Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 26, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Klompmaker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Falwell looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#CL#
Klompmaker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC#
Klompmaker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Falwell has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A left lands for Klompmaker.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC#
Klompmaker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Yahweh Falwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Klompmaker shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#ROC#Falwell is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Klompmaker has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Falwell is still in real trouble! Can Klompmaker finish him?
Klompmaker controlling from the full mount.
Falwell seems to have recovered his senses.
Klompmaker lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Falwell hang on?
Klompmaker lands a big shot to the head and Falwell winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Henkie Klompmaker!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 01, 2020

#R1##TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Fujinuma.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!#SUB2#
Fujinuma in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Falwell is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Hajimaro Fujinuma!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 28, 2020

#R1##CL2#
Digal clinches up against the cage.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Digal landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A short right from Digal on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Digal.#BC2#
Digal breaks from the clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Digal. #KD2#
Digal drops Falwell with a beautiful combination! Falwell stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Digal is looking for the KO!#ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Digal pushes Falwell up against the cage in a clinch.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Digal pushes Falwell back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Digal unloads a knee to the mid-section.#BC2#
Digal pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Digal lands with a big right hook that stumbles Falwell - he's out on his feet here! Digal follows up with another monster hook that separates Falwell from consciousness! Falwell falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Digal stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vovka Digal!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 09, 2019

#R1#
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mullen feinted with a counter takedown.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!#TD#
Mullen closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mullen lands in his opponent's guard.
Mullen controlling from the top position. #SU#
Mullen stands up and waves to Falwell to follow him.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Mullen moves out of range easily.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick #TD#
and Mullen counters with a takedown into side control. #SUB#
Mullen is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Falwell has escaped the position, nice work there.
Mullen is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Falwell's shoulder. That is not cool.
Mullen scores with a couple of short elbows.
Mullen has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mullen lands a few punches from side control.#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!#SU#
Mullen stands up and beckons Falwell to his feet.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Mullen finish him?
The fighters circle, before Mullen throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Falwell's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Mullen lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Blair Mullen!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 09, 2019

#R1#
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Geone moves out of range easily.
Geone blocks a head kick by Falwell.
Geone throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Falwell stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Geone tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Falwell defends well and Geone ends up having to push Falwell into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Falwell stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Falwell wants it to stay on the feet.
Falwell takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Falwell looks winded!
Falwell throws a lazy head kick
and Geone counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Geone finish him?#CL#
Geone clinches with his opponent.
Falwell seems to have recovered his senses.
Geone avoiding damage.
Falwell looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC#
Geone breaks the clinch. #TD#
Geone manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Falwell on his heels. He'll look to pass Falwell's guard now, I'm sure.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Geone controls from within his opponent's guard. #T1#
Falwell working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Geone.
Geone controls from within his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Geone stands and throws Falwell's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Geone.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Geone taking a breather here.
Falwell really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Geone. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Geone throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Geone is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Falwell's shoulder. That is not cool.
Falwell managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Geone.
Geone has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Geone staying calm.
Geone working the ground and pound but Falwell is defending the strikes.
Geone controlling from side mount. #SUB#
Geone is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Falwell has escaped the position, nice work there. #SU#
Geone stands up and beckons Falwell to his feet. #T3##CL#
Falwell gets tackled into the cage by Geone. Geone maintains the clinch. #TD#
Geone wants the takedown. Falwell is fighting it off but Geone persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Falwell's guard against the cage.
Geone sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SU#
Geone gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Yahweh Falwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Falwell stuffs the takedown attempt from Geone. Geone gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alberto Geone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Falwell throws a nice head kick!
Geone avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Geone lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Falwell connects with a high kick.
Geone blocks a head kick by Falwell. #T4#
Geone shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #TD#
Geone shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Falwell napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SU#
Geone decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Geone looks for a takedown but Falwell sprawls well.
Geone tries to land a front kick but Falwell steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Geone shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Falwell sprawls well. Falwell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Geone gets slowly back to his feet.
Yahweh Falwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#CL#
Falwell tries to keep at a distance but Geone has taken the fight into the clinch.
Geone prevents Falwell from breaking the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alberto Geone dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Falwell slaps away a takedown attempt from Geone, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Geone blocks a head kick by Falwell. #CL#
Geone fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Falwell, pushing him back against the cage.
Geone throws an elbow but it's blocked. #TD#
Geone jumps guard and drags Falwell to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Geone is on top in guard. #REVR#
Falwell working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Geone.
Geone controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Geone prevents Falwell from getting back to his feet.
Falwell is breathing heavily.#T1#
Geone content to stall in guard here.
Falwell wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Geone manages to pass to side control.
Falwell is trying to stand.
Geone perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Geone seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Falwell for as long as he can get away with.#SUB#
Geone is looking for a kimura but Falwell is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Geone to get the leverage.
Geone is looking to advance position but Falwell won't allow it.
Still in half guard, Geone seems content to control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Falwell is trying to stand back up but Geone is controlling him #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Geone moves out of range easily.
Geone wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#TD#
Falwell gets caught flat footed, as Geone shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Geone throws a big elbow that misses.
Geone won't allow Falwell to get back to his feet. #T3#
Falwell avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Geone works a leg free and moves into half guard. #SUB#
Geone is looking for a kimura but Falwell is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Geone to get the leverage.
Geone thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Falwell's head.
Geone controlling the pace.
Falwell tries to kick Geone off but Geone keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #SUB#
Geone is looking for a kimura but Falwell is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Geone to get the leverage.
Geone throwing shots but Falwell is blocking nicely.
Geone thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Geone passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Falwell!
Falwell is trying to get back to his feet but can't. #T4#
Geone takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#SUB#
Geone working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Geone controlling from the full mount.
Falwell holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Geone tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Geone looking to control and managing it successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Geone throwing strikes here but Falwell is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Geone throws some wild stikes that Falwell manages to avoid easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alberto Geone dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Geone fails with the takedown.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses #TD#
and Geone counters with a shoot takedown. Falwell fights it but they end up in guard. #SU#
Falwell is working an open guard so Geone takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Geone looks to land a combination but Falwell avoids it well.
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Falwell scores with a head kick. #CL#
Geone gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD#
Geone jumps guard.
Geone manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Falwell manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Falwell avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Geone content to stall in guard here.
Falwell takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Geone continues to stall.#SU#
Falwell is working an open guard so Geone takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Yahweh Falwell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#TD#
Geone drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Falwell parries the strikes from Geone easily there. Geone is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Falwell to escape.
Geone misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
The strikes coming from Geone are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Geone advances to mount.
Geone controlling from mount.
Geone is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Falwell can do to turn this around?#SUB#
Geone is working for a guillotine from mount but Falwell frees his head quite easily.
Falwell's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up. #T3#
Falwell is bucking up trying to escape but Geone cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Geone takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Geone scoring with strikes but Falwell is staying in there.
Geone punching from mount but Falwell doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Geone controlling from the full mount.
Falwell is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Geone controlling the position easily from mount. #T4#
Falwell has given up his back here. Will Geone look for the submission or keep pounding away?
Falwell is trying to stand back up.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Falwell preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Geone.
Alberto Geone is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
I would not like to be Falwell right now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alberto Geone showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Geone, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alberto Geone!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 18, 2019

