there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hendrik Vermeulen dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Wetness defending well as Vermeulen loads up on a big left hand.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Vermeulen shakes him off and moves away.
A jab from Wetness misses.
Wetness attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Vermeulen lands a jab to the head. #TD#
Vermeulen shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Vermeulen stops Wetness from standing up.
Vermeulen trying to control but Wetness is working from the bottom.
Wetness is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Vermeulen is controlling him.
Vermeulen distracts Wetness with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness is looking to stand up but Vermeulen isn't so interested in that idea.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Vermeulen is in close to Wetness's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Vermeulen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wetness has momentary wrist control but Vermeulen slips an elbow through the middle.#T1#
Vermeulen distracts Wetness with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Vermeulen scoring with some ground and pound.
Vermeulen lands a couple of elbows.
Vermeulen content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Vermeulen won't allow Wetness to get back to his feet.
Vermeulen postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Vermeulen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Vermeulen advances position into side control!
Wetness tries to escape but Vermeulen is in control.
Vermeulen lands some shots froms side control.
Vermeulen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wetness keeps working.
Vermeulen scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Wetness to see if he's OK.
Wetness is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Vermeulen has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Vermeulen working the head with strikes. #T2#
Vermeulen is putting a hurting on Wetness here, landing some big shots from side control.
Vermeulen works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Check out the look on Vermeulen's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Hendrik Vermeulen overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vermeulen lands some shots froms side control.
Wetness wants to get back to his feet.
Wetness takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Wetness is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Vermeulen is controlling him well.
Wetness is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Wetness taking punishment in the form of punches.
Vermeulen is putting a hurting on Wetness here, landing some big shots from side control.
Vermeulen lands a nice forearm strike.
Vermeulen looks up at the clock and then as Wetness takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Vermeulen smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Vermeulen is putting a hurting on Wetness here, landing some big shots from side control. #ROC#
Wetness is rocked!
Vermeulen scores with a couple of short elbows.
Wetness is still in real trouble! Can Vermeulen finish him?
Vermeulen scoring with punches from side control.
Wetness is trying to get back to his feet.#T3#
Vermeulen lands a nice forearm strike.
Wetness wants to get back to his feet.
Wetness seems to have recovered his senses.
Vermeulen working the head and body with strikes.
Wetness is trying to buck Vermeulen off.
Vermeulen trying to control the position but Wetness is working away.
Wetness is trying to get back to his feet.
Vermeulen scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Wetness to see if he's OK.#ES2#
Wetness bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
A jab from Vermeulen does it's job there.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Splash Wetness is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T4#
Wetness throws a hook but Vermeulen blocks it.#KD#
Vermeulen lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Wetness sprawling to the canvas. Vermeulen follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Wetness hang on?
Vermeulen has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vermeulen looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Wetness wants to get back to his feet.
Vermeulen is nestled in close to Wetness, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Vermeulen stops Wetness from getting back to his feet.
Vermeulen winds up and cracks Wetness with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Wetness is looking to escape.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Vermeulen in particular looking to stall.
Nice strikes from Vermeulen there.
Ground and pound from Vermeulen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hendrik Vermeulen dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R3#
Vermeulen looks to land a right hand but Wetness moved out of range.
Wetness lands the left hand.
Wetness lands the left hand.
Wetness shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Vermeulen looks to land a left hand but Wetness moved out of range nicely.
Vermeulen is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wetness connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vermeulen. Vermeulen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Vermeulen blocks a jab.
Vermeulen is looking to counter punch.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wetness steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vermeulen.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Vermeulen and move into the clinch position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness slips a straight right by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen avoids the body shot from Wetness.
Wetness keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Vermeulen.
Vermeulen lands a two punch combo. #T1#
Vermeulen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wetness sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wetness throws a left and a right that both miss
and Wetness takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vermeulen misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circling - Vermeulen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wetness misses with a hook.
The crowd cheers as Wetness lands an impressive looking overhand right. Vermeulen doesn't seem phased though.
A shot to the liver by Vermeulen. Beautiful body shot.
Vermeulen slips a straight right by Wetness.
Wetness walks into a jab.
Hendrik Vermeulen is winning the standup battle so far.
Wetness walks into a jab.
Wetness showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vermeulen. #T2#
Wetness lands with a straight right. Vermeulen didn't see that one coming.#CL#
Vermeulen forces Wetness back against the cage and clinches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Vermeulen working aggressively here.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wetness trying to control the position but instead, Vermeulen has worked for underhooks and has pushed Wetness into the cage.
Vermeulen lands a nice shot to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Vermeulen.
Vermeulen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wetness backwards.
Nice body punch from Vermeulen.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Vermeulen avoids the damage to the body.
Knees to the body from Wetness. #T3#
Vermeulen tries to work over Wetness's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vermeulen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wetness can do to turn this around?
Vermeulen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wetness backwards. #TD#
Vermeulen turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Vermeulen manages to end up in side control.
Vermeulen is staying tight to Wetness's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Vermeulen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wetness keeps working.
Vermeulen connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Wetness some visible discomfort.
Wetness is trying to buck Vermeulen off.
Vermeulen cracks Wetness with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Wetness is pushing Vermeulen's head away, looking to escape. Vermeulen manages to hold on to the position though.
Wetness felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#T4#
Wetness taking punishment in the form of punches.
Wetness is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Vermeulen is controlling him well.
Vermeulen landing strikes.
Vermeulen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wetness keeps working.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wetness tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Good control from Vermeulen.
Wetness is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Wetness is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Vermeulen off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Wetness staying busy and making it hard for Vermeulen to control.
Wetness is trying to get back to his feet but Vermeulen has full control of the position and if anything, Wetness has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Vermeulen gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
Vermeulen looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
Wetness is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hendrik Vermeulen clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R4##KD#
Vermeulen lands a left and a right that sends Wetness crashing to the canvas! Vermeulen dives into mount looking to finish!
Oooh a big shot lands for Vermeulen! Wetness is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Hendrik Vermeulen!
Hendrik Vermeulen retains his light heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Hendrik Vermeulen rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: EFA 55 Vermeulen vs Power     
Date:   Apr 25, 2018
#R1#
A slow jab from Reed misses its intended target.
Reed throws a right and a left that Wetness avoids nicely.
Reed swats away the attempt to clinch by Wetness.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wetness. That's going to slow Reed down.
Wetness misses with a jab, cross combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wetness.
Wetness slips under a jab.
Wetness slaps away a takedown attempt from Reed, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Wetness seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#T1#
Wetness fails to land with a series of punches.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Reed has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Reed takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Reed will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Wetness looks for the body kick but Reed saw that one coming.
Wetness throws a half hearted mid kick.
Reed is looking for the big counter here.
Wetness throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wetness lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Reed circles away quickly and effectively.#T2#
Wetness misses with the combination. #TD2#
Reed shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Reed was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#ES#
Wetness explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Splash Wetness is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wetness rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Reed moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wetness blocks a low kick nicely.
We've been told by Wetness's head coaches at Nuclear Physiques that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A left and a right from Wetness both land. Nice combination. #T3#
Wetness lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Reed connects with a looping right hand.
Wetness scores with a nice strike.
Reed takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wetness looks to land a combination but Reed avoids it well.
Wetness with a body punch. A glancing blow. #TD2#
Wetness gets caught flat footed, as Reed shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Reed lands a couple of elbows.
Reed scoring with punches to the head and body.
Reed stays in close to Wetness's body and controls the position.
Wetness is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Reed is controlling him. #T4#
Reed with a nice head shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wetness wants to stand up but Reed is controlling him.
Reed is working Wetness over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Reed trying to control but Wetness is working from the bottom.
Reed cracks Wetness with a solid left hand.
Reed is working Wetness over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Reed postures up and lands a big shot to Wetness's brow.
Reed postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Wetness keeping moving, preventing Reed from controlling successfully.
Wetness will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Reed working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Wetness is wriggling around but Reed manages to pass to half guard.
Reed looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Wetness lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Nice takedown defense from Wetness. No joy for Reed on that attempt.
Wetness throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wetness looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It seemed like Reed was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice cross by Wetness.
Wetness connects with a single shot there.
Splash Wetness is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Reed has a takedown stuffed.
Reed closes this distance looking for a takedown but Wetness circles away.
Splash Wetness has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Howland Reed.#T1#
Wetness scores with a jab.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Reed paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wetness is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Reed slips under a jab.
Wetness is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wetness throws an off balance right hand
and Reed counters with a nice uppercut.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wetness looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wetness is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Reed can do to turn this around?
Reed looks to throw the jab but Wetness is out of range. #T2#
Wetness scores with the left hand. Reed knows he should have avoided that one.
Wetness tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Reed counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wetness throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wetness looks to clinch #TD2#
and Reed counters with a single leg into guard. Wetness didn't expect that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wetness avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Wetness keeping moving, preventing Reed from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wetness wants to stand up but Reed is controlling him.
Wetness trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Reed landing with the ground and pound.
Reed stops Wetness from standing up. #T3#
Reed throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Reed wants to control from the top but Wetness keeps moving.
Reed stops Wetness from standing up. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#CL2#
Reed gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Reed tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Stalling in the clinch from Wetness.
Wetness is looking to control Reed's arms but Reed gets an underhook and turns him. Now Wetness has his back to the cage.
Reed slowing the pace effectively.
Wetness gets underhooks to prevent Reed's takedown attempt.
Wetness prevents Reed from breaking the clinch.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Reed avoids the damage to the body. #T4#
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Reed wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Reed on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Reed up against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Reed is defending well for now.
Wetness tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reed's elbow.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Reed doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Reed shoots for a double leg takedown but Wetness sprawls well. He's pushed Reed's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Wetness scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Reed shoots in looking for a takedown but Wetness manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Reed's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Wetness is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Reed.
Wetness feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Reeds jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Reed on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wetness misses with a combination
and Wetness takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Reed fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Wetness is looking to counter the offense by Reed and move into the clinch.
Splash Wetness has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Howland Reed.#T1#
Reed misses with a straight right.
Reed dodges the punch combination from Wetness. #CL2#
Reed forces Wetness back against the cage and clinches.
Reed working aggressively here.
Wetness trying to stall but Reed improves his position.
Wetness is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Reed is keeping busy.
A right hand to the body from Wetness. #T2#
Wetness is looking to control Reed's arms but Reed gets an underhook and turns him. Now Wetness has his back to the cage.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness stalling.
Reed blocks the elbow strike.
Reed wants a takedown but no success here.
Reed cracks Wetness with a nice body shot.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.
Reed avoids a wild elbow strike from Wetness.
Wetness is pushing Reed up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Reed drops down looking for an ankle pick but Wetness pulls his leg out and moves away. #T3#
Wetness misses with a double jab #CL2#
and Reed counters by moving into the clinch.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Reed.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Reed blocks it.
Wetness goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wetness tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reed's elbow.
Wetness tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reed's elbow.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Wetness is pushing Reed up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Howland Reed has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
Reed takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Reed is defending well for now.
Reed changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Wetness fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Reed avoids a punch combination nicely.
Splash Wetness is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Sloppy strikes from Wetness. Those never looked like landing.
Reed waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wetness.
Wetness tries to counter by clinching up but Reed breaks away and moves out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Reed avoids the head kick by Wetness.
Wetness fails with an attempt to clinch.
Reed looks like he wants to counter punch here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Splash Wetness showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wetness, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Splash Wetness!

