PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 24 p4p, 4 weight class) and Archibald Knox (ranked 543 p4p, 70 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Slurper
vs
Knox

186 cm
25
195 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

185 cm
25
190 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Archibald Knox!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Knox throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slurper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Knox defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Knox's belly button to the back.
Knox cracks Slurper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Knox takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper jabs Knox to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Slurper lands with a cross.
Slurper throws a body punch but Knox moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knox throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Knox swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knox throws a head kick but Slurper moves out of range.
Knox takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Knox takes one on the button.
Knox has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Knox tries to land a leg kick but Slurper saw it coming and moves away.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Knox manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Knox lands a slapping body shot.
Knox throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper lunges at Knox with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Knox's hand.
Knox blocks a jab.
An inside leg kick from Knox misses.
Knox lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A swing and a miss from Knox.
Slurper lands a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knox takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper's corner calls for a 1-2. Slurper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Knox looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Knox.
Knox missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Knox dodges the punch combination from Slurper.
Slurper throws a body punch but Knox moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Knox on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Knox throws out a leg kick but Slurper moves out of range and Knox only half commits.
Knox misses with a low kick.
Knox throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.

Slurper gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Slurper is working Knox over against the cage.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Knox lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knox lands a shoulder strike.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Knox is trying to push Slurper away but Slurper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Knox misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Knox fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Knox.
Slurper blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Knox is trying to stall.
Knox scores with a hook to the body.
Knox working aggressively here.
Knox misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Knox.
A short right from Slurper.
Slurper works on Knox's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Knox looks winded!
A right hand to the body from Slurper.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Slurper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Knox's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slurper works on Knox's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper lands a left hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.

Knox is rocked!
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Knox is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Knox blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body.
Knox seems to have recovered his senses.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Knox backwards.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Knox backwards.
Knox blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Knox takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Slurper cracks Knox with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Knox looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Slurper finish him?
Knox tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
Knox throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Knox! Slurper dives in looking to finish! Knox is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
After the big win, Snot Slurper made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.