PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Supertuk Halaptung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Speedy Gonzales (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Halaptung kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Brant Bjork, "We Don't Serve Their Kind". Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Halaptung
vs
Gonzales

165 cm
26
130 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

165 cm
25
135 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Sully's Bar & Grill
Venom Combat Sports

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Supertuk Halaptung!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Speedy Gonzales!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Halaptung clinches up against the ropes.
Halaptung landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Halaptung crunches a lovely knee into Gonzales's ribcage.
Halaptung lands a nice knee to the body.
Halaptung lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Halaptung lands a nice elbow.
Gonzales is trying to pull guard but Halaptung has him pressed against the ropes.
I was talking to Halaptung's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Halaptung lands a knee to the body.
Halaptung landing knees to the body.
Gonzales looks winded!
Halaptung lands an elbow inside that Gonzales shrugs off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Halaptung creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Gonzales's defenses.
A short left from Halaptung.
Halaptung scores a nice knee to the body.
Halaptung lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Halaptung crunches a lovely knee into Gonzales's ribcage.
Halaptung scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Halaptung lands a knee to the body.
Halaptung lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gonzales backwards.
Halaptung landing knees to the body.
Halaptung scores a nice knee to the body.
Halaptung scores with a shoulder strike.
Halaptung working Gonzales over with knees to the body.
Halaptung lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gonzales backwards.
Halaptung scores a nice knee to the body.
Halaptung is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Halaptung unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Halaptung is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Halaptung landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Halaptung utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Halaptung obliges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Halaptung lands a damaging elbow.
Halaptung lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Halaptung.
A shot in the inside from Halaptung.
A knee to the head by Halaptung.
A short right from Halaptung on the inside.
Halaptung lands an elbow inside.
Knees in the clinch landing for Halaptung.
Halaptung lands a good knee to the midsection. Gonzales won't want to take too many of those.
Halaptung unloads a knee to the mid-section.

Halaptung manages to break the clinch.

Oooooh!!! Halaptung has knocked Gonzales down with a huge combo! Halaptung steps away and waves a wobbly Gonzales back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Gonzales is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Halaptung - just one landing.
Gonzales is still on wobbly legs! Can Halaptung finish him?
Halaptung cracks Gonzales with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the ropes! Gonzales falls to his knees and Halaptung doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Supertuk Halaptung!
A very excited looking Supertuk Halaptung rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.