Splash Wetness decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: DUEL#137 Champion vs Champion     
Date:   Mar 17, 2018
#R1#
Noye throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wetness connects with a nice looking jab.
Wetness tries to clinch but Noye moves out of range. #CL2#
Wetness gets a clinch.
Wetness told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Noye misses with an elbow over the top.
Wetness is pushing Noye up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wetness avoids the elbow strike from Noye, against the cage.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Noye avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Wetness takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wetness lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#
It looks like Donal Noye has been cut.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Noye avoids it.
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness lands a body shot.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike.
Noye misses with a punch on the inside.
Noye misses with an elbow strike. #T1#
Noye lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Noye pushes off an throws an elbow but Wetness leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Noye throws an elbow that misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Noye's ribcage.
Noye letting Wetness take a breather here.
Noye tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wetness takes an elbow to the temple.
Noye misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Noye is defending well for now.
Wetness avoids a wild elbow strike from Noye.
A left hand lands to the body for Wetness.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Noye creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike from Noye.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses. #T2#
Come on Wetness - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Wetness digs a right hand underneath Noye's ribcage. Noye let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Noye takes an elbow to the temple.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Noye avoids it.
Noye lands a hook to the side of the head.
Noye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Noye takes an elbow to the forehead.
Noye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Noye throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Noye has a couple of punches blocked by Wetness.
Noye pushes off an throws an elbow but Wetness leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Noye throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wetness.
Noye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Noye won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness landing knees to the head. #T3#
A body shot lands from Wetness.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Noye is defending well for now.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #CUT2#
Donal Noye's cut is getting worse.
Noye throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Noye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Noye throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wetness blocks it with crossed arms.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
Noye is breathing heavily.
Noye avoids the elbow strike from Wetness, against the cage.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Noye blocks with his arms.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Noye trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness taking a breather.
Noye tries to throw a body punch but Wetness avoids it by throwing Noye back against the cage.
Noye avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Wetness wants to stall.
Wetness working Noye over with knees to the body.#T4#
A nice glancing elbow lands by Noye.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Noye.
Noye managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Noye misses with an elbow over the top.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noye managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Noye is defending well for now.
Noye lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Noye takes a knee right on the jaw!
Our sources have told us that Noye has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Noye lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Noye lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Noye.
Wetness avoids the elbow strike from Noye, against the cage.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Noye is blocking nicely.
Noye throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Noye.
Wetness misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Noye letting Wetness take a breather here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Donal Noye's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2##CL#
Noye rushes Wetness and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wetness avoids a wild elbow strike from Noye.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Noye avoids the damage to the body.
Noye fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike.
Wetness blocks the elbow strike.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Noye in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Noye pushes off an throws an elbow but Wetness leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wetness avoiding damage.
Nice elbow from Noye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness blocking some punches.
Wetness stalling the fight.
Noye managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Noye lands an elbow that stopped Wetness in his tracks for a moment.
Noye gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wetness blocks an uppercut.
Noye tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #T1#
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Noye takes an elbow to the temple.
Wetness dodges an elbow strike from Noye.
Wetness misses with a body punch.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Noye avoids it.
Wetness avoids a wild elbow strike from Noye.
Noye throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Noye lands an elbow inside.
Noye misses with some punches.
Noye pushes off an throws an elbow but Wetness leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wetness trying to control the position but instead, Noye has worked for underhooks and has pushed Wetness into the cage.
Noye creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wetness tries to work over Noye's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wetness is trying to maintain a safe position but Noye gets an underhook and turns Wetness into the cage.
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Noye creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wetness's defenses. #CUT#
It looks like Splash Wetness has been cut.
Noye misses with a punch on the inside. #T2#
Noye creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness trying to stall but Noye improves his position.
Wetness avoids a wild elbow strike from Noye.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noye takes a knee to the side of the body.
Noye throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wetness's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Noye throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Noye pushes off an throws an elbow but Wetness leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Noye avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Wetness.
Noye lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Noye lands a damaging elbow.
Wetness is looking to control Noye's arms but Noye gets an underhook and turns him. Now Wetness has his back to the cage. #T3#
A short left from Noye.
Noye lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Noye lands a body punch.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Noye blocks with his arms.
Noye lands a hook that snaps the head of Wetness backwards.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Noye.
Come on Wetness - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Noye prevents a body shot from Wetness.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Noye avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wetness.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
Wetness takes an elbow to the forehead.
Noye blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noye throws a knee to the head but misses. #T4#
Noye gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wetness dodges an elbow strike from Noye.
Noye avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Noye fails to land.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Noye avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness blocks the elbow strike.
Good body shot from Wetness.
Noye throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Noye pushes off an throws an elbow but Wetness leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Noye throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness avoids the elbow strike from Noye, against the cage.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike from Noye.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #CUT2#
Donal Noye's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Wetness tries a body shot but Noye blocks it.
Noye scores with a hook to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Noye throws an elbow but misses.
Noye on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donal Noye dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Good work by Noye as he checks the leg kick.
It looked like Noye was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Wetness checks a low kick from Noye.#CL#
Noye moves into the clinch.
Wetness blocks the elbow strike.
Noye blocks an elbow strike from Wetness.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike from Noye.
Noye lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wetness is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wetness takes an elbow to the temple.
Noye misses with an elbow over the top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Come on Wetness - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Noye lands an elbow that stopped Wetness in his tracks for a moment.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike.
Noye creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wetness's defenses.
Wetness taking a breather.#T1#
Wetness stalling in the clinch but Noye improves position.
Wetness trying to stall but Noye improves his position.
Wetness misses with a body punch.
Wetness tries to stall but Noye uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Noye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Noye throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wetness takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Noye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Noye working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wetness blocks the elbow strike.
Noye misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noye misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wetness blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Noye throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Noye is blocking nicely.
Noye lands an elbow just above Wetness 's eye. #T2#
A nice right hand lands inside from Noye.
Noye with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Noye.
Wetness blocks an elbow strike from Noye.
Noye throws an elbow that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Noye avoids it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wetness blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wetness lands an elbow that stopped Noye in his tracks for a moment.
Noye throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wetness is looking to control Noye's arms but Noye gets an underhook and turns him. Now Wetness has his back to the cage.
Noye misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Noye is defending well for now.
Wetness avoids a wild elbow strike from Noye.
Noye blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Noye.
Wetness leaning against his opponent. #T3#
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Noye avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness cracks Noye with a nice body shot.
Noye on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness takes an elbow to the temple.
Noye on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Noye lands an elbow that stopped Wetness in his tracks for a moment.
Noye tries to work over Wetness's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Noye just misses with a elbow thrown towards Wetness's brow.
Wetness takes an elbow to the temple.
Noye misses with a knee to the head.
Noye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Noye blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wetness tries a body shot but Noye blocks it.
Noye lands an elbow inside that Wetness shrugs off.
Noye lands an elbow that stopped Wetness in his tracks for a moment.
Noye takes a knee to the side of the body. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noye lands an elbow that stopped Wetness in his tracks for a moment.
Wetness leaning against his opponent.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Noye is defending well for now.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wetness.
Noye blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wetness is looking to control Noye's arms but Noye gets an underhook and turns him. Now Wetness has his back to the cage.
Noye lands an elbow that stopped Wetness in his tracks for a moment.
Noye managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Noye throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Noye lands a damaging elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Noye.
Wetness tries to stall but Noye uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wetness's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Noye throws an elbow but it's blocked.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donal Noye showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Noye has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donal Noye!

