PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mussy Bucknut (ranked 4849 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chief Queef (ranked 6141 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bucknut
vs
Queef

179 cm
25
175 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

186 cm
18
186 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Woodshins' Ship

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mussy Bucknut!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chief Queef!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Queef tries to clinch up.
Bucknut lands a head shot.
Bucknut keeps the fight on the outside.
Bucknut works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bucknut.

Queef takes the fight into the clinch.
Queef prevents a body shot from Bucknut.
Bucknut lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bucknut just leaning against Queef, taking a breather.
Queef tries to work over Bucknut's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Queef lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Bucknut lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Bucknut breaks from the clinch.
Queef drops his hands momentarily and Bucknut takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Queef moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bucknut connects with a jab.
Queef takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bucknut is looking to slow Queef down with leg kicks.
Bucknut circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bucknut appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

Queef moves into the clinch.
Queef misses with a hook to the ribs.
Queef swings wildly with an uppercut but Bucknut uses good head movement to avoid it.
Queef misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bucknut slows down the pace here.
A shot in the inside from Bucknut.
Bucknut tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bucknut goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Queef misses with a hook to the ribs.
Queef goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Queef throws a punch but it's blocked by Bucknut.
Queef throws a head punch that misses.
Queef swings wildly with an uppercut but Bucknut uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bucknut blocking some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Queef misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Bucknut.
Bucknut swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bucknut misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bucknut.
Queef cracks Bucknut with a nice body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Bucknut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bucknut prevents a body shot from Queef.
Queef blocks a body shot from Bucknut.
Queef tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bucknut just stands there and leans against the cage.
Queef misses with a punch to the body.
Queef lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bucknut backwards.
Queef working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Bucknut misses with some punches.
Queef lands a shoulder strike.
Bucknut lands a hook that snaps the head of Queef backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Queef.
Queef makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Queef fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Queef fails to land.
Queef misses with a body punch.
Queef blocks an uppercut.
Stalling in the clinch from Bucknut.
Bucknut lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bucknut wants to stall.
Bucknut can't find room to land a body shot as Queef controls the action.
Queef tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bucknut just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bucknut lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Queef or not.
A right hand to the body from Bucknut.
Bucknut looking to stall.
Queef misses with the head strike.
Bucknut makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bucknut is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bucknut misses with a punch to the body.
Queef stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bucknut misses with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Bucknut - that landed with a thud.
Bucknut lands with a right to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Bucknut.
Bucknut misses with some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bucknut displaying some good clinch control by pressing Queef up against the cage.
Bucknut tries to throw a body punch but Queef avoids it by throwing Bucknut back against the cage.
Queef swings wildly with an uppercut but Bucknut uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bucknut goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Queef throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bucknut is breathing heavily.
Bucknut has a couple of punches blocked by Queef.
Queef misses with the head strike.
Bucknut blocks an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Queef blocks an uppercut.
Bucknut can't find room to land a body shot as Queef controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mussy Bucknut dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Bucknut works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Bucknut swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bucknut swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mussy Bucknut seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bucknut ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bucknut fails to land with a series of punches.
Queef tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bucknut.
Bucknut lands a jab to Queef's midsection.
Donk. Bucknut catches Queef right on the button with a cross.
Bucknut swats away the attempt to clinch by Queef.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donk. Bucknut catches Queef right on the button with a cross.
Queef tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bucknut appears to be looking for a big counter.
Queef tries to clinch up.
Bucknut connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Queef momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bucknut circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bucknut misses with a double jab
and Queef cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Mussy Bucknut has been cut.
Bucknut cracks a nice hook into Queef's ribs.
Bucknut avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Queef takes a jab right on the kisser.
Queef tries to clinch there but Bucknut circles away.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bucknut swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Queef gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bucknut looking to slow down the pace here.

