PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Voshon Daniels (ranked 2803 p4p, 111 weight class) and Ivar The Boneless (ranked 4123 p4p, 148 weight class). Daniels's entrance music is Here Comes the Pain Train. A fine choice. The Boneless has chosen Valhallas March-by HEAVEN SHALL BURN as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Daniels
vs
The Boneless

198 cm
26
290 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

198 cm
26
285 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Voshon Daniels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ivar The Boneless!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Eliza Hachem and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daniels misses with a straight left.
The Boneless looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Voshon Daniels seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Daniels misses.
The Boneless has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Ivar The Boneless has been cut.
The Boneless avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Boneless blocks the body kick.
The Boneless throws a right and a left that both miss.
The Boneless ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Daniels ducks under a wild hook from The Boneless.
The Boneless lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Daniels misses with a few strikes there.

Daniels moves into the clinch successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Boneless misses with some punches.
The Boneless tries to circle away but Daniels has him pinned against the cage.
Daniels lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Daniels scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Boneless pushes Daniels back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Daniels scores with a shot to the side of The Boneless's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Boneless tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Daniels blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Daniels is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A short right from Daniels.
Daniels tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Daniels throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Bonelesss head.
Daniels blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Daniels lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Daniels softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A hook to the body from Daniels.
The Boneless looks winded!
Daniels lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The Boneless wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Boneless wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A right handed body shot lands from Daniels.
A short uppercut from Daniels.
The Boneless blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daniels scores with a shoulder strike.

That has opened up Ivar The Boneless's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Daniels lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Boneless backwards.
Daniels is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Daniels stalls.
The Boneless's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Daniels lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Daniels with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Boneless misses with a short punch on the inside.
Daniels swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Daniels scores with a nice short uppercut.

The cut above Ivar The Boneless's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

Daniels's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A looping hook to the body misses from Daniels. The Boneless does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Boneless misses with a hook.
Daniels throwing a counter right hand but The Boneless manages to avoid it.

Daniels clinches up with The Boneless and pushes him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Boneless fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Daniels misses with a body punch.
Daniels manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The Boneless can't break the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Daniels.
The Boneless swings wildly with an uppercut but Daniels uses good head movement to avoid it.
Daniels prevents a body shot from The Boneless.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Daniels takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Boneless struggles to land a body shot inside as Daniels controls his hands.
A short right from Daniels.
Come on Daniels - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Daniels.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daniels lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Boneless backwards.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Daniels blocks a body shot from The Boneless.
Daniels presses The Boneless against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Daniels breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Boneless lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
We've been told by Daniels's head coaches at Stark Slugger Society that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The fighters circling - Daniels throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Daniels swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Boneless counters with a straight right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Daniels throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Daniels displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The Boneless avoids the body shot from Daniels.
Daniels throws an overhand right that drops The Boneless like a sack of potatoes! Daniels dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Voshon Daniels!
Voshon Daniels took some time post fight to say the following; 'I'M CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!! WHOOO!!! That's what I'm talking 'bout, baby!!! Now which one of you lovely ring girls wants to ride the train!?! Hell, it don't have ta be just one of you... Damn, girl!!! THAT'S what I'm talking 'bout!!! Show 'em what's UP!!!'.
In defeat, Ivar The Boneless stepped up to the mic, saying 'My training will continue......the belt will be mine.'.