PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Crack Head (ranked 916 p4p, 124 weight class) and Juan Vasquez (ranked 2619 p4p, 337 weight class). Vasquez has chosen Battery as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Head
vs
Vasquez

186 cm
26
194 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

188 cm
26
192 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Crack Head!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Juan Vasquez!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Bart Greer and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Head waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vasquez.
Vasquez moves out of range as Head strikes.
Vasquez keeps the fight on the outside.
Vasquez takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Head misses with an uppercut. Vasquez saw that one coming.
Head connects with a looping right hand.
Head throws a hook but Vasquez blocks it.
Vasquez throws a counter combo.
Vasquez slips under a jab.
Vasquez is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Vasquez swings for the body but Head moves out of range.
Vasquez avoids the body shot from Head.
Vasquez fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Head throws a shot from downtown. Vasquez moves away and avoids it.
A nice side step and Vasquez releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Vasquez throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Head lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Vasquez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vasquez moves away from the strike by Head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Head takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Head scores with a hook to the body. Vasquez takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Head connects with a right hand. Vasquez shakes it off.
Vasquez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Head connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Vasquez's hands.
Vasquez slips a jab from Head.
Head uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vasquez.
Vasquez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Head manages to avoid it.
Vasquez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Head.
Head takes a swing at Vasquez's ribcage but misses.
Jab, jab by Head - just one landing.
Head tests Vasquez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Head throws a lazy uppercut
and Vasquez counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Head throws a looping overhand right but Vasquez ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vasquez throws a body shot but no joy.
Head tries to counter by clinching up but Vasquez breaks away and moves out of range.
Vasquez takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Head throws out a powerful jab.
Head jabs Vasquez to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Vasquez drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Head closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Vasquez manages to break the clinch.
Head scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Head shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Vasquez takes a swing at Head's ribcage but misses.
Head throws a hook to the side of Vasquez's head but Vasquez sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Head scores with a jab to the body.
Head is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Head uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vasquez.
Vasquez lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Head at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Head tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Vasquez paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Vasquez swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Vasquez swings for the body but Head moves out of range.
It looked like Head wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Vasquez misses the shot to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Vasquez. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Vasquez.
Vasquez cracks Head with a right hand to the side of the head.
Head clobbers Vasquez with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Head throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vasquez doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Head lands a jab to Vasquez's midsection.
We've been informed that Vasquez has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Vasquez drops his hands momentarily and Head takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Head throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Vasquez on the side of the head.
Head swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vasquez shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Head misses with a right hand
and Vasquez counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Vasquez throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Head looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Head throws out a loose jab but Vasquez uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Vasquez.
Vasquez is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Head with a body shot.
Vasquez stuns Head with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Head tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Vasquez paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Head lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A slow jab from Head misses its intended target.
Head scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Head misses with a looping left.
Vasquez is looking for the big counter here.
Vasquez is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Head rather than just go for the knockout.
Head misses with a lunging right hand
and Vasquez counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Head swings for the body but Vasquez moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Head moves out of range of the strikes.
Head lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Head punishes Vasquez's body with a nice straight punch.
Vasquez takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crack Head dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Head lands with a straight right. Vasquez didn't see that one coming.
A lazy left from Head finds it's target.
Head throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Head is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Vasquez can do to turn this around?
Vasquez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Head manages to avoid it.
Head throwing a counter right hand but Vasquez manages to avoid it.
Vasquez ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Crack Head is winning the standup battle so far.
Jab by Head.

Vasquez is rocked!
Vasquez ducks into an uppercut from Head and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crack Head!
Crack Head retains his middleweight title!
Crack Head gave a mention to Drumpf Pharmaceutical 145.000114q in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).