 

Event: DUEL#130 Bushiri vs Saibot     
Date:   Feb 17, 2018
#R1#
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
We've been informed that Wetness has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Wetness fakes the leg kick and cracks Highpants in the body.
Highpants lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #CUT#
It looks like Splash Wetness has been cut.
Highpants goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wetness jabs at Highpants's body.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness throws a right hand that Highpants ducks under and follows up with a left that Highpants also avoids with ease.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness walks into a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wetness motions for Highpants to come forward. Wetness throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
That kick from Wetness tenderised Highpants's leg. Highpants is trying to keep his angry face on.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T1#
Wetness throws a head kick that misses.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Highpants pushes him off.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness doesn't manage to clinch there - Highpants circles away.
Highpants takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wetness tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Highpants was well out of range. Poor timing from Wetness.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness lands with a hook. Highpants tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Highpants dodges the punch combination from Wetness.
Wetness takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #T2#
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Good shot there by Highpants.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wetness throws a right hand that Highpants ducks under and follows up with a left that Highpants also avoids with ease.
It looked like Highpants was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A head kick from Wetness lands but Highpants takes it in his stride.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness throws a combination. Highpants tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Wetness tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Highpants throws a counter high kick but Wetness was just alert enough to avoid it.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses. #T3#
Wetness slips under a jab.
Highpants walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Highpants walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Highpants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Highpants sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Highpants avoids it this time.
Wetness lands a body shot.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Highpants is breathing heavily.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wetness to score with a decent uppercut.
No joy there for Wetness, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
It looked like Highpants was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wetness throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wetness chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Highpants throws a lazy head kick #CL2#
and Wetness counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Highpants scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness avoiding damage.
Wetness stalling against the cage.
Highpants managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness cracks Highpants with a nice body shot.
Highpants has had enough of the clinch but Wetness keeps him there for the moment.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Highpants wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it.
Highpants wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Harry Highpants will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Highpants and move into the clinch position.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Harry Highpants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses.
Wetness lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice combination there by Wetness.
Wetness lands a nice leg kick that just misses Highpants's sensitive parts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Highpants keeps the fight on the outside.
Highpants appears to be looking for a big counter.
Wetness scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wetness scores with a jab. Highpants acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #T1#
A combination from Wetness does no damage.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Highpants punishes Wetness's body with a nice straight punch.
A head kick by Highpants misses #CL2#
and Wetness holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#TD#
Highpants gets control of Wetness's arms and successfully pulls guard. Highpants will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Highpants might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SU2#
Wetness decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Highpants, up you get!
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wetness scores with a jab to the head. #CL2#
Wetness clinches up against the cage.#BC#
Highpants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Highpants misses with a double jab #CL2#
and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Wetness. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Highpants displaying some good clinch control by pressing Wetness up against the cage.
Highpants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Highpants tries to break the clinch but Wetness is controlling the position.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wetness prevents Highpants from breaking the clinch.#TD#
Highpants decides to pull guard. #SU2#
Wetness stands and steps away. Highpants gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness connects with a body shot.#T3#
Highpants throws a head kick that misses.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Highpants.
Wetness tries to clinch up but Highpants circles away and keeps his distance.
Highpants is looking to counter with head kicks.
Highpants throws a combination that misses #CL2#
and Wetness moves into the clinch.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Highpants avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Wetness lands a nice shot to the body.
Highpants managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wetness manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Highpants letting Wetness take a breather here.
Wetness works on Highpants's body with a couple of short punches.
Highpants is trying to push Wetness away but Wetness has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Highpants looking to throw knees to the head but Wetness is blocking nicely. #T4#
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Highpants avoids it.
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Highpants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wetness avoids it.
The referee calls for Wetness to work.
Highpants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Wetness.
Wetness has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wetness prevents a takedown attempt there.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Our sources have told us that Highpants has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Highpants wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Highpants blocks a body shot from Wetness. #BC#
Highpants breaks the clinch.
Wetness tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Wetness misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R3#
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick #CL2#
and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Wetness.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Wetness stalls.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Highpants is trying to force a seperation but Wetness has the dominant position.#BC#
Highpants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wetness pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Highpants back to the cage. Wetness follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wetness swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness connects with a single shot there.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A head kick misses from Wetness. #T1#
Wetness is looking to clinch.
Highpants throws a counter high kick but Wetness was just alert enough to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Highpants has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up but Highpants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Wetness misses with a head kick.
Wetness wants to clinch.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Wetness fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses. #CL2#
Wetness instigates a clinch. #T2##BC#
Highpants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wetness darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Highpants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Wetness connects with an inside leg kick.
Harry Highpants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Highpants throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.#T3#
Highpants falls off balance throwing a combination #CL2#
and Wetness counters by clinching up.
Highpants wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Highpants has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Highpants tries to break free but Wetness pushes him back against the cage.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Highpants's face.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Wetness prevents Highpants from breaking the clinch.
Highpants jumps guard but Wetness stands there with Highpants around his waist. Highpants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Highpants dodges an elbow strike from Wetness.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wetness blocks the elbow strike. #T4#
Highpants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wetness avoids it.
Highpants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Wetness walks away with a smile on his face. Highpants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Highpants.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Wetness tries to clinch but Highpants is having none of it. #CL2#
Wetness has managed to clinch.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Highpants is blocking nicely.
Highpants looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Highpants wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Highpants wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Highpants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Highpants blocks with his arms.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Highpants looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Highpants lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wetness cracks Highpants with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
That's time! Highpants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R4#
Highpants misses with a few strikes there.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harry Highpants is winning the standup battle so far.
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.
A punch combination from Highpants misses.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Wetness is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Highpants circles away from the clinch attempt.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Highpants.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T1#
Wetness misses with a kick to the body.
A head kick by Highpants misses #CL2#
and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch.
Good body shot from Wetness.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Wetness.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Highpants won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Highpants up against the cage.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness taking a breather.
Wetness takes an elbow to the temple.
Wetness manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wetness keeps control of Highpants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #T2#
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness keeps control of Highpants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness is stalling here.
Highpants is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Highpants is trying to break the clinch but Wetness is controlling him.
Wetness doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Highpants.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Highpants wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Highpants is looking to break free of the clinch but Wetness has double underhooks.
Highpants avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Highpants is defending well for now.
Highpants is trying to force a seperation but Wetness has the dominant position.#T3#
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Highpants comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Highpants wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Highpants is trying to pull guard but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Highpants unloads a knee to the mid-section.#TD#
Highpants pulls guard. #SU2#
Wetness decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Highpants keeps the fight on the outside.
Wetness tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Highpants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wetness connects with a crisp jab.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T4#
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Highpants tries to keep at a distance but Wetness has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wetness works on Highpants's body with a couple of short punches.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Highpants up against the cage.
Highpants missing with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Highpants obliges.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Highpants throws an elbow that misses.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Highpants looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wetness cracks Highpants with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Splash Wetness will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Splash Wetness's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R5#
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses.
Highpants misses with a head kick.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Highpants shakes him off and moves away.
Highpants thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
A head kick misses from Highpants. #CL2#
Wetness rushes Highpants and presses him up against the cage.
Wetness creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wetness takes an elbow to the temple. #BC#
Highpants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Highpants circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness misses with a body shot.
Highpants throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness doesn't manage to clinch there - Highpants circles away.
Highpants is looking to counter punch.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T1#
Highpants goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Highpants pushes him off.
Highpants throws a quick counter head kick but Wetness was just out of range.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Wetness avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants throws a lazy head kick #CL2#
and Wetness counters by clinching up.
Wetness just leaning against Highpants, taking a breather. #BC#
Highpants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wetness throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Highpants stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wetness tries to clinch up but Highpants circles away and keeps his distance.
Wetness connects with a body shot that sends Highpants's belly button to the back.
Highpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Highpants and move into the clinch position.#T2#
Highpants tries a head kick but it misses. #CL2#
Wetness drives through and clinches with Highpants against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Highpants's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Highpants has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Highpants lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Highpants's face.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Highpants's ribcage.
Highpants looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness is stalling here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Highpants has had enough of the clinch but Wetness keeps him there for the moment.#T3#
Highpants is trying to break the clinch but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Highpants takes a knee right on the jaw! #ROC2#
Highpants is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Harry Highpants has been cut.
Wetness's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Highpants can't break the clinch.
Highpants has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Highpants is blocking nicely.
Wetness misses with a punch to the body. #BC#
Highpants breaks from the clinch.
Wetness just misses with a punch to the body.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Highpants circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wetness wants to clinch.#T4#
Wetness throws a head kick but Highpants moves out of range.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Highpants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Highpants throws a sloppy head kick #CL2#
and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch.
Splash Wetness is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Wetness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Highpants's efforts to push away.
Wetness effectively controlling the action here.
Highpants tries to break free but Wetness pushes him back against the cage.
Highpants wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it.
Harry Highpants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wetness has Highpants pressed against the cage, preventing Highpants from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Wetness avoids a wild elbow strike from Highpants.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Splash Wetness.
I think Wetness has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 46:50
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 46:50
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Splash Wetness!

