PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Caspar Milquetoast (ranked 4078 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Schwartzmuller (ranked 22721 p4p, 0 weight class). Caspar Milquetoast has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Milquetoast
vs
Schwartzmuller

176 cm
18
180 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

175 cm
24
180 lbs
2 - 9 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent knees
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Caspar Milquetoast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hans Schwartzmuller!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Saam Ante and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schwartzmuller fails in his attempt to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Milquetoast on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schwartzmuller uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lunges at Schwartzmuller with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Schwartzmuller's hand.

It looks like Hans Schwartzmuller has been cut.
Milquetoast throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Schwartzmuller.

Schwartzmuller closes the distance and clinches.
A right hook to the body lands for Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Milquetoast lands a left hand.
Schwartzmuller misses with an elbow strike.
Milquetoast wants to get back to striking at distance but Schwartzmuller won't allow it.
Milquetoast is trying to force a seperation but Schwartzmuller has the dominant position.
Milquetoast blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schwartzmuller's elbow.
Schwartzmuller misses with a body punch.
Schwartzmuller crunches a lovely knee into Milquetoast's ribcage.
Schwartzmuller missing with knees to the body.
A short right from Milquetoast.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schwartzmuller is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Milquetoast is defending well for now.
Milquetoast is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Milquetoast is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Milquetoast tries to break free but Schwartzmuller pushes him back against the cage.
Milquetoast is trying to force a seperation but Schwartzmuller has the dominant position.
Schwartzmuller is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Milquetoast is defending well for now.

Milquetoast pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Milquetoast bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schwartzmuller walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Milquetoast tries a head kick but it misses.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking body shot.
Schwartzmuller tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Schwartzmuller tries to clinch there but Milquetoast circles away.
Caspar Milquetoast is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Milquetoast thuds a left hand into Schwartzmuller's body.
Schwartzmuller misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Milquetoast's corner calls for a 1-2. Milquetoast obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

Schwartzmuller gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Schwartzmuller tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Milquetoast avoids it.
Schwartzmuller is struggling to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwartzmuller landing some nice looking knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Milquetoast lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Knees to the body from Schwartzmuller.
Knees to the body from Schwartzmuller.
Schwartzmuller is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Schwartzmuller is looking to take this one to the mat.
Milquetoast blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Milquetoast has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Milquetoast blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Schwartzmuller misses with a punch on the inside.
Milquetoast wants to break the clinch but can't.
Milquetoast content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Schwartzmuller landing knees to the head.
Schwartzmuller putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Milquetoast in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast managing to block the knees to the body from Schwartzmuller.
Schwartzmuller tries a body shot but Milquetoast blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Schwartzmuller is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Milquetoast is defending well for now.
A frustrated look appears on Milquetoast's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Schwartzmuller is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Schwartzmuller tries a body shot but Milquetoast blocks it.
Milquetoast lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schwartzmuller backwards.
Milquetoast wants to break free but Schwartzmuller has control.
Milquetoast lands with a short shot to the head.
Milquetoast managing to block the knees to the body from Schwartzmuller.

Milquetoast breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Schwartzmuller has taken the fight to the clinch.
Milquetoast is trying to break the clinch but Schwartzmuller is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwartzmuller missing with knees to the body.

Schwartzmuller breaks the clinch.
Milquetoast motions for Schwartzmuller to come forward. Milquetoast throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast stuns Schwartzmuller with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Milquetoast scores with a decent looking hook.
Milquetoast connects with an inside leg kick.
Schwartzmuller tries to clinch up.
Schwartzmuller tries to bum rush Milquetoast with a series of wild strikes but Milquetoast uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Milquetoast misses with an attempted mid kick.
Milquetoast rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Schwartzmuller moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Milquetoast throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Schwartzmuller stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Schwartzmuller looks winded!

Milquetoast lands a big head kick that sends Schwartzmuller tumbling to the mat! Milquetoast takes a step backwards and waves Schwartzmuller back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Schwartzmuller is rocked!
Milquetoast goes for a small jab and connects. Now Milquetoast goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Schwartzmuller stumbles back but Milquetoast runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Schwartzmuller to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Schwartzmuller will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Caspar Milquetoast!