#R1##KD#
Specht sends Falwell crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Specht is motioning to the referee to let Falwell up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell drops his hands momentarily and Specht needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Falwell just on the top of the head. Falwell drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Falwell - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ken Specht!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 28, 2019

#R1#
Farias lands with a slapping head kick.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!#CL#
Farias gets in close and instigates a clinch.
We've been informed that Falwell has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Farias throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Falwell blocks it with crossed arms.
Farias putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Falwell in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Farias connects with a nasty looking knee right to Falwell's face.
Falwell takes a knee right on the jaw! #ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Farias using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Falwell has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Farias finish him?
Farias scores with a knee to the head.
Farias tries to land a knee to the head but Falwell blocks with his arms.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Farias jerks Falwell's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Falwell drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Farias goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Farias because Falwell was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Charles Farias!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 24, 2019

#R1##TD2#
Salli drives through with a takedown into Falwell's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Salli not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Salli is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Salli thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Salli is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Salli thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Falwell being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB2#
Salli is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #T1#
Salli passes Falwell's left leg - he's now in half guard. #SUB2#
Salli is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Falwell defends it well. #SUB2#
Salli is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Salli works his foot free and advances to mount. #SUB2#
Salli looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.#SUB2#
Salli is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Falwell is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Falwell flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Salli anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Falwell and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Salli slips an arm under Falwell chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Salli has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Salli is squeezing on Falwell like an anaconda would it's prey. Falwell fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Hurjempi Salli!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 27, 2019

#R1##TD#
Fjordlinginsson scores with a takedown into Falwell's guard.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!#SUB#
Fjordlinginsson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fjordlinginsson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Fjordlinginsson's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#SUB#
Fjordlinginsson drops back looking for a leg! Falwell is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Falwell manages to kick Fjordlinginsson off! Fjordlinginsson jumps back into Falwell's guard. #SUB#
Fjordlinginsson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fjordlinginsson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fjordlinginsson controls from within his opponent's guard. #T1#
Further stalling from Fjordlinginsson.
Fjordlinginsson advances position into side control!#SUB#
Fjordlinginsson is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Falwell is trying to escape and Fjordlinginsson transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Falwell is forced to tap! Nice work there by Fjordlinginsson! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bjorg Fjordlinginsson!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 04, 2019

#R1#
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Swift Jnr appears to be looking for a big counter.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Swift Jnr moves out of range easily.
Falwell throws a lazy head kick #TD#
and Swift Jnr counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Falwell! #SUB#
Swift Jnr wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Falwell, who protects the arm well.
Swift Jnr in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Swift Jnr is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position. #SUB#
Swift Jnr is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Falwell is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Swift Jnr wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Falwell, who protects the arm well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Falwell bucks up and tries to throw Swift Jnr off but instead Swift Jnr has got his back!#SUB#
Swift Jnr tightening his grip on Falwell, looking for the choke.
Falwell is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB#
Swift Jnr has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Falwell has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Swift Jnr's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke. #SUB#
Swift Jnr has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #SUB#
Swift Jnr is looking for the choke from the back position but Falwell is controlling his hands well. #SUB#
Falwell showing good submission defense here.
Swift Jnr tries to keep control of the position but Falwell is staying busy.#SUB#
Falwell defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Swift Jnr's arms.
I would not like to be Falwell right now. #T2##SUB#
Falwell preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Swift Jnr. #SUB#
Swift Jnr has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Falwell has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #SUB#
Swift Jnr is working hard for the rear naked choke here. #SUB#
Swift Jnr is persistently looking for the submission but Falwell is defending it well.
Swift Jnr trying to control.#T3#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Swift Jnr trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Falwell doesn't escape.
Swift Jnr trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Falwell is trying to get back to his feet but Swift Jnr has full control of the position and if anything, Falwell has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Swift Jnr biding his time, controlling Falwell. #SUB#
Falwell showing good submission defense here. #SUB#
Swift Jnr is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial. #T4#
Falwell is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. #SUB#
Falwell preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Swift Jnr.
Falwell prevents Swift Jnr from getting a body triangle.
Falwell is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. #SUB#
Falwell showing good submission defense here. #SUB#
Swift Jnr is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Falwell has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Swift Jnr has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Falwell taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Swift Jnr doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Kane Swift Jnr!
A relieved looking Kane Swift Jnr thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 17, 2019