A very excited looking Splash Wetness made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: DUEL#123 Scarface vs Sigit     
Date:   Jan 20, 2018
#R1#
Wright misses with a body kick.
Wright scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#CL2#
Wetness fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wright, pushing him back against the cage.#BC#
Wright breaks from the clinch.
Wright throws a right and a left that Wetness avoids nicely.
Good exchange - Wetness coming out on top.
Wright jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Good standup being displayed there by Wright as he connects with a hook.
Wetness scores with a decent looking hook.
Wetness takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wetness looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wright has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Coffee Shop in the buildup to the fight.
Wetness pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wright scores with a body shot. #T1#
Wright lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wright throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wetness moves out of range of the leg kick from Wright.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Wright shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness throws a jab but it's blocked by Wright.
Wetness misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wright dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wetness fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wetness moves out of range of the strikes.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Wright pushes him away.
An inside leg kick lands from Wetness.
Cleon Wright seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wetness blocks the body kick.
Wright thuds a left hand into Wetness's body.
Wetness throws a leg kick but Wright sees it coming and moves out of range. #T2#
A shot to the liver by Wright. Beautiful body shot.
Wetness needs to keep his hands up - Wright had a free shot at his head there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wright scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wetness throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Wright counters with a stiff right hand.
Wright scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wetness displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wright throws out the jab.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Wright and move into the clinch position.
Wright cracks the inside of Wetness's front leg. #CL2#
Wetness clinches up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wetness.
Wetness misses with a punch to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Wright is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#BC#
Wright pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wright lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T3#
Wetness tries to land a leg kick but Wright saw it coming and moves away.
A counter left hand to the body from Wright misses its target.
Wright throws a jab but it's blocked by Wetness.
Wright thuds a left hand into Wetness's body.
Wright lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wetness's sensitive parts.
Wetness throws a hook but Wright blocks it.
Wright was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#CL2#
Wetness drives through and clinches with Wright against the cage. #BC#
Wright breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wetness closes the distance looking to clinch
and Wright counters with a right hand to the body. #CL2#
Wetness rushes Wright and presses him up against the cage.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wright has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness presses Wright against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#T4#
Wright avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Wright takes a knee to the side of the body. #BC#
Wright pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wright looks to land a right hand but Wetness moved out of range.
Wright scores with a jab to the body.
Wetness wants to clinch.
Wright scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wright misses with a hook. Wetness ducked under it nicely.
Wright is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A jab lands there for Wright.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cleon Wright dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Wright fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wetness manages to avoid it.
Wright moves out of range of the body kick from Wetness.
Wright throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Wright and move into the clinch position.
Wetness with a hook.#CUT2#
It looks like Cleon Wright has been cut.
Wright thuds a left hand into Wetness's body.
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cleon Wright is winning the standup battle so far.
Wetness throws a lazy uppercut
and Wright counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wetness avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wright lands with a nice body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wright throws a leg kick but Wetness checks it.
Wright scores with a decent looking hook.
Wright misses with a low kick.
Wetness swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Wright counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Wright throws a body punch but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Wright and move into the clinch position.
Wright throws a series of punches but Wetness avoids them all with ease.
Wright lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wetness's sensitive parts.
Wright defending well as Wetness loads up on a big left hand.
Wright misses with a hook. Wetness ducked under it nicely.
Wetness takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wright lands the left hand.
Wright on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wetness. Wetness obviously looking to wear him down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wright. That's going to slow Wetness down.
Wetness tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Wright manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness wants to clinch.#T2#
Wright misses with a wild combination.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Wright shakes him off and moves away.
Wright lands with a shot to the body.
Wright throws a body shot but no joy.
Wright lands with an uppercut that bounces Wetness off the cage and back into range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wright with a nice cross.
Wetness fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wright checks it well.
Wright throws a body punch but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness lands a really nice looking cross but Wright seems unphased. #T3#
Good exchange - Wright coming out on top.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Wetness gets a clinch.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness throws an elbow but it misses.
Wright gets through Wetness's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wright blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wright lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wetness or not.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wright's face.
Wright tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wright wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Wetness slows down the pace here.
Wright manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wright blocks it with crossed arms.
Wright is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wetness can do to turn this around?#T4#
Wright throws a knee to the head but misses. #BC#
Wright breaks from the clinch.
Wetness chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wright lands a head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wetness ducks under a wild hook from Wright.
Wetness avoids a low kick by using good footwork.#CL2#
Wetness fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wright, pushing him back against the cage.
Wright lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Come on Wetness - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Wetness stalling in the clinch but Wright improves position.
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wright has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cleon Wright dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Cleon Wright's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Wright steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wetness.
Wetness displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wright throws out the jab.
Wright thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL2#
Wetness moves into the clinch successfully.
Wright lands with a short shot to the head.
Wright lands with a light punch inside. #BC#
Wright manages to break the clinch.
Wright fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wetness manages to avoid it.
Wetness throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness throws the kick towards the body but Wright avoids it.
Wright was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Wright looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wetness misses with an uppercut
and Wright counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wright throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T1#
Wright scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wright punishes Wetness's body with a nice straight punch.
Wright connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wright throws a series of punches but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Wright pushes him away.
Wright lands a lovely overhand right.
Wright misses with a wild body shot.
Wright fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jab, jab by Wright - just one landing.
Wright looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Wright connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wetness. Wetness circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wetness has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A big right from Wright misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wright slips a jab from Wetness.#T2#
Wright throws a series of strikes that have Wetness backpedaling. #ROC#
Wetness is rocked!
Wetness missing with a left hand there. Wright was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Wright lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wetness has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wetness and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wright lunges at Wetness with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Wetness's hand.
Wright fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wetness is still on wobbly legs! Can Wright finish him?
Good shot there by Wright.
Wright throws out a loose jab but Wetness uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL2#
Wright tries to keep at a distance but Wetness has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wetness seems to have recovered his senses.
Wright doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short uppercut from Wright. #T3##BC#
Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wright misses the jab.
The crowd cheers as Wright lands an impressive looking overhand right. Wetness doesn't seem phased though.
Wright misses with a wild body shot. #CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and pushes Wright back into the cage.
Splash Wetness has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wright.#BC#
Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wright digs a good hook to Wetness's body.
Wright swings for the body but Wetness moves out of range.
Wright scores with a decent looking hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wright. Wetness does a little dance to reset his feet.#T4#
Wright throws a body shot but no joy.
Wright sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Wright avoids it this time.
A left and a right from Wright both land. Nice combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wetness throws an overhand right that lands on Wright's shoulder, as Wright tries to avoid the shot.
Wright scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wetness doesn't seem bothered though.
Cleon Wright is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wetness looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Wright misses the shot to the body.
Wetness tries to bum rush Wright with a series of wild strikes but Wright uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wright looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Wright scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wright lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A big right from Wright misses.
Wright scores with a sloppy right hand. Wetness should have avoided that one.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cleon Wright showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wright, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cleon Wright!

 

Event: UFC 6-The Horror Show     
Date:   Dec 30, 2017
#R1#
Laar shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Laar and move into the clinch position.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Wetness checks a leg kick.
Laar throws a body punch but Wetness moves out of range. #CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and pushes Laar back into the cage.#BC#
Laar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Laar misses with a low kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Wetness blocks the leg kick.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Laar swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Wetness tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Laar tries to score with a low kick but Wetness moves his leg out of the way.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Laar shakes him off and moves away.
Laar thows a leg kick but Wetness checks it #CL2#
and Wetness holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Wetness is stalling here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Laar tries to break free but Wetness pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Laar breaks from the clinch.
Arvo Laar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laar misses with a body shot.
Laar throws a leg kick that misses. #T1#
The fight stays on the outside here - Wetness looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Laar swings and misses with a hook to the body. #CL2#
Wetness drives through and clinches with Laar against the cage.
Laar managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Laar with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Laar misses with some punches.
Laar is looking to break free of the clinch but Wetness has double underhooks.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Laar blocks it.
Laar can't break the clinch.
Laar wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Laar.
Wetness blocks a body shot from Laar.
A battle for position here, against the cage.#T2#
Wetness will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Laar up against the cage.
Laar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness blocking some punches.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Laar wants to break the clinch but can't.
Laar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Laar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Laar is looking to break free of the clinch but Wetness has double underhooks.
Laar wants to get back to striking at distance but Wetness won't allow it. #BC#
Laar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Laar walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wetness checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A clash of legs there as Wetness blocks the low kick.
Laar swings for the body but Wetness moves out of range.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Wetness is looking to clinch. #CL2#
Wetness pushes Laar up against the cage in a clinch.#T3#
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Laar letting Wetness take a breather here.
Laar has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Laar up against the cage.
Laar digs a right hand into Wetness's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wetness's gas tank.
Laar is trying to force a seperation but Wetness has the dominant position.
Laar tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wetness avoids it.
Laar has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wetness lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laar or not.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Laar has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Laar wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Wetness on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Laar's efforts to push away.
Wetness stalls. #T4#
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Wetness stalling against the cage.
Wetness pushes Laar back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Laar is breathing heavily.
Laar working hard to break the clinch.
Wetness will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Laar up against the cage.
Laar can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Wetness has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Laar seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Wetness can turn it around.
Laar can't break the clinch.
Laar tries to circle away but Wetness has him pinned against the cage.
Wetness stalling in the clinch.
Laar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Laar is defending well for now.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage. #BC#
Laar breaks the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Wetness throws a series of punches but Laar avoids them all with ease.
Laar does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wetness has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Laar motions for Wetness to come forward. Laar throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laar. Wetness does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL2#
Wetness fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Laar, pushing him back against the cage.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness misses with a body punch.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Arvo Laar has been cut.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness has Laar pushed against the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Laar misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laar wants to break the clinch but can't.
Laar misses with a punch on the inside.
Laar wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Laar.
Laar misses with a punch to the body.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #T1#
Laar misses with a punch to the body.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Laar is blocking nicely.
Laar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Wetness or not.
Laar prevents a body shot from Wetness.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Laar.
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wetness is stalling here.
Laar tries to work over Wetness's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Laar manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wetness prevents Laar from breaking the clinch.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Laar. #T2#
Laar taking a breather.
Wetness avoiding damage as Laar throws knees to the body.
Wetness keeps control of Laar as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Laar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Laar struggles to land a body shot inside as Wetness controls his hands.
Laar tries to work over Wetness's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Laar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wetness blocks an uppercut.
Wetness scores with a hook to the body.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Laar's face.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wetness stalling.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laar looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Laar blocks it.
Laar doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T3#
Laar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Laar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wetness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Laar tries to break the clinch but Wetness is controlling the position.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Laar.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Laar prevents a body shot from Wetness.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage. #BC#
Laar manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Wetness gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T4#
Laar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Laar up against the cage.
Laar has had enough of the clinch but Wetness keeps him there for the moment.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Laar is trying to break the clinch but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Laar's face.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness presses Laar against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wetness stalling.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Arvo Laar's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Wetness clinches with his opponent.
Laar has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
Wetness tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laar's elbow.
Laar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wetness just leaning against Laar, taking a breather. #BC#
Laar breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Wetness gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Laar working hard to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Laar's efforts to push away.
Laar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment.
Wetness taking a breather.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Laar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness digs a right hand underneath Laar's ribcage. Laar let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness leaning against his opponent.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness is leaning against Laar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the body. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Wetness effectively controlling the action here.
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wetness.
Laar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness works on Laar's body with a couple of short punches.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Wetness.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment. #T3#
Laar misses with a body punch.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Laar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Laar can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Laar misses with some punches.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The referee calls for Wetness to work.
Wetness blocks a body shot from Laar.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness misses with a hook to the ribs. #T4#
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Laar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Laar's ribcage.
Wetness stalls.
Laar looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Splash Wetness is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laar.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laar tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Laar has had enough of the clinch but Wetness keeps him there for the moment.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Arvo Laar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Laar takes a knee right on the jaw!

