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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Egyptian Embalmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thalmor Finnbogoson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Embalmer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Katy Perry - Dark Horse ft. Juicy J. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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167 lbs
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169 cm
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160 lbs
1 - 0 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Egyptian Embalmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Thalmor Finnbogoson!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Finnbogoson throws a head kick but Embalmer moves out of range.
Finnbogoson misses with a head kick.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Finnbogoson enables Embalmer to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Finnbogoson manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Embalmer tries to free his leg and advance position but Finnbogoson is retaining full guard.
Embalmer pushes down on Finnbogoson's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Embalmer is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Embalmer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Finnbogoson has managed to free his arm - good work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Finnbogoson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Embalmer is working away from the top position though.
Finnbogoson regains full guard. Nicely done.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Embalmer postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Finnbogoson is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Embalmer, into his guard.
Finnbogoson postures up.
Embalmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Finnbogoson is one step ahead there.
Embalmer pulls Finnbogoson in close to prevent any damage.
Finnbogoson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Embalmer throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Finnbogoson escapes and throws Embalmer's legs to the side, diving into side control!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Embalmer is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Finnbogoson's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Embalmer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Finnbogoson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Embalmer keeps working.
Embalmer tries to get to full guard but Finnbogoson has control of the leg.
Embalmer looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Embalmer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Finnbogoson is working away from the top position though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Embalmer keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Embalmer tries to roll over but Finnbogoson keeps him under control.
Embalmer is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Finnbogoson pulls his head out easily.
Embalmer is trying to get back to full guard.
Embalmer is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Finnbogoson pulls his head out easily.
Finnbogoson trying to control the action but Embalmer is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Embalmer is looking to control Finnbogoson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Embalmer avoid being mounted?
Embalmer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Finnbogoson throwing shots but Embalmer is blocking nicely.
Finnbogoson passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Embalmer!
Embalmer tries to hold on but Finnbogoson postures up.
Embalmer gets back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Finnbogoson wants to stand up but Embalmer has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Finnbogoson is trying to control. Embalmer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Thalmor Finnbogoson will probably get the nod.
That's time! Embalmer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Embalmer moves into the clinch.
Finnbogoson goes for a takedown in the clinch but Embalmer prevents it.
Finnbogoson pulls guard successfully.
Embalmer pushing down on Finnbogoson's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Embalmer is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Finnbogoson defends it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Embalmer maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Finnbogoson could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Embalmer has cracked it and Finnbogoson is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Embalmer!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Egyptian Embalmer!
After the big win, Egyptian Embalmer made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Transform Supplements and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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