PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Udovich (ranked 2138 p4p, 94 weight class) and Kenrick Nikil Jr (ranked 1169 p4p, 60 weight class). Udovich comes to the ring accompanied by Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says. Nikil Jr comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Dark Horse - Andrew Baena kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Udovich
vs
Nikil Jr

225 cm
30
730 lbs
15 - 15 - 0

195 cm
26
292 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simon Udovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kenrick Nikil Jr!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shigeki Fujiwara and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nikil Jr slips under a jab.
Nikil Jr unleashes a big counter combination but Udovich bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Simon Udovich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Udovich throws a looping overhand right but Nikil Jr ducks down to avoid it.
Nikil Jr blocks a jab.
Nikil Jr tries to counter by closing the distance.
Udovich rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Nikil Jr counters with a series of strikes that really hurt Udovich! The ref looks into his eyes and sees nobody home - he's called the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kenrick Nikil Jr!
After the big win, Kenrick Nikil Jr made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Hot Spunk and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
The defeated Simon Udovich had this to say: 'Simon *gasp* so *gasp* tired. Simon no do running. Oooo!!! Look at the funny birdies! Simon go night, night now.'.