And that's the end of the fight!
Splash Wetness comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Wetness winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight for Splash Wetness!
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Splash Wetness!
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight for Splash Wetness!

Splash Wetness wins by unanimous decision!

A very excited looking Splash Wetness made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: UFC-Fright Night 9     
Date:   Dec 02, 2017
#R1#
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wetness moves out of range as Hand strikes.
Hand looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wetness misses with a wild body shot.
Wetness is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wetness on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hand misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness slips a jab and a cross from Hand.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hand. Wetness does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Hand.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Hand shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness tries to clinch
and Hand makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wetness is looking to clinch. #T1#
Wetness shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and clinches.
Wetness is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hand on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hand has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wetness can't find room to land a body shot as Hand controls the action.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Hand blocks with his arms. #BC#
Hand escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hand throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hand's corner calls for a 1-2. Hand obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wetness looks to land a left hand but Hand moved out of range nicely.
Hand misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wetness.
Hand thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wetness wants to counter with a clinch but Hand pushes him away.#T2#
Wetness displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hand throws out the jab.
Wetness ducks under a wild hook from Hand.
Wetness connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes from Wetness. Those never looked like landing.
Wetness is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Hand on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wetness tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hand manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hand throws an overhand right that lands on Wetness's shoulder, as Wetness tries to avoid the shot.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Hand and move into the clinch position.
Hand lands with a good body shot.
Wetness tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hand counters with a series of strikes. Wetness will be more careful next time no doubt. #T3#
Hand keeps the fight on the outside.
Hand scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hand paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Israel Hand seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wetness on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wetness doesn't manage to clinch there - Hand circles away. #CL2#
Wetness pushes Hand up against the cage in a clinch.
Hand lands a nice shot to the body. #BC#
Hand's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice defenses there by Wetness.
Hand throws a nice looking combination but Wetness bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hand throws a leg kick but Wetness sees it coming and moves out of range. #KD#
Hand drops Wetness with a left right combo! Hand follows him down to the ground into side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hand prevents Wetness from escaping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Hand controlling the position.
Wetness is pushing Hand's head away, looking to escape. Hand manages to hold on to the position though.
Hand is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Wetness's shoulder. That is not cool.
Wetness is trying to get back to his feet.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Hand showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wetness.
Hand was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Israel Hand dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Wetness walks into a stiff left hand from Hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wetness looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice shot lands for Hand.
Wetness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hand connects with a looping right hand.
Hand fails to land with a series of punches.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Hand and move into the clinch position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hand swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hand bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Hand on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Hand throws a shot from downtown. Wetness moves away and avoids it.#T1#
Hand lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hand punishes Wetness's body with a nice straight punch.
Crunch! Hand slams his shin into Wetness's torso.
Hand looks to land a left hand but Wetness moved out of range nicely.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Hand throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Hand dodges the punch combination from Wetness.
Hand is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wetness can do to turn this around?
Hand throws an ugly left hook that misses #CL2#
and Wetness counters into the clinch. Nicely done. #BC#
Hand breaks the clinch.
Hand misses with a straight left.
Hand throws a front kick aimed at Wetness's knee but Wetness avoids it well.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Hand shakes him off and moves away.
Wetness wants to clinch.#T2#
Wetness tries to clinch but Hand moves out of range.
A left lands for Wetness.
Hand circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Hand pushes him off.
Hand went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness tries to clinch but Hand moves away
and Hand counters with a stiff right hand.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hand paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A jab from Hand misses.
Hand sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Hand avoids it this time.
Jab by Hand.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hand lands with a straight right. Wetness didn't see that one coming.#ROC#
Wetness is rocked!
Hand misses with a looping right.#T3#
Wetness wants to clinch.
A swing and a miss from Hand.
Wetness tries to counter by closing the distance.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wetness takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hand smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hand throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wetness.
Wetness blocks the body kick.
Hand keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Wetness tries to clinch but Hand moves away
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and Hand counters with a nice body shot. #T4#
Wetness ducks under a wild hook from Hand.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Hand getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#KD#
Hand knocks Wetness to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?
Wetness is still in real trouble! Can Hand finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SU#
Hand stands up and beckons Wetness to his feet.
Hand drops Wetness with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Wetness! Hand dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Israel Hand!
Israel Hand made sure to mention his sponsor, Mockstar Energy Drinks 160Q in his post fight interview.

 

Event: UFC-Fright Night 7     
Date:   Nov 11, 2017
#R1##CL2#
Wetness moves into the clinch.
Silva tries for a takedown. No joy.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Silva's ribcage.
Wetness trying to stall but Silva improves his position.
Wetness will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Silva up against the cage.#TD#
Silva is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Wetness can't fight it off and eventually Silva manages to take the fight to the floor. Wetness looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.#ES2#
Wetness manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Silva is working for takedown but Wetness is calmly controlling the position for now.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Silva has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Wetness after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Richard Silva. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wetness tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Silva is working for takedown but Wetness is calmly controlling the position for now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silva is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wetness is defending well.
Silva drops down looking for an ankle pick but Wetness pulls his leg out and moves away.
Wetness ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#T1#
Silva fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Silva looks to land a body kick but Wetness moved away.
Wetness looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wetness wants to clinch.
Wetness wants to clinch up but Silva keeps it at a distance.
Silva has his takedown stuffed#CL2#
and Wetness counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Wetness.
Silva on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness cracks Silva with a nice body shot.
Silva is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Wetness gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Silva avoids the damage to the body.
Silva avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body. #T2#
Wetness lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Silva or not.
Silva wants to take the fight to the mat but Wetness manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Wetness throws an elbow but it misses.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness lands a body shot in the clinch.
Silva avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Wetness with a knee to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Richard Silva has been cut.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Silva is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Silva blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Silva tries for a takedown but Wetness manages to get underhooks.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Stalling in the clinch from Wetness.
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness is looking to control Silva's arms but Silva gets an underhook and turns him. Now Wetness has his back to the cage. #T3#
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Silva has Wetness pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Wetness manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Silva as Wetness tries to tie him up.
Silva looking for a takedown.
Silva goes for a takedown attempt but Wetness pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Silva fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#CL2#
Wetness moves into the clinch successfully.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Silva is blocking nicely.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness is pressed up against the cage. Silva has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Wetness down to the mat. Wetness avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #TD#
Silva shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Wetness is trying to defend but Silva finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#ES2#
Wetness kicks Silva off and gets back to his feet.
Splash Wetness is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL2#
Wetness has closed the distance and engaged Silva in a clinch.
Wetness looking to slow down the pace here.
The referee is keeping an eye on Wetness - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #TD#
Silva tightens his grip and picks Wetness up, before dumping him to the ground. Wetness manages to land in guard. #ES2#
Wetness manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Silva has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Wetness is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Silva wants a takedown.
Silva can't get the takedown. #TD#
Silva has Wetness pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Silva pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Wetness tumbling to the mat - Silva dives into Wetness's guard.
Wetness told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Silva stops Wetness from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Richard Silva's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Silva fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A swing and a miss from Silva.
Silva avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Silva keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #CL2#
Wetness pushes Silva up against the cage in a clinch.#TD#
Silva turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Silva manages to end up in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Silva wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Wetness, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Silva goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Wetness rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Silva's guard! Nice work there by Wetness! #SUB#
Silva looking for a guillotine here but Wetness defends easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SU2#
Wetness stands and steps away. Silva gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #T1#
Wetness tries to clinch but Silva is having none of it.
Richard Silva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silva throws a body kick that misses.
Wetness has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wetness is looking to clinch but Silva is avoiding it.
Silva looks to land a right hand but Wetness moved out of range.
Silva sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Silva avoids it this time.
Silva shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wetness pinned against the cage. Wetness gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wetness looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wetness tries to clinch but Silva moves out of range.
Silva scores with a head kick.
Wetness jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Silva tries to score a power double leg takedown but Wetness sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Silva somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Richard Silva. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T2#
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Silva paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wetness tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Silva manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A little feinted left hand from Silva on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#TD#
Silva closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Silva lands in his opponent's guard.#ES2#
Wetness manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Silva throwing a counter right hand but Wetness manages to avoid it.#TD#
Silva closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Silva lands in his opponent's guard.#ES2#
Wetness pushes Silva off and scrambles back to his feet.
Silva shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Wetness as he jumps to the side.
Silva throws a lazy right hand but Wetness sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Horrible takedown attempt by Silva or perhaps it was just good defense by Wetness, which made it look bad. #T3#
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Silva pushes him off.
Wetness takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Silva goes for a double leg but Wetness avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Wetness continues to drive forward.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Silva is defended easily by Wetness.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wetness throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wetness lands a two punch combo.
Silva swats away the attempt to clinch by Wetness.
Silva shoots in for a takedown but Wetness shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Wetness is looking to clinch. #T4#
Wetness stuffs the takedown attempt from Silva. Silva gets slowly back to his feet.
Wetness is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wetness misses with a double jab. #TD#
Silva throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Wetness tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Silva is in Wetness's guard.#ES2#
Wetness has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Silva is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Silva has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Wetness avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Silva has Wetness pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Wetness manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Silva.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness looking to stall.
Silva blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Silva has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Wetness avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Silva is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Wetness pulls him back up using the underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Richard Silva's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Silva closes this distance looking for a takedown but Wetness circles away.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Silva.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Silva circles away from the clinch attempt. #CL2#
Silva gets tackled into the cage by Wetness. Wetness maintains the clinch.
Silva is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Wetness gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Silva is defending well for now.
Silva is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Wetness gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Richard Silva. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Silva tries to score a body lock takedown but Wetness shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Silva avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wetness landing knees to the body. #TD#
Silva lands a takedown into guard.
Wetness is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #ES2#
Wetness kicks Silva off and gets to his feet. #T1#
Nice takedown defense from Wetness. No joy for Silva on that attempt.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Silva.#CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Silva avoids it.
Silva goes for a takedown attempt but Wetness pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Silva keeps the fight on the outside.#TD#
Silva dives in and scores a takedown into Wetness's guard.
Silva trying to control but Wetness is working from the bottom.
Wetness wants to stand and escape but Silva is having none of it.
Silva is in close to Wetness's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Richard Silva has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Wetness wants to stand and escape but Silva is having none of it.
Splash Wetness has got the better of the ground game so far.
Silva trying to control but Wetness is working from the bottom.
Wetness is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Well,Silva is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Silva thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Wetness if he has to take too many more of those.
Wetness takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Silva showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wetness.
Wetness uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Silva.
Wetness tries to counter with a clinch but Silva shakes him off and moves away.
Silva looks to throw the jab but Wetness is out of range.
Silva misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #CL2#
Wetness rushes Silva and presses him up against the cage.#T3#
Silva lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wetness backwards.
Silva can't get the takedown.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness is trying to maintain a safe position but Silva gets an underhook and turns Wetness into the cage.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Silva.
A nice left hand lands by Silva.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Silva throws a head punch that misses.
Silva lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wetness looking to slow down the pace here.
Silva struggles to land a body shot inside as Wetness controls his hands.
Silva is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wetness is defending well.
Silva blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#T4#
Wetness leaning his opponent against the cage.
Nice body punch from Silva.
Silva on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness has Silva pressed against the cage.
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Splash Wetness is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Silva lands a shoulder strike. #TD#
Silva has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Wetness is trying to keep an underhook but Silva manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Silva stops Wetness from getting back to his feet. #ES2#
Wetness kicks off Silva and gets to his feet. #KD#
Silva drops Wetness with a right and a left! Silva comes rushing in but Wetness regains his composure and manages to keep Silva in guard.
Silva with a nice head shot there.
Silva stops Wetness from standing up.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Richard Silva.
I think Wetness has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Splash Wetness!
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight for Splash Wetness!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Splash Wetness!