#R1#
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Birchack tries to counter with a takedown but Falwell is quick to defend against it.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!#TD#
Birchack shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Birchack perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Birchack passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Falwell!
Birchack looking to control and managing it successfully.
Birchack has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Birchack pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Birchack content just to control the position here.
Falwell's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Birchack takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Birchack wants to take Falwell's back but he can't do it this time.
Birchack is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Falwell is in real trouble. #T2#
Birchack controlling the position well here. Falwell rolled but Birchack kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position. #SUB#
Falwell defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Birchack's arms.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Birchack controls the position.
Birchack seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Falwell for as long as he can get away with.#T3#
Birchack's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Further stalling from Birchack.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Falwell trying to get back to his feet but Birchack is in full control for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Birchack trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Falwell doesn't escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anthony Birchack dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
A head kick misses from Falwell. #TD#
Falwell gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Birchack works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Birchack controlling the action here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Falwell is in trouble now - Birchack has advanced to mount!
Birchack moves to the back position.
Birchack controlling the position well here. Falwell rolled but Birchack kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
Birchack is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Falwell can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Falwell is breathing heavily.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Birchack is stinking the place up with his stalling.#T1#
Anthony Birchack overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#T3#
This is a sustained period of stalling by Birchack.
Birchack continues to hold on tight.#SUB#
Birchack is working hard for the rear naked choke here. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Birchack is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Falwell knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Falwell for a finish.
Birchack has good solid back control here. #SUB#
Falwell showing good submission defense here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Birchack controlling the position well here. Falwell rolled but Birchack kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anthony Birchack dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Falwell. #TD#
Birchack shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Falwell manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Birchack controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Birchack might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Birchack is standing up over Falwell. Falwell looks to escape but Birchack dives into side control.
Birchack advances nicely into full mount.
Birchack tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Birchack continues to stall.
Falwell has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there. #T1#
Birchack is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Falwell takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Yahweh Falwell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Falwell is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Birchack gets his way!
Birchack really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Falwell.#T3##SUB#
Birchack looking for the RNC. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Birchack trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Falwell doesn't escape. #SUB#
Birchack patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Birchack slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Falwell is trying to stand back up.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Anthony Birchack showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Birchack, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:26
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anthony Birchack!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 07, 2019

#R1#
Jacobs moves into range and connects with a jab.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Jacobs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Falwell.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Jacobs moves out of range easily.
Jacobs has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Fear The Wing Fitness in the buildup to the fight.
Falwell takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Jacobs blocks a head kick by Falwell.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Jacobs finish him?
Jacobs thuds his right hand into Falwell's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jacobs throws an overhand right that drops Falwell like a sack of potatoes! Jacobs dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jayden Jacobs!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 17, 2018

#R1#
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick
and Burns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Burns avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Falwell throws a lazy head kick
and Burns counters with a left to the body.
Falwell takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Falwell has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cozad Amsterdam in the buildup to the fight.
Burns stuns Falwell with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A head kick by Falwell misses
and Burns counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Burns looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell throws a lazy head kick
and Burns counters with a slapping leg kick.
Falwell walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Burns connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Falwell momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burns tests Falwell's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Falwell on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A good leg kick by Burns.
Falwell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Burns. Burns obviously looking to wear him down.
Falwell doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Burns lands a nice looking body shot. #T1#
Burns plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A head kick by Falwell misses
and Burns counters with a nice low kick that buckles Falwell's knee momentarily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Burns. #ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Yahweh Falwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burns bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Burns pounces like a tiger and cracks Falwell with a vicious hook! Falwell is down but not out! Burns follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Brady Burns!
Brady Burns decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 13, 2018

#R1#
Falwell throws a head kick but Beltran moves out of range.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick by Falwell misses #TD#
and Beltran counters with a single leg into guard. Falwell didn't expect that.
Beltran slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Beltran missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Falwell has momentary wrist control but Beltran slips an elbow through the middle.
Beltran chips away with some ground and pound.#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!#SU#
Beltran gets to his feet - Falwell follows without any prompting.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Beltran finish him?
Falwell drops his hands for a split second and Beltran immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Falwell face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Beltran follows up with a right hand that knocks Falwell into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Carlos Beltran!
Carlos Beltran bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 08, 2018

#R1#
A head kick by Falwell misses #TD2#
and Birchack counters with a shoot takedown. Falwell fights it but they end up in guard.
Falwell will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Birchack postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Birchack lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Birchack working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Falwell's head.
Birchack postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Falwell covers up, he's hurt! Birchack keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Birchack and the ref steps in to end the fight! Birchack can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anthony Birchack!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 27, 2018

#R1#
Beltran throws a right and a left that both miss.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!#KD2#
Beltran drops Falwell with a beautiful combination! Falwell stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Beltran is looking for the KO!#ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Beltran closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Falwell out cold! Falwell corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Carlos Beltran!
Carlos Beltran was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 17, 2018

#R1#
Bruce works Falwell's body with a nice hook.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Bruce finds Falwell's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Falwell flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Bruce lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Falwell will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lee Bruce!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 27, 2018