Bucknut breaks from the clinch.
Queef moves in looking to clinch but Bucknut pushes him off.
Queef tries to clinch up.
Decent striking displayed by Bucknut there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Queef is looking to clinch but Bucknut is avoiding it.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bucknut swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Queef tries to clinch up but Bucknut circles away and keeps his distance.
Queef takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bucknut digs a good hook to Queef's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bucknut darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bucknut is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Queef can do to turn this around?
Queef tries to clinch up
and Bucknut counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Queef wants to clinch.

Bucknut gets a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Bucknut.
Queef blocking some punches.
Queef fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Bucknut breaks from the clinch.
Queef tries to clinch but Bucknut moves out of range.
Queef wants to clinch up but Bucknut keeps it at a distance.
Queef walks into a straight right hand from Bucknut.
Bucknut fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Queef looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Queef tries to clinch
and Bucknut makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bucknut scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Queef doesn't seem bothered though.
The fight stays on the outside here - Queef looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bucknut circles away from the clinch attempt.
Queef fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mussy Bucknut is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Queef is looking to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bucknut avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bucknut dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Queef. That did some damage!

Queef clinches.
Queef misses with the head strike.
Bucknut doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Queef manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Queef is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bucknut trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bucknut wants to get up but he can't break Queef's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Queef bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bucknut's guard.

Queef looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mussy Bucknut dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mussy Bucknut's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Bucknut lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Queef tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bucknut manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bucknut lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bucknut swats away the attempt to clinch by Queef.
No joy there for Bucknut, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bucknut.
Bucknut connects with a solid leg kick.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Bucknut swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Queef tries to clinch there but Bucknut circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bucknut paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bucknut throws a series of punches but Queef avoids them all with ease.
Bucknut getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice body punch from Bucknut.
Bucknut keeps the fight on the outside.
Queef's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Queef tries to clinch up but Bucknut circles away and keeps his distance.

Queef moves into the clinch successfully.
Bucknut prevents a body shot from Queef.
Bucknut slows down the pace here.
Bucknut throws a punch but it's blocked by Queef.
Bucknut fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Queef fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Queef.
Queef misses with a short punch on the inside.
Queef tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bucknut's elbow.
Bucknut can't find room to land a body shot as Queef controls the action.
Bucknut misses with a punch on the inside.
Queef can't find room to land a body shot as Bucknut controls the action.

Bucknut's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Queef wants to clinch
and Bucknut counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bucknut buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bucknut scores with a one two! Queef had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Bucknut scores with a one two! Queef had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bucknut scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Queef tries to clinch up.

Bucknut clinches up against the cage.
Queef misses with a hook from the clinch.
Queef throws a punch but it's blocked by Bucknut.

Bucknut breaks the clinch.
Bucknut scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Queef gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Queef tries to throw a body punch but Bucknut avoids it by throwing Queef back against the cage.
Bucknut tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Bucknut breaks the clinch.
Bucknut avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Good leg kick by Bucknut there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bucknut works Queef's body with a nice hook.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Bucknut swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Queef wants to clinch up but Bucknut keeps it at a distance.
Bucknut connects with a body shot that sends Queef's belly button to the back.
Bucknut scores with a hook to the body. Queef takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Queef tries to clinch up
and Bucknut counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Queef wants to clinch.
Queef tries to clinch but Bucknut moves away
enabling Bucknut to counter with a crisp jab.
Bucknut with a hook.
Queef has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

Bucknut drives through and clinches with Queef against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bucknut looking to stall.
Bucknut blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bucknut lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Queef can't find room to land a body shot as Bucknut controls the action.
Queef blocking some punches.
Queef misses with a punch on the inside.
Chief Queef has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bucknut blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chief Queef seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Queef throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bucknuts head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bucknut.
Bucknut lands a left hand.
Bucknut misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bucknut blocking some punches.
Bucknut lands a shoulder strike.
Queef misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Bucknut.
Mussy Bucknut is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bucknut struggles to land a body shot inside as Queef controls his hands.
A right hook to the body lands for Bucknut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mussy Bucknut showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bucknut, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mussy Bucknut!