Splash Wetness wins by unanimous decision!

Splash Wetness decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Richard Silva spoke after the fight, saying 'You will regret this decision, you punk ass bitches!!!'.

 

Event: UFC-Fright Night 3     
Date:   Oct 07, 2017
#R1#
Angar rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wetness moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#CL2#
Wetness drives through and clinches with Angar against the cage.
Angar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Angar being controlled against the cage.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wetness throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing Angar up against the cage.
Wetness blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Angar misses with a punch on the inside.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Angar's face.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Angar is defending well for now.
Wetness content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wetness leaning his opponent against the cage.#T1#
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Angar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness blocks a body shot from Angar.
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. #BC#
Angar manages to break the clinch.
Angar misses with the combination.
Angar looks to land a combination but Wetness avoids it well.
Angar throws a right hand that Wetness ducks under and follows up with a left that Wetness also avoids with ease.
Angar throws a right and a left that both miss.#T2##CL2#
Wetness moves into the clinch successfully.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Angar is breathing heavily.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Angar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Angar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness is stalling here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Angar won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness working Angar over with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Knees to the body from Wetness. #T3#
Angar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Good body shot from Wetness.
Come on Wetness - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness avoiding damage.
Angar blocks a body shot from Wetness.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Angar's ribcage.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nice elbow from Wetness.
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment.
Wetness stalling in the clinch. #T4#
Angar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Angar avoids it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##CL2#
Wetness has closed the distance and engaged Angar in a clinch.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Angar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Angar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Splash Wetness seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wetness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wetness has Angar pressed against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Angar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Angar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.
Wetness stalls.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee is keeping an eye on Wetness - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #T1#
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Angar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Come on Wetness - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Splash Wetness.
Angar throws a head kick that half lands.
Wetness moves out of range of the strikes.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Wetness fails with an attempt to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Angar. #CL2#
Wetness forces Angar back against the cage and clinches.
Wetness working Angar over with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness lands an elbow inside. #T2#
Angar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Angar misses with a body punch.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Angar won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness working Angar over with knees to the body.
Wetness just leaning against Angar, taking a breather.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
Wetness leaning against his opponent.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Angar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Angar lands a body punch.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Angar takes an elbow to the temple.
Angar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The referee calls for Wetness to work. #T3#
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Angar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness is struggling to control the position.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Angar avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness is leaning against Angar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness working Angar over with knees to the body.
Angar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Angar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness pressing his opponent against the cage. #T4#
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness has Angar pushed against the cage.
Wetness lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Angar or not.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Angar managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Angar can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Angar has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Angar wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Wetness stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness struggles to land a body shot inside as Angar controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Angar tries a head kick but it misses.
Wetness steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Angar.
Artimus Angar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Angar looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#CL2#
Wetness fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Angar, pushing him back against the cage.
Angar misses with a body punch.
Angar can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Angar can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action. #BC#
Angar breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Angar throws a head kick that misses. #CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and clinches.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Angar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Angar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wetness's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A knee to the head by Wetness. #T1#
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Angar won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Angar.
Wetness pressing his opponent against the cage.
Angar being controlled against the cage.
Angar struggles to land a body shot inside as Wetness controls his hands.
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Angar managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Angar blocks it with crossed arms.
Angar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Angar tries to circle away but Wetness has him pinned against the cage.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage. #T2#
Wetness has Angar pressed against the cage.
Wetness struggles to land a body shot inside as Angar controls his hands.
Well,Angar is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Angar avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Angar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Angar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#BC#
Angar escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wetness blocks a head kick by Angar.
No joy there for Angar, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wetness wants to counter the offense by Angar and move into the clinch position.
Angar digs a good hook to Wetness's body. #CL2#
Wetness instigates a clinch.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Angar blocks with his arms.
This has been an exciting period of action!#BC#
Angar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wetness takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Angar throws a body punch but Wetness moves out of range.
Angar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Angar throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #CL2#
Wetness forces Angar back against the cage and clinches.
Wetness is pushing Angar up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Angar is defending well for now.
Angar takes a knee right on the jaw! #CUT2#
It looks like Artimus Angar has been cut.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#T4#
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Angar is blocking nicely.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Angar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wetness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Angar's efforts to push away.
Angar has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Artimus Angar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Splash Wetness is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Angar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Angar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
Angar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Angar.
Wetness leaning against his opponent.
Wetness blocks a body shot from Angar.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

And that's the end of the fight!
Splash Wetness comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Wetness winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Splash Wetness!
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Splash Wetness!
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight for Splash Wetness!

Splash Wetness wins by unanimous decision!