#R1#
Falwell throws a head kick that misses #TD2#
and Birchack counters with a nice double leg into side control. Falwell won't be happy with that.
Birchack lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Falwell is trying to buck Birchack off.
Birchack is chipping away with strikes.
Birchack working the ground and pound.#ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Falwell takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Oh Falwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Birchack cracks Falwell with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Birchack immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Falwell is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Birchack!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anthony Birchack!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 22, 2018

#R1#
Falwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell throws a lazy head kick #TD2#
and Birchack counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Birchack works over Falwell with some ground and pound from guard.
Birchack postures up and lands a big shot to Falwell's brow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Birchack lands a couple of digs.
Falwell knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Birchack on the ground.
Birchack working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Falwell's head.#ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Birchack is in close to Falwell's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Oh Falwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Birchack loads up on a big left hand. Falwell felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Birchack looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Falwell can't hide his disappointment, as Birchack celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anthony Birchack!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 14, 2018

#R1#
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick
and Burns counters with a stiff right hand.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Burns connects with a body shot that sends Falwell's belly button to the back.
Burns moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Burns stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Falwell ducks right into an uppercut from Burns.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses
and Burns counters with a leg kick.
Burns lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Burns.
Burns throws a nice head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Falwell tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Burns lands a big head kick that sends Falwell to the canvas! Burns follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brady Burns!
A relieved looking Brady Burns thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 29, 2018

#R1#
Jacobs sizes up Falwell with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jacobs has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Fear The Wing Fitness in the buildup to the fight.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Jacobs lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Falwell falls backwards - clearly groggy! Jacobs dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jayden Jacobs!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: FLNY: 1
Date: Apr 28, 2018

#R1#
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell misses with a head kick.
Nurmagomegov moves into range and connects with a jab.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell ducks right into an uppercut from Nurmagomegov.
We've been hearing reports that Nurmagomegov has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick #TD#
and Nurmagomegov counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Nurmagomegov slips a nice elbow through Falwell's hands, connecting with Falwell's forehead.#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Nurmagomegov lands a big elbow - Falwell is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Nurmagomegov!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Khebabib Nurmagomegov!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 31, 2018

#R1#
Dominiguez avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dominiguez thinks about countering with a head kick.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Dominiguez moves out of range easily.
Falwell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick
and Dominiguez counters with a head kick from the bowels of hell that crumples Falwell! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Cruz Dominiguez!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 22, 2018

#R1#
Vasla avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Vasla wants to clinch.
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #TD#
Vasla gets a takedown into half guard.
Vasla controlling the action here.
Ground and pound from Vasla.
Vasla with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Falwell really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Vasla. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Falwell is trying to stand up here but Vasla is controlling him well.
Vasla controlling the pace.
Vasla throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T1#
Vasla not doing much here. #SUB#
Vasla is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Falwell doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Vasla.
Vasla passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Falwell! #SUB#
Vasla looking for a guillotine from mount but Falwell is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Vasla tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T2##SUB#
Vasla has hold of Falwell's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Falwell manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger. #SUB#
Vasla is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Vasla extends the arm and Falwell is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Vasile Vasla!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 16, 2018

#R1#
Hertz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Hertz lunges at Falwell with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Falwell's hand.
Falwell throws a head kick but Hertz moves out of range.
Hertz scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Hertz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hertz connects with a good right hand that stumbles Falwell. Falwell circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
We've been informed that Falwell has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Hertz connects with an inside leg kick.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Hertz finish him?
Hertz lands with a right that hurts Falwell. Falwell looks to clinch but Hertz throws a short knee that drops Falwell. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Dick Hertz!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 27, 2018

#R1#
Falwell throws a head kick that misses
and Falwell takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Hertz feints and then cracks Falwell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Falwell down.
Hertz connects with a jab.
Hertz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Falwell on the side of the head.#ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Hertz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Falwell looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hertz lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Falwell crumples to the floor! Hertz milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dick Hertz!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Marty Robbin's Fight Ranch 2
Date: Nov 25, 2017

#R1#
Falwell slips a jab and a cross from Landgren.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!#CL2#
Landgren gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD2#
Landgren has clasped his hands together around Falwell's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Falwell tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Falwell knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Landgren on the ground.
Landgren missing with punches from the back. #SUB2#
Landgren is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Falwell has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Falwell is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Landgren throwing sloppy strikes.
Oooh a big shot gets through from Landgren. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Landgren is punishing Falwell with strikes - can he finish him?!
Landgren looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Landgren tries to keep control of the position but Falwell is staying busy.
Landgren misses with a punch to the head.
What can Falwell do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Let's hope that Landgren has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T1#
Landgren punches Falwell on the ear.
Falwell wants to get back to his feet.
Landgren missing with strikes from the back.
Landgren throwing lazy shots from the back mount that aren't doing any damage.
Falwell wants to get back to his feet.
Falwell covers up after that shot from Landgren.
Falwell is trying to remain composed but Landgren is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Landgren.
Landgren tries to get the hooks in deep but Falwell pushed the leg off. #T2#
Landgren lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Falwell. #ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Landgren has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Landgren scoring with big shots to the body. Falwell is looking for a way out. A despairing look towards the ref and the official steps in to stop the fight. Falwell was obviously done but didn't want to tap out.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dolph Landgren!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Dolph Landgren waved his t-shirt featuring Blue Moon's logo in front of the cameras.
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 24, 2017

