PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Noddy Holder (ranked 3066 p4p, 160 weight class) and Pascal Quantum (ranked 4259 p4p, 218 weight class). Holder comes to the cage accompanied by The loudest voice in Tycoon.. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pascal Quantum was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Holder
vs
Quantum

164 cm
18
142 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

168 cm
19
146 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Determined

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noddy Holder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pascal Quantum!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Holder forces Quantum back against the cage and clinches.
Holder throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Quantum blocks it with crossed arms.
Holder comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Pascal Quantum has been cut.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Quantum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Holder holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quantum's defenses.
Quantum has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Holder after a bit of a struggle.
Holder lands an elbow just above Quantum 's eye.
Quantum is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Holder lands a nice elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quantum throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Quantum takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Quantum takes an elbow to the forehead.

Quantum is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Quantum is still on wobbly legs! Can Holder finish him?
Holder gets underhooks to prevent Quantum's takedown attempt.
Noddy Holder has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pascal Quantum.
A head punch on the inside from Quantum fails to land.
Quantum throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Quantum wants to take the fight to the mat but Holder manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Holder tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Holder comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Quantum wants to stall.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Quantum has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Holder misses with a hook from the clinch.
Holder lands an elbow inside.

That has opened up Pascal Quantum's cut even more.
Quantum wants a takedown.
Quantum taking a breather.
Quantum misses with a punch on the inside.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Holder blocks a body shot from Quantum.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Holder lands a damaging elbow.

The cut above Pascal Quantum's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Holder manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Holder displaying some good clinch control by pressing Quantum up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Quantum in his tracks for a moment.
Holder leaning his opponent against the cage.
Quantum misses with some punches.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quantum's defenses.
Holder leaning his opponent against the cage.
Quantum is working for takedown but Holder is calmly controlling the position for now.
Quantum takes an elbow to the forehead.

Pascal Quantum's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Holder controlling the action here for a moment.
Holder lands an elbow inside that Quantum shrugs off.
Holder gets underhooks to prevent Quantum's takedown attempt.
Quantum misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Holder.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pascal Quantum's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Noddy Holder!
A very excited looking Noddy Holder made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.