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Event:
CFN 3
Date: Jun 18, 2016 |
#R1##TD#
Lamp is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Naleczowianka's half guard.
Naleczowianka scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Lamp manages to mount him!
Naleczowianka wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Lamp slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
#SUB#
Lamp has his arm under Naleczowianka's chin here. Game over son! Lamp squeezes tightly and Naleczowianka is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Conveniently Shaped Lamp!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 06, 2016 |
#R1#
Lamp on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Lamp has a takedown stuffed.
Assklown I I I looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Lamp tries to clinch but Assklown I I I is having none of it.
Assklown I I I was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Lamp tries to clinch
and Assklown I I I counters with a straight right hand.
Assklown I I I scores with a shot to the body.
Assklown I I I dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Assklown I I I punishes Lamp's body with a nice straight punch.
Lamp throws a body punch but Assklown I I I moves out of range.
Lamp fails with an attempt to clinch.
Assklown I I I swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Assklown I I I lands a really nice looking cross but Lamp seems unphased.
Assklown I I I circles away from the clinch attempt
and Assklown I I I counters with a left to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Decent striking displayed by Assklown I I I there.
Assklown I I I bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lamp's head.#ROC#
Lamp is rocked!
Conveniently Shaped Lamp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Assklown I I I's jab looks to have found its range, popping Lamp under the eye.
Lamp is still on wobbly legs! Can Assklown I I I finish him?#KD#
Assklown I I I drops Lamp with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Lamp looks back up at him and smiles so Assklown I I I waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Lamp fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lamp is looking to clinch but Assklown I I I is avoiding it.
Lamp seems to have recovered his senses.
Lamp takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Lamp misses with a takedown attempt
and Assklown I I I counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL2#
Lamp instigates a clinch.
Assklown I I I tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lamp blocks a body shot from Assklown I I I.
Lamp content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Assklown I I I throws a punch but it's blocked by Lamp.
Assklown I I I fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#T2#
Assklown I I I tries a body shot but Lamp blocks it.
Assklown I I I lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lamp is trying to pull guard but Assklown I I I has him pressed against the cage.
Benji Assklown I I I has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Conveniently Shaped Lamp.
Lamp is looking for a takedown.
A shot in the inside from Assklown I I I.
Assklown I I I lands a nice uppercut.
Assklown I I I scores with a shoulder strike.
Assklown I I I lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Assklown I I I scores with a shoulder strike.
Assklown I I I tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Assklown I I I misses with a hook to the ribs.
Assklown I I I lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Assklown I I I.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Assklown I I I. #T3#
Nice body punch from Assklown I I I - that landed with a thud.
Assklown I I I tries to work over Lamp's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lamp tries to work over Assklown I I I's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Assklown I I I swings wildly with an uppercut but Lamp uses good head movement to avoid it.
Assklown I I I lands a hook that snaps the head of Lamp backwards.
Assklown I I I pushes Lamp back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Assklown I I I.
Lamp looks winded!
Lamp prevents a body shot from Assklown I I I.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Assklown I I I.
Assklown I I I lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Assklown I I I pushes Lamp back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lamp takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. #T4#
Assklown I I I misses with a punch to the body.
Assklown I I I gets through Lamp's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Assklown I I I.
Assklown I I I blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lamp drops down looking for an ankle pick but Assklown I I I pulls his leg out and moves away.
Lamp darts in trying to clinch
and Assklown I I I makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Benji Assklown I I I is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lamp tries to clinch but Assklown I I I moves away
and Lamp takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lamp with a lazy takedown attempt
and Lamp takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #KD#
Assklown I I I drops Lamp with a beautiful combination! Lamp stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Assklown I I I is looking for the KO!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Assklown I I I knocks out Lamp with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Assklown I I I before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Assklown I I I picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Benji Assklown I I I!
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