PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Bobby (ranked 3343 p4p, 123 weight class) and Simon Udovich (ranked 3258 p4p, 122 weight class). Udovich has chosen Godzilla Remix as his entrance music. Simon Udovich will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Bobby
vs
Udovich

205 cm
31
280 lbs
18 - 9 - 1

225 cm
30
764 lbs
15 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 1, fighting out of New York, Big Bobby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simon Udovich!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Udovich's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bobby under the eye.

It looks like Big Bobby has been cut.
Bobby misses with an uppercut. Udovich saw that one coming.
Udovich throws a lazy uppercut

and Bobby counters with a crisp right hand that drops Udovich! Bobby lets Udovich back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Udovich is rocked!

It looks like Simon Udovich has been cut.
Udovich throws a poor cross that misses
and Bobby rattles Udovich with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Udovich tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Bobby dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Udovich stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Big Bobby!
A relieved looking Big Bobby thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Simon Udovich had this to say: 'Simon *gasp* so *gasp* tired. Simon no do running. Oooo!!! Look at the funny birdies! Simon go night, night now.'.