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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ted Bundy (ranked 577 p4p, 26 weight class) and Super SuperHeavyWeight (ranked 571 p4p, 25 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Super SuperHeavyWeight was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ted Bundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Super SuperHeavyWeight!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SuperHeavyWeight scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a jab when Bundy was well out of range.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a double jab.
Bundy slips a jab from SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SuperHeavyWeight loads up on a big right hand but Bundy slips the punch.
Bundy half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A left lands for SuperHeavyWeight.
It looks like Ted Bundy has been cut.
SuperHeavyWeight swings for the body but Bundy moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch combination from SuperHeavyWeight misses.
Bundy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but SuperHeavyWeight was well out of range. Poor timing from Bundy.
SuperHeavyWeight lands with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight loads up on a big right hand but Bundy slips the punch.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a wild combination.
Bundy drops down looking for a counter takedown but SuperHeavyWeight sprawls and moves away.
Bundy moves out of range of the strikes.
SuperHeavyWeight throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bundy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bundy drops down looking for a counter takedown but SuperHeavyWeight sprawls and moves away.
SuperHeavyWeight scores with a three punch combo!
Bundy avoids the body shot from SuperHeavyWeight.
It looked like Bundy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
SuperHeavyWeight swings for the body but Bundy moves out of range.
SuperHeavyWeight connects with the punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy throws a good cross that connects.
It looks like Super SuperHeavyWeight has been cut.
Bundy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
SuperHeavyWeight walks into a straight right hand from Bundy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bundy avoids the body shot from SuperHeavyWeight.
Bundy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from SuperHeavyWeight.
Bundy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SuperHeavyWeight.
Bundy half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bundy misses with a series of wild punches.
Despite the aggression on SuperHeavyWeight's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a wild body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy throws out a loose jab but SuperHeavyWeight uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bundy misses with a looping left.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a looping right.
Bundy misses with a double jab.
SuperHeavyWeight steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Bundy.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a wild body shot.
Bundy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with an uppercut.
Bundy appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bundy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but SuperHeavyWeight was well out of range. Poor timing from Bundy.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a slapping body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - SuperHeavyWeight throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bundy avoids the body shot from SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight misses the shot to the body.
Bundy half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A jab from SuperHeavyWeight misses.
Bundy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
SuperHeavyWeight tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bundy was well out of range. Poor timing from SuperHeavyWeight.
Bundy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bundy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
SuperHeavyWeight swings for the body but Bundy moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bundy slips a straight right by SuperHeavyWeight.
Bundy half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Super SuperHeavyWeight dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
SuperHeavyWeight swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bundy half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bundy. SuperHeavyWeight does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bundy throws a good cross that connects.
SuperHeavyWeight jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bundy appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bundy takes one to the side of the head.
The fighters circling - SuperHeavyWeight throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SuperHeavyWeight ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
SuperHeavyWeight swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bundy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
SuperHeavyWeight is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
SuperHeavyWeight scores with a hook.
Ted Bundy's cut is getting worse.
Bundy ducks under a wild hook from SuperHeavyWeight.
Super SuperHeavyWeight is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
SuperHeavyWeight lands with a good body shot.
Bundy takes one to the chin there.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a jab when Bundy was well out of range.
Bundy feinted with a counter takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
SuperHeavyWeight lands with a nice body punch.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Bundy might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
SuperHeavyWeight smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Ted Bundy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Super SuperHeavyWeight seems to be getting the better of the standup.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from SuperHeavyWeight.
Bundy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as SuperHeavyWeight throws out the jab.
SuperHeavyWeight scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bundy doesn't seem bothered though.
Bundy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A jab from SuperHeavyWeight misses.
SuperHeavyWeight just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bundy.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a nice looking body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a body punch but Bundy moves out of range.
SuperHeavyWeight misses the shot to the body.
Bundy tries to counter with a takedown but SuperHeavyWeight is quick to defend against it.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bundy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a right hand that Bundy ducks under and follows up with a left that Bundy also avoids with ease.
Bundy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bundy manages to avoid it.
Bundy half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bundy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SuperHeavyWeight.
Bundy feinted with a counter takedown.
Bundy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bundy defending well as SuperHeavyWeight loads up on a big left hand.
SuperHeavyWeight looks to land a left hand but Bundy moved out of range nicely.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a jab when Bundy was well out of range.
Bundy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SuperHeavyWeight.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bundy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Super SuperHeavyWeight showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Bundy wants to clinch.
Nice shot by SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a hook.
Bundy appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SuperHeavyWeight scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
SuperHeavyWeight throws an overhand right that lands on Bundy's shoulder, as Bundy tries to avoid the shot.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bundy.
Bundy appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
SuperHeavyWeight swings for the body but Bundy moves out of range.
Bundy ducks under a wild hook from SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bundy moves away.
SuperHeavyWeight lands with a cross.
Jeez, Ted Bundy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Bundy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bundy scores with a jab. SuperHeavyWeight acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a body shot but no joy.
SuperHeavyWeight throws a looping overhand right but Bundy ducks down to avoid it.
Bundy drops down looking for a counter takedown but SuperHeavyWeight sprawls and moves away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
SuperHeavyWeight let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
SuperHeavyWeight swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bundy counters with a shoot takedown. SuperHeavyWeight fights it but they end up in guard.
SuperHeavyWeight controlling Bundy's posture.
Bundy working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bundy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bundy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bundy is looking to work some ground and pound but SuperHeavyWeight has wrist control.
SuperHeavyWeight controlling Bundy's posture.
Bundy with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
SuperHeavyWeight looking to control.
SuperHeavyWeight has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
SuperHeavyWeight preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
SuperHeavyWeight is trying to control the position but Bundy postures up.
SuperHeavyWeight working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bundy.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bundy's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
SuperHeavyWeight avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bundy scoring with punches to the head and body.
SuperHeavyWeight preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bundy throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as SuperHeavyWeight works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bundy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bundy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bundy postures up in SuperHeavyWeight's guard and throws a big left but SuperHeavyWeight blocks it.
Bundy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bundy is looking to work some ground and pound but SuperHeavyWeight has wrist control.
SuperHeavyWeight really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bundy. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
SuperHeavyWeight is controlling Bundy's posture.
Bundy throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as SuperHeavyWeight works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bundy throwing strikes from guard but SuperHeavyWeight blocks nicely.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if SuperHeavyWeight can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bundy throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as SuperHeavyWeight works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
SuperHeavyWeight avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
SuperHeavyWeight preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
SuperHeavyWeight preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
SuperHeavyWeight trying to keep a closed guard but Bundy is proving a slippery customer.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bundy throwing strikes but missing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bundy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ted Bundy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think SuperHeavyWeight has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super SuperHeavyWeight!
Super SuperHeavyWeight seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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