PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Orion Soulburn (ranked 1185 p4p, 157 weight class) and Chew Kok (ranked 2255 p4p, 290 weight class). Kok has chosen Back from the grave-by GRAVE as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Chew Kok was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Soulburn
vs
Kok

185 cm
25
188 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

180 cm
26
197 lbs
10 - 5 - 3

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Orion Soulburn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 3, fighting out of Hilo, Chew Kok!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Soulburn misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kok uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Soulburn.
Chew Kok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kok ducks under a wild hook from Soulburn.
Kok looks to land a right hand but Soulburn moved out of range.
Kok moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Orion Soulburn has been cut.
Kok thumps Soulburn with a low kick.
Soulburn on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've been hearing reports that Soulburn has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Kok chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kok misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Soulburn.
Soulburn throws a wild hook but Kok just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Soulburn gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Kok raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chew Kok!
Chew Kok took some time post fight to say the following; 'Sam witcher i just made you my bitch.... FUCK EFA!!!! SHIT PAY FROM A SHIT ORG CAN'T BE HAPPIER TO LEAVE THIS SHITHOLE!!'.