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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 409 p4p, 56 weight class) and George Salvador (ranked 1147 p4p, 156 weight class). Snot Slurper had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, George Salvador!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Salvador counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Salvador misses with a straight left.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Slurper definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
A jab from Salvador misses.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Salvador ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Salvador throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Salvador uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
A swing and a miss from Salvador.
Slurper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slurper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Salvador clobbers Slurper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Salvador looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Salvador paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A jab from Salvador misses.
Salvador misses with a looping right.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Salvador.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Salvador manages to circle out of the way.
Salvador looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Salvador cracks Slurper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Salvador uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Salvador. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Salvador is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Salvador throws a series of punches but Slurper avoids them all with ease.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Salvador manages to circle out of the way.
Salvador throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Salvador moved out of range nicely.
Salvador gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Slurper instigates a clinch.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Salvador escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Salvador does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Salvador off the cage and back into range.
Salvador might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Salvador throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Salvador lands a nice looking body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Salvador looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Salvador looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Salvador counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Salvador has time to react.
Salvador takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Salvador throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Salvador throws out the jab.
Salvador ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Salvador's shoulder, as Salvador tries to avoid the shot.
Salvador misses with a hook
and Slurper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Salvador manages to avoid it.
Salvador looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Salvador thows a left - swing and a miss!
Salvador avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Salvador throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper slips a jab from Salvador.
A jab from Salvador finds it's way through Slurper's defenses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Salvador does a little dance to reset his feet.
Salvador misses the shot to the body.
Slurper darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Salvador waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Salvador scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper takes a swing at Salvador's ribcage but misses.
Salvador scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Salvador misses with a wild combination.
Salvador jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Salvador throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Salvador jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Salvador takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Salvador throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Salvador ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Salvador moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Slurper ducks under a wild hook from Salvador.
Salvador moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Slurper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Salvador.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Salvador throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Salvador swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Salvador misses with an uppercut.
Slurper moves into the clinch.
A short left from Salvador.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but George Salvador will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Salvador ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Salvador looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A punch lands to the side of Salvador 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Salvador lands a body shot.
Salvador misses with a straight right.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Salvador slips the punch.
Salvador misses with a looping left.
Salvador drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Slurper swings for the body but Salvador moves out of range.
Salvador moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Salvador tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Salvador.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Salvador shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Slurper moves out of range as Salvador strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Salvador.
Jab, jab by Salvador - just one landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
and Salvador counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slurper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Slurper jabs Salvador right on the nose. Salvador blinks but takes it well.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Salvador swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Salvador thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Salvador misses with a body shot.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Salvador counters with a straight right hand.
Salvador swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Salvador missing with a left hand there. Slurper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper rushes Salvador and presses him up against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Salvador controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Salvador scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Salvador controls his hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Salvador's elbow.
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Salvador throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Salvador.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Salvador.
Salvador tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Salvador's head.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Salvadors head.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Salvador.
Salvador blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Salvador prevents a body shot from Slurper.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Salvador blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Salvador tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Salvador.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Salvador uses good head movement to avoid it.
Salvador softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Salvador blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Salvador tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Salvador takes a shot to the head.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Salvador is rocked!
Salvador struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Salvador tries to circle away but Slurper has him pinned against the cage.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Salvador lands with a short shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Salvador misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper pushes Salvador back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Salvador misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Salvador fails to land.
Slurper misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Salvador breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Salvador throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slurper.
Salvador takes one to the side of the head.
A jab from Salvador misses.
Slurper scores with a jab. Salvador acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Salvador is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Salvador's head but Salvador sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Salvador misses the jab.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Salvador manages to circle out of the way.
Slurper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Salvador slips under a jab from Slurper.
Salvador swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Salvador throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snot Slurper dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Salvador avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Salvador seems to have recovered his senses.
Slurper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Salvador on the side of the head.
Jab from Slurper.
Salvador scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Salvador has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Slurper clinches with his opponent.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Salvador's ribcage. Salvador let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Salvador throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Salvador struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Salvador tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Salvador lands with a right to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Salvador misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper works on Salvador's body with a couple of short punches.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Salvador lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Salvador blocking some punches.
A short right from Salvador on the inside.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Salvador takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Salvador misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Salvador.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Salvador swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Salvador misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Salvador working hard to break the clinch.
Salvador is trying to push Slurper away but Slurper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Salvador takes a shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Salvador misses with the head strike.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Salvador blocks an uppercut.
Slurper pushes Salvador back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Salvador with a big uppercut! Salvador tries to clinch up but Slurper pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Salvador to the mat! Salvador covers up and Slurper unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper very nearly forgot to thank Urban Fighter amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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