After winning the bout, Splash Wetness thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: UFC 2-Game Time     
Date:   Aug 26, 2017
#R1#
Wetness wants to clinch.
Wetness swings widly with a right hand
and Francis counters with a slapping leg kick.
Francis lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Francis tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wetness lands a high kick! #CUT#
It looks like Oliver Francis has been cut.
Francis throws a body shot but no joy.
Francis getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Francis misses the shot to the body.
Francis looks to score with a jab to the body but Wetness is just out of range.#T1#
Francis digs a good hook to Wetness's body.
Francis chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wetness drops his hands momentarily and Francis takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Francis connects with a body shot.
Francis lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Francis lands a body shot.
Francis lands a jab to Wetness's midsection.#CL#
Wetness fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Francis, pushing him back against the cage.
Francis tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Francis scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Francis.
Francis lands a nice uppercut.
Wetness is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Wetness has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time. #T2#
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Francis lands with a short shot to the head.
Francis tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Francis misses with a punch to the body.
Francis on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Francis lands with a short shot to the head.
Wetness is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Francis misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Francis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Francis lands a left hand.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Francis blocks with his arms.
Wetness throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Francis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wetness is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wetness working Francis over with knees to the body.#T3#
Wetness misses with a punch to the body.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Francis blocks it with crossed arms.
Francis misses with a body punch.
Francis lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Francis tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it.
Francis working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Francis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Francis.
Francis lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wetness backwards.
Francis scores with a shot to the side of Wetness's head.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Francis.
Francis presses Wetness against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Francis can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Francis takes a knee right on the jaw!
Francis blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Francis is working Wetness over against the cage.
Wetness is breathing heavily.
Francis scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Francis can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Francis tries a body shot but Wetness blocks it. #T4#
Wetness tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Francis's elbow.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Francis.
Francis lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Francis on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Francis tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
Francis lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Francis lands with a right to the head.
Francis managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Francis blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Francis misses with a short punch on the inside.
Francis pushes Wetness back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A right handed body shot lands from Francis.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Francis scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right from Francis on the inside.
Francis digs a right hand underneath Wetness's ribcage. Wetness let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Francis lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oliver Francis dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Oliver Francis's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##KD2#
Francis feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Wetness sprawling to the canvas! Wetness rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Francis finish him?! #ROC2#
Wetness is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!#KD2#
Francis sends Wetness crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Francis is motioning to the referee to let Wetness up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Oh Wetness is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Francis fakes the body blow, causing Wetness to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Wetness goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Oliver Francis!
In his post fight interview, Oliver Francis started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: FFA 29:     
Date:   Jul 14, 2017
#R1#
Wetness slips under a jab from Zuev .#CL#
Wetness fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Zuev , pushing him back against the cage.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Wetness missing with knees to the body.
Zuev can't break the clinch.
Zuev is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Wetness misses with a punch to the body.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Zuev won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zuev is defending well for now.
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Zuev looks winded!
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zuev is defending well for now.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness avoiding damage. #T1#
Zuev on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into Zuev 's ribcage.
Zuev has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wetness with a knee to the head.
Wetness lands an elbow just above Zuev 's eye. #CUT#
It looks like Konstantin Zuev has been cut.
Zuev avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Zuev wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness looking to stall.
Zuev on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Zuev won't want to take too many of those.
Zuev tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zuev wants to break the clinch but can't. #T2#
Zuev has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wetness tries to stall but Zuev uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Zuev has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Wetness seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Zuev can turn it around.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness looking to stall.
Wetness is looking to control Zuev 's arms but Zuev gets an underhook and turns him. Now Wetness has his back to the cage.
Maybe Wetness would be better served going for some more strikes rather than trying to control so much.
Zuev lands a nice uppercut.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wetness will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Zuev up against the cage.
Zuev fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness effectively controlling the action here.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.#T3#
Wetness holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Zuev tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zuev is defending well for now.
Wetness has Zuev pressed against the cage, preventing Zuev from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Zuev blocks it with crossed arms. #BC2#
Zuev breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wetness tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Zuev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wetness misses with a low kick.
Zuev throws the left hand but Wetness avoids the punch easily.
Wetness looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
Zuev connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wetness. Wetness circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Zuev keeps the fight on the outside.
Wetness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wetness tries to clinch but Zuev moves out of range.
Wetness wants to clinch up but Zuev keeps it at a distance.
As Wetness backs off Zuev throws a huge counter combo but Wetness manages to avoid it all.
Wetness is looking to clinch. #T4##CL#
Wetness moves into the clinch successfully.
Wetness landing knees to the body. #BC2#
Zuev breaks the clinch.
Wetness walks into a stiff left hand from Zuev .
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zuev lands an overhand right.
Wetness is looking to clinch but Zuev is avoiding it.
Zuev misses with a few strikes there.
Wetness tries to clinch
and Zuev counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Konstantin Zuev seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wetness uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zuev .
Wetness scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Zuev connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zuev misses with an uppercut. Wetness saw that one coming.
Zuev looks to land a combination but Wetness avoids it well.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #KD2#
Zuev drops Wetness with a left and a right! Oh, Wetness is hurt - Zuev dives into side control looking to finish! #ROC2#
Wetness is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#SU2#
Zuev decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Oh Wetness is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wetness throws a head kick but Zuev moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Konstantin Zuev 's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Wetness slips under a jab.
Wetness seems to have got his legs back now.
Wetness tries to clinch there but Zuev circles away.
Zuev looks to land a right hand but Wetness moved out of range.
Zuev avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wetness slips a jab from Zuev .
Wetness attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zuev looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Zuev lands a really nice looking cross but Wetness seems unphased.
Wetness tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Wetness takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wetness gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zuev .
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wetness doesn't manage to clinch there - Zuev circles away.
Zuev swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zuev cracks Wetness with a good jab.#ROC2#
Wetness is rocked!
Wetness stalks Zuev and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Zuev 's face. Zuev staggers backwards, shaken.
Zuev misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zuev lands an overhand right.
Oh Wetness is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wetness blocks a jab.
Wetness seems to have got his legs back now.#T1#
Zuev misses with a looping left.
Zuev looks to land a right hand but Wetness moved out of range.
Wetness slips under a jab from Zuev .
Zuev pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wetness back to the cage. Zuev follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch but Zuev swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up but Zuev swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zuev might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Wetness fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wetness uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zuev .
Wetness throws a low kick but Zuev avoids it.
Zuev keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Zuev lands the left hand.
Wetness swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Zuev counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zuev throws a jab but it's blocked by Wetness.
Wetness wants to clinch up but Zuev keeps it at a distance.
Zuev circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zuev looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Zuev lunges at Wetness with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Wetness's hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zuev thows a left - swing and a miss! #T2#
Zuev throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Wetness colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Zuev as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Wetness is left battered and dazed whilst Zuev and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Konstantin Zuev !

 

Event: FFA 24: Jordan vs Jackson II     
Date:   Jun 09, 2017
#R1#
The fight stays on the outside here - Wetness looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Thor paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thor lands a nice shot that snaps Wetness's head back.
Thor swats away the attempt to clinch by Wetness.
Thor throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thor swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL#
Wetness has Thor up against the cage in a clinch.
Thor is trying to force a seperation but Wetness has the dominant position.
Wetness leaning his opponent against the cage.
Thor blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Thor blocks with his arms. #BC2#
Thor pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness is looking to clinch but Thor is avoiding it.
Thor throws a fast counter high kick but Wetness manages to duck under it in time.#CL#
Wetness clinches up with Thor and pushes him back against the cage.
Thor swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Wetness working Thor over with knees to the body.
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thor misses with a body punch.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #CUT#
It looks like Atli Thor has been cut.#BC2#
Thor pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thor lands a leg kick that knocks Wetness off balance momentarily.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch but Thor swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thor buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Thor keeps the fight on the outside.#CL#
Wetness takes the fight into the clinch.
Thor is trying to break free.
Thor misses with a punch on the inside.
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment.
Wetness has Thor pushed against the cage.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thor is defending well for now.#T2#
Wetness is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. #BC2#
Thor pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Thor pushes him off.#CL#
Wetness clinches up against the cage.
Thor scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thor tries to circle away but Wetness has him pinned against the cage.
Thor managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thor is defending well for now.
Thor swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thor gets through Wetness's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thor swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. Thor won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Thor avoids the damage to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Wetness takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Thor misses with some punches.
Wetness takes a shot to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.#T3#
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thor is defending well for now.
Wetness controlling the action here for a moment.
Thor prevents a body shot from Wetness.
Thor gets through Wetness's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wetness blocking some punches.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Thor.
Wetness looking to slow down the pace here.
Wetness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thor's efforts to push away.
Thor is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A short left from Thor. #T4#
Thor scores with a shot to the side of Wetness's head.
Thor on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Thor is blocking nicely.
A bit of stalling here from Thor.
Thor avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
Thor stalling the fight.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness is looking to control Thor's arms but Thor gets an underhook and turns him. Now Wetness has his back to the cage. #BC2#
Thor breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wetness drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thor finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Wetness throws a right hand that misses
and Thor makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thor jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thor throws a head kick that half lands.
Wetness takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wetness is looking to clinch but Thor is avoiding it.
Thor tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wetness slips a jab and a cross from Thor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Atli Thor dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Atli Thor's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Thor lands with a hook. Wetness tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wetness looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Thor buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Thor misses with an uppercut. Wetness saw that one coming.
Nice shot by Thor.
Thor has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thor connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wetness's hands.
Thor fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wetness looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wetness blocks a jab.
Wetness ducks under a wild hook from Thor.
A punch combination from Thor misses.
Thor circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wetness tries to clinch but Thor is having none of it.
Thor misses with a jab, cross combination.
Atli Thor seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL#
Wetness forces Thor back against the cage and clinches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wetness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Thor.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thor blocks it with crossed arms.
Wetness tries to land knees in the clinch but Thor avoids the damage to the body. #T1#
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wetness.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Thor blocks with his arms.
Wetness trying to land knees to the body.
Wetness blocking some punches.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Thor is blocking nicely.
Wetness avoiding damage.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Thor is blocking nicely.
Wetness is trying to stall.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Thor working aggressively here.
Thor lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Splash Wetness has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Thor avoiding damage as Wetness throws knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Thor.
Thor misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Thor manages to break the clinch.
Wetness is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T2#
Thor throws a sloppy head kick and Wetness moves out of range easily.
Wetness is looking to counter the offense by Thor and move into the clinch.
Thor slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wetness fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thor looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wetness doesn't manage to clinch there - Thor circles away.
Wetness tries to clinch but Thor moves away
and Thor counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wetness thinking.
Crunch! Thor slams his shin into Wetness's torso.
Thor stuns Wetness with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thor digs a good body shot into Wetness's ribs.
Wetness tries to clinch up.
No joy there for Thor, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Thor tests Wetness's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wetness's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Thor connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wetness scrambles back to his feet.
Wetness tries to clinch but Thor moves out of range.
Thor lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Thor connects with a body shot.#T3#
Thor loads up on a big right hand but Wetness slips the punch.
Thor keeps the fight on the outside.
Thor avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thor appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thor slips under a jab from Wetness.
Wetness scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Thor scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Thor, right into the meat.
Wetness fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wetness misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thor.
Thor throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Thor throws a half hearted mid kick.#CL#
Wetness gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Thor lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Thor displaying some good clinch control by pressing Wetness up against the cage.
The referee calls for Wetness to work. #T4#
A knee to the head by Wetness.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thor avoids a wild elbow strike from Wetness.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section. Thor lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Thor on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wetness's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Thor's face.
A left hand lands to the body for Thor.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Thor is blocking nicely.
A short right from Thor on the inside.
A short right from Thor.
Thor managing to block the knees to the body from Wetness.
Thor is looking to break free of the clinch but Wetness has double underhooks.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thor.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC2#
Thor pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wetness tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Atli Thor showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Atli Thor's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Thor scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wetness tries to clinch up
and Thor connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thor connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thor swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Thor pushes him off.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Thor pushes him off.
Danga de danga de dang - Thor scores with a four punch combination!
Wetness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thor moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thor misses with a double jab.
Wetness wants to clinch up but Thor keeps it at a distance.
Splash Wetness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wetness walks into a stiff left hand from Thor.
A combination from Thor does no damage.
Wetness tries to counter by clinching up but Thor breaks away and moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thor moves into range and connects with a jab. #T1#
The fight stays on the outside here - Wetness looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch but Thor swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wetness walks into a left hand.
Thor works Wetness's body with a nice hook.
Wetness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thor avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A jab lands there for Thor.
Wetness tries to clinch but Thor moves out of range.
Wetness is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A head kick misses from Wetness.
Thor plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Wetness gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Thor tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T2#
A big left from Thor misses.
Wetness tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thor manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thor swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wetness is looking to clinch but Thor is avoiding it.
Thor shapes to counter with a head kick.
Wetness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thor throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wetness stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wetness on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice defenses there by Wetness.
Wetness tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thor swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wetness tries to clinch but Thor is having none of it.
Thor moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thor connects with a solid leg kick.
Wetness wants to clinch.
Thor looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Thor throws a front kick that sends Wetness stumbling back into the cage.#T3#
Wetness has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wetness there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wetness uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thor.
Wetness takes one to the chin there.
Wetness shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wetness tries to clinch but Thor is having none of it.
Thor is looking to slow Wetness down with leg kicks.
Splash Wetness has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A low kick from Wetness misses
and Thor counters with a stiff right hand.
Wetness throws a nice looking combination but Thor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wetness moves in looking to clinch but Thor pushes him off.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wetness looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Good exchange - Thor coming out on top.
Wetness takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#T4#
Thor throws a one two combo. #ROC2#
Wetness is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thor tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Oh Wetness is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thor connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wetness. Wetness circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wetness takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Thor circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thor fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wetness seems to have got his legs back now.
Thor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wetness throws out the jab.
Wetness keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thor.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Thor, as that shot connected.
Wetness fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wetness on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A jab lands there for Thor.
Wetness fails to land with a series of punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Atli Thor comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Thor winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 26:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 26:30
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Atli Thor!

