PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 3258 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby TupperII (ranked 9200 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil comes to the cage accompanied by Full Retard. Bobby TupperII told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Pencil
vs
TupperII

185 cm
41
193 lbs
40 - 24 - 0

169 cm
56
181 lbs
31 - 42 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 42 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby TupperII!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TupperII fails with the takedown
and TupperII takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Bobby TupperII has been cut.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from TupperII is defended easily by Pencil.
Pencil throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent TupperII stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pencil thumps TupperII with a low kick.
Pencil moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pencil circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends TupperII tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Pencil wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wooden Pencil!
Wooden Pencil made sure to mention his sponsor, Spartan Nutrition in his post fight interview.