PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cluck Morris (ranked 25505 p4p, 785 weight class) and Who Givesafuck (ranked 25510 p4p, 800 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Morris
vs
Givesafuck

190 cm
19
195 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

185 cm
22
185 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cluck Morris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Who Givesafuck!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Morris tries to close the distance and clinch up but Givesafuck swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sloppy strikes from Morris. Those never looked like landing.
Givesafuck goes for a double leg but Morris avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Morris continues to drive forward.
Givesafuck darts in looking for a takedown but Morris gets double underhooks and turns Givesafuck into the cage.
Givesafuck fails with the takedown.
Cluck Morris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Who Givesafuck.
Givesafuck pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Morris back to the cage. Givesafuck follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Morris ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Givesafuck moves away.
Givesafuck shoots for a double leg takedown but Morris sprawls well. He's pushed Givesafuck's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Morris seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Givesafuck misses with a takedown attempt - Morris sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Givesafuck gets a takedown into half guard.

Morris has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Givesafuck is on him like a limpet, forcing Morris back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Morris drops down looking for an ankle pick but Givesafuck pulls his leg out and moves away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Givesafuck.

Givesafuck closes the distance and clinches.

Givesafuck breaks the clinch.
Givesafuck looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Morris appears to be looking for a big counter.
Givesafuck doesn't manage to clinch there - Morris circles away.
As Givesafuck looks to move away, Morris throws a big counter combo but Givesafuck just gets out of the way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Morris displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Givesafuck.
Morris throws a big counter combination but Givesafuck scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
An inside leg kick lands from Givesafuck.
Morris misses with a wild combination.
Givesafuck stuffs the takedown.
Givesafuck wants to counter the offense by Morris and move into the clinch position.
Morris misses with a jab, cross combination.
Morris misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Givesafuck pushes Morris up against the cage in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Givesafuck lands a hook to the side of the head.
Givesafuck taking a breather.

Givesafuck breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Givesafuck looks to land a combination but Morris avoids it well.
Givesafuck displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Morris.
Givesafuck gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Morris counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Givesafuck throws a head kick that Morris semi-blocks.
Givesafuck fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Who Givesafuck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Givesafuck looks winded!
Givesafuck throws a sloppy head kick
and Morris counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Donk. Morris catches Givesafuck right on the button with a cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Morris lands with a nice combination. Givesafuck backs away looking to recover.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Givesafuck avoids a punch combination nicely.

Morris looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Givesafuck is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Givesafuck holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Givesafuck has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Morris is working away from the top position though.
Givesafuck keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cluck Morris dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Morris shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Givesafuck napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Givesafuck struggling a bit here.

Morris goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Givesafuck has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Morris but great work by Givesafuck.
Givesafuck controlling the position.
Givesafuck cracks Morris with an elbow. That is naaassty.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Givesafuck misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

Givesafuck stands up.
Givesafuck tries for a takedown but Morris sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Morris smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Givesafuck dives in and scores a takedown into Morris's guard.
Morris on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Morris tries to get out of the position.
Morris keeping moving, preventing Givesafuck from controlling successfully.
Givesafuck postures up in Morris's guard and throws a big left but Morris blocks it.
Givesafuck wants to stand but Morris has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Givesafuck has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Givesafuck trying to control but Morris is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Givesafuck displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Morris.
Givesafuck shoots in looking for a takedown but Morris manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Givesafuck's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Some wild striking there from Morris.
Givesafuck fails to land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Givesafuck on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Givesafuck shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Morris sprawls well. Morris wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Givesafuck gets slowly back to his feet.
Cluck Morris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Who Givesafuck.
Givesafuck is breathing heavily.
Givesafuck closes this distance looking for a takedown but Morris circles away.
Morris appears to be looking for a big counter.
Givesafuck gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Morris counters with a three punch combo that has Givesafuck backing up. Givesafuck nods at Morris to acknowledge the strikes.

Morris feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Givesafuck is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Morris dives into side control.

Morris in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Morris scores with a couple of short elbows.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Givesafuck manages to get back to half guard.
Morris wants to lay and pray for a moment but Givesafuck keeps working.
Cluck Morris overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Givesafuck trying to hold on to Morris's head to control him but Morris postures up.
Givesafuck tries to roll over but Morris keeps him under control.
Morris trying to control the action but Givesafuck is working from the bottom.
Morris lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cluck Morris dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Morris stuffs the takedown attempt from Givesafuck. Givesafuck gets slowly back to his feet.
Givesafuck misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Morris lands a nice shot that snaps Givesafuck's head back.
Cluck Morris is winning the standup battle so far.
Morris stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Morris wants it to stay on the feet.
Givesafuck looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Givesafuck tries to clinch but Morris moves away
and Morris counters with a two punch combo.

Givesafuck is rocked!
Givesafuck shoots in but Morris avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Givesafuck is still on wobbly legs! Can Morris finish him?
Cluck Morris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Who Givesafuck.
Morris circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Givesafuck to the canvas! Givesafuck doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Morris keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cluck Morris!