PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cajones Crusher (ranked 2604 p4p, 382 weight class) and Abdel Mumu (ranked 8289 p4p, 809 weight class). Abdel Mumu has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Cajones Crusher's chin.

Crusher
vs
Mumu

183 cm
19
175 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

175 cm
19
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Mockstar Energy Drinks

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cajones Crusher!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Abdel Mumu!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mumu lands a nice hook to Crusher's body. Crusher takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Mumu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crusher waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mumu.
We've been told by Crusher's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A telegraphed right hand from Crusher misses the target.
Crusher on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Mumu misses with a looping left.
Mumu throws a good cross that connects.
Crusher swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mumu scores with a shot to the body.
Crusher keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mumu.
Crusher throwing a counter right hand but Mumu manages to avoid it.
Crusher ducks under a wild hook from Mumu.
Mumu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mumu scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Mumu misses with a body shot.
Mumu lands a nice shot that snaps Crusher's head back.
Mumu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crusher was well out of range. Poor timing from Mumu.
Crusher throwing a counter right hand but Mumu manages to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mumu slips a jab from Crusher.
Mumu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mumu sizes up Crusher with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A swing and a miss from Crusher.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mumu jabs Crusher right on the nose. Crusher blinks but takes it well.
Crusher looks to land a right hand but Mumu moved out of range.
Mumu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crusher was well out of range. Poor timing from Mumu.
Crusher throws a jab when Mumu was well out of range.
Mumu throws a right hand that misses
and Crusher counters with a straight right hand.
Crusher slips under a jab.
Mumu throws a body shot but no joy.
A big left from Crusher misses.
Mumu walks into a jab.

It looks like Abdel Mumu has been cut.
Mumu lands a head shot.
Mumu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crusher manages to avoid it.
Crusher steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mumu.
Crusher slips under a jab.
Crusher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mumu was well out of range. Poor timing from Crusher.
Mumu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mumu works Crusher's body with a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mumu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crusher.
Crusher on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crusher uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Mumu swings for the body but Crusher moves out of range.
Crusher throws a jab but it's blocked by Mumu.
A little jabbing left from Mumu on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Mumu has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Mumu scores with a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crusher. Mumu does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice side step and Mumu releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Mumu staying out of range there.
Mumu misses with a hook
enabling Crusher to counter with a crisp jab.
Crusher moves out of range as Mumu strikes.
Crusher swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Crusher misses with a looping right.
Mumu jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Crusher is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Mumu.
Crusher missing with a left hand there. Mumu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mumu moves away from the strike by Crusher.
Mumu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crusher was well out of range. Poor timing from Mumu.
Mumu swings for the body but Crusher moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mumu. Crusher does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mumu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crusher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mumu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crusher.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crusher moves into range and connects with a jab.
Mumu connects with a body shot that sends Crusher's belly button to the back.
A decent looking cross lands there for Crusher.
Mumu is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Crusher had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Mumu cracks Crusher with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mumu sizes up Crusher with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Crusher misses with an uppercut.
Mumu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crusher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mumu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crusher throws out the jab.
Mumu ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Crusher throws a good cross that connects.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mumu. Crusher does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mumu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crusher manages to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Crusher misses the target.
It seemed like Mumu was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mumu scores with a nice right hand.
Mumu misses with a straight right.
Crusher swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mumu jabs Crusher to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Abdel Mumu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mumu cracks Crusher with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Crusher waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mumu.
Mumu looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crusher steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mumu.
Crusher ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mumu moves away.
A little jabbing left from Mumu on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Mumu moves out of range as Crusher strikes.
Mumu now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Mumu scores with a decent looking hook.
Mumu moves away from the strike by Crusher.
Crusher throws out a loose jab but Mumu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mumu takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mumu just misses with a punch to the body.
Mumu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crusher.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mumu! But no joy.
Crusher throws an overhand right that lands on Mumu's shoulder, as Mumu tries to avoid the shot.
Crusher takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mumu throws a hook to the side of Crusher's head but Crusher sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It looked like Crusher wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The crowd cheers as Mumu lands an impressive looking overhand right. Crusher doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mumu feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Crushers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Crusher moves out of range of the strikes.
Crusher moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That has opened up Abdel Mumu's cut even more.
Mumu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crusher.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Abdel Mumu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Abdel Mumu's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Mumu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crusher throws out a loose jab but Mumu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mumu will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mumu ducks under a wild hook from Crusher.
Mumu let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A jab from Mumu misses.
Mumu slips a straight right by Crusher.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Mumu in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Mumu lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Crusher just misses with a punch to the body.
Mumu drops his hands momentarily and Crusher takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mumu just misses with a punch to the body.
Mumu changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mumu. Crusher does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crusher throws out a loose jab but Mumu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mumu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crusher.
Mumu getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Crusher slips a jab from Mumu.
A swing and a miss from Crusher.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mumu! But no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crusher doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Mumu 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Mumu throws a right hand that misses
and Mumu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crusher takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mumu avoids the body shot from Crusher.
Mumu lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Crusher backs up against the cage.
Crusher slips a straight right by Mumu.
Mumu takes one to the side of the head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Crusher darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Mumu scores with a crisp jab that stopped Crusher in his tracks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mumu misses with a hook
letting Crusher counter with a right hand.

The cut above Abdel Mumu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Mumu connects with a single shot there.
Mumu works the jab nicely.
Mumu on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Mumu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crusher.
Mumu misses with a body punch
and Crusher counters with a nice uppercut.

Mumu is rocked!
Mumu misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Mumu.
Mumu misses with a series of wild punches.
A quick step to the side and Crusher tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crusher. Mumu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crusher misses with a body shot.
Mumu looks to throw the jab but Crusher is out of range.
Mumu just misses with a punch to the body.
Mumu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crusher misses with a body shot.
Mumu takes a swing at Crusher's ribcage but misses.
Mumu misses with a body shot.
Mumu throws a right hand that misses
and Mumu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Abdel Mumu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Mumu connects with a body shot that sends Crusher's belly button to the back.
Crusher takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Crusher showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mumu.
Crusher works Mumu's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mumu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crusher.
Crusher scores with a jab.
Crusher missing with a left hand there. Mumu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A swing and a miss from Crusher.
Mumu scores with a jab to the head.
Mumu lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mumu moves away from the strike by Crusher.
Mumu missing with a left hand there. Crusher was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crusher avoids the body shot from Mumu.
Crusher lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Mumu at a distance.
Mumu throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mumu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crusher missing with a left hand there. Mumu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crusher throws a jab when Mumu was well out of range.
Mumu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crusher looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Mumu throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mumu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crusher displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mumu throws out the jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crusher cracks a nice hook into Mumu's ribs.
Mumu is breathing heavily.
Crusher throws a shot from downtown. Mumu moves away and avoids it.
Crusher feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Mumus jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Abdel Mumu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Cajones Crusher!
Cajones Crusher retains his welterweight title!
After the big win, Cajones Crusher made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Mockstar Energy Drinks and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.