PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zyd Xydddddddddd (ranked 4847 p4p, 552 weight class) and Dierk Ueli (ranked 5754 p4p, 594 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Zyd Xydddddddddd has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Zyd Xydddddddddd seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Xydddddddddd
vs
Ueli

180 cm
26
210 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

184 cm
27
202 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Zyd Xydddddddddd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Dierk Ueli!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xydddddddddd scores with a nice right hand.

It looks like Dierk Ueli has been cut.

Xydddddddddd gets caught flat footed, as Ueli shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Ueli stops Xydddddddddd from standing up.
Ueli connects with a couple of short punches.
Ueli distracts Xydddddddddd with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Ueli showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Xydddddddddd on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Xydddddddddd tries to get out of the position.
Let's hope that Ueli has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Ueli cracks Xydddddddddd with a solid left hand.
Ueli makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ueli prevents Xydddddddddd from getting back to his feet.
Ueli is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Ueli postures up and lands a big shot to Xydddddddddd's brow.
Ueli stays in close to Xydddddddddd's body and controls the position.
Ueli sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Xydddddddddd's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ueli working the head and body with strikes.

Xydddddddddd is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Ueli pulls his head out easily.
Ueli lands strikes from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Ueli is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Xydddddddddd is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dierk Ueli!
Dierk Ueli decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.