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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Nero La Croix (ranked 21027 p4p, 259 weight class) and Dunder Mifflin (ranked 8448 p4p, 157 weight class). La Croix's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, La Meme Chose. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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265 lbs
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256 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
World class boxer
Cardio machine
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nero La Croix!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dunder Mifflin!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mifflin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mifflin connects with a looping right hand.
La Croix takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mifflin throws out a loose jab but La Croix uses good head movement to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from La Croix misses the target.
La Croix lands a lovely overhand right.
Nice cross by Mifflin.
Good shot there by La Croix.
It looks like Dunder Mifflin has been cut.
Mifflin misses with a lunging right hand
and Mifflin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mifflin misses with a jab to the body
and La Croix counters with a body kick that stops Mifflin in his tracks momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters circling - Mifflin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mifflin smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A lazy left from Mifflin finds it's target.
Mifflin throws a big shot that misses.
Mifflin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Mifflin swinging wildly here.
Mifflin throws an off balance right hand
and La Croix connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mifflin misses with a double jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mifflin. La Croix does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mifflin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mifflin looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Mifflin throws a predictable looking body shot
and La Croix counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
No joy there for Mifflin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mifflin misses with a combination
and La Croix counters with a straight right that drops Mifflin on his ass! Mifflin jumps back to his feet. He seems OK to continue so we'll get back to the action.
This has been an exciting period of action!
La Croix moves away from the strike by Mifflin.
It looked like La Croix was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mifflin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mifflin. La Croix does a little dance to reset his feet.
La Croix stuns Mifflin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
La Croix takes a shot to the body in his stride.
La Croix steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mifflin.
Mifflin uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Mifflin avoids the body shot from La Croix.
Mifflin misses with a right hand
and La Croix moves into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mifflin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
La Croix lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mifflin backwards.
La Croix tries a body shot but Mifflin blocks it.
La Croix struggles to land a body shot inside as Mifflin controls his hands.
La Croix works on Mifflin's body with a couple of short punches.
Our sources have told us that La Croix has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
La Croix lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mifflin or not.
Mifflin looks winded!
Still in the clinch, La Croix scores with a nice short uppercut.
La Croix lands an elbow inside.
That has opened up Dunder Mifflin's cut even more.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from La Croix.
La Croix lands a shot to the body.
A short right from La Croix on the inside.
La Croix lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mifflin is rocked!
La Croix creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Mifflin crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Mifflin face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! La Croix takes it with a brutal technical knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Nero La Croix!
Nero La Croix is the new super heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Nero La Croix thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Dunder Mifflin had this to say: 'Even though I have lost the fight I know the money I get means more to save up to buy my bankrupt company back from Sabre and to get a home again, Thanks again folks. Good job Brock!'.
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