 

Event: FFA 16:     
Date:   Apr 21, 2017
#R1##CL2#
Wetness clinches.
Wetness blocking some punches.
Wetness's coach down at Fight Club FC was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Wetness's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
McPunchface lands a nice uppercut.
McPunchface misses with the head strike.
McPunchface wants to break free but Wetness has control.
McPunchface taking a breather.
Wetness managing to block the knees to the body from McPunchface.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nice elbow from Wetness. #CUT2#
It looks like Darren McPunchface has been cut.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
McPunchface is breathing heavily.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
McPunchface has a couple of punches blocked by Wetness.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from Wetness as the two fighters clinch.
Wetness slows down the pace here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wetness content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
McPunchface wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Knees to the body from Wetness. #T1#
Wetness lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McPunchface.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Wetness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wetness lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McPunchface takes a knee right on the jaw!
McPunchface takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. McPunchface won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness lands an elbow inside that McPunchface shrugs off.
Wetness lands a nice knee to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
McPunchface takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wetness.
Wetness lands a body punch in the clinch.
McPunchface takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #ROC2#
McPunchface is rocked!
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McPunchface in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Oh McPunchface is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wetness is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Wetness taking a breather.#T2#
McPunchface missing with knees to the body.
McPunchface seems to have got his legs back now.
McPunchface doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wetness displaying some good clinch control by pressing McPunchface up against the cage.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. McPunchface won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness working McPunchface over with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body. #T3#
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McPunchface in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into McPunchface's ribcage.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
Wetness landing knees to the head.
Wetness lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wetness crunches a lovely knee into McPunchface's ribcage.
Wetness working McPunchface over with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Wetness.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness working McPunchface over with knees to the body.
Wetness has McPunchface pushed against the cage.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McPunchface in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wetness has McPunchface pushed against the cage.#T4#
Wetness lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness slowing the pace effectively.
A body shot lands from Wetness.
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness lands an elbow just above McPunchface 's eye.
McPunchface misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wetness scores a nice knee to the body.
Wetness lands a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A knee to the head by Wetness.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness lands a nice elbow.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to McPunchface's face.
McPunchface takes a knee to the side of the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Darren McPunchface's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2##CL2#
Wetness closes the distance and clinches.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness works on McPunchface's body with a couple of short punches.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head.
Wetness works on McPunchface's body with a couple of short punches.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness working McPunchface over with knees to the body.
Wetness has McPunchface pressed against the cage.
Wetness is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wetness.
Wetness lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Wetness lands a good knee to the midsection. McPunchface won't want to take too many of those.
Wetness landing knees to the body.
Wetness lands a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wetness has McPunchface pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. McPunchface is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Wetness - that's hurt McPunchface badly! Oh, another knee lands and McPunchface is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but McPunchface doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Splash Wetness!
A determined Splash Wetness didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!

 

Event: FFA 11: Ekaku vs Gay     
Date:   Mar 18, 2017
#R1#
Wetness tries to clinch but Bagov is having none of it.
Bagov keeps the fight on the outside.
Wetness keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bagov keeps the fight on the outside.
Bagov tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Wetness manages to circle out of the way.
Wetness tries to grapple but his opponent circles #TD#
and Bagov counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Wetness! #SUB#
Bagov has an Americana. Wetness didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Bagov is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Bagov hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Ali Bagov!
Our winner, Ali Bagov, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: FFA 6: Savage vs Del Rio     
Date:   Feb 11, 2017
#R1#
Knockout misses the shot to the body. #CL2#
Wetness rushes Knockout and presses him up against the cage.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Knockout has had enough of the clinch but Wetness keeps him there for the moment.
Wetness is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wetness connects with a nasty looking knee right to Knockout's face.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Jonny Knockout has been cut.
Knockout is breathing heavily.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wetness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Wetness - that landed with a thud.
Wetness lands a knee to the head. #ROC2#
Knockout is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Oh Knockout is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses. #T1#
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wetness lands an elbow inside.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Knockout wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Knockout misses with a punch to the body.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Knockout blocks it with crossed arms.
Wetness lands an elbow that stopped Knockout in his tracks for a moment.
Wetness keeps control of Knockout as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Knockout is trying to maintain a safe position but Wetness gets an underhook and turns Knockout into the cage.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness prevents a body shot from Knockout.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Knockout blocks it with crossed arms.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness effectively controlling the action here.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knockout tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness lands a damaging elbow.
Wetness lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Knockout wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness throws an elbow but it misses. #T2#
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knockout trying to control the position but instead, Wetness has worked for underhooks and has pushed Knockout into the cage.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Knockout blocks it with crossed arms.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness throws an elbow but it misses.
Knockout misses with a punch on the inside.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wetness stalling the fight.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness has Knockout pressed against the cage, preventing Knockout from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Wetness lands a damaging elbow.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Knockout avoids the elbow strike from Wetness, against the cage.
Wetness stalling in the clinch.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Knockout is trying to break the clinch but Wetness is controlling him.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Knockout blocks it with crossed arms.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Knockout is trying to break the clinch but Wetness has him pressed against the cage.
Wetness comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Knockout tries to break free but Wetness pushes him back against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wetness.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knockout wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Knockout is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Knockout wants to break free but Wetness has control.
Wetness lands a nice elbow.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Knockout blocks it with crossed arms. #T3#
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Knockout blocks it with crossed arms.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Knockout wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Knockout fails to land.
Wetness lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wetness comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness avoiding damage.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Knockout is trying to force a seperation but Wetness has the dominant position.
Knockout takes an elbow to the temple.
Knockout trying to land knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Knockout is trying to push Wetness away but Wetness has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Knockout blocks it with crossed arms.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knockout goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Knockout avoids a wild elbow strike from Wetness.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knockout misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knockout struggles to land a body shot inside as Wetness controls his hands.
Knockout is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses. #T4#
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Knockout tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wetness's elbow.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knockout is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wetness gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Wetness.
Wetness with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness leaning against his opponent.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness throws an elbow but it misses.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knockout looking to slow down the pace here.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Knockout blocks it with crossed arms.
Knockout blocks an elbow strike.
Knockout tries to land knees in the clinch but Wetness avoids the damage to the body.
Wetness using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Knockout has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but Knockout blocks with his arms.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knockout can't find room to land a body shot as Wetness controls the action.
Wetness lands a nice elbow.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness looking to throw knees to the head but Knockout is blocking nicely.
Wetness misses with a knee strike.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
Wetness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wetness misses with a knee to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wetness.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Splash Wetness dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jonny Knockout's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Knockout throws a head kick but Wetness moves out of range.
Knockout's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Knockout duly obliges.
Knockout looks to land a left hand but Wetness moved out of range nicely.
Knockout lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wetness circles away quickly and effectively.
Knockout misses with a wild body shot.
Knockout sets himself, and Wetness steps forward looking for the clinch! Knockout avoids it this time.
Wetness throws a hook but Knockout blocks it.#CL2#
Wetness drives through and clinches with Knockout against the cage.
Wetness pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wetness throws a knee to the head but misses.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Wetness in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Wetness tries a knee to the head but Knockout blocks it.
Wetness jerks Knockout's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Knockout drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Wetness goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Wetness because Knockout was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Splash Wetness!

 

Event: FFA 1: Eve of an Era     
Date:   Dec 31, 2016
#R1##CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head. #CUT#
It looks like Mike Diaz has been cut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wetness obliges.
Stalling in the clinch from Wetness.
Wetness lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Diaz or not.
Diaz looks winded!
Wetness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wetness lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wetness slows down the pace here.
Wetness's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Wetness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Diaz in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wetness connects with a knee to the head.
Diaz takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wetness avoiding damage.
Wetness scores with a knee to the head. #ROC#
Diaz is rocked!
Wetness creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Diaz! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Wetness.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Splash Wetness!

 

 
 
 
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