PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Big Bobby (ranked 23130 p4p, 331 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 5036 p4p, 173 weight class). Big Bobby could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Crotch Grabber's chin.

Bobby
vs
Grabber

205 cm
21
280 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

207 cm
20
282 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Bobby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bobby swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Grabber has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Bobby is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Bobby connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grabber throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bobby stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Bobby counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bobby blocks a jab.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Bobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bobby definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Bobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Good shot there by Grabber.

It looks like Big Bobby has been cut.
Bobby uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Bobby was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bobby on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bobby counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber tries to clinch but Bobby is having none of it.
Bobby is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bobby uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grabber.
Bobby is looking to counter punch.
Grabber misses with a jab to the body
and Bobby counters with a left and a right that stings Grabber.
The fight stays on the outside here - Grabber looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bobby went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Grabber throws a jab when Bobby was well out of range.
Bobby swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Grabber misses with a left hand
and Bobby counters with a straight right hand.

Grabber closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Grabber struggles to land a body shot inside as Bobby controls his hands.
Bobby misses with a punch to the body.
Bobby lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Grabber pushes Bobby back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Grabber gets through Bobby's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bobby stalling in the clinch but Grabber improves position.
Bobby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Bobby.
A nice left hand lands by Bobby.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber blocks an uppercut.
Bobby lands a nice uppercut.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
Bobby throws a head punch that misses.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Bobby.
Grabber misses with some punches.
Bobby tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Grabber's elbow.
Grabber lands with a short shot to the head.
Bobby swings wildly with an uppercut but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Bobby.
Grabber presses Bobby against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
Bobby swings wildly with an uppercut but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Big Bobby will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Big Bobby's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Grabber misses with a double jab.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
A little feinted left hand from Bobby on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Grabber swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice shot by Bobby.
Grabber looks to clinch
and Bobby counters with a straight right hand.
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Bobby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bobby with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Grabber swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bobby counters with a nice uppercut.
Grabber throws a sloppy body shot
and Bobby counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Bobby's shoulder, as Bobby tries to avoid the shot.
It looked like Bobby was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Grabber.

Bobby staggers Grabber with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Grabber looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bobby counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Bobby manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Grabber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grabber throws a poor cross that misses

and Bobby counters with a straight right that drops Grabber on his ass! Grabber jumps back to his feet. He seems OK to continue so we'll get back to the action.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Bobby counters with a stiff right hand.

Grabber is rocked!
Grabber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A quick step to the side and Bobby tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grabber looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bobby is looking to counter punch.
Grabber fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bobby throws a right hand that misses
and Grabber counters with a left and a right that stings Bobby.
Bobby works Grabber's body with a nice hook.
Grabber with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bobby moves away from the strike by Grabber.
Bobby is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Grabber can do to turn this around?
Grabber throws a right hand that misses
and Bobby counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bobby lands with a nice body punch.
Grabber misses with a lunging right hand
and Bobby counters with a two punch combo.
Bobby connects with a nice looking jab.
Grabber misses with a lunging right hand
and Bobby counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Grabber is still on wobbly legs! Can Bobby finish him?
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Bobby moved out of range nicely.
Grabber seems to have recovered his senses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grabber misses with a wild body shot.
Bobby throws a hook but Grabber blocks it.
Grabber swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bobby.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Bobby takes the second round thanks to the knockdowns.
The cut man is working on Big Bobby's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bobby lands with an overhand left.
Grabber misses with a double jab
and Bobby connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bobby throws a leg kick

and Grabber holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Grabber.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
Bobby gets through Grabber's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bobby struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Bobby is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Big Bobby's cut is getting worse.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bobby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grabber lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bobby backwards.
Grabber tries to work over Bobby's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Grabber fails to land.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Bobby uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bobby backwards.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Big Bobby's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Grabber lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bobby backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grabber.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Grabber creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Grabber is leaning against Bobby and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Grabber works on Bobby's body with a couple of short punches.
Grabber lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bobby backwards.

Jeez, Big Bobby's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Grabber lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Grabber.
Grabber lands a body shot in the clinch.
Grabber lands a nice uppercut.

Bobby is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Big Bobby's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.