PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Bell (ranked 4964 p4p, 180 weight class) and Bored Cheat (ranked 6638 p4p, 221 weight class). Bell comes to the cage accompanied by The Beast- Tech N9ne. Bored Cheat has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bell
vs
Cheat

225 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

205 cm
24
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Hates pizza

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Paul Bell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bored Cheat!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheat shoots in for a double leg but Bell sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Cheat throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Cheat gets a takedown into half guard.

Bell kicks off Cheat and gets to his feet.
Cheat shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheat defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bell.
Cheat is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Cheat throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cheat pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bell.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bell misses with a kick to the body.
No luck for Cheat with that takedown attempt.
Paul Bell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bored Cheat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheat closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bell circles away.
Bell attempts a counter takedown but Cheat avoids it well and moves away.
Cheat misses with a takedown attempt - Bell sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cheat shoots for a double leg takedown but Bell sprawls well. He's pushed Cheat's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bell wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Cheat shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cheat shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bell sprawls well. Bell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cheat gets slowly back to his feet.
Cheat doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bell counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bell shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheat tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bell goes for a double leg but Cheat avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cheat continues to drive forward.

Cheat has managed to clinch.
Cheat slows down the pace here.
Cheat misses with a knee strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Cheat gets underhooks to prevent Bell's takedown attempt.
Bell misses with a punch on the inside.
Bell has Cheat pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Cheat manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Stalling in the clinch from Cheat.
Cheat lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Paul Bell has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheat taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Cheat looking to throw knees to the head but Bell is blocking nicely.
Bell looking for a takedown.
Cheat slows down the pace here.
Bell takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cheat using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The referee calls for Cheat to work.
Stalling in the clinch from Cheat.
Cheat tries a knee to the head but Bell blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheat lands a knee to the head.
Cheat throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cheat tries a knee to the head but Bell blocks it.
The referee is keeping an eye on Cheat - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Cheat has Bell pressed against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bored Cheat.

Bell moves into the clinch.
Cheat taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Cheat with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A knee to the head by Cheat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheat tries a knee to the head but Bell blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bored Cheat dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Paul Bell's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bell shoots in for a takedown but Cheat shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cheat fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bell avoids it really well and circles away.
Cheat throws a head kick that misses.
Cheat tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bell shoots in looking for a takedown but Cheat manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bell's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Bell stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bell wants it to stay on the feet.
Bell shoots in for a takedown but Cheat shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Paul Bell. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bell shoots in for a double leg but Cheat sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Bell has Cheat up against the cage in a clinch.
Bell working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheat is stalling here.
Cheat lands a nice knee to the body.
Bored Cheat seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Cheat obliges.
Cheat scores with a knee to the head.
Cheat putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bell in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bell tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cheat lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Cheat is stalling here.
Bell jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cheat walks away with a smile on his face. Bell gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Cheat has managed to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Cheat.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Cheat takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cheat lands a big knee! That's hurt Bell! Oh, he's all over the place! Cheat lands another knee that sends Bell to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bored Cheat!