PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lolipo Slider (ranked 2828 p4p, 47 weight class) and Kylla Ei (ranked 3750 p4p, 121 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Slider
vs
Ei

187 cm
28
220 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

210 cm
38
289 lbs
36 - 23 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lolipo Slider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kylla Ei!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ei throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Slider slips a straight right by Ei.
Slider scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A jab from Slider does it's job there.
Slider tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ei was well out of range. Poor timing from Slider.
Ei fails to land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Slider on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Slider misses the target.
Slider throws a leg kick but Ei checks it.
Slider misses with an uppercut. Ei saw that one coming.
Ei checks a low kick from Slider.
Ei throws out a counter right but Slider avoids it with no problem.
Slider throws a body punch but Ei moves out of range.
Slider moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
We've been told by Slider's head coaches at Runts Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Slider blocks a jab.
Ei scores with a sloppy right hand. Slider should have avoided that one.
Ei fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Slider looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slider on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Slider swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slider misses with a body shot.

Ei rushes Slider and presses him up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Slider.
Ei throws a head punch that misses.
Slider misses with a punch to the body.
Ei can't find room to land a body shot as Slider controls the action.
Slider misses with an elbow strike.
Ei fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Ei.
Ei throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sliders head.
Ei working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ei lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ei misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ei blocks the elbow strike.
A hook to the body from Ei.
Slider using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Slider lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ei backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slider throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Slider lands an elbow inside that Ei shrugs off.
Ei lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ei misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slider with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ei blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ei swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ei.
Slider looking to throw knees to the head but Ei is blocking nicely.
Slider blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ei lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Slider throws an elbow but misses.
Slider tries to land knees in the clinch but Ei avoids the damage to the body.
Slider lands a knee to the body.
Ei misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slider misses with the head strike.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ei blocking some punches.
Ei is leaning against Slider and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Slider is breathing heavily.
Ei swings wildly with an uppercut but Slider uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ei lands a shot to the body.
Slider blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slider prevents a body shot from Ei.
Slider tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ei tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slider lands an elbow inside that Ei shrugs off.
Ei avoids the elbow strike from Slider, against the cage.
Ei blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ei lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ei lands a shot to the body.
Ei throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sliders head.
A right handed body shot lands from Ei.
Ei lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slider backwards.
Slider tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ei avoids it.
Slider misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ei.
Ei lands with a left to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slider throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ei blocks it with crossed arms.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ei pushes Slider back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Ei lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slider backwards.
Ei misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ei gets through Slider's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Ei fails to land.
Ei lands a hook that snaps the head of Slider backwards.
Ei lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slider can't find room to land a body shot as Ei controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ei.
Ei tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slider's elbow.
Ei lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slider blocks a body shot from Ei.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slider gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Slider throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ei blocks it with crossed arms.
Ei avoids a wild elbow strike from Slider.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ei.
Slider swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kylla Ei dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Slider takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slider avoids the body shot from Ei.
Ei throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slider is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Ei.
Slider walks into a stiff left hand from Ei.

Ei sends Slider crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Ei is motioning to the referee to let Slider up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Slider is rocked!
Slider is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Ei! But no joy.
Oh Slider is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slider stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Slider seems to have got his legs back now.
Kylla Ei seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slider lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Slider throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slider misses with a body shot.
Slider throws a hook but Ei avoids it easily.
Ei lands a jab to Slider's midsection.

Ei cracks Slider with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Slider looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Ei finish him?
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ei slips under a jab.

Slider tries to keep at a distance but Ei has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slider goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slider.
Ei lands with a left to the head.
Ei tries to work over Slider's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slider throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ei blocks it with crossed arms.
A body shot lands from Ei.
Slider throws a knee to the head but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slider.
Ei managing to block the knees to the body from Slider.
Ei swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ei scores with a shot to the side of Slider's head.
Slider wants to stall.
Ei misses with a body punch.
Slider lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ei.
Slider looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Slider stalling in the clinch but Ei improves position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ei.
Slider misses with a knee to the head.
Slider blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slider.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ei.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ei misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ei lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Ei drops Slider onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Slider is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Kylla Ei seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ei lands a shot to the body.
Slider misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ei lands a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Ei.
Ei creates a bit of distance and unloads a huge uppercut that knocks Slider out cold! The ref dives in to break up the two fighters! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kylla Ei!
As Kylla Ei got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Sampo Jambo ur belt is next.'.