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TWGC 19 (265+lbs, D1): Montreal Qualifier - Round 1 PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Professor Dickweed (ranked 2619 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hussein Stahl (ranked 3080 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 5 losses; Professor Dickweed! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Hussein Stahl!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Stahl drives through and clinches with Dickweed against the cage.
Stahl gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Dickweed regains guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Dickweed (0) vs (2) Stahl
Stahl pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dickweed is keeping the position for now.
Stahl sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dickweed's guard.
Stahl is pressing down on Dickweed's thigh, looking to free his foot. Dickweed is holding on for now.
Stahl wants to control but Dickweed is keeping him busy.
The fighters are battling for position here. Dickweed manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Dickweed holds on and takes a little breather.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickweed looking for a sweep. Not yet Dickweed, not yet.
Stahl wants to pass the guard but Dickweed is keeping the position.
Stahl passes Dickweed's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Stahl trying to control from Dickweed's half guard. Dickweed has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stahl stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dickweed swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Stahl is still trying to improve position.
Dickweed has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Dickweed pulls Stahl in close to prevent any damage.
Stahl trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickweed is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
My spies in Touch Of Death Combat Academy inform me that Stahl has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Dickweed has Stahl pulled in close to control his posture.
Dickweed looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stahl is one step ahead there.
Dickweed is adopting a defensive guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stahl wants to control from the top but Dickweed keeps moving.
Dickweed looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Stahl stopping the sweep attempt from Dickweed.
Stahl trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickweed is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dickweed looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Stahl trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickweed is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dickweed is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stahl looking to pass the guard.
Stahl is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Stahl tries to free his leg and advance position but Dickweed is retaining full guard.
Dickweed trying to control the position here.
Stahl stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dickweed swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dickweed manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Stahl manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dickweed (2) vs (2) Stahl
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stahl keeping full guard, as Dickweed tries to pass.
Dickweed might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Stahl has control of Dickweed's left arm, preventing Dickweed from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickweed is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stahl trying to control the position.
Dickweed wants to pass the guard but Stahl is keeping the position.
Stahl looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Stahl working a defensive guard here.
Stahl looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Dickweed puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Stahl is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dickweed pulls his head out easily.
Dickweed prevents Stahl from improving his position.
Stahl is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Dickweed trying to pass the guard but Stahl defending well.
Stahl tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Dickweed has advanced to mount. Uh oh. Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (5) vs (2) Stahl
Dickweed goes for an armbar but Stahl turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Stahl. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dickweed (5) vs (4) Stahl
Dickweed has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Stahl trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickweed is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stahl controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Stahl wants to control from the top but Dickweed keeps moving.
Stahl is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Dickweed pulls Stahl in close to prevent any damage.
Stahl sitting in guard here, content to control.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Stahl slips nicely into half guard.
Dickweed is not content to let Stahl control the position.
Stahl tries to pass the half guard into mount. Dickweed knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Dickweed trying to control here.
Dickweed is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Stahl seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dickweed does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Dickweed wants to get back to full guard.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Stahl trying to mount his opponent but Dickweed defends it.
Stahl is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Stahl is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dickweed is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dickweed has escaped and now he's on top! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dickweed (7) vs (4) Stahl
Stahl had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dickweed defends it easily.
Stahl looking for a sweep. Not yet Stahl, not yet.
Stahl is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed wants to control from the top but Stahl keeps moving.
Dickweed looking to pass the guard.
Dickweed passes Stahl's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Stahl keeping control of the position.
Stahl wants to improve his position but Dickweed is controlling well.
Dickweed wants to pass the guard but Stahl is defending well.
Dickweed trying to advance position but Stahl counters by regaining guard.
Stahl is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Stahl wants to sweep here but Dickweed controlling him for the moment.
Dickweed looking to pass the guard.
Stahl not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dickweed won't allow Stahl to sweep him here.
Dickweed is stalling in the full guard.
Dickweed stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Stahl swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dickweed is working hard here to advance position.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Stahl controls Dickweed momentarily but Dickweed frees himself.
Dickweed is pushing down on Stahl's leg trying to pass to half guard. Stahl is fighting to maintain full guard but Dickweed has managed to sneak the leg through.
Dickweed works his way into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (10) vs (4) Stahl
Dickweed is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Stahl is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Dickweed is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Stahl is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Dickweed tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dickweed has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dickweed trying to control the action but Stahl is working from the bottom.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here.
Stahl struggling a bit here.
Stahl looks to move to half guard but instead Dickweed has passed into mount! Damn! Score +2 for reaching mount: Dickweed (12) vs (4) Stahl
Stahl tries to lock up and control but Dickweed gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Dickweed trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dickweed prevents Stahl from getting the reversal.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Stahl has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
Score +3 for taking back: Dickweed (15) vs (4) Stahl
Dickweed controlling well, preventing Stahl from escaping the position.
Will Dickweed go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Stahl has hold of Dickweed's leg, trying to break free but it's let Dickweed lock up a rear naked choke! This could be big trouble! Stahl is turning an unusual color here… he's out! Dickweed throws him to one side and jumps onto the cage to celebrate with his fans.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 13:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Professor Dickweed! |
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