#R1##CL#
Mistry takes the fight into the clinch.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
A nice right hand lands inside from Mistry.
Falwell letting Mistry take a breather here.#BC2#
Falwell escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Falwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mistry.
Mistry scores with a one two! Falwell had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Mistry. That snapped Falwell's head back.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Mistry lands with a straight right. Falwell didn't see that one coming.#CL#
Mistry clinches. #BC2#
Falwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mistry connects with a single shot there.
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Mistry stuns Falwell with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mistry is looking to counter punch.
Falwell has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Mistry throws a one two combo. #ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Mistry drops Falwell with a huge uppercut! Falwell drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Mistry is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kieran Mistry!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 02, 2017

#R1#
Falwell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Clark shoots in but no luck this time.
Yahweh Falwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Falwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Falwell half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Clark takes a kick to the side of the head.
Clark looks for a takedown but Falwell sprawls well.
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Clark shoots in looking for a takedown but Falwell manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Clark's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Yahweh Falwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Usain Clark.
Clark tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Falwell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Clark is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Falwell has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cozad Amsterdam in the buildup to the fight.
Falwell throws a head kick but Clark moves out of range.
Falwell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Falwell tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Clark manages to circle out of the way.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Clark wants to clinch up but Falwell keeps it at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clark tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away.
Clark tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away.
Falwell tries to counter with a takedown but Clark is quick to defend against it.
Falwell throws a nice head kick!
Clark dives in and grabs Falwell's left leg, looking for a takedown. Falwell pushes down on Clark's head and hops out.
Clark is looking to clinch.
Falwell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T1#
Clark lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Falwell circles away quickly and effectively.
Clark fails in his attempt to clinch.
Falwell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Clark closes the distance and clinches up with Falwell, looking for a takedown. Clark pushes Falwell against the cage but Falwell circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Falwell lands with a kick to the temple. Clark shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Clark avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Clark fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Falwell avoids it really well and circles away.
Clark fails to land the takedown.
Clark shoots in looking for a takedown. Falwell tries to sprawl out of it but Clark keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Falwell manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Falwell feinted with a counter takedown.#T2#
Clark fails with a takedown attempt.
Falwell throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Clark.
A head kick misses from Clark.
Falwell slips a straight right by Clark.
Clark tries for a takedown but Falwell sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Falwell tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Clark manages to circle out of the way.
Falwell scores with a head kick. Clark tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Clark shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Falwell as he jumps to the side.
Falwell changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clark shoots in for a double leg but Falwell sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Clark takes a kick to the side of the head.
Clark tries to clinch but Falwell is having none of it.
Falwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Clark.
Falwell stuffs the takedown attempt from Clark. Clark gets slowly back to his feet. #T3#
Clark avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Clark shoots in looking for a takedown but Falwell manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Clark's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Falwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Clark will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Clark is looking to clinch but Falwell is avoiding it.
Clark pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Falwell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Falwell swats away the attempt to clinch by Clark.
Falwell throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Clark's head.
Clark fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Falwell avoids it really well and circles away.#T4#
Clark shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Falwell sprawls well. Falwell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Clark gets slowly back to his feet.
Falwell lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Clark pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Falwell is looking to counter the offense by Clark and move into the clinch.
Clark doesn't manage to clinch there - Falwell circles away.
Falwell leaves Clark with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Clark throws a head kick but Falwell moves out of range.
Clark shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Falwell pinned against the cage. Falwell gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Falwell keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yahweh Falwell dominated that round.
That's time! Falwell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Clark misses with a head kick.
Falwell lands a head kick!
Clark fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Falwell manages to avoid it.
Clark fails in his attempt to clinch.
Clark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Falwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Falwell stuffs the takedown.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Clark throws a fast counter high kick but Falwell manages to duck under it in time.
Falwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clark wants to clinch up but Falwell keeps it at a distance.
Falwell defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Clark.
Clark changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Falwell tries to avoid it but Clark manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Falwell to the ground. Falwell escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Yahweh Falwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Usain Clark.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clark tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Clark might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Falwell has got the better of the exchanges.
Clark shoots in for a takedown but Falwell shows good takedown defense.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Clark lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Falwell has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Falwell and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Clark moves out of range easily.
Clark throws a counter combo.#T1#
Clark misses with a jab, cross combination.
Falwell keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Falwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Despite the aggression on Clark's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Falwell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Clark can do to turn this around?
Nice sprawl there from Falwell as Clark shoots in.
Yahweh Falwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Clark pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Clark shoots for a takedown but Falwell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Clark tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away. #CL2#
Clark rushes Falwell and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Clark has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Falwell avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.#BC#
Falwell manages to break the clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Clark.
Falwell appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Falwell circles away from the clinch attempt. #T2#
Clark will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Clark attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Falwell drops down looking for a counter takedown but Clark sprawls and moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Clark looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Clark tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Clark moves out of range easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Clark looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A punch combination from Clark misses.
Clark tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Clark shoots in for a takedown but Falwell shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clark tries to clinch up.
Clark throws a body kick that misses. #T3#
Falwell showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Clark.
Falwell half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Clark throws a head kick but Falwell moves out of range.
Clark is looking to land body kicks.
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Falwell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Clark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Falwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Falwell throws a head kick but Clark moves out of range.
Clark wants to clinch.
Clark wants to clinch.
Yahweh Falwell is winning the standup battle so far.
A head kick by Falwell misses #TD2#
and Clark counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Falwell! #T4#
Falwell gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Clark tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Clark is continuing to stall.
Falwell wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clark throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yahweh Falwell dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Clark manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Falwell on his heels. He'll look to pass Falwell's guard now, I'm sure.
Falwell utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Clark is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SU2#
Clark stands and steps away. Falwell gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Falwell swats away the attempt to clinch by Clark.
Clark shoots for a takedown but Falwell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Clark looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Falwell stuffs the takedown.
Yahweh Falwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Usain Clark.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Clark fails to land the takedown.
Clark misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clark avoids the head kick by Falwell.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Clark! But no joy.#T1#
Clark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Falwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Clark shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Falwell as he avoids it easily.
Falwell feinted with a counter takedown.
Falwell throws a head kick that half lands.
Clark is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Falwell half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Clark tries to close the distance and clinch but Falwell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Clark tries to close the distance and clinch but Falwell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Clark changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Falwell tries to avoid it but Clark manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Falwell to the ground. Falwell escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Clark moves out of range easily.
Falwell slaps away a takedown attempt from Clark, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Clark shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Falwell as he jumps to the side.
Falwell plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#T2##TD2#
Clark shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Falwell napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Sloppy strikes there by Clark.
Falwell is pushing Clark's head away, looking to escape. Clark manages to hold on to the position though.#ES#
Falwell explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clark shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Falwell as he jumps to the side.
Clark tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Falwell defends well and Clark ends up having to push Falwell into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Falwell throws a head kick but Clark moves out of range.
Clark fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Falwell throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Clark shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Falwell defends it nicely.#T3#
Clark fails with the takedown.
Clark closes the distance and clinches up with Falwell, looking for a takedown. Clark pushes Falwell against the cage but Falwell circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Falwell scores with a head kick.
Falwell swats away the attempt to clinch by Clark.
Clark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Falwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Clark moves in looking to clinch but Falwell pushes him off.
Clark misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Falwell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from Falwell. #T4#
Clark tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick #TD2#
and Clark counters with a nice double leg into side control. Falwell won't be happy with that.
Falwell is being controlled here.
Clark passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Falwell!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clark sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Falwell knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Clark on the ground.
Clark looking to ground and pound but Falwell is blocking nicely.
Clark throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Falwell because Clark loaded up on that one. #SUB2#
Falwell defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Clark.
Falwell wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Clark.
Usain Clark has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clark has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Clark misses with a head shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yahweh Falwell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Falwell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yahweh Falwell!
An intense looking Yahweh Falwell took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Thank you God, for giving me the strength to beat this man's face and destroy his dreams to make a better life for himself and his family. I want the belt, because the Bible doesn't say anything contradictory about idolatry and greed. To all the fans: I'm blessed. And bitch, you not.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 29, 2017

