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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Joker (ranked 2899 p4p, 425 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 2239 p4p, 333 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Joker might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Jester of Genocide - Travis Scott. Mr Joker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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205 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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215 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Joker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Lou da Vinci and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noel looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Noel throws a poor cross that misses
and Joker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Joker has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Joker there as he acknowledges the shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Noel scores with a four punch combination!
Joker throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Noel tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Joker is in Noel's guard.
Noel isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Joker stacks Noel on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Joker!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noel is being controlled here.
Joker trying to control the position but Noel is working away.
Noel tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Noel is trying to escape the position but Joker is controlling the position.
We've been hearing good reports from Joker's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Noel is looking for a sweep.
Joker is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Joker lands a decent elbow from side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joker trying to control the position but Noel is working away.
Noel takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Joker trying to control the position but Noel is working away.
Noel looking for a sweep but Joker has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Joker scoring with strikes but Noel is staying in there.
Noel wants to hold on but Joker pushes him away.
Joker working the ground and pound effectively.
Noel is trying desperately to improve position.
Noel taking shots to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joker working Noel over with strikes here.
Joker controlling the pace for now.
Joker connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Noel is in all sorts of trouble here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Joker lands a heavy elbow.
Joker scoring with strikes but Noel is staying in there.
Joker landing strikes from the mount and Noel is in trouble!
Noel is rocked!
Noel is trying to escape the mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Joker with shots to the head and body - Noel looks very uncomfortable down there.
Noel is still in real trouble! Can Joker finish him?
Joker postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Noel badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Joker around the waist but Joker pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Joker is the winner by TKO! Joker jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr Joker!
A relieved looking Mr Joker thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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