PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jos Bos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bos
vs
Johnson

188 cm
20
188 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

179 cm
22
200 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

TKO Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jos Bos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Turd Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Thiago Cunha and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bos stuffs the takedown.
Bos fails to land with a series of punches.
A jab from Bos finds it's way through Johnson's defenses.

It looks like Turd Johnson has been cut.
Bos lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Johnson circles away quickly and effectively.
Bos drops Johnson with a left and a right! Oh, Johnson is hurt - Bos dives into side control looking to finish!

Johnson is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You can see the frustration on Johnson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Johnson is still in real trouble! Can Bos finish him?
Johnson seems to have recovered his senses.
Bos tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Johnson is trying to get back to half guard.

Bos stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Johnson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bos moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bos darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Johnson tries to clinch there but Bos circles away.
Bos throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bos misses with a wild combination.
Johnson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Johnson looks gassed!
Bos digs a good body shot into Johnson's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bos swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bos scores with a jab to the body.
Bos fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bos drops Johnson with a left right combo! Bos follows him down to the ground into side control.

Bos decides to stand back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bos fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Johnson on the side of the head.

That has opened up Turd Johnson's cut even more.
Bos fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Johnson to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Johnson looks to clinch but Bos throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Johnson taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jos Bos!