PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Cheese (ranked 21894 p4p, 227 weight class) and Walter Sobchak (ranked 21392 p4p, 221 weight class). Sobchak has chosen Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Cheese
vs
Sobchak

210 cm
23
275 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

215 cm
23
300 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Cheese!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter Sobchak!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Alyssa Summers and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese avoids the body shot from Sobchak.
The fighters circling - Sobchak throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
An attempted straight right counter from Cheese misses the target.
Sobchak throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sobchak tries to land a front kick but Cheese steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cheese moves out of range of the body kick from Sobchak.
It looked like Cheese was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Sobchak.
Sobchak swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sobchak has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Cheese is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Sobchak misses with an uppercut
and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Walter Sobchak has been cut.
Sobchak swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cheese.
Cheese lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sobchak.
Sobchak misses with a low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sobchak.
Sobchak throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cheese misses with an uppercut. Sobchak saw that one coming.
Cheese has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sobchak throws a hook but Cheese avoids it easily.
Cheese swings widly with a right hand
and Sobchak counters with a solid body kick.
Sobchak lands a front kick.
Sobchak misses with the body kick
and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A swing and a miss from Sobchak.
A quick step to the side and Cheese tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Sobchak clinches with his opponent.
Sobchak misses with some punches.
Cheese blocking some punches.
Sobchak has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Cheese can't break the clinch.
Cheese is leaning against Sobchak and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cheese blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sobchak doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sobchak throws a head punch that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Cheese's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cheese pushes Sobchak back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Cheese.
Cheese lands with a left to the head.
A right hand to the body from Cheese.
Sobchak looks winded!
A short right from Cheese on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Cheese.
Cheese lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sobchak prevents a body shot from Cheese.
Sobchak misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short left from Cheese.
Cheese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cheese.
Cheese fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese scores with a shot to the side of Sobchak's head.
Cheese blocking some punches.
Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sobchak backwards.
Sobchak swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sobchak has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.

Cheese's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sobchak takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sobchak staying out of range there.
Cheese thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sobchak throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sobchak doesn't manage to clinch there - Cheese circles away.
Cheese feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sobchaks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cheese avoids the head kick by Sobchak.
Sobchak slips under a jab.
Sobchak throws an off balance right hand
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Sobchak.
Sobchak on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sobchak shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cheese checks the leg kick.
Sobchak keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cheese.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sobchak looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice defenses there by Sobchak.
Cheese throws a right and a left that both miss.
It seemed like Sobchak was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cheese is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Sobchak avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Sobchak on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Sobchak moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sobchak scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cheese takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sobchak attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

Sobchak instigates a clinch.
Sobchak works on Cheese's body with a couple of short punches.
Sobchak swings wildly with an uppercut but Cheese uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sobchak or not.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sobchak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese digs a right hand underneath Sobchak's ribcage. Sobchak let out a lung full of air as it connected.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cheese creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Cheese's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cheese stuns Sobchak with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cheese misses with a hook. Sobchak ducked under it nicely.
Cheese scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Sobchak ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
Cheese pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cheese throws a combination that misses
and Sobchak counters with a straight right hand.
Cheese scores with a sloppy right hand. Sobchak should have avoided that one.
Cheese has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sobchak.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cheese loads up on a big right hand but Sobchak slips the punch.
Cheese on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Cheese tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sobchak was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheese.
Cheese tries to move into range but Sobchak moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dick Cheese will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Walter Sobchak's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Cheese throws a shot to the body.
Cheese walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cheese just misses with a punch to the body.
Dick Cheese is winning the standup battle so far.
Cheese throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Walter Sobchak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sobchak throws out a loose jab but Cheese uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sobchak throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sobchak uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cheese.
Sobchak throws a front kick aimed at Cheese's knee but Cheese avoids it well.
Cheese darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Sobchak swings widly with a right hand
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cheese slips a jab from Sobchak.
Cheese moves out of range of the strikes.
Sobchak misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sobchak throws a right hand that misses

and Cheese counters with a beautiful hook that drops Sobchak to the mat! Will Sobchak be able to recover his senses? The referee starts the count at 3 having sent Cheese to a neutral corner. 4,5,6 and Sobchak is up. He looks OK to continue.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cheese knocks out Sobchak with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Cheese before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Cheese picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Cheese!
Dick Cheese retains his super heavyweight title!
Dick Cheese spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.