#R1##CL#
Dominiguez closes the distance and clinches.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Dominiguez makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dominiguez lands a left hand that snaps the head of Falwell backwards.
Falwell tries to break free but Dominiguez pushes him back against the cage.
Falwell is trying to push Dominiguez away but Dominiguez has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short uppercut from Dominiguez.
Dominiguez makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Dominiguez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Falwell backwards.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Dominiguez finish him?
A head punch on the inside from Dominiguez fails to land.
Dominiguez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dominiguez throws a punch but it's blocked by Falwell.
Dominiguez tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dominiguez working aggressively here.
Dominiguez dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Falwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dominiguez has him pressed against the cage.
Dominiguez swings wildly with an uppercut but Falwell uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Falwell blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dominiguez working aggressively here.
Dominiguez misses with a punch on the inside.
Dominiguez working aggressively here.
Dominiguez has a couple of punches blocked by Falwell.
Dominiguez misses with some punches. #T1#
Dominiguez throws a head punch that misses.
Dominiguez swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dominiguez tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dominiguez throws a head punch that misses.
Dominiguez prevents Falwell from breaking the clinch.
Dominiguez misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Dominiguez fails to land.
Dominiguez swings wildly with an uppercut but Falwell uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dominiguez misses with a punch on the inside.
Dominiguez misses with a punch on the inside.
Falwell seems to have recovered his senses.
Dominiguez scores with a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Dominiguez.
Falwell tries to circle away but Dominiguez has him pinned against the cage.
Dominiguez lands a big right hand that drops Falwell! The killer instinct kicks in and Dominiguez finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Dominiguez!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cruz Dominiguez!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 16, 2017

#R1#
Falwell tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Darrow lands a lovely overhand right.#CL#
Darrow gets a clinch.
Darrow working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Falwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Darrow as the two fighters clinch.
Darrow lands a nice uppercut.
Darrow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Darrow lands with a right to the head. #ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Darrow dips a shoulder and cracks Falwell with a mighty uppercut! Falwell falls back against the cage and Darrow unloads with a barrage of strikes! Falwell is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Darrow screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Blair Darrow!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 17, 2017

#R1#
Falwell throws a lazy head kick #KD2#
and Kersikov counters with a big uppercut that knocks Falwell off his feet! Kersikov dives into side control looking to finish!#ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Kersikov landing a few strikes.
Oh Falwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd goes nuts as Kersikov knocks Falwell out cold with a massive hammerfist! Kersikov Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Boyko Kersikov!
During a confident post fight interview, Boyko Kersikov thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 04, 2017

#R1#
Falwell throws a lazy head kick
and Adabisi counters with a straight right hand.#CUT2#
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Adabisi connects with a superb combination that knocks Falwell out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Adabisi before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Falwell!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Simon Adabisi!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 26, 2017

#R1#
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Bokhorst is looking to counter with a body kick.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Falwell walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bokhorst.
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Bokhorst looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Bokhorst cracks the inside of Falwell's front leg.
Bokhorst lands a jab to the nose.
Falwell gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Bokhorst gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Falwell is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Maarten Bokhorst!
Maarten Bokhorst very nearly forgot to thank HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 16, 2017

