PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santas Bitch (ranked 5217 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Means (ranked 4821 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Bitch
vs
Means

194 cm
18
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santas Bitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock Means!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Means swings for the body but Bitch moves out of range.
Bitch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fighters circling - Means throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Means drops his hands momentarily and Bitch takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

It looks like Brock Means has been cut.
Means lands a right hook to the body.
Means throws a shot from downtown. Bitch moves away and avoids it.
Means lands a nice hook to Bitch's body. Bitch takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Means throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bitch.
A lazy left from Bitch finds it's target.
Santas Bitch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch cracks Means with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Means.
Means scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A big right from Means misses.
Means looks to land a right hand but Bitch moved out of range.
Means tests Bitch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bitch scores with a jab.
Means lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bitch circles away quickly and effectively.
Bitch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Means.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch misses with a looping left.

Bitch clinches up against the cage.
Bitch lands with a right to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bitch presses Means against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Means looks winded!
Bitch lands a right hand that snaps the head of Means backwards.
Bitch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bitch misses with a punch to the body.
Means is trying to stall.
Bitch throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch misses with a punch on the inside.
Bitch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That has opened up Brock Means's cut even more.
Bitch scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bitch lands an uppercut.
Bitch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Means backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bitch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Meanss head.
Means takes a shot to the head.
Bitch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bitch lands a shoulder strike.
Bitch cracks Means with a nice body shot.
Bitch lands with a light punch inside.
Bitch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bitch.
Bitch throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bitch tries to work over Means's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bitch lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Means trying to stall but Bitch improves his position.
Bitch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Meanss head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Bitch fails to land.
A right hand to the body from Bitch.
Bitch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bitch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bitch digs a right hand into Means's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Means's gas tank.
Bitch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bitch.
Bitch throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bitch lands a shoulder strike.
Bitch lands with a short shot to the head.
Means blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bitch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Means backwards.

The cut above Brock Means's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bitch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Means takes a shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bitch.

Means is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Means is still on wobbly legs! Can Bitch finish him?
Bitch lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Means.
Means seems to have recovered his senses.
A right hook to the body lands for Bitch.
Bitch lands with a right to the head.
Bitch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Means backwards.
Bitch lands with a left to the head.
Bitch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Meanss head.
Bitch tries to work over Means's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Means prevents a body shot from Bitch.
Bitch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Brock Means's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Means prevents a body shot from Bitch.
Bitch scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice left hand lands by Bitch.
Bitch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bitch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Santas Bitch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brock Means's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Means ducks into an uppercut from Bitch and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Santas Bitch!