#R1#
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Bokhorst blocks a head kick by Falwell. #TD#
Bokhorst feints and as Falwell raises his hands in defense, Bokhorst changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.#SUB#
Bokhorst drops back looking for a leg! Falwell is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Falwell manages to kick Bokhorst off! Bokhorst jumps back into Falwell's guard.
Bokhorst is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bokhorst seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Falwell for as long as he can get away with.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bokhorst stands up over Falwell, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T1#
Bokhorst seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Bokhorst lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bokhorst postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Bokhorst not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Bokhorst with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
We've been hearing that Bokhorst has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Bokhorst passes Falwell's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Bokhorst working Falwell over with strikes.
Falwell is still in real trouble! Can Bokhorst finish him?
Bokhorst keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Bokhorst lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Falwell! More strikes land and this one is all over! Bokhorst jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Maarten Bokhorst!
Maarten Bokhorst very nearly forgot to thank HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 09, 2017

#R1#
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #CL#
Dominiguez forces Falwell back against the cage and clinches.
A shot in the inside from Dominiguez.
A short right from Dominiguez.
Dominiguez pressing his opponent against the cage.
A short uppercut from Dominiguez. #ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Dominiguez dips a shoulder and cracks Falwell with a mighty uppercut! Falwell falls back against the cage and Dominiguez unloads with a barrage of strikes! Falwell is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Dominiguez screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cruz Dominiguez!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: OFC: Blood Night XXXII
Date: Jan 21, 2017

#R1##CL#
Velasquez gets a clinch.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!#TD#
Velasquez wants the takedown. Falwell is fighting it off but Velasquez persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Falwell's guard against the cage.
Falwell can't keep his opponent in guard - Velasquez advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Velasquez content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Velasquez scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Velasquez not doing much here. #SU#
Velasquez stands up out of the half guard.
Velasquez throws out a powerful jab.#TD#
Velasquez feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SU#
Velasquez gets to his feet. Falwell looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses #TD#
and Velasquez counters with a single leg into guard. Falwell didn't expect that.
Velasquez passes Falwell's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Velasquez sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T1#
Velasquez seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Falwell for as long as he can get away with.
Falwell keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #SUB#
Velasquez is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Velasquez stalling. #T2#
Velasquez sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Falwell defending well though.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Velasquez lands a nice short elbow.
Falwell really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Velasquez. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Velasquez seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Velasquez is working for a kimura but Falwell is defending it quite comfortably.
Velasquez working Falwell over with strikes. #SU#
Velasquez stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Falwell throws a head kick but Velasquez moves out of range. #TD#
Velasquez scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#SU#
Velasquez stands up.
Velasquez takes a head kick and keeps coming. #T3##CL#
Velasquez rushes Falwell and presses him up against the cage.#TD#
Velasquez has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Falwell is trying to keep an underhook but Velasquez manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Velasquez seems to be working for a kimura but Falwell defends the submission attempt.
Velasquez lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #SUB#
Velasquez is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Velasquez drops an elbow to the side of Falwell's head.
Velasquez slows the pace down in half guard.
Velasquez has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T4#
Velasquez drops an elbow to the side of Falwell's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Velasquez in particular looking to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mauricio Velasquez dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Falwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #TD#
Velasquez dives in and scores a takedown into Falwell's guard.
Falwell can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Velasquez controls the pace.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Velasquez.
Velasquez has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Velasquez continues to hold on tight.#SUB#
Velasquez drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Velasquez seems to have locked his on tight now - Falwell screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Velasquez, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Mauricio Velasquez!
Mauricio Velasquez decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Helsinki Fighting League: 42
Date: Nov 26, 2016

#R1##CL#
Ragnarsson clinches up with Falwell and pushes him back against the cage.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Ragnarsson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty! #CUT#
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Ragnarsson cracks Falwell on the chin with a massive knee! He's been separated from consciousness before he even hits the floor! Absolutely fantastic knee and a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Halfdan Ragnarsson!
A victorious Halfdan Ragnarsson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Helsinki Fighting League: 36
Date: Oct 08, 2016

#R1##CL#
Ragnarsson has Falwell up against the cage in a clinch.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell is trying to force a seperation but Ragnarsson has the dominant position.
Ragnarsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #CUT#
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow.
Ragnarsson working the clinch nicely. Falwell is working for position but Ragnarsson cracks him with a big knee to the head! Falwell crumples up against the cage and Ragnarsson lands two more shots before the ref can save Falwell! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Halfdan Ragnarsson!
A victorious Halfdan Ragnarsson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Helsinki Fighting League: 33
Date: Sep 17, 2016

#R1#
Harris throws a powerful right kick. Falwell tried to block low but the kick was high! Falwell was taken right off of his feet! Harris jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Raven Harris!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Helsinki Fighting League: 29
Date: Aug 20, 2016

#R1#
Falwell looks up at the clock. Bad move! Khan lands a right hand from hell, dropping Falwell. Khan pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Simoni Khan!
Post fight, Simoni Khan stared into the camera and said 'I just want to say "thank you" to my team,to my coach,and my fans. I feel pretty good,I made what I wanted to made I declass my opponent,it's OK because I'm god blessed ,everybody knows it. '.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Helsinki Fighting League: 26
Date: Jul 17, 2016

#R1#
Ortega connects with a body shot that sends Falwell's belly button to the back.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Ortega throws an overhand right that has Falwell reeling! Ortega follows up with more punches and Falwell is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ruben Ortega!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 27, 2016

#R1#
Nice jab there from Babidi.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Babidi avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Nice shot by Babidi.
Falwell walks forward, straight into a front kick from Babidi.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Babidi has cracked Falwell with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Babidi lands another huge swinging hook and Falwell tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Falwell, before Babidi can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lorenzo Babidi!
Our winner, Lorenzo Babidi, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 08, 2016

#R1#
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cozad Amsterdam in the buildup to the fight.
Kingston closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Falwell out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Marcus Kingston!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 16, 2016

#R1#
Kingston lands the left hand.#CUT#
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell loses concentration momentarily and Kingston pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Falwell crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Kingston finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Marcus Kingston!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 09, 2016

#R1#
Boormann bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Falwell's head backwards.#CUT2#
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Boormann moves out of range easily. #CL2#
Boormann closes the distance and pushes Falwell back into the cage.
Falwell takes a knee right on the jaw! #ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Boormann creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Falwell's defenses.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boormann lands a big right hand that drops Falwell! The killer instinct kicks in and Boormann finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Boormann !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Claus Boormann !
Claus Boormann very nearly forgot to thank Arcticus University: London amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 30, 2016

#R1##CL#
Lim drives through and clinches with Falwell against the cage.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Lim will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Falwell up against the cage.
Falwell tries to pull guard but Lim won't allow it. #BC#
Lim breaks the clinch.
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Lim moves out of range easily. #TD#
Lim shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Falwell napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Lim advances nicely into full mount.
Falwell really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lim. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Lim has hold of Falwell's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Falwell manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Poor strikes thrown by Lim there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Lim looking to control and managing it successfully.
Lim misses with a head shot.#T1#
Falwell is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Falwell is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Lim controlling his opponent.
You get the feeling that Falwell really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Lim controlling from the full mount.
Lim has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Lim looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Lim looking to control and managing it successfully. #SUB#
Lim has hold of Falwell's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Falwell manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger. #T2#
Falwell is trying to stand up.
Lim lands a big elbow.
Lim controlling the pace for now.
Falwell blocking the ground and pound.
Lim controlling from the full mount.
Falwell is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Lim tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Lim working Falwell over with strikes here. #ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Lim thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Falwell is still in real trouble! Can Lim finish him?#SUB#
Lim working for a guillotine from mount but Falwell is in no mood to give up.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lim sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T3##SU#
Lim stands up from mount. Strange move. #TD#
Lim changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Falwell looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Falwell parries the strikes from Lim easily there. Lim is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Falwell to escape.
Lim postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly. #SU#
Lim decides to stand back up. #CL#
Lim forces Falwell back against the cage and clinches.
Lim unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Falwell! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Lim is unloading with more strikes now! Falwell drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Xi Lim!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 22, 2016

#R1#
A head kick misses from Falwell.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!#TD2#
Falwell gets caught flat footed, as Ciccone shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Ciccone is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Ciccone drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Ciccone seems to have locked his on tight now - Falwell screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Ciccone, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Enrico Ciccone!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 05, 2016

#R1#
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rizal, as that shot connected.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses.
Falwell walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rizal is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Yahweh Falwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Rizal gets a clinch.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Rizal finish him?#TD#
Rizal ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Rizal no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Rizal is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB#
Rizal looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Falwell is defending well. Rizal quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Falwell has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Rizal celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jose Rizal!
Jose Rizal seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 11, 2016

#R1#
Falwell throws a lazy head kick
and Mendes counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Falwell thinking.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell throws a head kick that misses
letting Mendes counter with a right hand. #TD2#
Mendes feints and as Falwell raises his hands in defense, Mendes changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Mendes is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Mendes's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Mendes landing some decent shots from guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mendes is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Mendes scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#T1#
Mendes controlling from the top position.
It looks like Mendes might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
More stalling from Mendes.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mendes avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt. #TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Falwell enables Mendes to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Falwell manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Mendes postures up and lands a big shot to Falwell's brow. #ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Mendes sitting in guard here, content to control.
Oh Falwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mendes landing with the ground and pound.
Mendes loads up on a big left hand. Falwell felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Mendes looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Falwell can't hide his disappointment, as Mendes celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jake Mendes!
After winning the bout, Jake Mendes thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 08, 2016

#R1##TD#
Falwell gets caught flat footed, as Mendes shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell wants to stand but Mendes is controlling the position.
Mendes content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mendes distracts Falwell with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Mendes has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mendes sitting in guard here, content to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mendes's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T1#
Mendes won't allow Falwell to get back to his feet.
Mendes lands a couple of elbows.
Mendes seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Mendes distracts Falwell with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mendes controlling from the top position.
Further stalling from Mendes.
Mendes seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Falwell for as long as he can get away with.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Falwell is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick #TD#
and Mendes counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. #T3#
Mendes content to control rather than advance.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Mendes is stinking the place up with his stalling.#SUB#
Mendes is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB#
Mendes is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Mendes content to control rather than advance.
Falwell really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mendes. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T4#
Falwell wants to get back to his feet.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Mendes continues to stall.#SUB#
Mendes is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Falwell doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mendes.
Mendes slows the pace down in half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Falwell has hold of Mendes's hands but Mendes slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Mendes dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##TD#
Mendes looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Mendes won't allow Falwell to get back to his feet.
Mendes is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
More hug and hope from Mendes.
Jake Mendes overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Falwell is breathing heavily.
Falwell is looking to stand up but Mendes isn't so interested in that idea. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T1#
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt. #TD#
Mendes shoots in and bounces Falwell off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Mendes slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Mendes scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#ROC#
Falwell is rocked!
Mendes distracts Falwell with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Falwell is still in real trouble! Can Mendes finish him?
Mendes looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Falwell is looking to stand up but Mendes isn't so interested in that idea.
Mendes controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Mendes scoring with some ground and pound.
Mendes not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Mendes arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Falwell's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jake Mendes!
Jake Mendes seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.

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